Sunday Night Heatz!!1
June 7, 2009
Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and by side, like a shining light, Jesse King!
Gorilla, have we got a show for you tonight!
Right you are Jess. We have to opening round matches in Seth Drakin‘s Honor Invitational, and the Heatz!!1 Champion Viva Los Bio Dome in a non-title match against Legion!
Instead of talkin’ about it Gorilla, let’s just go to the action!
Boiler Room Brawler V. Relegate Hunter
Our opening match is Relegate Hunter versus the Boiler Room Brawler.
This match was announced last week after Niteraw, after Relegate Hunter pantsed The Sam.
That’s Mr The Sam to you Tim. And let me tell you something, I hope that Relegate has paid full on his insurance plan. Because once Boiler Room Brawler gets through with him, his Wife will become very rich.
You’re disgusting Jesse.
Lets head to our ring announcer, Michael Muffer.
The following contest is set for one fall. And I have just received word that this match will be contested under “No Holds Barred”.
What is this? No Holds Barred?
That’s right Tim, now these fans are going to see a great match.
Have you seen what BRB has done to competitors in the past? He has broken destroyed people under regulation rules, and now he is getting free range?
Well remember, Relegate Hunter is also competing under no rules.
Damn that The Sam, he just wants BRB to destroy Relegate Hunter.
Well that’s what happens when you don’t tow the line.
(The Killers- Smile Like You Mean It)
Making his way to the ring first. At the height of 5’10, weighing in at 190 lbs. From Brighton, England. This is RELEGAAAATE HUNTEEEEEER!!!
(Hunter runs to the ring high fiving the fans along the way)
Take a good look, because that may be the last time we see Relegate Hunter walking.
You may be right Jesse. This whole match stinks.
And his opponent;
(I'm So Bad (Baby I Don't Care) РMoțrhead)
At the height of 6’0, weighing in at 350 lbs. From Rockford, Illinois. This is the BOILER ROOM BRAWWWWLEEEERRR!!!
*Boiler Room Brawler makes his way out of the Boiler Room carrying a steel pipe. The pyro goes off and BRB walks down the ramp
As BRB is about to climb over the top rope, RH hits a baseball slide on BRB sending him back to the floor. As BRB gets to his feet, RH grabs the top rope and slings himself over the top rope and hits a suicude dive on BRB. The bell sounds.
RH starts punching BRB while BRB is down. RH climbs up onto the apron and attempts to hit a standing lionsault. He jumps off the ropes but BRB slides out of the way as RH hits the concrete floor. BRB grabs RH y the head and lifts him up onto his feet before rolling RH into the ring.
As RH tries to recover from the botched Lionsault, BRB looks under the ring and pulls out a garbage can, a fire hydrant, a kendo stick and a stop sign before throwing these objects into the ring.
BRB climbs into the ring, RH is tryng to get to his feet when BRB hits him across the head with the stop sign. BRB then holds the stop sign as he runs off the ropes, as he comes back he uses the stop sign to drop a running elbow on RH. BRB goes for a pinfall.
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BRB raises RH’s arm to stop the pinfall.
BRB lifts up RH and puts one hand around RH’s throat. Before chokeslamming RH into the garbage can.
BRB starts taunting the crowd as they boo. RH rolls off the garbage can and grabs the fire hydrant. As BRB truns around, RH sprays the fire hydrant into BRB’s eyes. As BRB is temporarily blinded RH grabs the kendo stick and starts whacking BRB with it. BRB grabs the kendo stick and a tug of war begins between RH and BRB. RH lets go and BRB gets hit in the stomach with the kendo stick. RH uses this opportunity and grabs BRB’s head and manages to hit him with “Sliced Bread #2” into the trashcan.
Both men are exhausted and are down. Suddenly The Sam runs to ringside and grabs the steel pipe BRB dropped earlier.
Relegate Hunter manages to get to his feet first, he calls for his finisher “The Relegation”. As he jumps onto the 2nd rope The Sam swings back to hit him with steel pipe, Square grabs the pipe from The Sam. Relegate Hunter moonsaults back and but BRB rolls out of the way as RH lands on his feet.
The Sam and Square argue outside the ring as Boiler Room Brawler looks on. Boiler Room Brawler attempts to grab Square but Square hits BRB with the steel pipe sending BRB backwards, RH still standing behind BRB ducks down and school boys BRB for the pinfall.
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The winner of the match, RELEGATE HUNTER!
Relegate Hunter slides out of the ring and celebrates amongst the fans as The Sam slides into the ring to yell at the referee. As Relegate Hunter heads up the ramp Square stops him and says “Now, We’re Even”.
Square heads to the back as RH looks at him.
Well, interesting situation that appears to be developing between Relegate Hunter and Square.
But what is the connection between these two?
That question will have to be answered another day. Coming up next, Above Average V. Tyfo in the first round of Seth Drakin’s Tournament of Honor!
Tournament of Honor First Round Match: Tyfo V. Above Average
The following contest is a first round match in Seth Drakin’s Tournament of Honor, and it is to be contested under the Rules of Honor!
*New Blackjacks Theme*
Introducing first, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 245 pounds. Representing WWCF Corporate, Tyfo!
*The Prodigy - Poison*
And his opponent, from Belfast, Northern Ireland, weighing in at 260 pounds. Representing The Story, he is the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, Above Average!
Tyfo and Above Average circle one another, before Tyfo throws a punch, which AA blocks, and comes back with a pump kick. AA slams Tyfo to the mat, and climbs to the middle turnbuckle. AA comes down with a forearm smash, but Tyfo get’s his foot up. AA catches it, though, and turns Tyfo over into a half crab. Tyfo crawls to the ropes, and firmly grasps the bottom rope, forcing a break. AA grabs Tyfo and tosses him into the corner. He charges in with a knee lift, but Tyfo moves, causing AA to knee the top turnbuckle. Tyfo rolls AA up.
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Kickout.
AA stands up, favoring his right knee. Tyfo zeros in on the knee, hitting a chop block, and then grapevining the leg. Tyfo punches the leg a few times, causing AA to scream in pain. The ref asks him if he wants to quit, but AA refuses. After struggling for almost a minute, AA powers out of the move, and catches Tyfo with a scoop slam. Cover.
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Kickout.
As Tyfo rises, AA connects with a leg lariat!
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Kickout!
AA lifts Tyfo for a suplex, but Tyfo blocks it, and lifts AA up, and drops him throat first across the top rope. As AA turns around, dazed, Tyfo nails the Tumbleweed. Cover.
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Here is your winner, Tyfo!
Tyfo celebrates his win, as the ref checks on Above Average. As Tyfo leaves, AA stands up to a standing ovation, but as he goes to leave, Doley jumps him from behind. He stomps AA a few times, before nailing the Dolinator. Doley grabs AA’s Inter-Forum belt, and holds it up, before dropping on AA’s chest and leaving.
Tyfo picks up the win, Jess, and advances in the tournament!
And after the match, Doley making a statement, at the expense of the Inter-Forum Champion.
Up next, Aaron Enigma V. The Headbanger Man in another Tournament of Honor match!
Tournament of Honor First Round Match: Aaron Enigma V. Headbanger Man
The following contest is a first round match in Seth Drakin’s Tournament of Honor, and is to be contested under the Rules of Honor!
*Wild Child*
Introducing first, from Kent, England, weighing in at 263 pounds, The Headbanger Man!
“Elementary, my dear Watson![/color]
*Know Your Enemy*
And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 256 pounds. Representing The Story, Aaron Enigma!
The match starts with Aaron walking to HeadbangerMan and offering his hand in respect. HeadbangerMan looks at him apprehensively at first but then reaches out and shakes Aaron's hand. However, he quickly follows with a kick to the midsection and a couple punches before irish whipping Aaron to the ropes. On the rebound Aaron ducks under a clothesline and quickly grabs HeadbangerMan by the head, delivering a vicious neckbreaker counter move. Aaron quickly bounces off the ropes and hits a leg drop on the downed Headbanger, covering him after.
1.....2.Headbanger kicks out!
Aaron picks up HeadbangerMan and goes for a suplex but Headbanger reverses it by kneeing Aaron in the gut. He quickly follows it with a DDT and goes for the pin.
1.....2...Aaron just barely kicks out!
HeadbangerMan locks an STF on Aaron in the middle of the ring. Aaron screams in pain as he makes his way to the ropes. After about 30 seconds Aaron is able to grab the bottom rope, forcing HeadbangerMan to break the hold. Headbanger breaks the hold and lifts Aaron up, throwing him into the corner and laying in a series of vicious lefts and rights to his head and chest. The ref pulls Headbanger off Aaron and Headbanger backs up a bit before charging at Aaron. He jumps to deliver a body splash but Aaron catches him. Running from the corner holding his opponent, Aaron delivers a vicious STO to HeadbangerMan. However, Aaron isn't done, and lifts HeadbangerMan, still stunned, back to his feet. Aaron start unleashing a series of kicks, first to the leg, then the a spinnng back kick to the chest followed by an enziguri then finally a reverse roundhouse, blasting HeadbangerMan to the mat. Aaron goes for another pin on Headbanger
1.....2....HeadbangerMan just gets his shoulder up.
Aaron looks increduously at the ref as HeadbangerMan slowly makes it to his feet. Headbanger sneaks up behind Aaron and grabs him by the waist. HeadbangerMan attempts to hit a German Suplex on Aaron but he flips through it. HeadbangerMan turns around to be hit with a reverse STO from Aaron. Aaron quickly locks in Extreme Interrogation on HeadbangerMan. He quickly taps out and Aaron releases the hold.
The winner of this match, Aaron Enigma!
*Aaron asks for mic and speaks*
I'm gonna make this quick. Sam, I said I would fight anyone you pick, I'll see them tomorrow. The vendetta will continue as planned. Watch you back Corporate, I don't play nice when I'm fighting for what I believe in.
And Aaron Enigma advances as well!
But he’s gonna have his hands full next week against Tyfo!
Up next, our main event, Legion V. The Heatz!!1 Champion, Viva Los Bio Dome!
