Monday Niteraw - June 15, 2009

Monday NiteRaw
June 15th, 2009

Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, like a bad habit, Jesse King!

Gorilla, tonight is gonna be incredible!

I won‘t dispute that Jess. We have five big matches for you!

In our opening contest, The General of the Monkey Army, “Evil La Parka“, and The Headbanger Man square off in a triple threat hardcore match, with Evil Masked wordlifeecw watching from ringside.

Then, the Heatz!!1 Champion, Viva Los Bio Dome, will be in action.

And after that, we have the semifinals of Seth Drakin‘s Tournament of Honor. Tyfo faces Aaron Engma, and grbjazzman battles Jonathan Michaels.

And then, we have our main event! King Motor-Colt, WWCF Inter-Forum Champion Above Average, Cthulhu, and the WWCF World Champion Cthulhu will take on Doley, Legion, Starshine, and Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Champion, TTS in a huge 8-man tag team war!

Gorilla, with action like that, who needs porn? Wait, what did I just say…?!

…..Let‘s go to the ring for our opening contest.


Hardcore Triple Threat Match: General of the Monkey Army V. Headbanger Man V. “Evil La Parka“

*The arena goes dark, as Kane’s original theme plays. Suddenly, pyro erupts, and Thunderstruck starts playing, as Evil Masked wordlifeecw makes his way towards the announce table*

And we have a very special guest here, Jess. The Hardcore Champion, wordlifeecw! Welcome, wordlife!

Thank you Tim. Jesse, what’s wrong? You look a little nervous.

Me? Nah, I ain’t nervous!

Then get out from under the table!

Oh. Sorry

The follwing contest is a Hardcore triple threat match!
(King Kong 2004 theme)
Introducing first, from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, THE GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY!

- General comes out with his pet monkey, but due to the violent nature of the upcoming match, tells him to go to the backstage area and wait for him. The monkey is passed to a stage hand who does so.

Here comes the former Champion. Wordlife, back in February, you defeated the General to capture the Hardcore Title.

Hold on Gorilla! EMW, my question is this. Why did you wait so long to give the General a rematch? Were you afraid he’d beat you?

Well, no. I lobbied for the General to receive a rematch as soon as it was possible, but the “Powers That Be” had other things in mind. But I can’t wait to defend this title at Wheel of Misfortune. No matter who walks out with the title, it will be a match for the ages.

(Wild Child)
Introducing next, from Kent in England, weighing 263 pounds, THE HEADBANGER MAN!

And here’s your most recent challenger, The Headbanger-

EMW, why a five man match? Doesn’t The Headbanger Man deserve another shot at the belt, 1-on-1?

Well, Jesse, Headbanger Man has definitely been my biggest challenge to date. He’s a persistent son of a bitch. To answer your question, though, the reason I chose a five man match is because every single one of these guys deserves a shot at the title. This way, none of them can claim they’ve been overlooked.

Headbanger man enters and grabs the mic

Wordlife, I'm glad you're out here to watch this match. Tonight I will give you just a little sample of what to expect at Wheel of Misfortune, where I'll finally be winning that title of yours!

(La Parka WCW theme)
And making his way to the ring, from Mexico City, weighing 225 pounds, "EVIL LA PARKA"!

La Parka walks towards the ring, but stops at the announce booth. EMW stands up and stares down La Parka.

Um, wordlifeecw, why don’t you have a seat?

La Parka enters the ring and the match begins.

- Each man goes under the apron to look for weapons. Headbanger Man pulls a steel chair out, and goes to hit The General, but he ducks out of the way, and hits a low blow to Headbanger. "Evil La Parka" then nails General with a kendo stick and goes for an early cover, but General kicks out.

And it didn’t take long for the weapons to come into play.

No Gorilla, it certainly didn’t. EMW, I know seeing all those weapons is making you wanna get in there, but you gotta restrain yourself.

Well, you’re right Jess. I would like to get in there myself, but watching these guys beat the hell out of each other is almost as fun as beating the hell out of them myself. Almost.

- "Evil" rolls both opponents into the ring, and springboard dropkicks them at the same time. He hits a scoop slam on Headbanger, and goes to the top rope, but General runs the ropes, causing "Evil" to land awkwardly. General hits a superplex, but Headbanger breaks up the subsequent pinfall attempt.

So far, nobody’s gotten a real advantage.

wordlife, how do you prepare for a match like this?

Well, Jesse, you don’t. You just go in there and swing ‘til you can’t swing anymore.

- Headbanger hits a DDT on General, and then goes to the outside. He throws an array of weapons into the ring, but soon gets hit with a baseball slide by General. Both men brawl on the outside, until "Evil" surprises them both with a suicide dive over the top rope, which takes them out.

And La Parka with an incredible dive over the top rope!

Hey, EMW! Why don’t we see you doing moves like that? It’s the same old punch-and-kick routine with you.

Y’know, Jesse. Maybe you’ll see me do something like that in the very near future.

- "Evil" whips Headbanger into the steel steps, and then throws General face first into the ring apron. He rolls General into the ring, and sets up for the lionsault, but General moves out of the way. However, "Evil" lands on his feet, and hits a spinning back kick to the gut of General, followed by a backbreaker, for a 2 count.

A close call there, eh wordlifeecw?

Definitely. These three guys can go, we know that.

- Headbanger blindsides "Evil" with a flying clothesline from the top rope, but this time he only manages 2. He grabs a trash can lid and nails "Evil" in the head with it, causing him to fall through the ropes to the outside. General recovers, and hits Headbanger with an double sledge from behind, followed by a running knee lift, the force of which sends Headbanger tumbling to the outside as well.

And that’s why The General is a former Hardcore Champion! He’s still got it!

- General hits both men with kendo stick shots, and then starts removing the monitors from the commentary table. He stares at Wordlife, and then decks Headbanger with one of the monitors, which busts him open. General grabs "Evil", and hits him with a series closed fist punches. He sets "Evil" up on the announce table, and goes to the top rope. However, before he can do anything, Headbanger hits a low blow on General, causing him to fall backwards into the ring.

What a despicable move by The Headbanger Man!

Hey! It’s all legal in a hardcore match, right EMW?

Absolutely.

- Headbanger throws the steel steps into the ring, and tries to hit a piledriver on General, however it is countered into a back body drop. General hits a standing monkey flip onto Headbanger, before hitting a spinebuster right onto the steps. He goes for the pin, but just before he can get the 3 count, "Evil" scores with a guillotine legdrop on General to break up the pinfall.

La Parka making sure the match continues.

They’re gonna have to work for it, just like at Wheel of Misfortune.

- "Evil" places a chair onto General, and then hits a lionsault! "Evil" winces in pain after delivering the move, but goes for the cover...and gets 2.9, as General barely lifts up a shoulder! "Evil" hits a running bulldog, and goes to the top turnbuckle. He points towards Wordlife, and then attempts a frog splash, but General manages to avoid the contact. He drapes an arm over "Evil", but only manages a 2 count again!

If they would do this to each other just for the hell of it, what‘s gonna happen when the title‘s on the line?

I can’t wait to find out.

- General hits a vertical suplex on "Evil", right onto a steel chair. He grabs a street sign, and begins hammering him with it, however Headbanger sneaks up behind General and hits a reverse DDT. Headbanger goes up top and scores with a Blockbuster...but still only gets a near-fall! Headbanger goes to the outside and pulls a table from underneath the ring.

Table for one!

Or maybe two.

- Headbanger sets the table up by the turnbuckles, but before he can do anything else, General spins him around and NAILS the Monkey's Paw! General celebrates to the fans, but "Evil" comes back and hits a huge missile dropkick. He slingshots General into the far corner, and then hits a hurracanrana out of the corner.

La Parka’s all fired up now, Jess!

This match might not last much longer!

Don’t count Headbanger Man or The General out just yet, guys.

- "Evil" signals that its time for the X-Ray, but he notices the table in the ring. He drags General towards it, and places him on the table. However, Headbanger stumbles to his feet, and clotheslines "Evil". Headbanger picks up "Evil" for the Double Bass DDT, but he fights out of it. "Evil" runs at Headbanger, but receives a drop toe hold right onto the steel steps.

What’d I tell ya?

La Parka just made a mistake that might cost him the match!

- General recovers, and nails Headbanger with a shot to the gut. He then places Headbanger in the corner near where the table is set up, and hits the 10-punches. He tries to superplex Headbanger through the table, but he manages to fight his way out with punches to the mid-section, before hitting a sudden Tigerbomb off the top rope through the table! Just before "Evil" can break up the pinfall attempt, Headbanger Man manages to get the 1-2-3.

Here is your winner...THE HEADBANGER MAN!

Enjoy it Headbanger Man. Because I WILL be walking out of Wheel of Misfortune with the Hardcore Championship.

- Headbanger gingerly scales the top turnbuckle and air drums towards the crowd, before making a belt motion towards Wordlife. However, "Evil" powerbombs him off the top rope, and hits the X-Ray on Headbanger, before standing tall in the ring as the crowd applauds the efforts of all 3 men.

Well, Headbanger Man may have won the match, but La Parka get’s the final word in at the end. Wordlifeecw, thank you for your time.

No problem.

Evil Masked wordlifeecw leaves the table.

Well folks, coming up next, Viva Los Bio Dome is in action!


Viva Los Bio Dome V. Stevierichardsfan Babyface w/ Eli

*Safety Dance*
This match is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from Hayward, California, weighing in at 195 pounds, he is the Heatz!!1 Champion, Viva Los Bio Dome!
*Leave The Memories Alone*
And his opponent. From Badstreet USA, weighing in at 225 pounds, and being accompanied by Eli, Stevierichardsfan Babyface!

