Monday, November 24, 2008

Night Of The Wrestling Zombies Results



Night of the Wrestling Zombies - October 27, 2008

Starshine V. A Mystery Opponent

Synopsis: Starshine came out first and waited for his opponent. Demonic organ music played, signaling the arrival of the Zombie. The Zombie starts by sinking his teeth into Starshine. Starshine retaliates by hitting the Zombie with a Singapore Cane. The Zombie came back with a big back body drop. Starshine hit a shining wizard, but the Zombie responded with a nut bite, and finished of Starshine with the Thriller.

Winner: The Zombie

Mystery Halloween Costume Battle Royal For Contendership For The Forum Championship
Winnie The Pooh V. King Kong V. Black Tiger V. La Parka V. Beetlejuice V. General Aldo V. Cobra Commander V. Pyramid Head V. Captain America V. Grim

Synopsis: This match was just plain fun! 10 WWCF Superstars dressed up as their favorite characters for this Halloween-themed battle royal. Cobra Commander worked over Grim, while Captain America battled Black Tiger. The first elimination came when King Kong dumped Pyramid Head over the top rope. Winnie the Pooh was eliminated next, courtesy of La Parka. Black Tiger was able to rid the ring of Captain America after several minutes of fighting by the ropes. Grim and Beetlejuice worked together to eliminate General Aldo. Beetlejuice then grabbed Grim and tossed him out as well. King Kong tossed out Black Tiger, followed by Cobra Commander. Kong and La Parka then double teamed Beetlejuice to get him out, making it 1-on-1. Kong hit La Parka with a stiff jungle kick, followed by some slaps to the chest. La Parka tried mounting a comeback, hit a hurricanrana, and following that with a back body splash. Kong was able to catch La Parka, however, and won it with a gorilla press slam.

Winner: King Kong

G. Neric came out to reveal the identities of the participants.

Up first, Pyramid Head, who was actually… *Pyramid Head unmasks, revealing…* Koda! Next, we have Winnie the Pooh, or should I say… *Pooh unmasks* Starshine! Now we have Captain America, better known as… *Captain America takes off his mask* Square!

Get it? I’m English! Lol.

Next, we come to General Aldo, who you all know as… *Aldo unmasks* The General of the Monkey Army! Now we have Grim. *Grim pulls down his hood* Ladies and gentlemen, Disco Stu! Next, Black Tiger, who is more famous as… *Black Tiger undoes his mask* Cthulhu! Now we have Cobra Commander. We’ll be seeing him in action later tonight, under his real name… *Cobra Commander removes his helmet* MiLo Duck! Up next, Beetlejuice! We all know him, and love him as… *Beetlejuice pulls a Kane Mask out of his pocket and puts it on* Evil Masked wordlifeecw! Now we come to La Parka… *La Parka whispers something to D-Dayve* Um… ladies and gentlemen, La Parka would like to keep his identity a secret for the time being.

So that leaves us with the winner, King Kong. Ladies and gentlemen, LEGION!!! *Legion takes off the King Kong mask* Ladies and gentlemen, the participants of the first ever Mystery Halloween Costume Battle Royal! Let’s give them a big hand!

Madman Szalinski’s Retirement Match
One Doley Nation V. Madman Szalinski

Synopsis: Doley started off with some clotheslines on Madman, but Madman came back with a Polish Hammer.

*The camera cut’s backstage, where we see Above Average hit Cthulhu with a chair, capturing the WWCF 24/1 Hardcore Championship*

Madman starts putting together some chain counters, but Doley stops him dead in his tracks with a Death Valley Driver. Doley then followed up with a power slam. Madman fought back, hitting a diving axe handle, but as he ran the ropes, Doley caught him with a big boot, winning the match.

Winner: One Doley Nation

The crowd gave Madman a standing ovation, as Above Average and several other superstars came out on the ramp and applauded the now-retired Superstar.

*Motor-Colt is seen murmoring to himself, Above Average approaches him to talk to him and see if he's ok, but Motor-Colt doesn't respond. G. Neric asks Above Average what's been going on with Motor-Colt, all Above Average knows is he hasn't been the same since wordlifeecw was attacked.*

Phantom Of The Opera Match For The WWCF Not-So-Heavyweight Championship
TromboneMan w/ TheSam08 V. Motor-Colt [c]

Synopsis(this is the summary Motor-Colt wrote for the match): Mr. D-Day Dave makes his way out to the ring as the special ring announcer.

The following contest is the Phantom of the Opera Match and it is for the Not-So-Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, he is the champion... Motor-Colt!

Motor-Colt’s music plays, but Motor-Colt is nowhere to be seen.

Uhh ok then, well next his opponent, TromboneMan!