Non-Title Main Event: Legion V. Viva Los Bio Dome
Viva enters the ring to "The Safety Dance", as usual, and requests a mic from the announcer before Legion comes out.
So yet again the powers that be have put me in a main event against someone who I've already beaten to a pulp. The lack of competition for me is sickening, dudes, and who's at fault? The Corporate Leader. D-Day Dave, you run this company like it's a JOKE. You've got one contender for me on cycle wash. How many times have I put that clown Koda through the ringer, man? At what point do you not just give up with this? Stop granting him matches. HE CAN'T TOUCH ME.
And now a match against Legion? I made an example out of him. I destroyed him. Enough said.
I'm putting you on notice, Mr. D-Day Dave.
*hands mic back to announcer*
Legion enters to Mordecai's theme with a scowl on his face as he enters the ring.
The referee rings the bell.
Viva and Legion lock up, and Legion whips him in to the corner and begins stomping him out as the crowd counts to 10 with him. Legion picks up Viva and delivers a couple of chops to the chest. Legion whips him off of the ropes and delivers a huge big boot. Viva rolls to the outside...
Viva's in trouble, Jess! Will he be able to overcome the odds?
I don't know, Gorilla! We'll find out after the break!
*Commercial break*
Hey, everyone! Quiznos is delicious. Remember that! Buy me, I'm a 4 dollar ciabatta, Scott!
*End break*
Welcome back to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 We're back to the main event tonight, Legion VS iViva Los Bio Dome!. Viva is in trouble, so lets get back to the action in the ring!
Viva rolls back into the ring and gouges Legions eyes. Viva nails him with a hard clothesline and a big knee drop. Viva picks Legion up, whips him into the corner, and nails him with a running flying knee. Viva climbs up to the top rope, goes for a frog splash, but Legion rolls out from under it.
Both men stand up and start trading blows. Viva gets the upper hand, does a stoner's dance, and goes for the Purple Sticky Punch!
Legion reverses it into the Arms of Morpheus! Viva beings to struggle but the pain is unbearable! iViva Los Bio Dome! taps to the pain!
Your winner.... Legion!!!!!!
Legion applies the lock for far too long after the bell. iViva Los Bio Dome! is screaming in agony. The security team as well as extra referees come in to break it up. Legion is seen with the same scowl he entered the ring with as Sunday Night Heatz!!1 comes to a close.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday Niteraw - June 1, 2009
June 1st, 2009
Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and by side, forever and always, Jesse King!
Gorilla, we have one hell of a show tonight! After everything that went down at Survivor Team Challenge Series, tempers are flaring, and the adrenaline is at an all time high! So let’s rev up the engine for some high octane action!
I couldn’t have said it better myself, Jess! Let’s go to the ring for our first match of the night, WWCF Interforum Champion Above Average V. WWCF Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Champion TTS!
Above Average V. TTS; Winner get‘s a shot at the loser‘s title
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Johnny Cash-God’s Gonna Strike You Down*
Introducing first, being accompanied by The Sam, and representing WWCF Corporate! He hails from Davie, Florida, weighing in at 290 pounds! He is the WWCF Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Champion! The Jamaican Redneck, T! T! S!
*The Prodigy - Poison*
And his opponent. From Belfast, weighing in at 260 pounds! The WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, Above Average!
Above Average and TTS lock up center ring.
A lot on the line here, Jess!
Right you are, Gorilla! The winner will receive a shot at the loser’s championship right here next week on NiteRaw!
After wrestling for position, Above Average applies a rear waist lock, which TTS elbows his way out of, and locks on a front face lock. Above Average frees himself, and applies a wrist lock. TTS reverses it, and sweeps out Above Average’s leg, and goes for a jackknife cover.
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Kickout!
Above Average locks on a side headlock, which TTS muscles out of, and applies a headlock of his own. Above Average powers out of it with a teardrop suplex and cover.
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Kickout!
So far, neither man has been able to gain any sort of advantage, Jess!
Gorilla, this is gonna be a very close match!
TTS and Above Average lock up again, and TTS quickly scoots behind Above Average and rolls him up!
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Kickout!
The two tie up again, and this time, Above Average get’s behind TTS, and quickly jumps on his shoulders and victory roll’s him!
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Kickout!
TTS grabs AA by the hair, but AA breaks free, and hit’s a European uppercut, followed by a backbreaker. Cover!
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Kickout!
AA pulls TTS up, but TTS surprises him with a belly to belly suplex and a cover!
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Kickout!
These two are very evenly matched here, Jesse!
Gorilla, this match is come down to one of these guys making a mistake!
TTS picks AA up, and delivers an atomic drop, followed by a discus clothesline. Cover!
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KICKOUT!!!
TTS pulls AA to his feet once more, but AA catches him in a small package!
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KICKOUT!!!
AA stands TTS up, and goes for leg lariat, but TTS duck’s and tries a leg lariat of his own, but AA duck’s also. As the two face each other, in fighting stances, the crowd applauds both men.
The crowd is showing their appreciation for the match they’re getting here, Jess!
These guy are at the top of their game tonight, and it’s showing through in this match right now!
As TTS and AA lock up again, The Sam jumps up on the apron, and TTS maneuver’s AA towards him. The Sam grabs AA’s arms, and holds him in place.
Leave it to The Sam to ruin a great match like this!
*The crowd starts cheering loudly*
What’s goin’ on here- IT’S RELEGATE HUNTER!!!
Relegate Hunter runs down to the ring, and yanks The Sam’s pants down!
The Manager of Champions has just been pantsed!
Oh the humanity!
The Sam releases AA, and stands on the apron, in stunned horror, as TTS is unable to control his laughter. The Sam quickly hops down from the apron and runs to the back, tripping over his pants several times on the way.
TTS, still laughing, turns around, and walks right into a the super kick! COVER!!!
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The winner of the match, ABOVE AVERAGE!!!!
What a way to open NiteRaw! That was a tremendous match, Jess!
I hope this is a sign of what’s to come tonight, Gorilla!
Rules of Honor Match: Jonathan Michaels V. “Evil La Parka”
Well, this should be interesting.
That's right, Gorilla, two hardcore guys fighting under the Rules Of Honor, Jonathan Michaels issued this challenge to Evil La Parka last week.
It seems Michaels believes that Parka will be out of his element, because Michaels has fought under the Rules Of Honor before.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is being fought under the Rules Of Honor.
Evil La Parka's music kicks in and he makes his way to the ring without his signature chair, he slides into the ring and the referee checks him for weapons.
Foo Fighters - DOA
Jonathan Michaels makes his way to ringside, staring maliciously at Parka, he enters the ring and is also checked for weapons, the referee calls for the bell.
Jonathan and Parka lock up, Jonathan knees Parka in the gut and hits a DDT, Michaels grabs Parka's foot and applies the Key Grip, Parka tries to roll out of it, but Michaels holds on, Parka holds on as long as he can, but finally taps out.
Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, Jonathan Michaels.
Michaels made quick work of Parka there.
Jonathan smiles and walks toward the back.
I'm surprised Michaels is walking away, I thought he would be grabbing a weapon and pummeling Evil La Parka right now.
I think he believes beating Parka so quickly is more damaging than any chair shot.
That may be.
Doley V. The Amazing Brahma Bull
*Man With The Plan*
The following match is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Belfast, Northern Ireland, weighing in at 280 pounds, Doley!
*Cult of Personality plays, as several boxers wearing hooded robes make their way down the aisle, with Brahma Bull following behind, with a cocky look on his face*
And his opponent, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 219 pounds, The Amazing Brahma Bull!
Bull and Doley tie up, and Bull immediately takes Doley down with a Russian leg sweep. Bull hooks the leg, but Doley kicks him off and bounces back to his feet. Bull applies a front facelock, which Doley reverses into an arm wringer, but Bull responds with a wringer of his own, into an arm drag, and the cover.
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Kickout.
Doley powers out and back to his feet. He drops Bull with a clothesline, and then a scoop slam as Bull get’s up. Cover.
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Kickout.
Doley tosses Bull into the corner and goes for a clothesline, but Bull moves, causing Doley to crash into the corner. Bull delivers a fireman’s carry takedown, and applies a headlock. Doley fights to his feet, and pushes Bull off and into the ropes. He catches Bull on the rebound with a side slam, and a cover.
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Kickout.
Doley pulls Bull to his feet, and goes for the Dolinator, but as he lifts Bull up, Bull low blows him. Doley releases Bull, who quickly hit’s the Scottish Destroyer. Bull locks in the Sharpshooter, and Doley taps.
Here is your winner, The Amazing Brahma Bull!
Brahma Bull has been on a role, lately. Maybe this change in attitude was a smart move.
If it wins you matches, it’s ALWAYS a smart move, Gorilla!
Falls Count Anywhere Match For The WWCF Hardcore Championship: Headbanger Man V. Evil Masked wordlifeecw [c]
Well, up next, we have Headbanger Man challenging Evil Masked wordlifeecw for the WWCF Hardcore Championship.
Over the last month, it’s seemed like Headbanger Man has had wordlifeecw’s number. Could we be in for a title change, Gorilla?
We’re about to find out.
The following contest is a Falls Count Anywhere match, for the WWCF Hardcore Championship!
(Wild Child)
Introducing the challenger, from Kent, England. He weighs in at 263 pounds, THE HEADBANGER MAN!
*Headbanger Man comes out with a trolley full of weapons. He throws a few of them into the ring.*
(Thunderstruck)
And the champion, from...
- Headbanger doesn't let the ring announcer finish, and runs to attack Wordlife on the ramp, armed with a street sign. Headbanger takes a wild swing, but Wordlife ducks and hits a series of right hands, before whipping Headbanger into the barricade. Wordlife removes his title belt, and holds it aloft, before giving to the referee.
- Wordlife continues to pound on Headbanger, and hits a snap suplex on the ramp. He goes for the early cover
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Headbanger kicks out. Wordlife delivers a few throat thrusts, before dragging Headbanger towards the ring. Wordlife whips him into the steel steps, and roots through the trolley of weapons. He pulls out a trash can, and throws it at Headbanger, however he manages to duck it. Headbanger then spears Wordlife down to the ground, and start wailing away with fists of his own.