Viva attacks Stevie before the bell, nailing him with punches and kicks, before hitting a slam and covering him.
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Viva breaks the hold again. Viva tosses Stevie into the corner, and hit’s a running splash, followed by an STO. Cover.
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Viva yanks Stevie up by the hair, and goes for the Bio DOME, but…

IT’S KODA!!!! KODA ATTACKING THE HEATZ!!1 Champion!

Koda pummels Viva, and hit’s the Arkam Straight Jacket. The referee calls for the bell.

Here is your winner, as the result of a disqualification, Viva Los Bio Dome!

Eli enters the ring to check on Stevie, as Koda goes after Viva again, but Viva rolls to the outside. Koda kicks the bottom rope, then turns around, grabs Eli, and spews Joker Venom in her face. As she starts laughing uncontrollably, Koda nails her with the Killing Joke. Koda exits, as officials enter to check on Stevie and Eli.

Koda and Viva are nearing the end, Jess. At Wheel of Misfortune, it will be their final battle.

Gorilla, they will give it everything they have. We will see a match for the ages.

And speaking of a battle for the ages, up next, grbjazzman V. Jonathan Michaels, in the semifinals of Seth Drakin’s Tournament of Honor!


Tournament of Honor Semifinal Match: grbjazzman V. Jonathan Michaels

Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is being contested under the Rules Of Honor.

Sing, Sng, Sung - Gordon Goodwin

Making his way to the ring, from Fulton, NY, weighing in at 206 pounds, grbjazzman!

grbjazzman struts down to the ring.

DOA - Foo Fighters

And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 235 pounds, Jonathan Michaels!

Jonathan walks to the ring with purpose and climbs in the ring.

The referee checks the two men for weapons, then calls for the bell.

Jonathan and grbjazzman lock up, when suddenly a deep booming voice interrupts, a man in a ski mask is standing at the top of the ramp, holding a photograph in one hand and a vocal distorter in the other.

Jonathan Michaels!

Jonathan turns around to look at the mystery man, the man holds up the photo, it is a photo of a gorgeous young Asian woman.

Does this woman look familiar?

Jonathan has a look of both fear and rage in his eyes.

This is your girlfriend, Sarah Nakatomi, if you don't comply with my wishes . . .

The man rips the photograph in two.

The choice is up to you.

Jonathan looks at grbjazzman, who is just as surprised as Michaels, Jonathan lowers his head and walks towards grbjazzman with his hand out, grbjazzman shakes his hand, and Jonathan turns around slowly towards the man with a look of pure fury in his eyes, Michaels leaps over the top rope and runs at top speed towards the mystery man.

The man runs away as Jonathan gives chase, the referee begins the count.

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The ref calls for the bell.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, by countout, grbjazzman!

grbjazzman raises his hand, confused.

Well, grbjazzman advances, but we may have a very serious situation right now, it appears a masked mak has just threatened Jonathan's girlfriend, let's go to the back and see if Jonathan has found him.

The camera is running behind Michaels as he looks desperately for the masked man.

WHERE IS HE?

Jonathan runs toward the exit, where he spots the mask laying on the ground next to the door, he punches the wall.

DAMN IT!

Well, that definitely didn’t go like I expected it to.

Jonathan Michaels must have something wrong with him, throwing away the match, all over some broad?

I’m sure he had his reasons. Moving on, we have Aaron Enigma taking on Tyfo in our second semifinal match, next!


Tournament of Honor Semifinal Match: Aaron Enigma V. Tyfo

The following contest is set for one fall, and it is a semifinal match in Seth Drakin's Tournament of Honor!
*New Blackjacks Theme*
Introducing first, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 245 pounds, he represents WWCF Corporate, Tyfo!
"Elementary my dear Watson!"
*Know Your Enemy*
And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 256 pounds, and representing the Story, Aaron Enigma!

The match begins with Aaron and Tyfo locking up but Tyfo quickly kicking Aaron in the midsection. He throws Aaron off the ropes but Aaron connects with a shoulder block to knock Tyfo down. Aaron bounces off the ropes but runs over Tyfo, who quickly gets up and hits Aaron with a release belly to belly suplex. He quickly jumps on Aaron and locks a chinlock in on him.

Aaron struggles to break free from the chinlock, but eventually climbs to his feet. He grabs Tyfo around the waist and hits a back suplex, leaving both men on the ground. Tyfo crawls to the ropes and uses it to get to his feet. He runs at Aaron but Aaron trips him up with a drop-toe hold. Aaron quickly lifts Tyfo up and goes for the Brilliant Deduction but Tyfo counters it and hits a jawbreaker. Aaron clutches his face as Tyfo locks in another chinlock.

Aaron manages to get to his feet and elbows Tyfo in the chest to break the hold, but Tyfo quickly chop blocks his knee. Aaron falls again and Tyfo goes for the pin.

1....2.Aaron kicks out!

Tyfo picks Aaron up and whips him into the corner. He runs and jumps to splash Aaron but Aaron counters by catching him and hitting an STO on Tyfo. He picks him up quickly and hits a series of kicks on Tyfo. A kick to the back of the leg followed by a spinning kick to the stomach, an enziguri then a reverse roundhouse kick. Tyfo falls to the mat seemingly unconscious. Aaron goes for the pin.

1.....2....Tyfo just manages to get his shoulder up!

Aaron picks up Tyfo and tries to hit a reverse STO but Tyfo counters and hits a reverse STO of his own. Tyfo goes for the pin.

1.....2....Aaron barely kicks out!

Tyfo gets frustrated at the ref and leaves the ring to grab a chair. The ref warns Tyfo that if he hits Aaron he will lose the match but Tyfo shoves him aside. Taking aim at Aaron he swings the chair down but Aaron dodges out of the way and quickly gets to his feet. Tyfo turns around to be met with a reverse STO. Aaron stands up and sees the chair. He picks it up, and thinks for a few seconds about the consequences of using the chair.

To everyone's surprise, Aaron uses the chair on the downed Tyfo and hits him in the back. The bell rings and Aaron is disqualified but he is not done. With an evil glint in his eyes, he hits Tyfo once more in the back before placing the chair on the ground. He then picks up the weakened Tyfo and hits the Brilliant Deduction, planting Tyfo's head right on the chair. Aaron slowly gets up and looks at the downed Tyfo, a satisfied grin on his face, as he hops out of the ring and up the entrance ramp.

Well, Tyfo wins the match, but Aaron’s the one standing tall in the end.

I would not want to be M.O.P. come Wheel of Misfortune.

And speaking of M.O.P., ladies and gentlemen, we have received exclusive footage of M.O.P's trip to the zoo with young fan Timmy Thomson. After what happened last night on Heatz, I'm not sure what's going to happen here, folks. So let's go to the tape.

We see a black Cadillac Escalade pull into a parking space in an outdoor lot. M.O.P. walks out of the driver's seat, opening the passenger's front door.

M.O.P.: C'mon. Get out.

An upset looking Timmy Thomson climbs out the door. Tears are welling in his eyes.

Timmy: i want to go home...

I promised ya I'd take you to the zoo, Timmy. Unlike that Private Dick you call a hero, I don't break my word. So stop your snivilin' and let's go to the zoo! The Penguin Show is at 1:30 and I'm NOT going to miss it! You like penguins, Timmy?

Timmy slowly nods his head up and down.

Good. I love penguins, too. Everyone loves penguins except your hero, Aaron Enigma. He wants to eat penguins! What kind of disgusting, despicable human being wants to eat those cute little buggers?! Not me, that's for sure!

Timmy reluctantly takes M.O.P's hand as he drags him to the Zoo entrance.

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After the Penguin Show, M.O.P. takes Timmy to the Feeding Area. Pulling some strings and slipping a five to the keeper, he gives a fish to M.O.P.

Want to feed the penguins, Timmy?

yes, pl--

Too bad!

M.O.P. gives the fish to the penguin, who eats it happily. He then walks Timmy out of the exhibit and along the zoo's pathways, not taking time to see all the animals that Timmy wants to look at.

Let that be an important lesson for you, kid. No one gets handouts in this world. If you want to do something, you have to earn it. A lesson your hero the Private Dick doesn't want to teach you. He's taken handout after handout throughout his entire career. And what does he have to show for it? He's the least useful member of The Story. He hasn't won a single championship in his entire WWCF career, content to feed on the crumbs Motor-Colt, Evil M, and Above Average feed him, like the diseased pigeon he is.

aaron enigma is my hero..

Your hero is a loser, Timmy. A failure. A fake. And if he continues to be your hero, YOU will be a failure and a loser. If Aaron Enigma is your role model, know where you'll be in twenty years? Well, I'll tell you. Can you say this, Timmy?: "You want fries with that?"

Tears begin to roll down Timmy's cheek.

y-you w-want fries with d-dat?

Exactly like that. You can do better than to worship a false idol like Enigma. Follow a champion's example. My example. Or Littlenaitch's. Or Tyfo's. Or Cth--. M.O.P. pauses for a second. On second thought, don't follow in Cthulhu's example.

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After a long day, M.O.P. pulls up in front of a two story home in Suburbia, USA. He walks Timmy to the door and rings the doorbell. A young couple in their early 30's answers. The man is wearing an Aaron Enigma t-shirt. Timmy runs in and his parents hug him.

John Thomson: Timmy!

Jane Thomson: How was your day?

Mr. and Mrs. Thomson, your son was his tone changes from nice to vicious one of the most unappreciative little bastards I have ever encountered! I take time out of my incredibly busy schedule to take him to the zoo, and what do I get? 'Wah, I don't like you anymore.' 'Aaron Enigma is my hero!' 'You're a doodyhead!' He glares at Mr. Thomson's shirt. And I see where the source of this poison is, Mr. Thomson. I think it's time to show Timmy that Father Doesn't Know Best.