TromboneMan and The Sam08 come out and enter the ring, The Sam looks very nervous about this whole ordeal. They stand there waiting to see what happens with Motor-Colt. After a while Motor-Colt burst from the crowd and immediately levels TromboneMan with his trombone and they begin to brawl, it immediate spills to outside. Motor-Colt goes to get a chair, but The Sam08 takes it from him, Motor-Colt begins to chase The Sam, but TromboneMan takes advantage with a hard clothesline. TM starts to mock Colt, but Colt gets up and slaps TM and follows up with a swinging neckbreaker on the hard floor. He goes for The Story on Page One, but The Sam chop blocks him mid-move and TM follows up with a reverse DDT.

The two members of the Family start hammering away at Motor-Colt, but out of nowhere Above Average jumps in from the crowd to take out The Sam08, evening the odds. Above Average then smashes TM with the chair. Motor-Colt then looks under the ring and finds a steel chain, which he uses to whip TM. Above Average then decks The Sam with the chair.

Seth appears from behind and attacks Above Average with his cane taking him down, this makes a long enough distraction from TromboneMan to hit a German Suplex on Motor-Colt and he then takes the chain and whips Motor-Colt with it. Motor-Colt eventually rolls out of the way and the two men begind brawling up the ramp and into the backstage area. The Sam08 and Seth start the chase them to the back, but Kane's ramp pyro goes off, blocking their path. wordlifeecw laughs over the PA.

TM goes to whip Colt again with the chain, but Colt grabs it and uses it to fling TM to the wall and through a door to the kitchen area. Colt goes in there after him and he find a lead pipe. He swings the pipe and TM, but he rolls out of the way and begins to run off. Colt chases him. Colt catches up and trips TM with the pipe. He then swings it down on him, beating him. He drops the pipe and takes the chain and wraps it around his fist, he mounts TM and begins to punch away at his face, busting him wide open. Colt starts to head towards the boiler room dragging TM. Before they get in there. TM low blows Colt, grabs the nearest fire extinguisher and sprays it in his face before leveling him with it. TM picks Colt up and hits a snap DDT onto the hard floor. TM picks him up again and goes for a delayed suplex, then hits The Story on Page One (Colt's finisher) on Colt himself. But TM landed on the Fire Extinguisher and both are down. They struggle to their feet and they start going blow for blow with the Boiler Room in their sights. Colt starts to get the upper hand, but TM reaches into his pocket and throws a wad of sand in Colt's eyes.

TM is a bloody mess at this point.

Trombone and Colt are staggering through the hallways. TromboneMan tips over a crate of tubas and french horns blocking Motor Colt for a short while, Trombone makes his way into the boiler room. Colt himself is now bleeding and he falls to a knee. TM is getting closer but he is too worn out and he collapses.

Colt eventually gets in the Boiler Room and he can see TM is near the end, but crawling due to his loss of blood. Colt staggers towards him, once TM sees these he tries to go faster, but to no avail, so instead he makes it to his feet to stand and fight. They start brawling again going punch for punch, with them also throwing eachother to the sides into the pipes and water heaters. They eventually make it to the glass box with the mask, and both men are covered in blood. Trombone Man pulls a Trombone out of nowhere and smacks Colt with it, he grabs the glass box on goes to drop it, but Colt catches it and puts it down. But he is very out of it.

TM pulls the groggy Colt up and attempts another Story on Page One, but he is too worn out and can't hold him up in the suplex, Colt capitalises, holds on and locks on a Standing Dragon Sleeper and rolls it into the Final Thought (Dragon Clutch) and wrenches TromboneMan in the hold, TM is tapping out but to no avail. He is about to pass out... until...

Tyfo and Littlenaitch run in from the sides (they had been hiding in the boiler room the whole time) and boot/punch Colt, makign him break the hold. Tyfo then picks up the glass box and he smashes it over Colt's head, shattering it, glass everyone, even all over Colt. Colt is out and bleeding beyond profusely. Tyfo and Littlenaitch help TM to his feet and pass him the Phantom mask, TM dons it on Motor-Colt and there we have it.

D-Day: "The Winner of the match, and NEW Not-So-Heavyweight Champion... TromboneMan!"

The Family help TromboneMan out of the boiler room, cheering, and head off to celebrate, leaving Motor-Colt all by himself. Motor-Colt tries to get to his feet but he is too hurt and he falls back down. Above Average runs down to help him up, another hand reaches out to Colt to help him up, but his face isn't shown.

Standing ovation for both men involved...

Winner: TromboneMan

Afterwards, G. Neric runs up to TheSam08 Family.

The Sam, Trombone how does it feel winning the Not-So-Heavyweight title once again?
THIS FEELS FANTASTIC! We overcame everyone’s expectations and TromboneMan walked away like a true winner. And Motor-Colt, sorry about your damn luck.
And this is only the start of the Family's revival here tonight. SWC will walk away the tag Team champions and tonight The Family will be tearing up Downtown Parts Unknown ALL NIGHT LONG! WOO!

Back to you at ringside.