- Headbanger rolls Wordlife into the ring, and then throws the garbage can, a couple of chairs and a kendo stick into the ring. Headbanger picks up the stick, and start hitting Wordlife in the back with it. Headbanger hits a cane-assisted leg sweep.
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No! Headbanger measures Wordlife, and takes a swing with the stick, however Wordlife avoids the contact, and manages to hit a back suplex. Wordlife then picks up the kendo stick, and repays the favour by smashing Headbanger in the back with it. Wordlife connects with a running elbow drop.
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Headbanger kicks out. Wordlife nails him with a running big boot, which send Headbanger over the rop rope and to the floor. Wordlife picks up the trash can, and then places it over Headbanger's head from inside the ring. He then picks up a chair and slides under the bottom rope.
- Wordlife starts hitting the trash can with the steel chair, sending Headbanger reeling up the ramp. Eventually Wordlife knocks him down with a stiff shot. Wordlife goes for the cover.
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Kick out! Wordlife drops Headbanger on the barricade throat first, and then begins choking him with his boot. Wordlife goes to whip Headbanger into a ringpost, but it is reversed. Headbanger then hits a clothesline off the security rail onto Wordlife. Headbanger drops Wordlife onto the commentary table, and then hits a snap DDT on the floor. Headbanger goes for a lateral press.
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Wordlife kicks out! Visibly frustrated, Headbanger pulls Wordlife up by his hair, and whips him into the security wall.
- Headbanger grabs a steel chair, and sets it up. He uses it as a springboard, and hits Wordlife with a flying forearm. Headbanger then clotheslines Wordlife over the wall, and then follows him, as they trade blows among the fans. Headbanger gets in a rake to the eyes, and charges at Wordlife, but is backdropped over the wall back into the ringside area again.
- Wordlife hits a massive running powerslam and then dislodges the steel steps, throwing them into the ring. He grabs Headbanger and throws him back into the ring as well, and boots him into the corner. Wordlife hits a corner splash onto Headbanger, and then flapjacks him onto the steel stairs.
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KICK OUT! Wordlife can't believe it. He scores with a reverse DDT, and then goes to the outside to search for more hardware under the ring. He pulls out two tables, much to the crowd's delight. He slides one into the ring, and props it in the corner. He places Headbanger onto the table and goes for another running avalanche, but Headbanger moves and Wordlife crashes into the table. Headbanger goes for a schoolboy roll-up.
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KICK OUT! This time, Headbanger is flabbergasted. He admonishes the ref, and then turns his attention to Wordlife. Headbanger lands a belly to belly suplex, and then places a chair under Wordlife's head.
- Headbanger grabs the other chair from outside the ring, and goes for a Conchairto, but Wordlife just manages to roll out of the way. Headbanger hits Wordlife in the gut with the chair, and charges at him once more, but gets lowbridged out of the ring, the momentum of which sends Headbanger into the barricade.
- Wordlife nails Headbanger with a few right hands, and then lifts up the padding outside the ring, exposing concrete. Wordlife tries to get Headbanger in position for the Tombstone Piledriver, but Headbanger wriggles free, and hits a low blow, and then hits a scoop slam onto the exposed ground.
- Headbanger then climbs back into the ring, and gingerly climbs to the top turnbuckle. He eventually reaches the top, poses for the crowd, and goes for an elbowdrop, but Wordlife moves. Both men are down and out for about 45 seconds, until Wordlife manages to get a loose cover on Headbanger.
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2.9! Exhausted and angry, Wordlife gets to his feet and throws Headbanger back into the ring. He lands a couple of stomps, and then 3 elbows in succession.
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Headbanger kicks out again! Wordlife picks Headbanger up and clotheslines him over the top rope. He gets the other table that is outside the ring, and positions it close to the ring. He picks a seemingly lifeless Headbanger up, and signals for the Journey to Hell. As he is about to perform the move, Headbanger rakes the eyes, and then lands in a senton position. Headbanger goes under the ring again, and this time pulls out a ladder. He does the old airplane spin spot, and knocks Wordlife over. He puts the ladder in the ring, and then attempts a piledriver on Wordlife, however it is countered into a back body drop.
- Wearily, Wordlife shakes the cobwebs loose, and hits a clothesline. Once again, he tries for the Tombstone, but again Headbanger escapes. Headbanger then hits a sudden Double Bass DDT (Impaler) on the floor! However, instead of going for the cover, he places Wordlife on the table that had been set up.
- Headbanger gets into the ring, and sets the ladder up. He slowly scales it, and signals the crowd who rise in anticipation. Headbanger then attempts to hit a splash, but Wordlife rolls away, and Headbanger crashes through the table. Wordlife then drapes an arm across Headbanger Man's prone body.
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Here is your winner, and still the WWCF Hardcore Champion...EVIL MASKED WORDLIFEECW!
- Wordlife gets to his feet, and is handed the belt by the referee. As Headbanger is being checked on by EMTs, Wordlife poses with his belt on the ramp, as his pyro is set off.
Aaron Enigma V. M.O.P. w/ The Sam
Tim Hoss - Next we have a match between these two young, fierce competitors in opposite factions.
Jesse King - There's been a lot of bad blood between Aaron Enigma and M.O.P. recently. Whoever wins this match determines what match happens at the next pay-per-view. If M.O.P. wins, we get a Hell in a Cell match! And if Aaron Enigma wins, we get a Last Man Standing match!
Michael Muffler - The following contest is set for one fall!
Rage Against the Machine - "Know Your Enemy" plays and the crowd cheers loudly.
First, from Chicago, Illinois! Weighing in at 256 lbs and representing The Story... HEAD DETECTIVE AARON ENIGMA!
Judas Priest - "Painkiller" plays and the crowd boos just as loudly.
And his opponent, from Bergen County, New Jersey! Weighing in at 232 pounds and representing WWCF Corporate... M. O. P!
You can cut the tension between these two with a knife King!
Enigma definitely has the size advantage in this match, but as we've seen at Survivor Team Challenge Series and during his Championship of Honor title match, M.O.P. has no regard for playing fair! And that can make a difference in that match if he isn't caught!
Aaron Enigma and M.O.P. stare off, each looking like they can't wait to tear the other apart. Finally, the bell rings and as the Story's Head Detective goes for a grapple lock, M.O.P. backs off and... climbs over the top rope and leaves the ring, walking up the entrance ramp! Aaron is standing in the middle of the ring, looking confused and wondering why his opponent is leaving.
Listen to that crowd! They do not approve of M.O.P's actions at all!
Is M.O.P. scared of facing off against Enigma? I don't get why he's costing himself the match here!
Meanwhile, the referee continues his count as Aaron Enigma stands in the middle of the ring.
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The referee calls for the bell as M.O.P. looks on from the entrance ramp with a vicious smile on his face.
Your winner as a result of a count-out, HEAD DETECTIVE AARON ENIGMA!
The crowd gives a half-hearted cheer, happy that Aaron Enigma won, but unsatisfied with the "match" they just saw. M.O.P. grabs a mic.
M.O.P.: Aaron, I've been thinking. I know we both want to beat the hell out of each other. I know we want to shut each other up. And while Hell in a Cell is nice and all, Last Man Standing is the perfect match for us to settle our differences once and for all!
So, I'll see you next month.
M.O.P. drops the mic and leaves the arena as "Know Your Enemy" plays. Aaron Enigma looks on with a somewhat satisfied look on his face and celebrates with the crowd.
Main Event: King Motor-Colt V. Cthulhu; Special Referee: WWCF World Champion LittleNaitch
Well, folks. Coming up next, our main event: Cthulhu V. King Motor-Colt, with WWCF World Champion LittleNaitch refereeing.
What‘s really interesting here is that the referee has a bounty on his head. Will anyone try to cash in during this match?
That remains to be seen. Also, you figure the winner would have to be considered for a World Title shot down the line.
Without further ado, let’s go to the ring!
The following contest is set for one fall, with a half hour time limit.
*New Blackjacks theme*
Please welcome the special referee for this match, LittleNaitch!
*Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann OST- Nikopol*
Introducing first, from WWCF Headquarters, weighing in at 180 pounds, Cthulhu!
*It’s Hard To Speak Without A Tongue*
And his opponent, from the Daily Story, Adelaide, Australia, weighing in at 247 pounds, King Motor-Colt!
Naitch checks both men for weapons, then calls for the bell. Cthulhu charges Colt, but is met with a boot to the gut. Colt hit’s a snap suplex and goes for the pin.
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Kickout.
Colt hit’s a DDT and goes for another cover.
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Kickout.
He tries another DDT, but Cthulhu blocks it, and hit’s a suplex. Cover.
1
Kickout.
Cthulhu glares at Naitch, perceiving the count to have been slow. Naitch simply pantomimes the count, as Colt rolls up Cthulhu.
1
Kickout.
Colt hit’s a German suplex and bridges up for the cover.
1
Kickout.
It’s Colt’s turn to question the speed of the count, but Naitch again pays him no mind. Cthulhu comes up behind Colt and applies a sleeper hold. Naitch checks to see if Colt’s out, but Colt powers out. Cthulhu charges, but is met with a back body drop. Cover.
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Kickout.
Colt pulls Cthulhu up by his hair, but Cthuhlu rolls Colt into a small package.
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Kickout.
Cthulhu stomps Colt, and applies a half Boston crab. Colt get’s to the ropes, and Naitch forces Cthulhu to break the hold. Cthulhu measures Colt for the Yakuza kick, but Colt blocks it and hit’s a jawbreaker, followed by Million Dollar Kneelift. As Cthulhu rises, Colt goes for a running neckbreaker, but Cthulhu blocks it and hit’s a dropkick to the knee. He follows it with a single knee face breaker. Cover.
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Kickout.
Cthulhu whips Colt into the ropes, but Colt ducks the clothesline, and hit’s a running neck breaker. Colt goes to the top rope, and as Cthulhu get’s up, he leaps from the rope, but Cthulhu catches him with a punch to gut, followed by a lung blower. Cover.
