STW: Smurf The World
April 27, 2009
(The old theme songs to the Smurfs play and they are seen skipping around humming the theme. Then all of a sudden one smurf starts a fight with another smurf and a big bar brawl breaks out and a hard rock version of the theme song starts to play. We pan into the WrestleCrap Arena in Parts Unknown City where we are greeted by "Gorilla" Tim Hoss and Jesse King.)
Tim Hoss- Welcome everyone to STW: Smurf The World. In our main event we have a huge show for you tonight. We are going to decide the first ever BattleBowl Champion and No. 1 Contender.
Jesse King- That's right Gorilla and in the first half of our main event it will be the big World Championship match between to guys who have huge amount of respect for each other. littlenaich against the WWCF World Champion King Motor-Colt.
Tim Hoss- This is the third time these two will meet. Each have beaten each other before and tonight we break the tie. Lets get down to the ring to Michael Muffer for our first match!!!
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Grudge Match
grbjazzman VS M.O.P.
Michael Muffer: The following match is our opening contest here tonight at Smurf the World and it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from F’N Jersey, M.O.P!!
*’Burning Soul’ is heard throughout the arena as M.O.P. makes his way to the ring*
Tim Hoss: Well Jesse, we’ve recently seen a new side of M.O.P. He looks to be all business tonight.
Jesse King: Well don’t forget, Jazzman has shown his new evil streak as well.
Muffer:And His Opponent, accompanied to the ring by The Pharris Brothers and representing WWCF Corporate. GRBJAZZMAN!!
*’Axel F’ kicks in as Jazzman makes his way to the way, with the Pharris Brothers in two carrying a blazer. He sprints to the ring as the bell rings*
The two former members of Pride stand in the center of the ring and begin trading punches and chops to the fans delight. Jazzman gets the advantage with a quick thumb to the eye and locks M.O.P. in a headlock. M.O.P bounces Jazzman off the ropes and ducks down as he comes back, then legfrogs him and nails him with a dropkick. Jazzman fights up back to his feet and hits a Judo throw that gets only a count. He picks M.O.P. back up and hits the ropes running at him, but M.O.P. transitions Jazzman’s momentum into a Samoan drop. A quick cover gets only a 2 count.
M.O.P. works into locking in an armbar on Jazzman. He slowly works his way over to the ropes and forces the rope break. M.O.P. pulls Jazzman to his feet and sets him in a corner. He runs across the ring, hits the turnbuckle and comes back at him with a huge European Uppercut. He covers him again, but The Pharris brothers pull Jazzman’s foot under the rope just as the ref was counting to three. Jazzman then rolls out of the ring to get some air.
His break is short lived though as M.O.P. follows him to the outside. The two men trade shots on the outside until Jazzman gets the upper hand and whips M.O.P. into the steel steps. He then sets M.O.P.’s head against the steel steps and hits a huge Yakuza kick!
Tim Hoss: By Gawd! That had to have fractured his skull!
Jazzman rolls M.O.P. back in the ring and covers him 1..2.. kickout! Jazzman is looking very frustrated now and is yelling at The Pharris Brothers to get a hold of someone.
Jazzman picks up a limp M.O.P. and sets him in the corner. He runs fulls speed and nails him with “Takin’ The ‘A’ Train” and covers him with his feet on the ropes for the three count.
Muffer: Ladies and Gentleman, your winner… GRBJAZZMAN!!
Jesse King: Well, Corporate wins again Jmmy boy!
As Jazzman stands victorious in the center of the ring, Cthulhu comes out to congratulate him. M.O.P. staggers to his feet and leans up against the corner as Cthulhu approaches him. But Cthulhu stops midway and kicks Jazzman right in family jewels. A Corporate Rock Drop by Cthulhu leaves Jazzman lying. He then gets a hold of M.O.P. and the two men embrace before they put the blazer on M.O.P. and the 4 men leave together.
Tim Hoss: What the hell? Does this mean what I think it means? Is M.O.P. the real 4th member of Corporate?
Jesse King: I hate to say it T.H., but I think you’re right.
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Hardcore Championship No. 1 Contender Hardcore Elimination Match
Legion VS Headbanger Man VS stevierichardsfan w/ Eli
Michael Muffer- The following contest is a 3-Way Hardcore Elimination match, the winner of which will become #1 contender to the WWCF Hardcore Championship!
(Mordecai theme)
Michael Muffer- Introducing first, from The Darkness Within You All, weighing in at 253 pounds, LEGION!
Legion ziplines from the roof with his bat wings, which gets a big reaction from the crowd.
(We Built This City)
Michael Muffer- Introducing next, from Kent in England, weighing in at 263 pounds, THE HEADBANGER MAN!
Headbanger stands on the turnbuckle and air drums. Legion grabs a chair to attack, but Headbanger narrowly avoids it and rolls out of the ring in fear.