Last Man Standing Match For Contendership For The WWCF World Heavyweight Championship
The Tank V. Your Uncle Seth Drakin

Synopsis: Seth starts by hitting The Tank with the kitchen sink. Tank fights back with a series of rights that staggers Seth. Seth shakes it off and starts choking Tank with his chain. The referee starts the 10 count, but Tank is up at 4. Seth hit’s a DDT, but Tank gets up at 5. Tank then hit a Cactus Shot. Seth is up at 5. Tank set up a table and hit’s a Steamroller on Seth, driving him through the table. Seth is up at 6. Seth and Tank fight out to ringside. Tank throws Seth on top of the announce table and gets up on the table with him. Tank sets up for the Shoutan, but Seth low blowed Tank, and hit the End of the Story, driving Tank through the table. The referee counts, and Tank fails to get up at 10.

Winner: Your Uncle Seth Drakin

*Seth has his cane now and puts a top hat on. He then starts dancing and singing.*

Seth: Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! Send me your kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me honey you'll lose me then you'll be left alone, oh baby telephone and tell me I'm your own!

Trick or Treat Match For The WWCF Forum Championship
Above Average V. j.d. [c]

Synopsis: Four bags were hung on a pole in each corner of the ring. In three of the bags were seemingly harmless items, while one bag had a deadly instrument of destruction inside. j.d. started off hitting a lariat on Above Average. He quickly climbed one of the poles, reached into the bag and pulled out… a signed 8X10 of TheSam08. j.d. used the picture to cut Above Average’s forehead, drawing blood. Above Average fought back, hitting the super kick. With j.d. down, Above Average climbed one of the poles and retrieved… A PICTURE OF SCOTT HALL!!! Above Average hit j.d. with the beautifully framed photograph. Above Average went for another bag, but j.d. pulled him down and climbed up himself and reached into the bag. He quickly pulled back his hand, revealing a mousetrap caught on his finger. J.d. pulled the mousetrap off and smacked Above Average with it. He then climbed up for the final bag and pulled out… a copy of Chyna’s Playboy. While j.d. was distracted with the magazine, Above Average crotched him on the top rope. Above Average then tossed j.d. to the outside and threw him into the steel steps. The steps were moved out of place, revealing a box. j.d. opened the box, revealing a bucket of KFC. He pulled the lid off of the bucket, revealing… another box. He then opened that box, causing confetti to spill out. A pair of brass knuckles also fell out of the box. j.d. used the knuckles to punch Abover Average, knocking him down with one blow. More boxes began falling from the ceiling. Above Average reached under the ring and pulled out… a box. He opened it up, revealing a table. As Above Average set up the table in the ring, one of the boxes opened on it’s own. An old man jumped out, yelling “FREEDOM!!!” before running off. As the crowd began a “This is awesome!” chant, some druids wheeled a casket to ringside. Back in the ring, Above Average power bombed j.d. through the table and makes the pin, winning the Forum Championship.

Winner: Above Average(New WWCF Forum Champion)

WWCF World Tag Team Championship Match
The Southwest Connection w/ TheSam08 V. Justice and Providence [c]

Synopsis: Tyfo and Justice began the match, exchanging punches and knife-edge chops. Tyfo tagged Naitch in, and they hit a double team vertical suplex on Justice. The Connection continued on like this, making quick tags and hitting high impact double team moves during the early part of the match. Justice finally taggged in Cthulhu who cleaned house, before locking Naitch in a sleeper. TheSam08 jumped on the ring apron, distracting Cthulhu. Tyfo came up behind him and locked in a sleeper of his own. Justice came in and broke the sleepers, and all four men went at it. Tyfo and Naitch hit a pair of double clotheslines on their opponents. Seth Drakin cames out with his cane and joined the announcer's desk to provide some commentary. He talks briefly, before leaving the announcer's desk for a second and distracting littlenaitch while Cthulhu hits him with a clothesline. He then went back to the announcer's desk. The four went at it or a while, when Evil Masked wordlifeecw’s music played and his pyro went off, stopping the action. As the Connection and the NWC prepared for the Evil Masked One, the lights went out. They came back on seconds later, and wordlifeecw was standing behind them. Cthulhu and Justice spotted him first and shoved Naitch and Tyfo torward wodlifeecw. He choke slammed the Connection, but was attacked by Providence and Justice. The hits didn’t phase him as he delivered another pair of choke slams to the champions. With all four men down, wordlifeecw rolled to the outside and head towards the announce table, where Seth was sitting. As Seth started to stand up, the Evil Masked One grabbed him and choke slammed him through the table, before turning his attention to TheSam. TheSam started to run away, but wordlifeecw caught him and held him by the throat. TheSam began begging for mercy, and wordlifeecw released his grip. TheSam breathed a sigh of relief, when wordlifeecw picked him up and Tombstoned him on the ramp. Wordlifeecw surveyed the damage, before placing a replica of his mask over TheSam’s face. He set off his pyro one more time and left. As TheSam was stretchered out, Tyfo slowly crawled over and pinned Justice, capturing the Tag Team Titles.