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Kickout.
Cthulhu angrily drops a forearm across Colt’s throat, and then pick’s him up and perches him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up with him and starts punching him. Naitch pulls him down, and admonishes him. The two argue, as Colt manages to recover. Cthulhu shoves Naitch, who responds in kind, knocking Cthulhu right into Colt’s Final Thought submission! Cthulhu tries to hold on, but finally tap’s out.
Here is your winner, King Motor-Colt!
Naitch raise Colt’s hand in victory.
What a big win for Motor-Colt!
That’s gotta at least earn him consideration for a title shot.
What a show we’ve had tonight. For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Good night from Monday NiteRaw!
Match writing credits: Evil M, Jonathan Michaels, Headbanger Man, and M.O.P.
Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - May 31, 2009
May 31st, 2009
Boiler Room Brawler V. Stevierichardsfan Babyface w/ Eli
The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit!
(Leave The Memories Alone)
Introducing first, accompanied by Eli, from BadStreet, weighing 225 pounds, STEVIERICHARDSFAN BABYFACE!
*As Stevie waits for his opponent, the following plays*
*Boiler Room Brawler emerges from the steamy mists of the boiler room, pipe wrench slung over his shoulder.*
stevierichardsfan, I feel baad... for YOU!
Because YOUR FATE fate is in MY HANDS, I, BRB, will give YOU, ev-ery op-por-tunity to just let ME flatten YOU with MY pipe wrench and get the match overwith!
I don't have time to waste with you on my yellowbrick road of PAIN!
BRB has set his sights for the top, and here I come!
*cue entrance video*
(I'm So Bad (Baby I Don't Care))
And his opponent, from Rockford, Illinois and weighing 350 pounds, BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!
- Brawler runs from the gorilla position with wrench in hand. The referee forces him to drop the wrench, and eventually Brawler obliges, and places it in the corner.
- Brawler and Stevie lock up, but Brawler is too strong and throws Stevie across the ring. This happens a second time. Stevie goes for a waistlock takedown, but Brawler simply backs him into the corner, and lands a couple of chops, and then hits an avalanche in the corner. Brawler hits an Atomic Drop, followed by a running shoulderblock. He goes to the top rope, but misses with an elbow drop.
- As Brawler sits up, Stevie lands a low dropkick, but Brawler powers out of the pinfall attempt at the one count. Brawler goes for a front kick, but Stevie ducks it and lands a short DDT. He goes up top for a flying bodypress, but is caught by Brawler.
- BRB hits a fallaway slam, and goes for the pinfall, but Stevie just about gets his foot on the ropes. Frustrated Brawler gets Stevie into the Full Nelson, and then after a while, slams him down to the mat. He lines up for the Spear, but Stevie leapfrogs it and goes for a shoolboy roll-up, which gets 2 this time.
- Stevie goes for the Stevie Kick, but Brawler avoids it, and hits the chokeslam. He then succesfully lands the Senton from the top rope, and gets the 3 count.
Here is your winner, BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!
- After the match, Brawler smashes Stevie over the head with the wrench, and then exits through the crowd.
Heatz!!1 Championship Number One Contender’s Triple Threat Match: Koda V. Legion V. The General of the Monkey Army
The following triple threat match is set for one fall, and is to be contested with a 20 minute time limit. The winner will be the number one contender for the WWCF Heatz!!1 Championship!
*Mordicai’s Theme*
Introducing first, from The Darkness Within You All, weighing in at 253 pounds, Legion!
*King Kong 2004*
Next, from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, The General of the Monkey Army!
*Agent of Chaos*
And, from Gotham, weighing in at 223 pounds, Koda!
The three competitors eye each other wearily, when…
*Safety Dance*
Viva Los Bio Dome walks out onto the stage to watch.
Legion and Koda, collectively known as the Deadly ‘N’ Sinful, get on either side of the General, and rush him. The General moves at the last second, and the partners collide. The General quickly rolls Legion up.
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Kickout.
Koda grabs the General by the hair, and yanks him to his feet. Legion nails the restrained General with a big boot. Legion covers the General.
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Koda pulls Legion off, and covers the General.
1
Legion pulls Koda off. The two argue over who should make the pin, allowing the General time to recuperate. Koda and Legion turn just in time for the General to meet them with a double clothesline. The General covers Koda.
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Kickout.
The Genera then covers Legion, who shoves him off before a 1-count. Legion hit’s a diving European uppercut on The General. Koda then delivers the Arkham Straightjacket to The General. Cover.
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Legion breaks up the pin.
Koda glares at Legion, who simply shrugs, before kicking Koda in the gut, followed by a DDT. Cover.
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Kickout.
Legion grabs Koda and tosses him into the corner. The General nails Legion with a clubbing blow to the back of the head, but Legion shrugs it off, and hit’s the Fall From Grace on The General. Koda runs up behind Legion, and tosses him from the ring, and covers The General.
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Here is your winner, and number one contender to the WWCF Heatz!!1 Championship, Koda!
As the referee raises Koda’s hand, Viva Los Bio Dome clocks him from behind with the Heatz!!1 Championship belt. Legion rushes Viva from behind, and nails a lariat to the back of the head. Legion helps Koda out of the ring, and raises his hand in victory once more.
Meanwhile, Viva slowly gets to his feet…
*Smile Like You Mean It*
Relegate Hunter runs to the ring, and extends a hand to Viva. Viva looks at Hunter for a minute, then, with a smirk on his face, goes for the handshake… but Hunter pulls his hand back and punches Viva in the mouth with the other hand. The bell rings, and our main event is under way.
Non-Title Main Event: Relegate Hunter V. Heatz!!1 Champion Viva Los Bio Dome
Hunter follows the punch with an arm drag, and covers Viva.
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Kickout.
Viva slowly get’s up, still feeling the effects of the lariat from earlier. Hunter goes for a snap suplex, but Viva is able to block it. Hunter tries again to lift Viva, who shifts his weight, and hit’s a face buster on Hunter. Cover.
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Kickout.
Viva relentlessly stomps Hunter, before hitting a standing frog splash. Cover.
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Kickout.
Viva pulls Hunter off the mat, and Hunter tries to fight back, but Viva shut’s him sown with a DDT. Cover.
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Kickout!
Viva pounds the mat in anger and frustration, before shoving Hunter’s face into the mat. After delivering a curb stomp, Viva goes to the top rope. As he leaps off for a full body press, Hunter rolls out of the way, and Viva eats canvas! Hunter slowly pulls himself up. With Viva writhing in pain on the mat, Hunter goes for the Relegation(Lionsault), but Viva is able to get his knees up into Hunter’s ribs. Viva crawls over and covers Hunter.
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KICKOUT!!!
Viva screams in anger! What does he have to do to put Relegate Hunter away?! Viva picks up Hunter and fires off a few punches. After the fourth, Viva mocks Hunter with some bad dancing, before delivering the Purple Sticky Punch. But Hunter block’s the punch! Hunter responds with a punch of his own, followed by an atomic drop, and a dropkick. Cover!
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2!
KICKOUT!!!
Hunter pulls Viva off the mat, and hit’s Sliced Bread # 2! Cover!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!!!
Hunter pulls Viva up and goes for The Dentist’s Dream, but Viva blocks it and power bomb’s Hunter! COVER!!!
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2!
KICKOUT!!!
Viva yanks Hunter up by his mask, and set’s him up for the Bio DOME, but Hunter rolls out of it and hit’s the Dentist’s Dream!
COVER!!!
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2!
3!!!
Here is your winner, Relegate Hunter!
The ref raises Relegate Hunter‘s hand in victory, as Hunter stands victoriously over the fallen Champion, as Heatz!!1 comes to a close.
Match writing credits: Headbanger Man and Evil M, w/ additional promo by Boiler Room Brawler.
Survivor Team Challenge Series - May 25, 2009
May 25th, 2009
*A recap video plays, showcasing all the rivalries leading up to Survivor Team Challenge Series*
*Pyro goes off in the arena, as we go to ringside*
Welcome everyone, to Survivor Team Challenge Series! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me as always, the indestructible Jesse King!
Gorilla, tonight is going to be a history making night! We will see the debut of the Boiler Room Brawler, as he takes on WWCF veteran, Doley!
We will also see the first ever Hardcore Survivor Series Match, as the Heavy Metal Headbangers take on the Extreme Stuntmen!
We will also see a personal issue between former friends, as Team Jazzman battles Team KGX!
Then, in the first half of our double main event, we have The Story taking on WWCF Corporate.
And then Gorilla. The biggest match in WWCF history.
That’s right Jess. WWCF World Champion LittleNaitch will FINALLY get his hands on Seth Drakin, in a No Easy Way Out Dog Collar Match, with the title on the line. Tonight promises to be a memorable night.
Boiler Room Brawler V. Doley
The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit!
(Man With A Plan)
Introducing first, from Belfast, Northern Ireland and weighing in at 280 pounds, he is ONE DOLEY NATION!
(I'm So Bad (Baby I Don't Care))
And his opponent, tonight making his WWCF debut, from Rockford, Illionis, weighing in at 350 pounds, here is BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!
*Brawler runs down from the gorilla position, holding a wrench which he places in the corner of the ring*
- Doley tries to jump Brawler from behind, hitting him with clubbing blows, but Brawler no-sells them, and hits a palm strike which knocks down Doley. Doley then runs into a clothesline, before exiting the ring to regroup.
- Doley lures Brawler to the outside by taunting him, but runs back into the ring again, and attacks Brawler as he gets back on the apron. He tries to suplex Brawler back into the ring, but Brawler just responds with a headbutt. Brawler then hits a knee drop off the top turnbuckle for a very close 2 count.
- Brawler locks in a Boston Crab, and after a struggle, Doley barely makes the ropes. Brawler, after threatening the ref, attempts a chokeslam, but Doley rakes the eyes. Doley knocks Brawler off his feet after 3 consecutive dropkicks, and hits a lionsault, however Brawler powers out of the pinfall at 1.