M.O.P. punches Mr. Thomson in the jaw and starts beating down on him in front of his wife and son.

OH MY GOD! STOP! PLEASE STOP!

DADDY!!!

M.O.P. ignores them as he stomps on Mr. Thomson, now huddled on the floor and bloodied up.

Take this you sonofabitch!

M.O.P. grabs Mr. Thomson by the hair and slams him face first into a wall, knocking him unconscious. Seeing that his work is done, he stares into the camera as a crying Mrs. Thomson and Timmy kneel over the fallen head of the Thomson household.

Aaron, this is but a taste of what lies in store for you at Spin the Wheel. You say we have a special wheel full of weapons, fine. I like that very much. But I think we should each have our own handpicked ones among the choices. As for mine, they'll be sledgehammers and tables.

See you on Sunday. Hero.

My God. I... I have no words to describe what just happened there.

For once, I'm actually speechless. I can't begin to describe my disgust at what we just saw. I think M.O.P. has gone way out of line.

Let's move on to something more pleasant, shall we?


King Motor-Colt, Inter-Forum Champion Above Average, Cthulhu, and WWCF World Champion LittleNaitch V. Starshine, Doley, Legion, and Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Champion, TTS

The following contest is your eight man tag main event. It is scheduled for one fall and has a sixty minute time limit. Introducing first-

Woah woah woah! Hang on a second Michael Muffer

*Starshine appears on the stage and makes his way down to the ring*

Before you start your announcements for this match I have some thing a lot more important, and for that matter vocally pleasing than anything you have to offer. So shoo. Get out of my ring.

*Muffer leaves with little protest but is visually irritated*

Now before I get started I'd like to invite someone out first. Mr. Sam, would you please come out?

*The Sam's music starts up as The Sam walks out with a questioning look across his face. He enters the ring as Starshine holds the ropes open for him.*

Now Sam I'm going to be blunt here. We have a problem. In fact we have a big problem. It seems like the stitches of the Corporate net are beginning to tear. Last week I had the misfortune to have my long time tag team partner desert amongst a vail of bitterness and dissatisfaction. The point I'm trying to make here is that we, you and I, can't afford this. We can't have our fellow employees breaking their contract and going AWOL. I was trying to find the focus of the problem. The so-called weak link in the chain. And so far I think I found it. I found what was threatening to break up the band. That's why I called you specifically out here. I want everyone to know what I think the problem is. I want to point the finger at the one responsible. I want him to know exactly how useless he is. Coincidentally that person is standing in this ring. I want to say something to you Sam, and I want you to listen because it's very important. Sam the person who's to blame for this situation is... it's me.
I admit it Sam, I haven't been the model employee you and Mr. D-Dave deserve. I've burnt personal bridges and I've done things I'm not proud of. But the worst thing I did was let it happen. All this stuff with Square, I could have stepped in and mended the situation. I could have calmed the tensions. But I didn't. I should have known better, but I was more concerned with my own personal goals, I wasn't thinking of the good of the Corporation, of the company. But I want you to know that I can change. That I want to change. In fact that's why I called you out at this time. This match... it could end us. We need focus. We need stability. But what we need more than anything, is unity.
I propose that we shuffle the card around. Unite the Corporate teams together. Let's not divide our losses. Instead we can unite our wins. Sam please, I don't want to fight Li... I don't want to fight any Corporate members, and deep down I know they feel the same way. You have the power to change it. I'm sure you know what's best.

Well first off Starshine, I want to say it takes a real man to realize when they have made a mistake. And in my books, you are a real man for admitting yours. Unlike Square, who abandoned you, me and all of these fans. (fans boo)
So seeing what we have in store for tonight I will agree to your demands.
Tonight, we will have an 8 man tag match. On Team 2 will be...Motor Colt (fans cheer)....Above Average(fans cheer)....Legion (fans cheer)....Doley(fans cheer) versus Team 1, or as I like to call it, Team Corporate.This team will include The World's Champion, Littlenaitch..."Mr MVP" Tyfo....The Technical Professional Starshine...and his tag team partner for the Tag Team Title match on Sunday Night Heatz *sigh*....TTS.
Good luck....oh and before I leave Starshine, just remember. If we lose tonight, it's on YOUR head. Have a good match.

*Sam leaves the ring*

Thank you Mr. Sam, I... We won't let you down.

I can't believe this, that Starshine is nothing but a brown nosing coward. We had a perfectly fine main event lined up. How can they pull this stunt off on our fans?

Well Gorilla, it's not always about what the fans want. Big business knows that. The Corporate are just doing what they think is best for everyone.

I very much doubt that.

Introducing first, representing WWCF Corporate, he is the self proclaimed 'Technical Professional'! *Starshine glares at Muffer* A-hem, he is Starshine!

*Southwest's theme starts up. Little Naich, Tyfo and TTS arrive out together. Little Naich especially appears unhappy.*

Coming in at a combined weight of 770 pounds and representing WWCF Corporate. Tyfo, TTS and the WWCF Champion, Little Naich!

*The Corporate team enter the ring.*

*The Story's theme begins playing. Motor Colt and Above Average enter.*

Now coming out representing The Story and at a combined weight of 507 pounds. They are Inter-Forum Champion Above Average and King Motor Colt.

*Legion's theme begins playing. Legion and Doley make their way down.*

Weighing at a combined weight of 533 pounds. They are the tag team of Legion and Doley.

*All four members of the new team gather outside the ring and stare down The Corporate inside. Together they rush the ring causing Tyfo, Starshine and TTS exiting. Little Naich simply leans on the ropes. All four members climb the corners and play the crowd.*

First fall wins this one folks.

That's right Gorilla, you gotta keep your eyes open at all times. Anyone can sneak away with the win here.

You never know what tricks to expect from the WWCF Corporate. Well it looks like Above Average and Tyfo are starting this one out.

Eight great competitors here. It will be interesting to see whether both teams can stay on the same page here. Is it just me Gorilla, or does the World Champion seem just a little out of place with his present company?

That he does, Jesse. We'll just have to let the action speak for this one.

The Story (Motor Colt and Above Average), Legion and Doley vs. WWCF Corporate (Little Naitch, Tyfo, Starshine and TTS)