Winners: The Southwest Connection(New WWCF World Tag Team Champions)

Chamber of Horrors Match For The WWCF World Heavyweight Championship
MiLo Duck V. John S. Amigo [c]

Synopsis: This match took place inside a giant, weapon filled cage, with an electric chair in the center of the ring. The object was to place your opponent in the electric chair and pull the switch. Amigo and MiLo squared off in the center of the ring. Amigo shoved MiLo, and MiLo shoved him back. Amigo went for a slap, but MiLo blocked it and tossed Amigo to the outside, where he threw Amigo into the side of the cage and raked his face across it, drawing blood. A camera caught Seth Drakin watching the match from the back, as Amigo hit the three amigos on MiLo. The casket at ringside begian shaking, as MiLo went to town on Amigo with a kendo stick. With the champion reeling, MiLo grabbed a barbed wire baseball bat from ringside and started removing the barbed wire. Amigo tried to fight back, but MiLo cracked him with the bat. He then took the wire and wrapped it around Amigo’s throat, and proceeded to execute an extremely dangerous variation of the big swing. With Amigo lying in bloody heap on the mat, MiLo delivered a Quackerjack before placing Amigo in the electric chair. MiLo walked over to the switch, which was already in the on position. He pulled it up to off, before flipping it to on again, frying Amigo and capturing the WWCF Championship.

Winner: MiLo Duck(New WWCF Champion)

*As MiLo Duck is celebrating in the ring, music hits and out comes…


stevierichardsfan babyface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

steviefan gets in MiLo's face and starts trash-talking him. He slaps MiLo right across the face and then gets on the mic*

That is for all the abuse I took one day from the WWCF roster. I take it out on the new World Champ!

*MiLo gets mad and is about to punch out steviefan when all of a sudden the Casket that was rolled out earlier in the night opens up and out comes…


THE COSTUMED LA PARKA FROM THE HALLOWEEN BATTLE ROYAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*La Parka has a chair in hand and takes out MiLo Duck from behind with it right before MiLo Duck can punch steviefan*

Let me introduce you all to my new bodyguard! This masked La Parka is...

*steviefan puts his hand on the mask ready to pull it off and it is…


steviefan pulls his hand away real quick without taking off the mask*

...this masked La Parka is none of your business!!!! He shall wear this outfit and protect me for as long as we see fit!!! I shall act as his manager and he will single handily take revenge upon the WWCF roster for what they did to me!

steviefan- Next week on Monday NiteRaw we are putting out an open challenge to anyone who wants to face this man in the ring!!!

*Night Of The Wrestling Zombies fades to black as steviefan and the mysterious masked La Parka stand over the lifeless MiLo Duck*

Once again, I took all the roleplays and promos from the show and put them together. The only exception is the Phantom of the Opera match, which was posted by Motor-Colt after the show.

Gookermania 1 - September 29, 2008



GookerMania 1 Results
Monday September 29, 2008

Money in the Bank-On-A-Pole Match
Buggy The Clown V. MolotovMocktail V. Koda89 V. TAFKA Above Average V. Legion V. Madman Szalinski V. Disco Stu V. Starshine V. D-Lirious 2 V. RX-78-2 V. TromboneMan V. Ravishing Rob Rude

Synopsis: This match was a human train wreck- in a good way! All 12 men battled it out, trying to eliminate each other, so that one could climb the pole and retrieve the briefcase. Legion and Above Average, former partners in N00clear Heatz111!! worked together to eliminate Ravishing Rob Rude early in the match. Koda and Disco Stu, the dark horses of the WWCF formed their own alliance, eliminating D-Lirious 2. TromboneMan relied on the assistance of the Sam08 Family, who were at ringside. With their help, TromboneMan was able to eliminate MolotovMocktail. Legion and Above Average formed a temporary alliance with TromboneMan to pick off Disco Stu and Koda. While TromboneMan kept Koda busy, Legion tossed Stu over the top rope, taking him out of the contest. TromboneMan then targeted Madman Szalinski, hitting the C Note before dumping him to the floor. Buggy The Clown, who had been hiding under the ring for most of the match, snuck back in the ring and dumped Starshine out. Buggy then tossed RX-78-2 out. Legion and Above Average worked together to get rid of Koda. TromboneMan then eliminated Buggy, bringing it down to TromboneMan, Legion, and Above Average. TromboneMan took the advantage early on, with help from the Southwest Connection, who entered the ring and hit Legion and Above Average with chairs. However, once the referee sent Tyfo and LittleNaitch to the back, Above Average was able to rally, hitting a dropkick on Legion, sending his former partner to the floor. Above Average and TromboneMan then made their way up opposite sides of the pole at the same time. Just as Above Average was about to grab the briefcase, TromboneMan grabbed his trombone and slammed it against Above Average’s head, knocking him to the mat. TromboneMan then easily reached up and grabbed the briefcase, becoming the 2008 Money in the Bank winner.