- Doley motions for the side effect, but is hit with elbows to the head. Brawler then delivers a couple of shoulderblocks and a belly to belly suplex. He teases the pin, but then picks Doley up and delivers a massive chokeslam, before connecting with a top rope senton for the 3.
Here is your winner...BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!
- After the match, Brawler nails Doley with the wrench, before leaving through the crowd.
And the Boiler Room Brawler making quite the impression in his first match here in the WWCF!
Heavy Metal Headbangers V. Extreme Stuntmen
Tim Hoss - Well, up next is the Hardcore Elimination Match, with Heavy Metal Headbangers taking on The Extreme Stuntmen.
Jesse King - That's right, It seems The Sam has arranged this match in order to keep Michaels away from the main event and The Story.
Tim Hoss - But we know Michaels has had issues with Evil La Parka and Headbanger Man and would love to soften Banger up for his friend Evil Masked wordlifeecw.
Jesse King - And this might also be a way for TTS to prove himself to The Corporation by taking Michaels out.
Michael Muffer - Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the Hardcore Survivor Series Match, in which weapons are allowed, but competitors still must tag in.
Starship - We Built This City
Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 997 pounds, the team of Brahma Bull, Evil La Parka, TTS and Team Captain The Headbanger Man, they are the Heavy Metal Headbangers!
Foo Fighters - DOA
And their opponents, at a combined weight of 910 pounds, the team of SuperSmark, stevierichardsfan babyface, The General Of The Monkey Army and Team Captain Jonathan Michaels, they are The Extreme Stuntmen!
The outside of the ring is surrounded by various weapons, and the two teams enter their corners, the two captains start off the match.
Jonathan charges at Headbanger and shoves him into the corner, hitting repeated knees to the gut, Jonathan slides out of the ring and grabs a Stop sign, Headbanger climbs to the top rope and dives towards Michaels, but Michaels swats Headbanger with the sign in midair.
Jonathan throws Headbanger in the ring and tags in stevierichardsfan, stevie takes a chair and starts driving it into Banger's leg, stevie picks Headbanger up to hit a DDT onto the chair, but Headbanger reverses the move and hits stevie with a reverse DDT, and covers.
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stevierichardsfan babyface has been eliminated.
The General enters the ring and dropkicks Headbanger into his corner, Brahma Bull tags in and grabs the chair, he swings at The General, but he ducks and kicks Bull in the knee, Bull collapses to the ground and General tags in SuperSmark.
SuperSmark cockily walks up to Bull, but Bull springs to life and rolls up SuperSmark.
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SuperSmark has been eliminated.
Tim Hoss - By Gawd, that was quick.
Jesse King - And Just like that, Michaels and The General are facing a massive uphill climb.
The General enters the ring again and locks up with Bull, The General suplexes Bull, and Jonathan throws a bowling ball in the ring which connects with Bull's head, The General then applies the Monkey Wrench and Bull quickly taps out.
Brahma Bull has been eliminated.
Jesse King - They're dropping like flies.
Evil La Parka enters the ring and The General tags in Jonathan.
Jonathan and La Parka run at each other, trading blows, Jonathan slips on some brass knuckles and clocks La Parka in the jaw.
Jonathan drags La Parka to his corner and picks him up so The General can hit him in the head with the Stop sign, Jonathan hits a DDT on La Parka, and climbs to the top rope, but before he can do anything La Parka hits him in the knee with a chair.
La Parka hits Jonathan with a dropkick followed up with a bulldog as The General and Headbanger both throw various weapons into the ring, La Parka puts Jonathan into a modified boston crab, Michaels, in desperation, grabs a kendo stick and starts whaling on Parka until he breaks the hold.
La Parka scoop slams Michaels and runs toward the ropes to hit a lionsault, but Michaels pops up and hits the Fade To Black as Parka is flying towards him, Michaels covers.
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Evil La Parka has been eliminated.
TTS enters and hits a discus clothesline on Michaels, TTS picks up a chair and lays it on top of Michaels, TTS runs to the corner, climbs to the top, jumps off and drives the chair into Michaels, The General calls for the crowd to get behind Jonathan.
TTS picks Michaels up into a fireman's carry and hits a spinning sideslam, but fails to notice The General get the blind tag, The General nails TTS in the head with the bowling ball and throws him out of the ring, where he lands on a garbage can.
The General's monkey goes over to TTS and starts picking at his hair.
Headbanger climbs to the top and hits a flying dropkick on The General, Banger puts a steel chair under The General's head and hits a conchairto, Banger covers.
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The General Of The Monkey Army has been eliminated.
Tim Hoss - Well, Jonathan Michaels is all by himself.
Jesse King - Wasn't he singing that on the roof a few weeks back?
Jonathan enters and Headbanger meets him with the chair, but Jonathan spears Headbanger into the corner, TTS makes his way back to the corner and tags himself in, TTS grabs Jonathan by the hair and rams his head into the corner, TTS goes for a DDT but Michaels knees him in the groin and hits a DDT of his own.
Jonathan grabs TTS's leg and locks in the Key Grip, TTS tries to crawl to Headbanger, but can't find the strength, he submits.
TTS has been eliminated.
Before Jonathan can even let go of TTS's leg, Headbanger hits Michaels with a top rope clothesline, Headbanger picks Michaels up and hits the Impaler DDT and covers.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and Sole Survivor, The Headbanger Man!
Headbanger rolls out of the ring and walks backwards up the ramp, his arm raised in triumph, he gets about halfway before he bumps into Evil Masked wordlifeecw, Headbanger turns around only for wordlife to chokeslam him onto the ramp.
wordlife then rushes down to the ring to check on Michaels, who is struggling to make it to his feet, wordlife helps him up and leads him to the back.
Jesse King - It looks like wordlife and Michaels are still on the same page.
Tim Hoss - And the evil one sent a definite message to The Headbanger Man.
Up next, Team Jazzman V. Team KGX!
Team Jazzman V. Team KGX
The following contest is a Survivor Series elimination match!
*Dead and Bloated*
Introducing first, weighing in at a total combined weight of 864 pounds, the team of KGX, “Sweet ‘N’ Sour” Mike Corral, M.O.P., and the WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion, Viva Los Bio Dome!
*Sing, Sang, Sung*
And their opponents, weighing in at a total combined weight of 872 pounds, the team of grbjazzman, Legion, Koda, and Relegate Hunter!
Jazzman and Bio Dome start the match. Jazzman applies a standing armbar, which Bio Dome reverses into a hammerlock. Jazzman reverses it into a hiptoss. Bio Dome nips up, and hit’s a dropkick on Jazzman. Bio Dome hit’s a stalling suplex, and goes for a cover.
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Kickout.
Jazzman tags in Relegate Hunter. Hunter extends his hand to Bio Dome. Viva stares at Hunter, then smiles and accepts the handshake, before hitting the Bio DOME on Hunter. Cover.
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Relegate Hunter has been eliminated!
Legion enters and goes after Viva. The two tussle briefly, before Corral tags in. Corral shoves Legion a few times, as Legion just stares. Corral bounces off the ropes with a shoulder tackle, which Legion blocks. Legion clothesline’s Corral, and follows up with the Fall From Grace. Cover.
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3
”Sweet ‘N’ Sour Mike Corral has been eliminated!
Legion and KGX tie up next, and Legion hit’s a press slam on the team captain. KGX rolls to his corner, where Viva tags back in. Legion hit’s a spine buster on Viva and makes the cover.
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M.O.P. breaks it up. Legion hit’s a power bomb on M.O.P, but is blindsided by Legion with the Heatz!!1 belt, while the ref is getting M.O.P. out of the ring. Viva covers Legion.
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Legion has been eliminated!
As Viva taunts Legion, Koda enters and surprises Viva with the Killing Joke. Cover.
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Viva Los Bio Dome has been eliminated!
KGX ties up with Koda. Koda sends KGX into the ropes, KGX ducks the clothesline, and rebounds with a cross body block off the ropes. Cover.
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Kickout.
KGX pulls Koda off the mat, and goes for a suplex, which Koda blocks, and reverses into a small package.
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KGX kick’s out, and catches Koda by surprise with the Emerald Flowsion! Cover.
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Koda has been eliminated!
Jazzman is alone now against KGX and M.O.P. As KGX celebrates eliminating Koda, Jazzman surprises him with a rollup.
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KGX has been eliminated!
KGX is in disbelief. As Jazzman prepares to lock up with M.O.P., KGX spins him around and hit’s the Emerald Flowsion, and exits. M.O.P. goes for the cover.
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Kickout.
M.O.P. picks Jazzman up, and goes for the Turnpike Driver, but Jazzman counters out and rolls M.O.P. up!
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2!
KICKOUT!
Jazzman goes for a knee lift, which M.O.P. catches. FISHERMEN’S SUPLEX!!! COVER!
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KICKOUT!!!
M.O.P. angrily stomps Jazzman a few times, and perches him on the top rope. M.O.P. goes up for a superplex, but Jazzman pushes him off, and hit’s a diving clothesline! He immediately follows up with the Takin’ The A Train! COVER!
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M.O.P. has been eliminated! The winner and sole survivor, grbjazzman!
grbjazzman pick’s up the win over two of his former friends!
I think this issue is far from over, Gorilla.
Coming up next, the first half of our main event, The Story V. WWCF Corporate!
Tonight the vendetta begins. Tonight The Story keeps its place as the dominant stable in WWCF. Lots of members of Corporate for the last few days have gone around proclaiming how awesome they are. They just don't seem to understand the most important factor though. The Story is not afraid of Corporate. We're not going to falter tonight, we will emerge on top like always.
Now, to an unrelated note. M.O.P. you and I have a score to settle. I think I have come up with the best situtaion to do that. See, you apparently didn't like the rules of honor because I used them against you. So next Monday on Niteraw, I propose a challenge to you. Now I know you are a fan of cage matches. So I have an idea how we can really step this up. Next week on Niteraw it will be you and me 1 on 1 in a normal match. However, if you win, at the next PPV, we will face each other again, in a Hell in a Cell match. If I win though, we will fight in a Last Man Standing match. Either way we get the chance to utterly destroy each other, so you really can't lose if you are as good as you say you are.