(Leave The Memories Alone)
Michael Muffer- And finally, representing the Wargame Warriors and being accompanied by the lovely Eli, from Badstreet and weighing in at 225 pounds, STEVIERICHARDSFAN BABYFACE!
- As Headbanger Man is looking under the ring for weapons, Stevie attacks him from behind. Stevie lands a kick to the gut and goes to whip Headbanger into the steel steps, but it is reversed. However, just as Headbanger threatens to hurt Eli, much to the crowd's consternation, he is hit with a chair-assisted baseball slide by Legion.
- Legion hits Headbanger with a trash can lid, and then Russian Leg Sweeps him into the guardrail. Stevie recovers and nails Legion with a forearm, but as he charges he is caught with a big boot. Legion rolls Stevie into the ring and hits a DDT for a 2-count.
- Legion scoop slams Stevie down and goes to the top rope, but Headbanger pulls the top rope and crotches him. Headbanger hits a superplex on Legion and goes for a pin, but Stevie lands an elbow to the back of Headbanger's neck to break up the pin.
- Stevie grabs a Kendo stick and nails Headbanger across the back with it several times. Eventually Headbanger gets to his feet, but is cracked in the skull which causes him to fall out of the ring. We see that Headbanger has been busted open. As Stevie celebrates, he turns around and is hit by a huge running lariat by Legion, which turns Stevie inside out. Legion then hits the Fall From Grace onto a chair, and manages to get the 1-2-3.
Michael Muffer- STEVIERICHARDSFAN BABYFACE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
- Both Eli and a couple of GMTs help Stevie to the back. Legion stalks Headbanger and hits him with closed fists right in the wound he sustained from the kendo stick shot. Legion charges at Headbanger, but gets hit with a flapjack onto the floor. Headbanger Man rolls Legion into the ring and goes for a cover, but only gets 2.
- Headbanger rakes the eyes of Legion, and grabs a pool cue he spots in the corner of the ring. Legion ducks the shot though, and lands a belly to back suplex. He then hits a splash for about a 2.8 count. Visibly frustrated, Legion goes under the ring to look for more weapons. He pulls out a table and a trash can.
- Legion smacks Headbanger with the trash can, and then lays him onto the table. Legion goes to the top rope and attempts a diving legdrop, but Headbanger moves, and thus he goes crashing through the table. Eventually, Headbanger drapes an arm over Legion, but still can only get a 2 count.
- Both men slowly get to their feet and trade shots. Headbanger gets the better of the exchange and hits a big boot. He goes for the Alley-Oop powerbomb, but Legion escapes and manages to score with another DDT. This time Legion crawls to make the cover and gets 2.
- Legion hits a shoulderbreaker, and then gets another table from outside the ring. He props it in the corner. However, he turns around and is met with a vicious chairshot. Headbanger hits the Holy Driver in the centre of the ring. He then sets up the table, and drags Legion towards the turnbuckles.
- With both men standing on the second turnbuckle, Legion starts raining down blows on Headbanger. However, Headbanger rakes the eyes of Legion, and hits the Blastbeat Bomb (top rope tigerbomb) through the table for the victory.
Michael Muffer- HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE #1 CONTENDER TO THE HARDCORE TITLE, THE HEADBANGER MAN!
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Bull Whip Ladder Match for the Heatz!!1 Championship
iViva Los Bio Dome! VS Koda(c)
Michael Muffer- Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a Bullwhip Ladder match, and it is for the WWCF Heatz!!1 Championship!
Gorilla: Well, here we go Jesse. This one is sure to be personal.
Jesse: Gorilla, I don’t think either of us can even begin to imagine how personal this one’s gonna be!
(Safety Dance)
Introducing first, the challenger! From Hayward, California, weighing in at 195 pounds, representing Cult Chaos, Viva Los Bio Dome!
Gorilla: Three months ago, at Serious Business, Koda defeated this man to capture the WWCF Heatz!!1 Championship. Since then, their relationship has been, tumultuous, I guess you could say.
(Agent of Chaos)
And his opponent! From Gotham, weighing in at 223 pounds, he is the WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion, Koda!
Jesse: And here come’s the whack job himself! This guy is a few pieces of fruit short of the whole loop, Gorilla!
Koda and Viva lock up and begin throwing haymakers at each other. Viva bounces off the ropes with a flying leg lariat, knocking Koda to the mat. Koda get’s back up and they lock up again. Viva arm drag’s Koda, who responds by popping back up and doing the same in return. Koda cackles, as Viva stares a hole through the Champion.
Gorilla: And Viva does not look amused, Jesse.
Jesse: No Gorilla, and I think we’re gonna see just how NOT amused he really is!
They lock up a third time, and Viva hit’s a suplex on the Champion. Viva drops a leg across Koda’s throat, and follows up with a knee across the chest. With Koda down, Viva exit’s the ring, and returns with a ladder.
Gorilla: And now, the ladder about to come into play Jesse. This just became an entirely different match!