Tyfo and AA meet in the center of the ring. Tyfo raises his hands and challenges him to a test of strength. They come to grips but neither budges. Tyfo gives the "gun show" pose as AA rolls his eyes. They lock up and Tyfo begins pushing forward. AA stops the momentum and shoves Tyfo down to the mat. Tyfo is shocked. He quickly tags out to Starshine. Starshine cockily enters the ring. Both talk trash to one another. AA feigns a Super Kick, and Starshine falls to the mat. He quickly crawls back to his corner and tags in TTS. TTS enters the ring, stares at AA, shakes his head and tags in Naich to the crowds applause.
Naich and AA lock up. Naich transitions to a go behind and brings AA to the mat. AA shifts the weight and rolls into an arm wringer, bringing both to their feet. Naich rolls to the mat and still holding AA's arm spins around gaining the pressure as he gets back to his feet. AA pushes Naich who bridges back and holds on to the move. Naich powers back up, but AA trips him down freeing himself from the hold. Missed elbow drop from AA. Naich trips him, cover, AA pushes him off. Back to their feet. Headlock takeover by AA. Naich spins into a front facelock, both back to their feet. AA to a belly to back position. Back suplex, Naich lands on his feet. Both rush one another with fists in the air but stop less than a meter from contact. The crowd cheers and both smile and shake hands backing into their respective corners. Naich smiles and points to Colt to strong crowd support. AA asks the crowd and tags him in. Blind tag to Naich by Starshine. Starshine rushes the surprised Colt with a forearm. He picks Colt up and knees him in the midsection. snapmare to a chinlock in the middle of the ring. Starshine connects with more knees into the back and pulls back on the chinlock. He stands up and pats his right leg. He runs the ropes a few times and feigns a kick, but instead applies the chinlock again. Colt struggles to release Starshine's and gets to his feet. He breaks Starshine's hold and delivers a sit-down jawbreaker. Colt runs at the stumbling Starshine and connects with a knee lift. Starshine stumbles back to his feet and is met with a swinging neckbreaker. Colt climbs the top rope and connects with a flying forearm. Colt signals for The Final Thought and attempts the hold. Starshine desperately fights as Colt is unable to completely apply the move. Starshine manages to tag in TTS.
TTS clubs Colt in the back causing him to completely release the hold. He delivers another blow to the back and applies an arm wrench. He pushes Colt into the ropes and Irish whips him off. Colt ducks a clothesline on the rebound and launches into a cross body. TTS catches him, and walks around the ring. He turns him onto a vertical scoop but Colt slips out. Colt ducks a clothes line and tags out to Doley. Doley hits a drop kick that only causes TTS to stumble back. Another one, but he's still standing. Doley runs the ropes and hits a big boot, flooring TTS. He goes for the pin but TTS kicks out at 1. Doley picks him up and connects with a toe kick. He then runs the ropes and goes for a scissors kick. TTS moves and catches Doley with a spinning side slam. He goes for the pin but Doley powers out at 2. TTS picks him up and hits a running bulldog, ending up in his corner. Starshine tags in and while TTS holds him down stomps him. The ref sends TTS outside and Starshine applies an Abdominal Stretch. He taunts Legion causing him to enter, but he is stopped by the ref. As the referee is distracted, Starshine holds out his arm and TTS grabs it adding pressure to the hold. Legion exits the ring and TTS lets go. Starshine transitions into an STO position and delivers a backbreaker. He tags out to Tyfo. Tyfo enters and steps on Doley's back. He picks up Doley and delivers a powerslam. He goes for the pin but with a smug smile, lifts Doley up at one. He teases and taunts Doley's attempts to get to his corner and throws him into one of the adjacent corners. He follows up with a huge corner clothesline. He then whips Doley into his corner and taunts AA causing him to enter and argue, distracting the ref. Starshine and TTS use the distraction to choke Doley with their individual tag ropes. The in ring situation calms and Tyfo delivers a boot to the slumped Doley. Tyfo stops his offense to taunt the crowd as Doley begins desperately crawling back into his corner. Tyfo notices and launches down to stop him. Starshine and TTS rush the opposing corner but are both knocked down and out by the other team members. Tyfo grasps on to Doley's boot. Doley hops to his feet and tries an enzuguri. Tyfo ducks, but Doley rolls sending Tyfo into his corner where he is assaulted by Colt, AA and Legion. Doley dives into his corner and tags in Legion.
Legion rushes in and decks Tyfo. Starshine and TTS rush back in. Legion takes out Starshine with a back body drop and levels TTS with a huge lariat. Tyfo stumbles around the ring and tags in Little Naich. Little Naich lumps in and hits the ropes. He ducks a big boot and schoolboys Legion for a quick two. Both back to their feet and Naich delivers a chop. He whips Legion into the ropes and delivers a hip toss immediately followed by an elbow drop. Pin for two. Little Naich is in control and delivers another series of chops to Legion's already red chest. Legion backs up to his corner and Colt tags in.
Colt and Naich circle one another. They grapple up but it's a stalemate. Colt smiles and offers his hand out to Naich, who shakes back. Colt still in the grip, spins Naich into a hammerlock. Naich turns out of it and chops Colt's chest. Naich shakes his finger at Colt and grins. They lock up again and Colt gains control, shifting into a 3/4 nelson and delivering a snapmare. Colt delivers a kick to the sitting Naich's chest but he catches the boot and spins into a mini dragon twist. Naich attempts the Figure 4 Leg Lock, but Colt small packages him for a two count. Both get to their feet and Naich hits another sharp chop. Colt clutches his chest as Naich charges him for a knee strike. Colt dodges and spins him into a front facelock. Colt lifts him up for the Story on Page One, but Naich slips out and rolls Colt up from behind for a two. As Colt gets to his feet near to his corner, Doley tags himself in.
Doley rushes the champ who manages to duck the big boot and deliver a chop to Doley's back. Naich follows up with a belly to back and a knee drop. Meanwhile Tyfo, Starshine and TTS huddle in their corner. Tyfo leaves his corner and makes his way around to the other side, grabbing a chair along the way. The referee admonishes him as AA jumps down to confront him. While this takes place Starshine and TTS sneak around the other way and drag Colt and Legion's feet from the apron. Legion and TTS begin brawling, ending up over the barricade and Colt regains his composure and begins beating on Starshine. Back in the ring Naich, distracted by everything outside and orders Tyfo to drop the chair. Doley gives Naich a chop block and locks in the ankle lock. Naich struggles to get to the ropes. Outside again, Colt whips Starshine into the crowd barricade, and picking up the now fallen Starshine signals for the Story on Page One. Colt lifts him up but Starshine "Blind Spots" as he's lifted. Starshine follows thing up with a stiff kick to the groin. Colt crumbles to the floor. Starshine climbs back to his corner. Naich continues to struggle for the ropes but Doley has the move completely locked in. Tyfo drops the chair and rushes in clubbing Doley in the back. AA follows and takes Tyfo back outside. Naich, using the ropes for leverage get to hi feet close to his corner. Starshine blind tags in, but Naich doesn't seem to notice. Doley rushes Naich with another big boot but Naich rolls through, catching his leg, turning him and locking in the Ankle Lock. Doley struggles in the ring, but can't reach the rope. Just as he looks to tap out, Starshine comes off the second rope with an elbow drop, causing the shocked Naich breaks the hold. Starshine pins Doley for the three.

Michael Muffer - The winner's of this match WWCF Corporate.

*Starshine smirks at Naich as Tyfo and TTS climb back in. The three celebrate as Naich shakes his head in disbelief. Motor Colt, AA and Legion climb back in, and Tyfo, Starshine and TTS clear the ring. AA and Legion check on Doley. They pick him up and carry him to the back. Back in the ring Colt is fuming. The timekeeper brings the WWCF World Title to the ring to hand to Naich. Colt grabs it first and stares down Naich. He looks at the belt and eventually offers it to Naich. Naich grabs the belt, but Colt doesn't release his grip. Both stare at the belt, then at each other, neither saying a word.*

Folks, next week, NiteRaw is being preempted for roller derby. But on Wednesday, June 24th, we have a special edition of Heatz!!1, featuring a big 4-way tag team match to determine new WWCF World Tag Team Champions!

And then after that Gorilla, Wheel of Misfortune. I can’t wait!

I’m Tim Hoss, he’s Jesse King. We’ll see next Wednesday for Heatz!!1 Goodnight!


Match writing credits: Headbanger Man, Evil M, Jonathan Michaels, Aaron Enigma, and Starshine. Day at the zoo skit written by M.O.P.

Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - June 15, 2009

Sunday Night Heatz!!1
June 15th, 2009

Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, back by popular demand, Jesse King!

We have an amazing show tonight, Gorilla!

Indeed we do. We have The Amazing Brahma Bull taking on “Fallen Dragon“ Mike Corral in our opening match.

And the number one contender to the Heatz!!1 Championship, Koda, will be in action!

And our main event, Relegate Hunter V. The Boiler Room Brawler.

And don‘t forget, The Sam will be the special guest referee for this match!

How wonderful. And we have the debut edition of The Enigma Study!

I can‘t wait to hear what that coward Enigma has to say after last week!

Before we go to the ring for our first match, we have some prerecorded comments from Mike Corral.


The camera opens to see "The Fallen Dragon" Mike Corral, a grim look on his face.

You know, I've seen some sick stuff in my day. Things that made normal men practically vomit, women scared of what resides in the dark, the stuff nightmares are made of. I've been locked in a burning building, I've gone through mental torture I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, and had to deal with the loss of a friend of mine because of this business. I've gone through hell and back, and most of the time I'm smiling because of it.

But when I see a grown man forced to take on a 5-year-old fan of his, that crosses all the boundaries. Being a part of a company that not only allows, but practically encourages this kind of behavior makes me sick, and it's only because of people like Aaron Enigma that I even have hope for this company. Aaron wouldn't let ego get in the way of his morals, and rather than play TheSam's sick game, he chose to walk away from the battle.

Aaron Enigma, you sir have my respect, because you refused to let TheSam dictate your actions. You didn't care about the consequences of what your action might have brought, you chose to be the bigger man and walk away.

Maybe my respect isn't worth much in this company, but I still respect you. And if you ever need someone to depend on, you know where to find me.

Mike out.


The Amazing Brahma Bull V. “Fallen Dragon“ Mike Corral

The opening contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Mike is Awesome*
Introducing first, from Cork, Ireland, weighing in at 217 pounds, “Fallen Dragon” Mike Corral!
*Cult of Personality*
And his opponent, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 219 pounds. Being accompanied by Team Bull, The Amazing Brahma Bull!

- The two men trade blows in the centre of the ring, until Corral gets the advantage, and knocks Bull down with a big right hand. Bull ducks a clothestline attempt, but runs into a hiptoss, followed by a front dropkick which sends Bull outside the ring. Corral hits him with a huge Tope, and starts to lay a few punches in on a prone Bull, before sliding back into the ring, and sitting in the corner, beckoning Bull to join him.

- Bull avoids a Mafia Kick attempt, and hits a few uppercuts, the final one knocking Corral down. Bull then lands a snap suplex, and a couple of elbowdrops, but only negotiates a one count. Bull goes for the sleeperhold, but Corral backs him into the corner. Corral lights Bull up with a few chops, before hitting a double underhook backbreaker for a 2 count.

- Corral picks up Bull for the Crucifix Powerbomb, but Bull slides out and hits a DDT for 2. Bull goes for the Pedigree early, but gets back body dropped for his efforts. Corral knocks down Bull with a series of clothesline, before snapmaring him over and hitting a low dropkick for another 2 count.

- Corral then utilises the Koji Clutch submission on Bull. He cries out for Bull to tap, but Bull resolutely insists that he won't submit to the referee. Eventually Bull gets himself to the ropes, and the ref forces Corral to relinquish his grip. Corral hits a swinging neckbreaker on Bull, and makes a rare journey to the top turnbuckle, but misses with a moonsault attempt.

- Both men slowly get to their feet at the count of 7. Bull ducks a wild right hand, but hits an enziguri after Mike catches his foot. This time Bull tries for the submission victory by placing Corral in a sharpshooter. After a minute or so, Corral himself manages to reach the ropes. Bull delivers some quick elbows into the injured leg joint of Corral, and then hits a knee breaker for 2.

- Bull places Corral in the corner, and hits a standing splash. He goes for a german suplex, but Corral flips over and lands on his feet. He hobbles on the injured leg after landing, but manages to beat Bull to a right hand, and then nails a sudden STO across the knee. He slowly makes the cover, but only gets a 2 count, much to his chagrin.

- Corral goes for SDTLM, but Bull is privy to it and scrambles to the ropes. As Corral approaches him, Bull drops him throat first across the top rope, and then lands a sunset flip from the apron for a close near fall. Bull hits a dropkick, and then goes for the spear, but Corral rolls him up into a pinning combination for two.

- Bull then does succesfully hit a spear, but he only gets 2.8! Bull goes for the Destroyer, but Corral manages to barely escape it. He goes for a bridging pin, but Bull pushes out of it, and ends up with a jackknife cover on Corral, and manages to get the 3 just before Mike kicks out.

Here is your winner..."THE AMAZING" BRAHMA BULL!