Winner: TromboneMan

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Good Housekeeping Match
General of the Monkey Army V. Your Uncle Seth Drakin

Synopsis: The ring crew brought out the household appliances as Seth and the General made their entrances. Seth Drakin showed his proficiency with the household weapons early on, clobbering the General with a broom. Above Average, however was still at ringside from the previous match. As he exited, he grabbed the kitchen sink and hit a good shot to Seth’s head, rattling the host of “Uncle Seth’s Neighborhood.” Seth was able to regain his bearings, however, and press a hot iron against the back of the General. With the General writhing in pain, Seth delivered one final shot with his trusty crowbar and scored the pinfall.

Winner: Your Uncle Seth Drakin
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TLC Inferno Match
Evil Masked wordlifeecw V. LittleNaitch V. Motor-Colt

Synopsis: LittleNaitch started things off by grabbing a ladder from ringside and using it to lay out both of his opponents. The Evil Masked One, however, simply shrugged off the blow and downed Naitch with a single throat thrust. He then set up the ladder and delivered a flying clothesline to both men. Wordlifeecw then knocked both men to the outside and hit a spectacular springboard plancha onto both of them. Wordlifeecw grabbed Colt and tossed him into the ring, but LittleNaitch slowed the Evil Masked One temporarily with a poke to the eyes. Colt used the opportunity to climb the ladder and retrieve the blowtorch. He then used it to SET THE LADDER ON FIRE!!! wordlifeecw and Little Naitch returned to the ring, where wordlifeecw was somehow able to hit a double big boot to his opponents. As Naitch got up, wordlifeecw knocked him back down again with a chairshot. However, as he turned around, Motor-Colt dropkicked wordlifeecw, knocking him into the burning ladder, but the Evil Masked One surprisingly did not catch on fire. Naitch recovered from the chairshot and began brawling with Motor-Colt. wordlifeecw used the opportunity to place the still-burning ladder around his neck and whirlybird it into both his adversaries. He then grabbed the blowtorch and lit a table on fire. The Evil Masked One then chokeslammed Motor-Colt through the table, winning the match.

Winner: Evil Masked wordlifeecw

*Following the match, a staff member ran down and sprayed Motor-Colt with a fire extinguisher. As this happened, LittleNaitch rolled back in the ring and grabbed the blowtorch. He snuck up behind wordlifeecw and clocked him with it, then used the torch to light the Evil Masked One on fire. The staff member quickly sprayed wordlifeecw with the fire extinguisher, as EMTs ran down to tend to both Motor-Colt and wordlifeecw*
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Death Match For The Undisputed 24/1 WWCF Hardcore Championship
Tyfo [c] V. The REAL Hardcore Champion The Tank

Synopsis: At the start of the match, Above Average again made his presence felt, running out and hitting Tyfo with a Singapore cane. As Above Average left, The Tank went to work on Tyfo, hitting an inverted poke on the champion. However, LittleNaitch ran out and caught The Tank off guard with a devastating DDT! The Tank rallied, knocking Tyfo back with a chairshot. He then followed up with another shot with the Singapore cane that Above Average left in the ring. Tyfo recovered and hit The Tank with a garbage can. He then tossed a chair at The Tank. Tank caught it, but Tyfo quickly spin kicked the chair into the Tank’s face. As the match was still going on, Madman Szalinski made his way to the ringside and made the following speech.

Ladies and gentlemen...welcome to GookerMania.

Now, you might say I've had a pretty successful career here in the WWCF. Runner-up in the massive Battle Royal, the semifinals of the World Title tournament. I may not have done anything special, and I really don't have any friends...but I went a lot further than expected.

As much as I have wanted to continue on, and maybe one day attain a championship...there is a world outside of this great little place, and it kicks my ass up and down, side to side, diagonal, and counter clockwise. I believe now, on the biggest stage of all, is the time to announce that I, Madman Szalinski, am retiring from active competition here.

My humor and postiive attitude are detriments to my competitiveness. I'm not a bad guy and I'm not the kind of person who can talk trash and be confident in my superiority over the rest of the roster, no matter how I try. The truth is, it's a major deviation from who I am and what I try to do to go around smacking people upside the head with a Super Nintendo, or torturing people with synapse-blasting Miley Cyrus music.

What I would like to do, is play to my strengths as a friendly funny guy. Starting today, I am putting my name in the hat to become WWCF's official Mic Stand slash Special Commentator. Need someone to interview you? I will gladly be the Kevin Kelly or Jonathan Coachman to your Rock. Does a certain match need some extra commentator power? I look good in a headset. Or, would you just like a cyan companion? I'm here for you, folks.

Thank you to everyone who supported me. Thank you to everyone who competed with me. And hell, thank you to everyone who thinks I'm annoying and ignorant. Whether you let me leave with chants of "please don't go" or "na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" my time here as a competitor was a good one and I hope I have some more good times as the official Mic Stand of WWCF.

Now, someone hit my music!

As “Skinhead Skinhead,“ (Madman’s theme) started to play over the PA system, Tyfo hit Madman in the back of the head with a brick. This allowed Tank a chance to recover and hit the LARIAT-O!!! on the champion. As EMTs escorted Madman to the back, Tyfo stood up and grabbed the microphone.