Now, back to tonight, the moment draws near. The Story is starting the rebellion and no one will stop us. By the end of the night, Corporate will learn to Know Your Enemy.
The Story V. WWCF Corporate
The following contest is a Survivor Series Elimination Match!
*Money Money*
Introducing first, being accompanied by TTS, and weighing in at a total combined weight of 705 pounds, the team of Cthulhu, Tyfo, Starshine, and The Sam, WWCF Corporate!
*It’s Hard To Speak Without A Tongue*
And their opponents, weighing in at a total combined weight of 1,083 pounds, Motor-Colt, Aaron Enigma, WWCF Inter-Forum Champion Above Average, and WWCF Hardcore Champion Evil Masked wordlifeecw, The Story!
As Above Average and Starshine prepare to start the match, the crowd starts chanting at Starshine.
“ONE MINUTE! ONE MINUTE! ONE MINUTE!”
TTS jumps on the ring apron and puts his hands over Starshine’s ears. Starshine tries to lock up with AA again, but the chants start up again.
“ONE MINUTE! ONE MINUTE! ONE MINUTE!”
TTS grabs the mic from Michael Muffer.
Listen up mons! You be mockin’ Starshine, for getting’ his ass beat in under a minute!
The crowd starts laughing, as Starshine looks angrily at TTS.
Above Average, Starshine can hang wit you for longer than a minute. So Mister tech guy, I want you to put a countdown on da screen! Starshine will outlast Above Average, or my name ain’t TTS!
A one minute countdown timer appears on the tron, as Starshine and Above Average finally lock up. Starshine applies a hammerlock, which AA counters into a rollup.
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Kickout.
Starshine looks up at the clock. 45 seconds. AA rolls up Starshine again.
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Kickout.
30 seconds. Starshine goes for a suplex, but Above Average cradles him.
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Kickout.
20 seconds. AA goes for a suplex, but Starshine lands on his feet, only to be caught in a small package.
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Kickout.
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Starshine walks right into a clothesline.
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Cover.
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1!
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2!
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Kickout!
0!
Starshine lasted the entire minute! TTS jumps on the ring apron for a high five. Starshine runs over and high fives him. As he turns around to taunt Above Average, he walks right into a super kick! Cover!
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3!
Starshine has been eliminated!
TTS lifts Starshine over his shoulder and carries him to the back, as Tyfo enters the match. Tyfo and AA lock up, and AA applies a side headlock. Tyfo pushes AA off into the ropes, and scoop slams him on the way back. Cover.
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Kickout.
Above Average tags Aaron Enigma in. Enigma and Tyfo begin trading punches, with Enigma getting better of Tyfo. Enigma shoots Tyfo into the ropes. As Tyfo bounces back, Cthulhu tags himself in. Enigma back body drops Tyfo, and then takes a shoulder block from Cthulhu. Cthulhu begins stomping Enigma, before going for the cover.
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Kickout.
Cthulhu pulls Enigma off the mat, and hit’s an elevated DDT, and makes the cover.
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Kickout.
Cthulhu drags Enigma to his corner, where Tyfo tags himself in. Chtulhu and Tyfo argue, as Enigma rolls toward his corner. The Sam quickly tags himself in, and leaps across the ring, just as Enigma tags in Evil Masked wordlifeecw. The Sam backs up, as the Evil Masked One steps toward him. Cthulhu and Tyfo step forward, and walk right into a double throat thrust. EMW then grabs The Sam by the throat and delivers a big time Chokeslam, and covers him.
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EMW lifts The Sam up, and delivers the Journey to Hell. Cover.
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The Sam has been eliminated!
Tyfo charges EMW, who nails a sidewalk slam and makes the cover.
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Kickout.
EMW tags Above Average in. AA comes off the ropes with a leg lariat, dropping Tyfo to the mat. Cover.
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Kickout.
AA wrenches Tyfo’s arm, and tags in Motor-Colt. Colt comes off the top rope with a double axe handle blow. Colt rolls Tyfo over for the cover.
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Cthulhu breaks up the pin. Cthulhu hit’s Colt with a shoulder breaker, and rolls Tyfo on top. Cover.
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Kickout.
Colt and Tyfo roll towards their respective corners, as the referee begins the 10 count.
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Colt is inching closer.
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Colt reaches out and tags in Above Average. AA charges Tyfo, but Cthulhu tags himself in and nails a devastating head butt to AA. Cthulhu then tags Tyfo back in, and rolls him on top of AA.
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Above Average has been eliminated!
Motor-Colt enters the ring, and hit’s the Story on Page One on Tyfo and covers him.
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Tyfo has been eliminated!
It’s now 3-on-1, with Cthulhu going up against Motor-Colt, Aaron Enigma, and EMW. Colt and Cthulhu lock up, and Colt whips Cthulhu into the ropes. Colt goes for a back body drop, but Cthulhu catches him with a kick to the face. Cthulhu hit’s cradle DDT, and covers Colt.
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Kickout.
Aaron Enigma tags in. He and Cthulhu go back and forth, trading off punches. Enigma tosses Cthulhu over the top rope, then plays to the crowd. The ref begins counting Cthulhu out.
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As Enigma’s back is turned, M.O.P. runs in from the crowd and hit’s a Turnpike Driver on Enigma, as Cthulhu crawls back in the ring. M.O.P. runs back through the crowd, as Cthulhu makes the cover.
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Aaron Enigma has been eliminated!
EMW enters the ring, and he and Cthulhu pick up where they left off. EMW nails a sidewalk slam on Cthulhu, as Headbanger Man makes his way down the ramp. Jonathan Michaels runs out behind Headbanger Man, and the two resume their earlier brawl. EMW exit’s the ring and tries to break up the brawl, as the referee counts him out.
Evil Masked wordlifeecw has been eliminated!
EMW turns back towards the ring, only for “Evil La Parka” blindsides EMW with a chairshot. All four men brawl to the back, as officials try to break it up. Back in the ring, it’s down to Motor-Colt and Cthulhu. Colt and Cthulhu eye each other wearily, before locking up. Cthulhu applies a front facelock on Colt, who counters it with a Northern Lights Suplex for a cover.
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Kickout.
Colt and Cthulhu are back on their feet at the same time. Colt lifts Cthulhu up for the Story on Page One, but Cthulhu fights out of it and cradles Colt.
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Colt pops up and charges Cthulhu, who meets Colt with a kick to gut, followed by the Death Magnetic! Cover!
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Motor-Colt has been eliminated! The winner and sole survivor, Cthulhu!
Cthulhu celebrates by playing his guitar, as the crowd showers him with boos.
And WWCF Corporate scores a huge win here tonight at Survivor Team Challenge Series!
Coming up next, the biggest grudge match in WWCF history! Seth Drakin V. WWCF World Champion LittleNaitch!
Let’s go to the ring!
No Easy Way Out Dog Collar Match for the WWCF World Heavyweight Title
Little Naitch w/ TheSam © vs. Seth Drakin
Inside the ring, we see a referee and a chain in the middle of the ring. Michael Muffer is also in the ring with a microphone.
Michael: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a No Easy Way Out Dog Collar Match scheduled for one fall and it is for the World Heavyweight Championship. The rules of the match are that both men must have a dog collar around their neck and those collars will be linked 12 foot chain. The only way to will have no time limit and the match will be stopped only when one man has pinned another man.
”Blow Me Away” by Breaking Benjamin plays and the crowd gets on its feet to boo the challenger. Seth comes to the ring with a look of concern on his face.
Michael: First, the challenger…..from Stafford, Virginia…..he is the Champion of Honor…..Seth Drakin!!!!!
The crowd still boos as Seth enters the ring. The referee tries to get Seth to put the dog collar on, but Seth refuses as he goes to his corner.
The New Blackjacks theme plays and out comes the WWCF Champion alone to a sea of applause.
Michael: And his opponent…..from Las Vegas, Nevada……he is the World Heavyweight Champion………Little Naitch!!!!
Little Naitch gets in the ring and Seth still stands there, reluctant to get that dog collar on. The ref then decides to put the dog collar on Little Naitch first and he easily allows it to happen. Suddenly, Seth pushes the referee and starts attack the champion first. He screams at Little Naitch that he will never wear the dog collar. Seth then realizes that the bell hasn’t rung yet so Seth yells at the ref to ring the bell. The ref won’t do it and while Seth argues, the champ is able to punch Seth several times to knock him down. While Seth is down, Little Naitch grabs the other dog collar and puts it on Seth as the ref rings the bell for the match to begin. Little Naitch then lets Seth come to so he can realize that he is locked. Seth freaks out and tries four times to get out of the ring via the ropes, but each time, the champ grabs the chain and yank Seth back into the ground.
When Seth gets up once again and turns around, he is met by Little Naitch who does a Lou Thesz Press with punches to the face. He picks Seth up and gives him a backdrop to the applause of the audience. The champ doesn’t let up on his assault as he gives Seth the stomps that were made famous by Ronnie Garvin. Little Naitch grabs the chain pits it around Seth’s jaw and we see the challenger scream in agony. This happens for several minutes until suddenly; the two masked men known as Mr. E & U.N. Owen enter the ring and assault Little Naitch. The three men stomp on the champ as Mr. E gives Seth a small bag.
The small bag is revealed to be a pair of handcuffs, which Seth uses to cuff Little Naitch’s hands to the back. U.N. Owen grabs a steel chair and also hands it to Seth. The crowd boos as Seth slams that steel chair into a defenseless champion. The three men then grab Little Naitch and throw him over the top rope. With the way the chains are linked, Little Naitch is being strangled by Seth while the two masked go to the outside and start beating on the champion. Seth then stops the strangling and goes over the top rope so he can continue his assault on the champion. Seth then throws Little Naitch back into the ring and is about to set up Little Naitch for a Tale’s End on the steel chair. Seth motions that he is about to win, but the crowd cheers to his confusion.