Brahma Bull pick’s up a win here, but he had to work for it, Jess.

Indeed Gorilla. But in the end, Bull showed that he is still Amazing!

*Koda is shown walking towards the ring*

Here he comes folks! Koda is in action, next!


Koda V. SuperSmark

The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap*
Introducing first, from Ann Arbor, Michigan, weighing in at 220 pounds, SuperSmark!
*Agent of Chaos*
And his opponent, from Gotham, weighing in at 223 pounds, Koda!


Koda and Smark lock up. Smark applies a wristlock, but Koda reverses it. Koda goes for a snap suplex, but Smark blocks it and hit’s belly to belly suplex.
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Kickout.
Smark pulls Koda up, and goes for a double leg takedown, but Koda blocks it, and nails a double axe handle blow to Smark’s back, followed by a wrap-around neckbreaker. Cover.
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Kickout.
Koda grabs Smark’s leg, and twists it a few times, before applying a single leg crab. Smark screams in pain, but is able to reach the bottom rope. Koda releases the hold, and grabs Smark by the hair. Smark catches Koda in a small package.
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Kickout.
Koda clothesline’s Smark to the mat and stomps him a few times. Cover.
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Kickout.
Koda yanks Smark off the mat and hit’s the Killing Joke. Cover.
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Koda pulls Smark’s shoulder off the mat, and instead goes for the Long Halloween. Smark taps out.

Here is your winner, Koda!

And Koda picking up a win here on Heatz!!1

If I were Viva Los Bio Dome, I’d be worried. This is a much different Koda than the one Viva beat at Smurf The World.

Up next, our main event! Relegate Hunter V. The Boiler Room Brawler!


Relegate Hunter V. Boiler Room Brawler

Up next folks is the rematch from last week. Relegate Hunter versus Boiler Room Brawler. But with added stipulations.
That’s right Tim. The Sam has announced there will be a special guest referee, himself. And a special guest timekeeper, TTS. The Sam has also prevented anyone from interfering under the threat that they will be fired.
And it was revealed this week that Square and Relegate Hunter are in fact brothers. Shortly after this Revelation Square quit WWCF.
The odds look to be against Relegate Hunter tonight.
Not just the odds, but also pretty much all of Vegas by the looks of things. I don’t know how Relegate Hunter is going to get out of this one.
Relegate Hunter should be worrying about how he is going to be paying his hospital bills rather than how he is going to win.
Lets go to ringside.

The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first. Here is the Special Guest Tim Keeper for the this match. At the height of 6’3, weighing in at 290lbs. From the most Jammin’ Trailer Park in Davie, Florida. Representing The Corporation. He is the current Montego Bay Alchoweight Champion. He is TTS!
(TTS walks to the time keepers table as “Down On Me” plays. He is carrying a broken alarm clock)
Why does a timekeeper need an entrance like that?
He’s not just a “time keeper”, he’s the special guest timekeeper Tim.
What next? A referee with Pyro?
And introducing the Special Guest Referee. Representing The Corporation. He is the WWCF Executive of Champions. Here is The Sam!
(An excessive amount of Pyro goes off as cheerleaders make their way standing at the ramp. The Sam comes out wearing a cape and sunglasses. Waving to the fans that are booing him. When The Sam arrives at the ring, Pyro shoots from all the turnbuckles. The Sam enters the ring and gives Michael Muffer $10.)
Well look who it is. Mr Ego himself. How much do you think that entrance cost Jesse?
Hey, it was worth every penny. This man is pretty much the boss of WWCF and I would just like to say that I think he is an excellent one at that.
You are such a kiss ass. This “man” if you want to call him that used to sell cars for a living. And now he thinks he’s the greatest because he managed to kiss Dave’s ass. Which is hard for a Platypus since they have beaks.
Your lucky Mr. Sam didn’t hear you say that.
(The Sam grabs the microphone from Michael)
Tonight I will also be playing the part of ring announcer.
Making his way to the ring first, at the incredible height of 6’0. Weighing in at an astonishing 350 lbs. From the deep, dark boilers of Rockford, Illinois. Please welcome the toughest man in WWCF today. BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!!!
(“I'm So Bad (Baby I Don't Care)” by Motörhead plays as Boiler Room Brawler makes his entrance with steel pipe in hand. BRB enters the ring as The Sam holds the ropes open for him. The Sam is seen whispering into BRB’s ear)
The Sam and his latest lackey going over their game plan.
Will you be quiet, Mr Sam is about to introduce the opponent.
And his opponent. At the tiny stature of 5’10, weighing in at a minute 190 lbs soaking wet. From Brighton, England, where the people are not so Bright. Here is…what’s his name again?....oh yeah, relegate hunter.
(Relegate Hunter comes out to no music, the fans cheer the ultra-face)
Relegate Hunter doesn’t need the glitz and glamour. He is a true wrestler despite what The Sam and Corporate say.
But will that be enough to overcome this challenge?

The Sam gets in Relegate Hunters face. Relegate Hunter gets In The Sam’s face. The Sam steps back. Boiler Room Brawler clotheslines Relegate Hunter. The Sam calls for the bell.
Boiler Room Brawler starts stomping away on Relegate Hunter. Hunter rolls to the outside. The Sam turns his back and talks to Boiler Room Brawler. Relegate Hunter gets his composure back as TTS slaps Relegate Hunter before rolling him back into the ring.
Boiler Room Brawler chokes Relegate Hunter as The Sam starts a slow 5 count.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Boiler Room Brawler lets go.
Boiler Room Brawler lifts Relegate Hunter by his throat and choke slams him. Boiler Room Brawler goes for a pinfall.
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Boiler Room Brawler lifts Relegate Hunter off the mat. And calls for the Senton Bomb.


Boiler Room Brawler climbs the ropes when Relegate Hunter gets his second wind and jumps up. He begins attacking Boiler Room Brawler and sends him to the outside. The Sam sneaks behind Relegate Hunter and low blows him. The Sam calls for TTS and Boiler Room Brawler to get back in the ring while Relegate Hunter is down.
BRB grabs a chair as TTS slides into the ring and starts stomping on Relegate Hunter.
Suddenly the cameraman gets pushed over and through the crowd comes Whitey Fats. Whitey jumps the barricade and slides into the ring. He taps TTS on the shoulder and as TTS spins around, Whitey right hooks him sending TTS to the mat. The Sam see’s this and flees the ring as Boiler Room Brawler attempts to whack Relegate Hunter with the chair. Whitey grabs the chair from BRB and whacks BRB with it instead.
BRB and TTS roll out of the ring as security chase after Whitey who is escaping through the crowd.

We see The Sam in the back with Fred Neric.
Sam, what happened out there?
Due to the interference of Whitey, who is not employed by WWCF and will have criminal charges placed on him, the winner of the match as a result of a DQ, BOILER ROOM BRAWLER! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!
Shocking events are happening here in WWCF. Back to you Jesse and Tim.


Well folks, it’s time for the debut of the Enigma Study. Let’s go to the back!


*backstage we see Aaron sitting in a chair holding a book, he lowers it and looks at the camera*

Why hello there everyone, and welcome to the first edition of "The Enigma's Study". I am your host, the Head Detective Aaron Enigma. During this segment, I will interview people about things happening in the past, present and future. I'm sure most of you tuned in the last week's Niteraw, and I'm proud to have as my first two guests, from WWCF Corporate. The Sam and M.O.P.

*camera pans to the right as Sam and M.O.P. enter a bit apprehensively and sit down on chairs, the camera pans out and Aaron begins to speak*

Gentlemen welcome to my study. Now let's get down to business. First off, you don't seem particularly excited to be here Sam.

Well to be honest Aaron, I thought you would attack us as soon as we sat down, I mean last week we made a fool of you and proved that myself and M.O.P., as well as the rest of Corporate are way out of your league.

Well to be honest Sam, I was going to attack you when you sat down. At least that was the original plan. But I was able to work out my aggression as you can see behind me.

*the camera pans to the left and a pile of destruction and wrecked books, shelves and a hole in the wall is present*

Now M.O.P. you seem agitated about something. What are you so angry about?

*M.O.P. stands up and yells at Aaron*
WHAT AM I ANGRY ABOUT? HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM AFTER WHAT WE DID LAST WEEK. WE TRICKED A 5 YEAR OLD KID INTO HATING YOU TO GET UNDER YOUR SKIN AND YOU DON'T SEEM AFFECTED AT ALL!

*Aaron just waves him off and speaks calmly*
Well see about that. I actually was very sad that you tricked little Timmy into hating me. In fact, you Sam called me a liar. However, if I remember correctly, I said I would face anyone in a match, not beat anyone. So the way I see it, you tried to twist my words around to make me seem like a liar when the real liar is you.

How dare you accuse me, the Corporate Executive, of lying! I could have you fired for just looking at me the wrong way and yet you sit here and insult me! You said you would beat anyone, and the record book shows you lost!

Okay, okay, technicalities aside I have another question. Let's pretend that instead of me, it was a member of Corporate that said they could beat anyone, as you claim you can. If they had been in a match with Timmy, you are saying Corporate would win?

Of course we would. We're the elite and no five-year old idiot with his finger up his nose is going to stop us!

I agree with M.O.P. As we say in Corporate, "It's just business".

So you are saying that hurting and possibly killing a five year old boy is just business? You think that it is okay to hurt such a young life in return to keep the truth hidden?

Of course it is. What is more important than ourselves? Everyone is Corporate understands that we will do anything to achieve victory.

And you agree with this M.O.P.?

Pssh, of course I do you idiot. A lowlife such as yourself wouldn't know how to win by any means neccessary. Honor and pride are worthless inside the ring.

Is that so? Well I think that answers my question. Ok, you can come out now.

