Sunday Night Heatz!!1
January 25, 2009
Episode 4
Amigo: Hello again, wrestling fans to another edition of Sunday Night Heatz, and with me tonight is none other than...
The Sam: If these Ham and Eggers remember anything, it should be this. My name is The Sam and I am the "Manager of Champions", and in just 24 hours I will be beating Eli "The Valkyrie" live on PPV.
Amigo: Perhaps. But, a good card tonight. A six-man tag of the razor-wielding ravagers of the Wargames Warriors + Legion, going up against a unlikely trio of warriors. A newbie of TTS going up against The Tank, and a Hardcore-style match of Koda VS Aaron Enigma!
The Sam: That's right folks, you don't have to pay $30+ to see Good Matches. Because you get to see 3 great matches for free right here on Sunday Night Heatz.
And to kick it off, we have a 6 man tag. Tell me Doc, Who do you think is gonna win this one? I'm putting my money on Supersmark, Latino Meat and One Doley Nation.
Amigo: Well, the Wargames Warriors and Legion have more alike then their opponents, so it's anybody's game.
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Camera reveals Stevie, Eli and Krazy under a feeble tree*
Stevie: That wasn't our night. For some reason it wasn't meant to be. It doesn't mean we wont give our 120% next time. You see, we're like this tree- preserved, but constantly threatened. Some day, they're going to tear down this park. But by then, it will be a better world. We'll make it that way.
Krazy: Everyone loses right? Hey, we're used to it. But we aren't tossing in the towels yet.
Eli: Psht. Terrible towels to be exact. Did you see the Steelers own the Ravens?
*both glare at Eli for being off subject*
Eli: Sorry. Um, and by the way, Sam, don't get so high on yourself...I will take you down at King of Wrestlecrap.
Stevie: And we will work our way to the top.
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Six Man Tag Match
Wargame Warriors(stevierichardsfan and Krazy E-Man) and Legion VOTES-12
VS
Supersmark, Latino Meat, and One Doley Nation VOTES-11
*Screamo rock starts playing over the PA and The Wargame Warriors stevierichardsfan and Krazy E-Man decked out in grunge clothing make their way through the crowd with Eli right behind them. Eli walks by The Sam at the announce booth and points at him and makes a cut throat hand gesture with her lips moving lip synching “tomorrow”. The Sam laughs but then looks kind of nervous.*
Michael Muffer- Making their way to the ring accompanied by Eli…………………..THE WARGAME WARRIORS: STEVIERICHARDSFAN AND KRAZY E-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Fire shoots off at the entrance and red fog fills the entrance way. Out of the fog Legion makes his way out to Mordecai’s old theme.*
Michael Muffer- And their partner from The Darkness Within You All……………………LEGION!!!!!!!!!!!
*kendrick’s theme starts up and One Doley Nation makes his way to the ring.*
Michael Muffer- And their first opponent from Belfast, Ireland……………ONE DOLEY NATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Back Door Man by The Doors starts playing on the PA and Latino Meat appears on the entrance way. and he takes a step into the aisle, as a spotlight shines down onto him. He is looking down, until the lyrics of the song hit, and then he raises both arms, and starts to come down the aisle quickly, full of energy. He slides into the ring, and climbs two of the turnbuckles, gaining adulation from his fans.*
Michael Muffer- And his tag team partner for tonight from Your Mom’s House………………………..LATINO MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!
*Dirt Deeds by AC/DC begins to play as Supersmark makes his way down to the ring carrying a laptop case.*
Michael Muffer- And their tag team partner for tonight from Ann Arbor, Michigan…………………SUPERSMARK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevie starts out in the ring with One Doley Nation. The two lock up and do some chain wrestling for about a minute with neither getting the upper hand. They eventually side kick each other in the face but they both nip up into a standstill and the crowd goes crazy. Doley kicks Stevie in the gut and goes for a DDT but Stevie blocks it and hits a big northern lights suplex and goes for the pin but it is only a two count.
Stevie brings Doley over to his corner and tags in Legion. Legion comes in and grabs Doley and starts striking knees into the face of Doley while he holds on to his head. After the knees Legion still holding on to Doley’s head jumps up into the air and drives Doley’s face into the mat. Legion picks up Doley and gives him a huge suplex slam. Legion goes for the cover but Supersmark gets in the ring and breaks up the count.
Legion locks on an arm under chinlock. The hold wears down Doley but eventually he powers up to his feet and delivers elbows to Legion. Doley pushes Legion into the ropes and as Legion comes back both men collide with a double clothesline. Both crawl to get the tag and Legion easily gets the tag to Krazy E-Man and right when he is about to stop Doley from making the tag Doley makes a hot tag to Latino Meat.