You know what, I'm here to be part of the very best Tag Team in the world, The Southwest Connection. We have a Tag Team Championship match on PPV next month. I don't need the Hardcore division and I don't need it's title.

*Tyfo blasts Tank with the belt, then drops it on top of him and walks away*

I forfeit, he can have it.

Winner: The Tank(New Undisputed Hardcore Champion)
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TromboneWeight Championship Match
El Senor V. TromboneMan [c]

Synopsis: *A scale is set in the middle of the ring with the words "Tromboneweight Sclaes" written on it*

The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the Tromboneweight Championship!

Making his way to the ring, accompanied by his manager, The Sam08. Weighing in at 255 lb and 6 ounces, and the NEW money in the bank winner, TromboneMan!

First off, WOOO! WE'RE THE MITB WINNER! WE DID IT! WOOOOO!!!!
Now, who is man enough to dare take on TromboneMan for the greatest title in WWCF history? Who is the first opponent dare you ask? Well get ready, history is about to be made.

*a short, fat man wearing a mask and cape comes from behind the curtain*

Making his way to the ring! From Mexico, he's a champion in every promotion he's been in! He's the heart of Mexico, El Senor! Now, El Senor. Please step on these scales.

*El Senor steps on the scales. *The Sam looks at the weight*

Meh, I guess he's the right weight limit. Ok, ring the bell.

*ding-ding*

*El Senor turns around. He's about ready to lock up with TromboneMan. The Sam08 then wacks el Senor with the Title belt. TromboneMan lists up El Senor and hits the C Note on El Senor. He places one foot on El Senor’s chest for the 1 - 2 - 3*

The winner and STILL TROMBONEWEIGHT CHAMPION! TROMBONEMAN!!!

Winner: TromboneMan(Still TromboneWeight Champion)
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WWCF Forum Championship Match
One Doley Nation V. j.d. [c]

Synopsis: Doley started with a chlothsline, right off the bat. j.d’s response was to lock in an armbar. J.d. then sent Doley into the ropes and caught him off the rebound with a back body drop. The Forum Champion then layed into his opponent with a series of hard shots the kidneys. He followed that up with a dropkick, then a kick to the groin area when the referee wasn‘t looking. j.d then hit the Delayed Inverted DDT to pick up the win.

Winner: j.d.(Still WWCF Forum Champion)
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*Backstage, wordlifeecw walks into the trainer's room, where The Tank is being tended to*

"So, you too, huh? This Sam08 Family thing has gotten out of hand. We beat them fair and square, but they had to get the last word in. And TromboneMan winning MitB? Disgraceful.

Now, we're not friends. We're two different people, but still. Some of wrestling's greatest alliances were polar opposites. I'm not looking for a tag team partner, or even anything, but there is strength in numbers. Just think about it."

*Leaves, and heads toward TAFKA's locker room. Enters*

"Look, I just talked to The Tank, and I'll tell you what I told him. The Sam08 Family has gotten out of control. Remember, there's strength in numbers. Think about it."

*Exits*

*Seth is backstage smiling with his Neighborhood Watch surrounding him.*

Well....it seems that General was not as good as I am at keeping a house clean. I proved that tonight by beating that man in a Good House Keeping Match. Also....congrats to Tank on winning the Hardcore Title. You see, Tank is a man who has ducked every non-verbal cue that I want a match with him. Now I'm sure you may be asking would the Hardcore Title be on the line? That is just too savage for a guy like myself. You see all I want to do is beat him. Beat him and prove who the better man is. No interference.....no excuses. But I guess Tank isn't much of a man then, is he???

And TAFKA, I would suggest you watch your back over the next few weeks because you never know when that kitchen sink you hit me with may come back to find its user.

Now that is all, Mr. Camera Man. You may want to leave right now or I can have my Neighborhood Watch remove you themselves. I am sure they won't mind if they do have to remove you from my sight.

*The camera man gets the hint and leaves.*
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WWCF World Tag Team Championship Match
Providence and Justice V. Stryker Duck Silence [c]

Synopsis: MiLo and Stryker started off strong, whipping Justice into the ropes and hitting a spinebuster-like move on him. However, TheSam08 ran down to the ring. Stryker saw him and gave chase, leaving MiLo to fend for himself. Providence and Justice picked up MiLo and delivered a whiplash. Justice then distracted the referee, allowing Providence to hit MiLo with his chain. Providence and Justice then hit the Shining Impact to capture the titles.

Winners: Providence and Justice(New WWCF World Tag Team Champions)
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*Camera cuts to The Tank in the garage, walking past cars*

*pant* *pant* Tyfo, you pathetic little bitch. The Tank would've beaten you anyway, but instead you walk away like a little bitch. Now, The Tank had plans when he had beaten you, but since you ran off like a pussy, The Tank's had to change his plans. He's had to re-think things. And, he's realized that either way, win or loss, he's realized something important:

That this...

*holds up the REAL Hardcore Championship and the WWCF Hardcore Championship*

....is a worthless piece of S***!