*M.O.P. and Sam look confused but then shocked as Timmy walks out from behind Aaron's chair. Aaron looks down to Timmy and says*

Now Timmy, before we go remedy something between us, I believe you have a message for Sam and M.O.P. right?

*Timmy nods his head*

Well go ahead and tell them.

*Timmy looks up at Sam and M.O.P. and says*

Know Your Enemy

*M.O.P. is enraged at Aaron and charges at him, only for Aaron to sidestep and Timmy sticks his foot and trips M.O.P. into the pile of destroyed things behind him. Aaron looks back to Sam, who flees in terror. He grabs Timmy's hand and says, let's go finish this.

Together they walk to the ring and get inside. The referee rings the bell and Timmy kicks Aaron in the shin, who very fakely acts like he's knocked out from it. Timmy puts his foot on Aaron's chest as the ref counts to 3 and declares Timmy the winner. Aaron gets up, grabs a mic and puts Timmy on his shoulders as he looks to the ramp*

Winning isn't everything Corporate, I believe tonight I proved that. Make no mistake M.O.P. I will take you out at Spin the Wheel. I believe we need a stipulation though for the wheel. What say we have our own special wheel, full of weapons, whatever the spinner picks will be the weapons we get to start the match with. Sounds like a plan to me, so let me know if you are down for it as well.

Other than that, watch your back Corporate, because when the Head Detective comes for you, you better learn to Know Your Enemy.


And on that note folks, that’s it for Sunday Night Heatz!!1 Tune in to tomorrow night for NiteRaw, where we’ll have the semifinals of Seth Drakin’s Tournament of Honor. I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss.

And I’m Jesse King. Goodnight.


Match writing credits: Evil M and The Sam. Additional promo by Mike Corral, and Enigma Study by Aaron Enigma.

Monday Niteraw - June 8, 2009

Monday NiteRaw
June 8th, 2009

Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, fresh from his gig in Vegas, Jesse King!

Tonight figures to be a memorable and important night for the WWCF, Gorilla.

Yes indeed, tonight, King Motor-Colt will take on Cthulhu in a rematch from last week.

And the stakes couldn’t be higher, Gorilla! If Cthulhu wins, then the WWCF World Championship match between Motor-Colt and LittleNaitch becomes a Triple Threat!

A high stakes match, indeed, Jess. Also tonight, Seth Drakin’s Tournament of Honor continues, with grbjazzman taking on Mike Corral, and Jonathan Michaels facing M.O.P.

Last night on Sunday Night Heatz!!1, we saw two men advance, and tonight, two more will.

We also have Aaron Enigma facing an opponent who will be revealed by The Sam prior to the match.

I can’t wait to see what rough and tough brawler The Sam got to beat the snot out of Enigma!

Also, the Inter-Forum Champion Above Average looks to add some gold to his collection, when he challenges TTS for the Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Championship!

I hope TTS shows AA why it’s wrong to be greedy, Gorilla.

Folks, lets go to the ring for our opening match up!


The Amazing Brahma Bull V. SuperSmark

The opening contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap*
Introducing first, from Ann Arbor, Michigan, weighing in at 220 pounds, SuperSmark!
*Cult of Personality*
And his opponent, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 219 pounds. Being accompanied by Team Bull, The Amazing Brahma Bull!

Bull and Smark lock up. Smark applies a wristlock, but Bull reverses it. Bull goes for a rear waistlock, but Smark turns it around and goes for a German suplex. Bull lands on his feet and cradles Smark.
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Kickout.
Smark goes for a double leg takedown, but Bull blocks it, and nails a double axe handle blow to Smark’s back, followed by a butterfly suplex. Cover.
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Kickout.
Bull grabs Smark’s leg, and twists it a few times, before applying a spinning toehold. Smark screams in pain, but is able to reach the bottom rope. Bull releases the hold, but pulls Smark to the center of the ring, and applies an Indian Deathlock. Smark tries to get to the ropes, but Bull yanks him back to the middle of the ring. With nowhere to go, SuperSmark taps out.

Here is your winner, The Amazing Brahma Bull!

And Brahma Bull continues his hot streak! He really is Amazing, Jess!

This kid get’s better every time he steps in that ring, Gorilla! It’s only a matter of time before he’s wearing gold in the WWCF!

Coming up next, folks, TTS defends his Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Championship against Above Average!


Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Championship Match: Above Average V. TTS ©

This following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 60-minute time limit, and it is for the Montego Bay Alcoholicweight Championship!

(Poison)
Introducing the challenger, from Belfast, Northern Ireland and weighing 260 pounds - he is the current WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, ABOVE AVERAGE!

(God's Gonna Cut You Down)
And his opponent, from Davie, Florida and weighing 290 pounds, he is the Montego Bay Alcoholicweight Champion, TTS!

- TTS kisses the belt and hands it over to the referee. The ref barely gets the belt out of the ring, when Above Average pounces on TTS and unloads with rights to the face. TTS manages to kick AA away, but runs into a huge clothesline. AA hits a swinging neckbreaker and goes for the win early.
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TTS kicks out at 1, and then scrambles himself under the bottom rope to regroup. However he is hit by a baseball slide and is sent into the ringside barricade. AA whips TTS into the ring apron, and hits a few chops to the chest, before rolling him back into the ring.

- AA hits a European uppercut, which sends TTS into the corner. He snapmares TTS over and hits a low running clothesline.
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TTS kicks out. AA tries to get TTS into the Dragon Sleeper, but TTS gets himself to the ropes, and demands that the referee forces AA off of him. TTS takes advantage and hits a leg lariat.

- TTS hits a DDT, and then locks in a camel clutch. He lands a few crossfaces, and tries to wrench it in. Eventually, AA reaches the ropes. TTS chokes AA with his boot, picks him up and hits a big belly to belly suplex.
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Kick out! TTS puts AA in a chinlock, which is countered into a back suplex. This time AA goes for the submission win, putting TTS into a bow an arrow position. AA readjusts and tries for the crossface chicken wing, but again TTS reaches the ropes. AA hits a bridging German suplex.
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TTS just about kicks out. AA then hits a sit out powerbomb!
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Again, TTS kicks out! AA waits for him to get to his feet, and goes for the superkick, but TTS ducks it, and then manages to hit a discus clothesline.

- TTS hits a lifting DDT, and then gets on the top rope and taunts the crowd. He takes too much time, and AA meets him at the top rope. AA goes for a superplex, but TTS counters it in mid-air and lands in a crossbody position.
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2.8! TTS scoops AA into the fireman's carry position, but AA counters with knees to the head. AA attempts the superkick, but TTS ducks it and hits the Pile Up out of nowhere!
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AA gets his foot on the rope at the last possible second! TTS can't believe it! TTS slides out of the ring and grabs his title belt. The referee admonishes him as he brings it back into the ring, and the two men argue. AA blindsides TTS with a forearm to the back, which sends both TTS and the referee tumbling to the ground.

- As TTS gets to his feet, he is nailed by a Superkick. AA makes the cover, but the referee is still down. AA tries to revive the referee, when ONE DOLEY NATION runs through the crowd and into the ring behind AA. He nails him with the Dolinator before sliding out of ring and making a swift exit. TTS recovers, and climbs to the top rope, before hitting the Doctor's Note on a prone AA. The referee stirs and slowly makes the count.
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Here is your winner, and STILL the Montego Bay Alcoholicweight Champion...TTS!

- TTS picks his belt up from the floor and holds it in front of Above Average's face, before leaving the ring and jawing with fans up the ramp. At the top of the ramp, Jerry Fish stops TTS.

Congratulations TTS, on your successful title defense! I’ve been asked to come out here to announce to you, and all these fans, that at Wheel of Misfortune, you will be defending that title again, when you face the man who you PROMISED a title match to a few weeks back. RELEGATE HUNTER!!!

The crowd cheers, as Relegate Hunter walks out on the stage and stares down TTS.

Huge announcement there, Jess! What a match we have just heard added to Wheel of Misfortune!

It was a tough break for Above Average, as it looked like he had it won, Gorilla. But one man’s loss is another man’s gain, and at Wheel of Misfortune, Relegate Hunter has a chance at some serious gain!

In just a few moments, Aaron Enigma will face a mystery opponent of The Sam’s choosing, but before that match, we have Fred G. Neric standing by with Aaron Enigma. Fred?


(we see Aaron Enigma getting ready for his match against The Sam’s Mystery Opponent. Fred G. Neric approaches Aaron)
Hello Aaron, just wanted to get your thoughts before your match tonight against The Sam’s Mystery Opponent.
My mystery opponent? Ok, I’ll tell you this Fred. It doesn’t matter whom The Sam sends out for me to beat. Whether it’s one of his lackeys in Corporate, or whether it’s some midget, or even if it is a member of The Story. It doesn’t matter who I face tonight. It doesn’t matter if they are big or small or tall or fat or skinny or black or white. The only thing that matters is the look on M.O.P.’s face when he see’s me kicking ass and taking names in my match tonight, because when I FINALLY get the chance to beat MOP….I will…because I will defeat anyone.
And THAT is the Story on page one.
That match is coming up next.


Aaron Enigma V. A Mystery Opponent To Be Chosen By The Sam

And we are back folks. Now coming up is a singles match between Aaron Enigma of The Story and a mystery opponent chosen by the WWCF Executive of Corporate. Jesse, you know all the backstage talk. Who has The Sam chosen to be Aaron mystery opponent?
I’ll tell you Tim, a lot of names have been thrown around backstage. And no one is sure who it could be. But I tell you right now, The Sam knows and Aaron doesn’t. And that could cost Aaron this match.
Well there is only one way to find out, lets go to the ring for introductions.