Latino Meat comes in and delivers a clothesline to Krazy. Stevie comes in and Latino gives him a clothesline as well knocking him out of the ring. Krazy comes from behind Latino with a waist lock but Latino reverses it and gives Krazy a big german suplex and goes for the pin with it but only gets a two count. Latino gives the tag to Supersmark who comes in and kicks Krazy in the gut then goes off the ropes into a sunset flip and goes for the pin but Stevie is gets back into the ring now and delivers a vicious kick to the chest of Supersmark.
Stevie then attacks Latino and they fight to the outside of the ring. Krazy runs at Supersmark but Supersmark does a drop toe hold on Krazy. Krazy gets up and Supersmark gives him a big hip toss. Supersmark picks up Krazy on his shoulders to go for The Crash but Legion comes in and kicks Supersmark in the gut. Legion sees Stevie being beat down by Doley and Latino on the outside of the ring and runs towards the topes and takes flight with a super over the top rope suicide dive and nails both Latino and Doley. Supersmark turns around to work on Krazy but Krazy grabs him and holds him up as Stevie gets in the ring and goes off the ropes and hits The Wargame Attack(Hart Attack)!!!! Krazy goes for the cover and gets the three count.
Michael Muffer- Here are your winners……………LEGION AND THE WARGAME WARRIORS: STEVIERICHARDSFAN AND KRAZY E-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amigo: And, with some hard work, it was Legion and The Wargame Warriors who came up on top.
The Sam: HA! I told you they would win!
But up next we have a match so good, they wouldn't even show it on PPV. The Tank vs TTS. The Legend vs The Rookie.
Amigo: Consider this match something of a gift for our fans. This is quite a trial by fire for TTS. Can he hang with The Tank?
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Singles Match(Rookie VS Veteran)
TTS
VS
The Tank
*Down On Me hits the PA and TTS makes his way to the ring.*
Michael Muffer- On his way to the ring from Davie, Florida……………………TTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Operation Ground and Pound by DragonForce starts to play. Begins with darkness before the music begins. At 0:06, the titantron begins and a huge (think Edge's, but only the ending one) pyro goes off. At 0:20 another pyro goes off, and the lights turn back on to reveal The Tank standing at the top of the ramp. After a typical cocky strut to the ring, The Tank climbs a corner, stands arms stretched basking in the crowd's reaction, then does a corkscrew backflip off the turnbuckle.*
Michael Muffer- And his opponent from Los Angeles, California……………….THE TANK!!!!!!!!!!
The Tank gets into the ring and as he is taking off his hoodie and sunglasses TTS attacks him from behind with a big forearm shot. TTS yanks Tank’s hoodie off and wraps it around Tank’s neck choking him. The ref makes the five count and TTS breaks it right at the last second. TTS wraps it around Tank’s neck again and flips him into a big slam with it. TTS acts as if he is blowing his nose on the hoodie and then throws it out of the ring. TTS waits for Tank to get up and as Tank comes close to him TTS grabs him and delivers a huge belly to belly suplex. TTS goes for the cover but only gets a two count.
TTS picks up Tank and gives him an uppercut sending Tank back into the corner. TTS comes charging at Tank into the corner but Tank moves right at the last second and TTS crashes into the corner. Tank comes behind TTS and gives him a big belly to back suplex. Tank waits for TTS to get up and when he does he gives TTS a dropkick sending TTS out of the ring.
The ref starts the ten count but TTS gets back up on the apron and Tank comes for him but TTS shoulders Tank in the stomach between the rope. TTS grabs Tank’s head and jumps down off the apron making Tank’s neck swingshot into the rope right down to the apron hard. TTS gets in the ring and picks Tank up and gives him a big scoop slam. TTS stomps on Tank a bit and then delivers an elbow drop.
TTS acts like he is cutting his throat with his finger signaling for his Sit-Out Spinebuster Pileup finisher. TTS picks Tank up and gets him up in the move but Tank pushes away sending TTS into the ropes and when he bounces back Tank hits him with the Annihilator(shouten)!!!!!!!!!! Tank goes for the cover and gets the three count.
Michael Muffer- Here is your winner……………………THE TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Seth Drakin comes to the ring and faces The Tank. Suddenly, Seth attacks TTS and gives him the the Tail's End. Tank looks confused and has to get Seth off of TTS. Seth leaves smiling as Tank looks confused.*
The Sam: Well, I didn't see that coming at all. Did you?
Amigo: I wonder what Seth Drakin is trying to do here? Is he sending a message to Tank that he wants to face him in another match to show that he can beat him?
The Sam: I don’t know but that was pretty weird.
Amigo: All that aside though TTS sure put up one hell of an effort tonight but just couldn’t get the job done. And now, for the main event: A House of Fun match between Koda and Aaron Enigma. Of course, this is not just any house of fun. Sam, tell our fans the details, if you will.