Suddenly, everyone else in the locker room come out and attacks the two masked men. Seth lets go of Little Naitch to look at what is happening on the outside. They grab the two masked men and send them to the back. Meanwhile, a police officer comes in and unlocks the handcuffs to Little Naitch. Little Naitch gets up and goes towards Seth. Seth doesn’t realize that the champion is behind him. He turns around and is met by chops from Little Naitch, each one receiving a “Wooo” from the crowd. The fourth chop sends Seth down in pain. Little Naitch hooks Seth’s leg and locks in the figure four leg lock, which causes the challenger to scream like a banshee.
Seth is seen tapping to the pain, but the referee keeps telling him that he can’t end the match by submitting. Seth ends up falling after a while with both shoulders on the ground. The ref makes the count.
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No, Little Naitch grabs the chain and forces Seth up so the match won’t end yet. Seth is still screaming in pain as Little Naitch decides to lock it in some more. Little Naitch lets it go and tells the ref that he isn’t finished yet. Suddenly, Seth goes into his tights and grabs a small bag from his bag, this time….the bag contains salt and he throws it at the champion’s face. This blinds the champion as Seth struggles to get to his feet. Once he gets to his feet, he smiles and proceeds to use the chain to whip Little Naitch like a government mule. The two men go to the outside and the challenger whips the champion into the steps. Seth then grabs a nearby camera and hits Little Naitch in the head with the camera. This action causes Little Naitch to have a huge gash above the eyebrow. Seth then smiles as he looks at the steel steps. He throws the top part of the steel steps off and places Little Naitch’s head face first into the bottom half. Seth goes on the ropes and he signals his plan to stomp his head. Seth jumps and goes for the stomp, but Little Naitch moves before Seth’s foot could meet his head.
Little Naitch then gets up and give Seth a clothesline off the top of the stairs. They get back in the ring and Seth gives him a low blow. We see Seth grabs Little Naitch and sets him up for the Tale’s End again. He hits it this time and taunts the fans saying that the belt is his now. He covers the champion.
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No…..Little Naitch kicked out much to the complete shock of Seth Drakin. Seth is furious and argues with the referee at the fact that someone kicked out to the Tale’s End. Meanwhile, Little Naitch is on the ground grabbing the chain and wrapping part of it around his fist. Seth tries to pick up the champion, but Little Naitch punches Seth with chained hand, which causes Seth to fall to the ground. When Seth gets up, you see that he has been busted open. Now both men are bleeding and go to the outside. Both continue the brawl outside when it is apparent both men are fatigued. Both men go on the apron and continue the punches while holding onto the middle rope.
Suddenly, the middle rope snaps off and both men land face first into the announce table. Upon replay, it is shown that Little Naitch grabbed Seth’s head and while the champ landed face first on the flat side of the table, the challenger’s face landed on the edge of the table. The fans are chanting “Holy Sh*t” as Little Naitch is the first one to get up and spits something out of his mouth to the floor. The camera shows that it was a tooth that Little Naitch as he picks up Seth. The challenger for some reason does not open his mouth and only grunts as if something is wrong. Seth’s nose is also bleeding and through visual evidence, you can tell his nose is broken. The two men enter the ring again through the bottom rope and Little Naitch starts kicking at the knee. It is quite obvious that Little Naitch is preparing to end this thing with a figure four leg lock as he locks in a leg lock. Once again, Seth only grunts in pain and tries to tap, but once again is told by the official that he can not stop the match on a submission.
Little Naitch then lets go of the leg lock. He then sets up the figure four leg lock again and gets it locked in. This time, Seth is trying to get out. He screams are muffled because he can not open his mouth for some reason. Seth Drakin goes to the ground and the referee tries to count.
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No, Seth gets his shoulder up. Seth tries to reverse the lock and gets it done to where Little Naitch is in pain. Little Naitch screams and it looks like Seth Drakin may win, but the champion turns back over to apply pressure to the lock as the pain is now back to Seth Drakin. Seth Drakin now tries to get to the ropes and he does just that. The ref tries to get Little Naitch to break the hold. He lets go for a second, but he drags Seth back into the middle of the ring and applies the figure four leg lock again. Seth Drakin is once again in pain. The camera then notices that the two masked men that follow Seth Drakin are trying to get to the ring, but once again….they are being held back by the entire locker room. Seth finally succumbs to the pain and falls on his back. The ref is there for the count this time and he finally gets the 1-2-3. The bell rings and Little Naitch lets go so he can have his hand is raised in victory.
Michael: The winner of this match and STILL WCWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…………….LITTLE NAITCH!!!!!
The locker room finally lets go of the two masked men as they rush to the ring and grab Seth Drakin. They help Seth Drakin to the back as the entire locker room is smiling. Little Naitch smiles as well while watching Seth leave. The referee hands Little Naitch the title and the champion raises the belt.
LittleNaitch has done it! He successfully defended the WWCF World Title against Seth Drakin!
This is far from over Gorilla. Seth will be back!
For tonight, however, LittleNaitch can bask in his victory!
For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight from Survivor Team Challenge Series!
Pyro signifies the end of the show.
Match writing credits go to: Headbanger Man, Jonathan Michaels, Evil M, and Seth Drakin, with additional promo by Aaron Enigma.
Monday Niteraw - May 18, 2009
May 18th, 2009
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, alongside the esteemed Jesse King!
Thank you Gorilla. Tonight is the last stop on the road to Survivor Team Challenge Series! And what a show it’s going to be! Aaron Enigma takes on Seth Drakin for the Championship of Honor!
Can Aaron step up and capture his first championship tonight? We will see!
grbjazzman V. M.O.P. and Cthulhu
Mike Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to our opening contest here tonight on Monday Nite-Raw. It is set for 1 fall and is the second leg of the 3 R's Challenge
*'Sing, Sang, Sung' is heard throughout the arena as grbjazzman makes his way to the arena with KGX in tow*
Introducing first, from Upstate New York and being accompanied to the ring by KGX... GRBJAZZMAN!
*KGX grabs the mic from Muffer to a mixed reaction*
Round two, Jazzman. Tonight's handicap match will be quite a spectacle. But, let's make it a little more interesting. This match will be fought under No DQ rules. Hope you do well Jazz... WHAT THE HELL!!!
As KGX finished his talk with Jazzman, a hooded fan rushes the ring and begins putting a beatdown on Jazzman.
Jesse: What is going on here Gorilla??
The fan is nearly corralled by security, but KGX chases them off. KGX then gets in the hooded man's face and starts shouting at him. The two exchange words before KGX breaks into a big smile and hugs the masked fan.
KGX: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my new tag team partner... Sweet & Sour!
*S&S takes off the hood to reveal himself to the fans*
KGX: Don't you see Jazzman? Last week I saw weakness in you. I knew you didn't have what it took. So I went out and acquired a plan B. Sweet and Sour knows what it takes and I know that together we'll get to the top of this tag team scene. As far you and your challenge let's get Cthulhu and M.O.P. out here and a referee. Ring the bell you monkey!
Cthulhu, M.O.P. and the ref sprint down to the ring. M.O.P. nails Jazzman with the Turnpike Driver and Cthulhu covers him for the easy three count.
Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winners the team of Cthulhu and M.O.P!!!
While Cthulhu and M.O.P. celebrate on the ramp like they've won the world title, KGX picks up Jazzman and hits him with an Emerald Flowsion. "Your team v. my team at Survivor Team Challenge... see you there"
Well, KGX and Sweet & Sour forming a new tag team here. It’ll be interesting to see how they fare, especially next week at Survivor Team Challenge Series.
Up next, Above Average V. Starshine!
Above Average V. Starshine
Michael Muffer - The following contest is set for one fall and has a 15 minute time limit.
*Supermassive Black Hole plays as Starshine makes his entrance*
Michael Muffer - Representing The Corporation and weighing in tonight at 220 pounds. He hails from Sydney, Australia. He is the Technical Professional, Starshine.
*Starshine enters the ring and looks at Muffer who lowers his head, gives the him the mic and leaves the ring.*
Starshine - Last week I made a challenge to our illustrious InterForum Champion. I challenged him to put a title shot for The Corporation on the line if I were to beat him tonight. Unfortunately he has yet to respond. So from my perspective I take it that he fears The Corporation. In fact I'd say the entire Story fears The Corporation. We represent everything that reflects success in this business. Those things being power, money, position, and talent. We are the most gifted group of individuals in wrestling history. We hold gold to our name. We stink of success, and every morning we piss excellence. The Story fear us, they know they're outmatched in every single way. So after Double A refused a response, I visited my friend The Sam who unfortunately has pressing matters at this time and isn't at my side tonight. *Crowd cheers* I told him about the situation and he approved of my challenge and granted my wish. It doesn't matter if you don't like it Double A, you just have to deal with it. If I win tonight one of us gets a shot at your belt. Now Michael Muffer, finish your job and for once show some passion.
*Poison starts playing on the PA as InterForum Champion, Above Average makes his way out to the crowds approval.*
Michael Muffer - Representing The Story, he hails from Belfast and weighs in tonight at 260 pounds. He is the WWCF InterForum Champion, Double A, Above Average.
*Double A and Starshine enter their respective corners*
*The bell rings*
Both meet up in the center of the ring, talking trash to one another. Starshine slaps Double A who takes a few steps back, clutching his cheek. Starshine walks back to his corner and climbs up taunting the crowd. He backs up and turns right into a Superkick. Above Average goes for the pin.
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Michael Muffer - The winner of this match, Above Average.
*Above Average stands over Starshine and holds up his title before making his way to the back. Starshine is still layed out in the ring as we go to a commercial break.*
Jonathan Michaels walks out of The Sam's office and bumps into Evil Masked wordlifeecw.
So, what was that?
The same as last week, Sam's just threatened to fire me if I don't "do the right thing" in our match tonight.
What exactly is that?
At this point, I just don't know.
Jonathan walks away.
I'm going to have to do something about this.