*The Tank throws both titles into a dumpster, then throws gasoline tanks into the dumpster.*

The Tank is a main-event talent. The Tank is a living legend. The Tank is an ICON! He's the jabroni-trashin', clownass-thrashin', bitch-hangin' ho-bangin', one of a kind, oft maligned, gangsta lean annihilation machine!!! And he doesn't need to be wasting his time on worthless s*** like this god-damned garbagecore belt!!!

*The Tank produces a lighter*

As of right now, the WWCF Hardcore Championship is officially vacant.

*The Tank throws the lighter into the dumpster. A glorious blaze rises from the dumpster*

D-Dayve, The Tank reques....no, DEMANDS a shot at the winner of the Bob-Amigo match. And, D-Dayve, if you refuse to give The Tank this match, he's fine with that. Because he's sure that his good friend John S. Amigo will be more than willing to give his ol' buddy The Tank a title shot. Won't ya, Johnny?

*The Tank removes his sunglasses*

And whoever ends up winning the new WWCF Hardcore Championship, whoever ends up holding that unified belt next week...you leave The Tank the hell alone. He's done with the Hardcore Title.

*The Tank jumps into his '09 'Vette and drives off*

*Seth is seen watching Tank's promo*

Once again, Tank is ducking a challenge. Now I gave him a verbal challenge and yet he ignores me again. You see, The Tank has proven once again how much of a man he isn't.

Tank, I have challenged you over and over again yet you have ducked me every single time so now I am going to say this point blank. No....it isnt that old Ric Flair saying "To be the man, you have to beat the man" because I am obviously not the man or world champion. But here is my version. To be the man, you have to first act like a man and you have shown time in and time out that you can't be a man......since you have NO BALLS.

So I want to make this clear to the boss. If Tank is going to face anyone, it is going to be me. If he wants to become the World Champion, he will have to go through me......and when he does face me, I will beat him and he will be like where those two titles are right now.....burning in a garbage can.

*In the General’s locker room*

It takes a man to say he is defeated and Uncle Seth you are the better man. Sure you did use a crowbar and last time I checked they don't use a crowbar in the kitchen. I may have lost, but take note WWCF, The General will go to war with anyone. I have a little surprise for all of you next week. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*Fancy satellite cameras show The Tank watching Seth's promo on a TV in his 'Vette's dashboard. The Tank slams on the breaks. The two cars behind him crash into each other.*

Okay, THAT'S IT, SETH!

YOU WANT THE TANK, YOU'RE GETTIN' THE TANK!!!

YOU AND ME, SETH! NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES! NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP FOR THE WORLD TITLE!!!

*The Tank speeds off again, avoiding the crash easily.*
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WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Final
John S. Amigo V. Bob Schlapowitz

Synopsis: The match began with Amigo and Bob showing off some very impressive chain-wrestling, with Amigo gaining the advantage. Amigo knocked Bob to the mat, and climbed the ropes. As Bob got to his feet, Amigo knocked him back down again with a double axe handle. He followed that up with a lariat, and then a hurricanrana. Amigo then hit the Flying Burrito on his opponent. At this point, wordlifeecw came out to the ring and distracted Amigo. While Amigo and wordlifeecw argued, Bob charged, but Amigo saw him and moved, causing Bob to crash into wordlifeecw. Amigo quickly spun Bob around and hit the Mighty Dick Punch For Great Justice to become the first WWCF Champion.

Winner: John S. Amigo(New WWCF World Heavyweight Champion)

*As Amigo celebrates, wordlifeecw climbs into the ring and Chokeslams the new champion*

"I've been warning you. I've told you I'd be coming after you, and that it would happen when you least expected it. Granted, I had hoped to cost you the match, but it was not in the cards. Regardless, you now have to make a decision. I challenged the winner of the tournament to a NON-TITLE match on NiteRaw. If you're a true champion you'll accept this challenge, with an added stipulation- if I beat you, I gain entry into the Chamber of Horrors match. Sound good?"

*wordlifeecw then returns to the back*

*Amigo gets to his feet*

You want a match, bucko? All you had to do was say "Please". But, I got a stipulation if I win. You will work for me in tag matches willingly until the contract expires.

*Amigo resumes his celebration*

As Amigo is celebrating, the Sam walks down to the ring and helps Bob get out of the ring. As he is doing so John pushes Sam in the back, The Sam turns around and starts getting in Johns face.
John and Sam are almost about to beat each other up when Bob jumps on top of John and they begin brawling.
John crawls out of the ring and Sam has hold the World Title and raises Bobs hand.

Suddenly, The Sam wacks Bob with the World Title. Bob is lying on the ground, dazd and confused. The Sam looks down on him with an evil grin, The Sam then waves for John to come into the ring followed by The Family. The Family then take turns holding up Bob and punching him in the face.
Evil Mask and Motor Colt try and rescue Bob but The Family are too strong and take them all down one by one.

The closing moments of Gookermania show The Family hugging and smiling with John Amigo, Bob and Colt and wordlifeecw are all out cold and The Family hold John s Amigo above their shoulders and parade around the ring with the World Title in hand.