The following contest is set for one fall,
(The lights go out, “Brilliant deduction my dear Watson”, “Know Your Enemy by Rage Against the Machine” plays)
At the height of 6’3, weighing in at 256 lbs. Now residing in Chicago, Illinois. Representing The Story, this is HEAD DETECTIVE! AARON ENIGMA!!!
(Aaron makes his way trough the curtain and heads to the ring. He looks very serious. He gets in the ring wearing his coat and fedora. He is pacing back and forth)
Aaron seems very focused here tonight King.
Maybe he just saw his opponent and realised what kind of danger he is in.
I don’t think so. I think he is just focused and ready for any challenge The Sam throws at him.

And his opponent,
(The Sam steps through the curtain with Fred G. Neric, they each have a microphone)
So, you going to ask me Fred?
Ok, who is the Mystery Opponent?
Thankyou Fred, you see, I looked high and low for this opponent. I asked thousands of people for the location and was asked by many more if they were the man. And I told those people NO. Because this opponent. This is why I am the smartest man in WWCF.
What are you talking about Sam? Who is it?
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Making his way to the ring. He is my secret weapon. He is the mystery opponent. And he is the one person Aaron Enigma cannot possibly beat.
PLEASE WELCOME…
………Timmy Thomson.
(A 5 year old boy steps through the curtain wearing an “Aaron Enigma” shirt, looking almost stage frightened by the cameras and crowd as a perplexed Aaron, Fred, Tim and Jesse look on)
…what….what is this Sam?
THIS is Head Detective Aaron Enigmas #1 fan. Timmy here has all of Aarons merchandise. His t-shirts, his action figures, posters, cups, magazines, lunch boxes. You name it, Timmy has it. And just in case you were wondering, when Timmy grows up, he wants to be just like his hero, Aaron Enigma.
…this can’t be legal Sam.
Not true, due to some loopholes I found, my lawyers have come up with a c contract which will allow this match to happen. And Timmy has agreed to it. Not only will he receive a college tuition for the future, and not only will his Family receive money for whatever they want. But Timmy gets to live his dream of facing his hero, Aaron Enigma, in a match.
But I’m sure Aaron has no problem beating a 5-year-old child. I mean, he said he would beat ANYONE I throw at him. So come along Timmy, lets meet your hero.
(The Sam holds Timmy’s hand as they walk down to the ring together)
This is disgusting folks. The Sam is exploiting this young boy to….lets go to break folks….
(Commercial break)
We return to see Timmy standing in the corner as The Sam watches on from ringside. Aaron shakes his head and can’t believe what is about to happen.
The Sam calls for the bell.
Aaron and Timmy stand in the middle of the ring.
The Sam grabs a microphone.
C’MON AARON! DIDN’T YOU SAY YOU WOULD BEAT ANYONE? ARE YOU A LIAR AARON?
Timmy hugs Aaron’s legs. Aaron is about to break out in tears. Aaron gets on one knee and hands Timmy his fedora. Aaron gets up and leaves the ring before walking to the back. The Sam demands the referee starts a 10 count.
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THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH! TIMMY THOMSON!!!
The Sam gets in the ring.
Timmy, congratulations. You beat your hero. But you look sad. Are you sad Timmy?
(Timmy nods his head)
Are you sad because….Aaron is a liar? Because he said he would beat anyone and he didn’t beat you, which makes him a liar.
(Timmy nods his head)
Is Aaron the Liar your hero anymore?
(Timmy shakes his head)
Who is your new hero Timmy?
(The Sam slowly passes the microphone to Timmy)
m.o.p.
That’s right Timmy. Aaron lied to you. But M.O.P. would never lie to you. Because when M.O.P. says he will beat someone, like for example, Aaron Enigma at the next PPV, he really means it.
(The Sam hands Timmy a t-shirt with “M.O.P.” on it. Timmy puts it over his Aaron Enigma shirt)
Now c’mon Timmy. Lets go meet your hero, M.O.P.
(The Sam and Timmy leave the ring)
That is the most horrible thing I have ever seen. The Sam has manipulated that young boy and has brainwashed him like everyone else in Corporate. And now that young man hates Aaron Enigma.
Well, in all fairness Tim, Aaron did lie.
ARE YOU SAYING AARON SHOULD HAVE BEAT UP THAT YOUNG FAN!?!
I’m just saying Tim, Aaron should keep his promises like a real hero does.
Well I think Aaron is a fine, upstanding hero. He didn’t want to hurt his #1 fan. But now The Sam is playing head games with Aaron and…DAMMIT IT AIN’T RIGHT!
Relax Tim.


When we return from the break, the arena goes dark, and suddenly the opening riff of Kane’s original theme plays, and pyro goes of, and Thunderstruck hit’s over the PA system. Evil Masked wordlifeecw walks down to the ring, with the Hardcore Championship belt draped over his shoulder. Once in the ring, The Evil Masked One set’s off his pyro, and grabs a mic.

For the last three months or so, I have proudly worn THIS-*points to the Hardcore belt* and represented the WWCF as it’s Hardcore Champion. I have taken part in some crazy insane matches during that time, and I’ve beaten some really tough opponents.

Coming up, we have a Pay Per View event, entitled, Wheel of Misfortune. Every match will be determined by the spin of a wheel. Now that, I like. Because who knows what kind of a match we might get? We could see a Falls Count Anywhere Match. A Texas Bullrope Match. A Parking Lot Brawl. Maybe even my personal favorite, an Inferno TLC Match.

The crowd goes crazy at the thought of this.

Now, as a Champion, I’m used to having people challenge me. However, I’m going to do something different. I’m going to make the challenge. At Wheel of Misfortune, I have asked for, and been granted, a the match I want. Five men, one belt, and whatever stipulation the wheel lands on. And who are my four challengers, you might ask?

First up, you have The General of the Monkey Army. General, I beat you to win this belt, and you never got a rematch for it. Well, at Wheel of Misfortune, it’s your chance.

Next, a man who seems to have a personal vendetta with me, in “Evil La Parka”. Parka, you wanna attack me? You wanna try to burn me? Well buddy, you’re gonna learn the hard way. If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned.

The third challenger is someone who is more than deserving of a shot at this belt. He’s someone who epitomizes what Hardcore is all about. And most importantly, he’s someone who I am proud to call my friend, Jonathan Michaels!

The crowd cheers at the mention of Jonathan.

And the final challenger. This is someone who feels that I got lucky when I beat him. He feels that he would’ve beat me, if it wasn’t’ for ONE LITTLE MISTAKE. Well, maybe it’s true. Maybe I did get lucky. Maybe if he had finished me off sooner, instead of showboating, he would’ve beat me.

And maybe the world is flat, and babies come from the stork.

Look, you took me to the limit, and yeah, maybe it looked like you had my number a few times, but when push came to shove, you couldn’t seal the deal. And I am still Hardcore Champion. Ladies and gentlemen, the final challenger is none other than the man I beat last week, HEADBANGER MAN!!!

Those four men will have the opportunity to try and take this-*points at belt again* away from me at Wheel of Misfortune. However, don’t think that because I’m granting you a title shot, that I’m going to tone down my act when we meet. Oh no. I asked for this match so I can prove, once and for all, that I am THE premier Hardcore athlete in the WWCF today. And there’s not a man out there who can say otherwise, until they beat me for this.*points at belt once more*

EMW drops the mic and set’s off his pyro again before leaving.

What an announcement! At Wheel of Misfortune, five men will be vying for the WWCF Hardcore Championship, and who knows what kind of a match it’ll be, Jess!

This is indeed a big announcement Gorilla, but I hope Evil Masked wordlifeecw knows what he’s gotten himself into. He asked for this match, so if one of these guys wins the title, he has no one but himself to blame.

Up next, Seth Drakin’s Tournament of Honor continues!


Tournament of Honor First Round Match: Mike Corral V. grbjazzman

A bit of history behind this one, Jess. Mike Corral debuted a few weeks ago, attacking grbjazzman from behind.

Finally, three weeks later, Jazzman is getting his chance at revenge.

Let’s take it to Michael Muffer!

The following is a first round match in Seth Drakin’s Tournament of Honor, and it is to be contested under the Rules of Honor!
*Mike is Awesome*
Introducing first, from Cork, Ireland, weighing in at 217 pounds, “Fallen Dragon” Mike Corral!
*Sing Sang Sung*
And his opponent, from Fulton, New York, weighing in at 206 pounds, grbjazzman!

Jazzman and Corral lock up, and Corral immediately takes Jazzman to the mat with a single leg shoot. He quickly transitions into a headlock, but Jazzman rolls him up.
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Corral clotheslines Jazzman back to the mat, and begins working over the arm. He applies a cross armbar, which causes Jazzman to shout out in pain, but he refuses to tap. After nearly a minute in the hold, he’s able to grab the bottom rope, forcing a break. Jazzman gets to his feet, only to be met with a mafia kick. Cover.
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Corral stomps Jazzman a few times, and applies the Koji clutch. Jazzman struggles before muscling his way out of the hold. Corral goes a double underhook, but it’s blocked, and countered with a double leg takedown into a Boston crab. Corral struggles towards the ropes, and is able to latch onto the bottom one, forcing Jazzman to break the hold. Jazzman pulls Corral up and goes for the Takin’ The A Train, but Corral counters it into an STO across the knee! Cover!
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Corral can’t believe it! He pulls Jazzman up, only to floor him again with a clothesline. He then ties him up in the Tree of Woe. He goes for it… SENSATIONS FROM ABOVE!!!! COVER!!!!
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KICKOUT!!!
Corral slaps the mat in frustration. He grabs Jazzman by the hair and pulls him to his feet. He goes to whip into the corner… TAKIN’ THE A TRAIN!!!! OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! COVER!!!!
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Here is your winner, GRBJAZZMAN!!!!

What a win for the Jazzman, eh Jess?