Evil Masked wordlifeecw, The General of the Monkey, and Jonathan Michaels V. “Evil La Parka”, The Headbanger Man, and TTS
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Six Man Hardcore Tag Team Match!
*W.A.S.P.-Wild Child*
Making his way to the ring first, from Kent, England, weighing in at 263 pounds, The Headbanger Man!
*La Parka’s WCW theme*
His partners, first. From Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 225 pounds, “Evil La Parka”!
*Johnny Cash-God’s Gonna Cut You Down*
And their partner, from Davie, Florida, and weighing in at 290 pounds. He represents the Corporation, and he is the Confederate Montego Bay Alcoholismweight Champion. He is The Jamaican Redneck… T! T! S!!!!
*Opening riff of Kane’s original theme, followed by Thunderstruck*
And their opponents. First, from Parts Unknown, Massachusetts, weighing in at 320 pounds. Representing The Story, he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion, Evil Masked wordlifeecw!
*King Kong 2004*
And his partners. First, from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, The General of the Monkey Army!
*Original Prankster*
And their partner. From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, Jonathan Michaels!
All six men are in at the same time for this one, Jess!
Michaels and La Parka begin brawling at the bell, while The General pairs off with TTS, and EMW with Headbanger Man. TTS get’s the better of the General, and dispatches him to the outside. Michaels does the same to La Parka, and then turns his attention to TTS. TTS takes a swing at Michaels, who ducks the blow, and responds with a clothesline. EMW and Headbanger Man go at it in the middle of the ring, where Headbanger Man belly-to-belly suplexes wordlifeecw. Michaels tackles Headbanger Man, while The General and La Parka slug it out on the floor. EMW sits up and steps out onto the ring apron. He prepares to climb to the top rope, but TTS catches him from out of nowhere with a leg lariat, knocking the Evil Masked Champion off the apron, and into the crowd control barrier. TTS then dives over the top rope, with a cross body onto wordlifeecw. TTS’s momentum takes them both OVER the guardrail and into the crowd.
The crowd getting a close up look at this one, Gorilla!
TTS stands up first, kick’s the Evil One in the ribs, and let’s out a hearty,
YA MON!
Back in the ring, Headbanger Man has Jonathan Michaels perched on the top turnbuckle. As he goes up top, a chair comes flying out of nowhere and hit’s him in the back of the head!
Where the hell did that come from?!
Headbanger Man rubs his head, and looks towards the ringside area, where TTS is standing with a sheepish grin on his face.
YA, SORRY ‘BOUT DAT MON!
Headbanger Man just shakes his head, and turns back towards the corner, but doesn’t see Jonathan Michaels. He looks around, and sees Jonathan digging under the ring. Headbanger Man reaches out to grab him, only to be met by the TACK CHAIR! Michaels uses the tack chair on Headbanger Man a few times, then turns to acknowledge the crowd. As he turns, however, La Parka dropkick’s the chair back in Jonathan’s face!
For those of you who are wondering, no. That is NOT an approved form of acupuncture.
La Parka covers Jonathan.
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The General breaks up the pin. He picks up La Parka and monkey flips him to the outside, but then turns right into a cowbell shot, courtesy of TTS. TTS makes the cover.
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Evil Masked wordlifeecw breaks up the pin. EMW choke slams TTS on top of the tack chair and makes the cover.
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Headbanger breaks up the pin by breaking a beer bottle over EMW’s head. Cover.
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Headbanger Man rolls off of EMW, and Jonathan Michaels comes crashing down on top of his partner with a moonsault. Headbanger Man hit’s the Impaler DDT on Michaels, then covers EMW.
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Here are your winners, the team of “Evil La Parka”, TTS, and The Headbanger Man!
The Headbanger Man grabs the Hardcore Title belt from ringside, and holds it up high, while standing over wordlifeecw. He then drops the belt on top of the champion and exits, as several officials and medical attendants run out to tend to the rest of the competitors in the match.
Headbanger Man sending a strong message to the Hardcore Champion!
wordlifeecw’s title reign may be on borrowed time, Gorilla!
Up next, King Motor-Colt takes on Square!
King Motor-Colt V. Square
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*I Don’t Care-Fall Out Boy*
Introducing first, from Preston, England, weighing in at 210 pounds. Representing WWCF Corporate, he is one half of the Non-American Heroes, Square!
*It’s Hard To Speak Without A Tongue*
And his opponent, from The Daily Story, Adelaide, Australia. Weighing in at 247 pounds. He represents the Story, King Motor-Colt!
Colt and Square lock up, and Square applies a hammerlock. Colt reverses it, and locks on a side headlock. Square pushes Colt off into the ropes, and Colt rebounds with a shoulder block. He follows up with an elbow drop, and covers Square for 1. Colt locks on another headlock, but Square rolls Colt over for a 1-count of his own. Colt and Square nip up at the same time, and immediately tie up. Colt executes an arm drag, but Square pops up and hit’s a running clothesline, knocking Colt off his feet. Square quickly climbs to the top rope, and as Colt get’s to his feet, Square hit’s a cross body block on him, and holds him down for a 2-count. Square pulls Colt up and hit’s an overhead belly-to-belly suplex and covers Colt again.
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Square stops Colt a couple of times, and then yanks him up by the hair. As he goes for a fisherman suplex. Colt blocks it and rolls Square in a small package.
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Square angrily kick’s Colt in the face, and leg drops him. Cover.
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KICKOUT!
Colt kick’s out. WITH AUTHORITY!
Colt is on his feet, and Square can’t believe it! Square goes for a lariat, but Colt blocks it and hit’s a jawbreaker. With Square groggy, Colt runs the ropes and hit’s a million dollar knee lift. Square get’s to his feet, but Colt catches him with a running neck breaker. Colt then climbs to the top rope, and as Square get’s up, Colt connects with a flying forearm. Colt then lock’s on the Final Thought. Square taps.
Here is your winner, King Motor-Colt!
*Aaron Enigma is shown backstage*
Tonight I will be competing in my first title match. Just a few short months ago I was nothing but a rookie. The Story took me in and has helped me focus myself and now I get the chance to show them the fruits of my labor.
Seth, you have disrespected me at every chance, calling me dishonorable, a joke, saying I will never be as good as you. Tonight you are going to experience just how honorable I am, just how serious I am, and I will show you that I am the better man.
Tonight is the Head Detective's night to shine and if you don't agree with that, learn to Know Your Enemy.
Championship of Honor: Aaron Enigma V. Seth Drakin [c]
The following contest is the Championship of Honor match!
“Elementary, my dear Watson!”
*Know Your Enemy*
Introducing first, the challenger. From Concord, New Hampshire, but currently residing in Chicago, Illinois, he weighs in at 256 pounds. Representing the Story, Aaron Enigma!
*Blow Me Away*
And his opponent. From Stafford, Virginia, weighing in at 256 pounds. He is the Champion of Honor, Seth Drakin!
Seth starts the match by pointing up to the ceiling, gesturing the higher power. Aaron doesn't get intimidated by it and charges at Seth as they lock up. Seth gets Aaron in a headlock but Aaron lifts him for a back suplex. Seth flips through it and quickly chop blocks Aaron. Falling to his knees, Aaron grabs his leg in obvious pain, as Seth quickly delivers a drop kick to his back. Aaron falls to the mat and Seth goes for the pin.
1..Aaron quickly kicks out.
Seth picks Aaron up and sets him up for a vertical suplex but Aaron counters it and delivers one of his own. He picks up Seth and throws him into the corner. He charges for a spear but Seth moves out of the way and Aaron's shoulder hits the ring post. Seth quickly follows up with a jumping armbreaker into a keylock. Aaron desperately tries to escape and makes it to his legs. He elbows Seth in the stomach but Seth counters with a knee to the midsection and throws Aaron into the ropes. He sets up a back body drop but Aaron kicks him in the chest, stunning Seth. He bounces of the ropes once more and hits a running STO on Seth. Aaron goes for the pin.
1...2.Seth kicks out.
Aaron tries to lock in the Gorilla Clutch but Seth kicks Aaron off him. He gets to his feet and charges at Aaron but Aaron picks him up drops him with a quick slam. He picks up Seth and goes for the Brilliant Deduction but Seth counters and attempts to hit the Tale's End. Aaron manages to counter it into a reverse STO and locks in Extreme Interrogation in the middle of the ring. Seth writhes in pain as Aaron puts as much pressure as he can into the move. Seth manages to use his momentum to flip through the hold but he is badly hurt. Aaron picks him up and throws him into the corner. A visible expression of fear evident on Seth's face when suddenly M.O.P.'s music hits.
M.O.P comes down to the ring and looks like he is going to hit Aaron. However, he switches and hits Seth, punching him to the ground. Aaron is shocked as M.O.P. exits the ring. He waves to Aaron with a cocky smirk as the referee calls for the bell. Aaron suddenly realizes that M.O.P. hitting Seth disqualifies him and the match is decided. Aaron drops to his knees, his title shot taken from him.
Ladies and gentlemen, Aaron Enigma has been disqualified for breaking the Code of Honor. The winner of the match, and STILL Champion of Honor, Seth Drakin!
Aaron sulks for a minute but then a big smile comes onto his face, realizing he was just outplayed. He grabs a mic and says:
M.O.P. I will give you tonight. You got the best of me, messing up my first title match. I should warn you though, don't mess with fire, you'll get burned.
Aaron exits the ring with a look of confidence.
Well, Aaron Enigma comes up short here tonight, but M.O.P. may regret his actions.
Gorilla, there’s no such thing as regret!
Well, that remains to be seen.
Next Monday is Survivor Team Challenge Series. We will see LittleNaitch finally get his hands on Seth Drakin, in a No Easy Way Out Dog Collar Match.
Also, The Story will take on WWCF Corporate in a Survivor Series match.
And just announced tonight, Team Jazzman will take on Team KGX in another Survivor Series match.
Don’t miss Survivor Team Challenge Series, next Monday night, live on Pay-Per-View!
For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Good night, folks!
Match writing credits: Starshine, grbjazzman, Evil M, and Aaron Enigma, w/ additional promo added by Jonathan Michaels
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