*screen fades to black*

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Champions

WWCF Champions:


WWCF World Heavyweight Champion: MiLo Duck
Title Archives- MiLo Duck defeated John S. Amigo in Chamber Of Horrors Match at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies on October 27, 2008
John S. Amigo won tournament finals at GOOKERMANIA 1


WWCF Forum Champion
-Above Average defeated j.d. at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies on October 27, 2008
j.d. won stevierichardsfan babyface hosted tournament


WWCF Tag Team Champions- Stryker Duck Silence
Title Archive- Stryker Duck Silence defeats The Southwest Connection on November 3, 2008 edition of NiteRaw
The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) defeated Justice and Providence at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies on October 27, 2008
Justice and Providence(J is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence) defeated Stryker Duck Silence at GOOKERMANIA 1
Stryker Duck Silence: MiLo Duck and Strykerdarksilence- Won Tag Team Tournament


WWCF 24/1 Hardcore Champion
- littlenaitch
Title Archive- littlenaitch on Monday NiteRaw 11/17/2008
Your Uncle Seth Drakin wins it on November 3, 2008 edition of NiteRaw
Above Average on 10/28/08 on Night Of The Wrestling Zombies
Cthulhu aka Providence on 10/13/08 on NiteRaw
Evil Masked wordlifeecw on 10/6/2008 on NiteRaw
The Tank on 9/29/08 at Gookermania 1
Tyfo89 = won on 9/22/08 on NiteRaw
Buggy The Clown = won on 9/15/08 on NiteRaw
Cthulhu aka Providence = won on 9/8/2008 on NiteRaw
Buggy The Clown = won on 9/1/08 on NiteRaw

Roster

Here is the current Roster list. Each name links to their profile. The order goes by when they joined the WWCF.

Singles Roster

Buggy The Clown

Cthulhu aka Providence

Evil Masked wordlifeecw

MolotovMocktail

MiLo Duck

Bob Schlapowitz

Tyfo85 is 5150

Koda89

Your Uncle Seth Drakin

J is Justice

Above Average

Strykerdarksilence

Legion

Disco Stu

Starshine

D-lirious-2

littlenaitch

RX-78-2

TromboneMan

Ravishing Rob Rude

One Doley Nation

Motör-Colt, Ace Reporter

j.d.

General of the Monkey Army

Square

"Evil La Parka"(not real La Parka but someone who dresses up like him to hide his identity)

grbjazzman

metylerca


Tag Team Roster

Styker Duck Silence- Stykerdarksilence and MiLo Duck

The Southwest Connection- littlenaitch and Tyfo

Justice and Providence- J is Justice and Providence


Stables(Factions)

The Sam08 Family- TromboneMan and Southwest Connection( Tyfo and littlenaitch)

The Story- "Ace Reporter" Motör-Colt, Evil Masked wordlifeecw, and Above Average

The Neighborhood Watch Committee- Uncle Seth Drakin, Cthulhu aka Providence, and J is Justice


Past Wrestlers No Longer Active Or Retired
John S. Amigo(Dr. Amigo Jr)
The Tank
Madman Szalinski
D-Day Dave

Pay Per Views

All "Pay Per Views" will be once a month. Here is an archive of past Pay Per Views and a list of all the Pay Per Views throughout the whole year.

Past PPVs
COMING SOON

PPV List
January- Ernest Goes To Wargames(big wargames match)
February- King Of WrestleCrap
March- Serious Business
April- STW: Smurf The World
May- Roid Wild
June- ONB: One Night Botch
July- Heatz!!!11(our summer PPV)
August- Board War 1(our big battle royal rumble match)
September- GookerMania(our Wrestlemania-like big show)
October- Night of the Wrestling Zombies
November- In Your Apartment
December – The Sam08 Family gets to decide the card and name.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Rules

1. It is preferred that all in character promos or roleplays should be written in a different color lettering.(this is so we can tell the difference between out of character and in character talk) Its no big deal if you don't but it is preferred.

2. I will post the card a day or two after NiteRaw. Then I will send the card to every roster member and they can PM me their vote for every match and they can also put an offensive move for the person they are voting for. Whoever gets the most votes wins. Also with the votes I will ask if you want to do a promo for NiteRaw and you can put that with your votes. Then on Monday I will post all the results with the roleplayed moves and all the promos.

3. Whoever gets the majority vote wins. If it is a tie I will call it either a double count out or draw.

4. You do not have to do roleplay promos for yourself if you don't want to. It is completely optional. All NiteRaw promos should be sent to me with your NiteRaw votes in a PM every week. Please note though that other roster members will vote for you more often if you roleplay or at least just talk in the WWCF Forum Thread.

5. People are allowed to have managers(other members of the wrestlecrap forum).

Staff

WWCF Owner- D-Day Dave

WWCF Commissioner- Dr. Amigo Jr

WWCF Announcers- D-Day Dave and Madman Szalinski

WWCF Security- Ralphus