Indeed Gorilla. But he’s not through yet. Next week, he has to take on the winner of our next match, Jonathan Michaels V. M.O.P!


Tournament of Honor First Round Match: Jonathan Michaels V. M.O.P.

"Gurren Lagann - Burning Soul!"

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the final first round match in Seth Drakin‘s Tournament of Honor, and it is being contested under the Rules Of Honor, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 232 pounds, M.O.P!

M.O.P. walks to the ring, shouting at the fans, who respond with a hearty round of boos.

Foo Fighters - D.O.A.

And his opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds, Jonathan Michaels!

Jonathan saunters to the ring, smiling at M.O.P.

The competitors enter the ring and the referee checks for weapons, satisfied, the ref calls for the opening bell.

M.O.P charges at Michaels, hitting a clothesline on Jonathan and quickly applies a one-legged Boston Crab before Jonathan can recover, but Michaels quickly escapes.

Michaels kicks M.O.P's legs out from under him and applies a Figure Four leglock, after abou 30 seconds, M.O.P rolls out of the move.

M.O.P. attempts a Belly to Belly Suplex, but Michaels counters and suplexes M.O.P., Michaels picks M.O.P. up and locks in a sleeper, M.O.P. starts to wane, but right before he passes out, Jonathan releases the hold, M.O.P falls to the ground and Michaels applies the Key Grip.

M.O.P. reaches for the ropes, but Michaels drags him away, M.O.P finally manages to roll over and kick Michaels away.

M.O.P. gets to his feet and hits a DDT on Michaels, then picks Jonathan up and locks in the Jersey Jughandle, Jonathan flails as much as possible to attempt an escape, but can't quite got away, he begins to fade and the ref checks the arm.

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On the third raise, Jonathan's arm stays up, Michaels rocks back and forth until he ends up on top of M.O.P., the ref counts.

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M.O.P. releases the hold so as to not get pinned, M.O.P and Michaels go to oppisite corners to catch their breath, M.O.P charges at michaels again and goes for a dropkick, But Jonathan grabs a Leg in midair and once again applies the Key Grip.

M.O.P tries his best to escape, but this time he can't get away and is forced to submit.

Ladies and Gentllemen, here is your winner, Jonathan Michaels!

Michaels calls for a mic.

You put up a hell of a fight, M.O.P, but it was just my night.

Jonathan extends a hand to M.O.P, who accepts the gesture.

If I may, Exit M.O.P.

Michaels raises M.O.P's arm in the air as the crowd applauds both men.

A big win for Jonathan Michaels, and a surprising show of sportsmanship from M.O.P., huh Jess?

Yes, and now we know that next week, it’ll be Tyfo V. Aaron Enigma, and grbjazzman V. Jonathan Michaels in the semifinals of the Tournament of Honor.

Fans, coming up next, our main event. Motor-Colt-Cthulhu X!


Main Event: King Motor-Colt V. Cthulhu; If Cthulhu wins, the WWCF World Title Match at Wheel of Misfortune becomes a Triple Threat Match

Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight’s main event is brought to you by WWCF Magazine, in stores next Tuesday...
Now without further ado, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and will be contested under Hardcore Rules. Which means there are No Disqualifications, No Count-out and Falls Count Anywhere.

On his way to the ring first, representing WWCF Corporate, weighing in tonight at one hundred and eighty pounds... He is The Corporate Rocker... Cthulhu!
Cthulhu comes out to boos with some faint cheers in the background. He starts flipping the fans off getting more boos.

And this opponent...

Representing The Story, weighing in tonight at two hundred and fifty-six pounds... The Story on Page One... King Colt!
Colt enters to quite the ovation, his eyes focused on Cthulhu this whole time. Colt smirks.

Colt is quite confident here, this is their tenth encounter and so far the score is 7-2 Colt's way.

But don't forget what's on the line here for Cthulhu. If he wins he gets inserted into the World Title match between Colt and the Champion LittleNaitch making it a Triple Threat.

You raise a good point, Cthulhu has alot to prove here, to prove that he has what it takes to be a main eventer.

Colt/Cthulhu X is definately one to keep an eye on.

The bell rings and Colt simply slaps Cthulhu and gives him a little smirk. Cthulhu looks down for a sec before unloading on Colt with punches. Followed by a hard irish whip, followed by a Yakuza Kick for a one count. Colt gets up and smirks again and one again slap Cthulhu. Cthulhu goes for a hard right punch, but Colt catches it and kick Cthulhu in the gut followed by a snap suplex. Colt picks Cthulhu up, but Cthulhu slaps Colt. Followed by a quick Clothesline, then another, Cthulhu then hits a Russian Leg Sweep for two. Colt springs to his feet and whips Cthulhu into the corner, followed by a running knee. Colt whips Cthulhu into the corner again, runs at him, only to stop before contact. Colt simple slaps Cthulhu once again. Cthulhu snaps and low blows Colt sending him to the ground. Cthulhu mounts Colt and starts unloading with punches. He gets up and starts stomping at Colt, Colt rolls to the outside to collect himself.

Colt walks over to the announce desk and grabs a mic, "What's a matter Cthulhu? Am I getting to you already?". Colt then calls Cthulhu to join him outside. Cthulhu happily obliges. The two start going punch for punch infront of the announce desk. Colt starts getting the upperhand, but Cthulhu rakes Colt's eyes then starts banging his head on the desk over and over. Colt pushes Cthulhu aside and grabs at TV monitor off of the desk and levels Cthulhu with it. Colt goes for the pin there, but only gets a two count. Colt picks Cthulhu up and goes for an irish whip, but Cthulhu reverses it and whips Colt right into the stairs. Cthulhu then grabs a camera mans camera and lays Colt out with it the moment Colt gets up. Cthulhu shouts "Come on production monkeys! Let's show that again!", we see a replay of the camera shot from the camera's point of view. Colt uses the stairs to get back up, Cthulhu goes for a Yakuza kick on Colt, but he rolls out of the way and Cthulhu crotches himself on the stairs. Colt then hits a reverse DDT outside for a two count.

Colt then picks up the same camera and rips off the power cable and starts strangling away at Cthulhu, the ref asks Colt to let go, but Colt doesn't listen. Colt then tosses Cthulhu away, by the neck with the cable. Colt eventually lets go and goes under the apron looking for a weapon, pulling out a table. Colt rolls in the ring and sets the table up. Colt goes to the apron to turn his attention to Cthulhu, but Cthulhu suprises him with a huge steel chair shot. Cthuhlu then lays a chair under Colt's head, he goes outside and grabs another chair and places it ontop of Colt's head. Cthulhu then climbs on the top turn buckle and signals for a flying leg drop. As he dives, Colt grabs the chair on his head and rolls away and Cthulhu crashes on the chair. As he sits in pain, Colt wallops him with the other steel chair. For a two count.

Colt then sets up the chair ontop of the set up table. He attempts to climb on top, but Cthulhu grabs onto Colt's leg and drags him down, making Colt smash his face right on the chair. Colt is bleeding. Cthulhu uses this time to roll out of the ring and look under the apron, pulling out a Kendo Stick. He throws it in the ring and rolls in there. He starts caning Colt over and over again until Colt has to roll out of the ring. Colt goes to climb back in only to be met with a full force shot by the Kendo Stick. Collapsing on the hard ground. Colt uses the announce table to get back up but Cthulhu dives at him with an amazing plancha sending both men through the announce table. Both men are down. Both men work their way to their feet, going punch for punch with Cthulhu getting the upper hand over the woozy Colt. Cthulhu runs at Colt, but Colt his a leg sweep, tripping Cthulhu up making him crash face first into the apron. Colt then reaches under the ring and pulls out a roll of barbed wire. He rolls in the ring and starts wrapping the table up in barbed wire. He then uses the barbed wire to wrap up a chair in barbed wire.

Cthulhu tries to climb back into the ring but Colt blasts him in the head with the barbed wire chair. Busting Cthulhu wide open. Colt then collapses.

My god Tim, this is total carnage!

Something tells me these guys have even more brutality in store…

Colt then rolls outside with the barbed chair in hand. He goes to swing it at Cthuhlu, but he rolls out of the way. And the momentum of the swing makes Colt lose ballance. Colt turns around, to be met with a smash over the head with Cthulhu's guitar. Cthulhu rolls back in the ring to collect himself. Colt also fights his way onto the apron. Cthulhu quick climbs the table, then on to the chair on the tables and attempts to dive onto Colt, but Colt catches him with a Stun Gun on the ropes, Cthulhu staggers and bumps into the barbed wire table and grabs his back in agony. Colt works his way into the ring and the two start going punch for punch, in line with the table. Colt attempts to hit The Story on Page One on Cthulhu, but Cthulhu wriggle out of it. He then attempts The Corporate Rock Drop, his own version of the move on Colt, but Colt wriggle out. Cthulhu goes for it again and Colt again powers out. This time Cthulhu low blows Colt, Colt collapses and Cthulhu is able to his the Rock Drop through the Barbed Wire Table. He goes for the pin.

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Here is your winner, Cthulhu!

That was one of the most violent matches I've think I've ever seen Tim.

You said it Jesse, both men went about and beyond and gave alot of blood for a contest. And not only that but with this win, Cthulhu has cemented his spot in the Triple Threat for the World Title.

He proved the doubters wrong tonight. Cthulhu proved it to everyone that he is a main eventer.

ou can say what you want about the Colt/Cthulhu score card. No one can deny that Colt/Cthulhu X... was Cthulhu's night.

That's all the time we have for tonight, thank you and see you again next week!



Match writing credits for this week: The Sam, Evil M, Aaron Enigma, Viva Los Bio Dome, Headbanger Man, Jonathan Michaels, and Motor-Colt.