The Sam: A House of Fun match is probably the most unique match in Wrestling today. There is a chain link wall placed on one side of the ring with chains hanging from it, these chains are connected to the ring, and there are various weapons hanging from said chains. The opponents can use whatever weapons they want in order to win the match, which can be won by Pinfall or Submission anywhere in the building.
As opposed to a regular "House of Fun" which is just filled with midgets and mirrors.
Amigo: I don't know Sam, Midgets can be pretty dangerous. What with their Shark-like teeth, and their tiny, but strong hands. Anyways, on to the match.
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*backstage in a dark room, Aaron sits, comtemplating his upcoming match*
As you may know, I am Aaron Enigma, the Head Detective. I have vowed to find who has wronged me in life. I have vowed to discover what the shadows conceal and what people hide. However, tonight I have a much bigger mystery to solve.
All week I have been preparing for this match. My opponent is one who claims he does not prepare for a match. I respect him greatly though, for he has the courage to come to a match without preparation and still give it his all. I know this match will be one the masses will talk about for years. This is the biggest match of my career thus far. I have come so far from where I started, I have sacrificed so much to get to this point. I will not let myself down. Win or Lose, tonight I prove why I belong here in this business. Koda my friend, tonight, you will get a taste of what it feels like to be solved like a puzzle, even if I have to use a little Extreme Interrogation to do it.
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MAIN EVENT
House Of Fun Match
Koda
VS
Head Detective Aaron Enigma
*Agent Of Chaos theme starts to play on the PA and Koda comes out with a maniac grin on his face.
Michael Muffer- Introducing first from Gatham………………….KODA!!!!!!!!!
*Lights out, sound clip of Sherlock Holmes "Brilliant Deduction my dear Watson" then music starts, smoke comes out from the top of the entrance ramp and a spot light on the smoke. The intro of the song hits the loud guitar and a white and black pyro comes out. I come through the smoke watching the audience with my magnifying glass. I walk down the ramp looking through my magnifying glass for a kid. I find one and give my fedora to them. Then I make my way to the ring, inspecting it closely as I get in, then i watch my opponent enter through my magnifying glass.*
Michael Muffer- And his opponent from Concord, NH now residing in Chicago, Illinois…………………..HEAD DETECTIVE AARON ENIGMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right at the start of the match, Koda grabs a trashcan lid and cracks it across Enigma’s head. Rather than knocking him out, this just makes Enigma mad, and he grabs a 2x4 and starts swinging. Koda bobs and weaves, trying to avoid the blow, when he suddenly stops. He begins laughing, and dares Aaron to hit him. Aaron obliges, knocking Koda to the mat with 5 quick hits. He then locks the deranged superstar in a chinlock, aided by the 2x4. Koda struggles to break free, before somehow managing to poke Enigma in the eyes. Enigma loosens his grip, allowing Koda to break free and hit a wrap around neck breaker.
Koda grabs the 2x4, and prepares to bring it down across Aaron’s head, but Aaron moves just in time. Koda tries again, but this time, Enigma low blows him. With Koda down, Aaron is able to catch his breath. Both men get to their feet at about the same time. Koda goes to punch Aaron, who blocks it and hit’s a punch of his own. He then pulls out his magnifying glass and smashes Koda in the face with it, busting Koda open. Enigma then clotheslines Koda to the mat. He follows up with a backbreaker, then applies the chinlock again.
Koda, realizing he’s in trouble, fights his way to the corner, reaching for jacket. Aaron punches Koda in the face a few times, then reapplies the hold. Koda, though exhausted and bleeding, manages to reach into the pocket of his jacket and pulls out a small, unidentifiable packet. Enigma releases the hold and grabs Koda’s arm, trying to wrestle the packet away from him. As they fight, Koda opens his hand, causing confetti to harmlessly drop to the mat. As Enigma just stands there, staring in stunned confusion, Koda hit’s the Arkham Straighjacket.
Koda pulls a dazed Enigma off the mat, only to knock him right back down again with the 2x4. Koda then grabs a table, which he set’s up by the ropes. He then throws Enigma on to the table, goes to the top rope, and hit’s split-legged corkscrew moonsault, putting Aaron through the table. With Enigma now lying motionless, Koda pulls him back up and hit’s the Killing Joke. Still not satisfied, he proceeds to lock the already-unconscious Enigma in the Long Halloween. The referee calls for the bell.
Michael Muffer- Here is your winner………………….KODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amigo: Sometimes, these Hardcore matches are a bit hard to stomach, and this was one of them Koda has survived the carnage, and has left his opponent in a pile of blood and what looks to be vomit. Well, that's all for this week's edition of Heatz. I'm John S. Amigo.
The Sam: And I'm the "Manager of Champions", The Sam, reminding you to tune in next week for more great wrestling action, and tune in tomorrow night to see me beat Eli "The Valkyrie".
Now, lets go get a Quiznos sandwich.
Amigo: Mmm, Toasted Meatball!