Viva sets up the ladder in the center of the ring and starts climbing, but Koda pulls him down. Koda hit’s a leg whip on Viva, and locks in the Long Halloween.
Jesse: BALL GAME, Gorilla! Nobody escapes this move!
Viva struggles, but Koda keeps it locked in tight. After almost a minute, Koda releases the hold. He stands over Viva for a moment, and then begins laughing like a madman.
Jesse: What’re you laughing about, kid?! You haven’t won anything yet! You gotta climb that ladder!
Koda goes for the ladder, but as he climbs, he stops on the fifth rung, and begins laughing once more. Suddenly, the ladder topples over! Viva kneels next to Koda and begins choking the Champion.
Viva -WHO’S LAUGHING NOW, HUH?!!!
Viva kicks Koda in the ribs, and plants his knee firmly on Koda’s chest. He leans in close and whispers.
Viva- You won’t be laughing when I’m through with you.
Viva grabs Koda by the hair, and pulls him to his feet. He grabs Koda by the throat and backs him into the corner.
Viva-In fact, when it’s all over, you won’t able to make a sound.
Viva begins choking the champion with his foot. Koda pushes Viva off of him, and nails a flying tackle. Both men are down, but Viva’s up first.
Gorilla: Viva up now, and it looks like he has some very bad intentions in mind!
Viva grabs the ladder, and sets it in between the top and bottom turnbuckles. As Koda get’s up, Viva grabs him and tosses him, HARD, into the ladder.
Gorilla: UNBELIVABLE, Jesse!
Jesse: His back’s gotta be broken, Gorilla!
He grabs the Champion and hit’s a series of punches. After about 5 of them, he stops and does a little dance, before glaring at Koda, and laughing right in his face.
Jesse: Viva, taunting Koda right there! A taste of his own medicine, if you will!
He then hit’s the Purple Sticky Punch, right in the THROAT.
Gorilla: DID YOU SEE THAT?!!!
Jesse: Look, Gorilla! Koda’s coughing up blood!
Koda falls to the mat, clutching his throat, and spitting up blood, as Viva grabs the ladder and places it directly over Koda, and climbs up to grab the bullwhip.
Michael Muffer-Here is your winner, and NEW WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion, Viva Los Bio Dome!
Paramedics come out to check on Koda but Viva punches one of them out and the rest of them run away. Viva starts whipping Koda with the whip and gets up to the required seven lashes and then stops. He turns to leave but then turns back to the severley hurt Koda.
Viva- And this one is for our friendship you ruined!!!
Viva gives Koda one really big lash and then makes his exit.
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We go into the backstage area and see a returning General Of The Monkey Army.
I was once a former WWCF hardcore champion.
I fought in many great wars with my and won.
But ever since I lost the title, I had lost a piece of myself.
So I lived in the jungles of Africa to get away from it all.
I trained myself to become more stronger then ever before.
I am now ready to go back to war with WWCF.
Come my monkey friend. There is no time to lose.
Bingo the monkey jumps on the General's shoulders as he walks away.
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Hardcore Match for the WWCF Hardcore Championship
Jonathan Michaels VS Evil Masked wordlifeecw(c)
Tim Hoss - Well, It's time for the Hardcore Title match, and this should be interesting.
Jesse King - That's right, Gorilla, these two guys have been at each other's side for the last couple months, the question is, will either of them be able to overcome their friendship and get the job done?
Michael Muffer - Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World WrestleCrap Federation Hardcore Championship.
*Foo Fighters - DOA*
Muffer - Introducing first, the challenger, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, and in Gem Mint Ten condition, he is the Number One Contender for the Hardcore Championship, Jonathan Michaels
Jonathan emerges from the back with a microphone, his arms seem to be wrapped in gauze, he slides into the ring.
The organ kicks in, followed by *AC/DC - Thunderstruck*
Muffer - And now, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 320 pounds, he is the WWCF Hardcore Champion, Evil Masked wordlifeecw
wordlifeecw makes his way to the ring and eyes Jonathan warily.
Wordlife, I just wanted to say something before we fight.
I heard what you said the other day and I wanted you to know one thing.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR.
You see, I don't want to fight the guy who's concerned about his friends, I don't want to fight the guy who cares about politics or advancing his career, I want to fight the evil son of a bitch who put that mask on and decided to destroy everything in his path, that's the guy I want to fight, and that's the guy I want to beat.
May the best man win.
Jonathan extends his hand and wordlife shakes it as the bell rings.
Jonathan and wordlife exchange blows, Jonathan kicks wordlife in the knee and whips him into the ropes, Jonathan goes for the spear, but wordlife throws Jonathan into the turnbuckle, wordlife jumps out of the ring and searches under the ring for something.
Jonathan starts to stir as wordlife pulls a tennis racket out from under the ring.
Jesse King - Am I seeing this right, Gorilla, the strings on that tennis racket, they look like BARBED WIRE!
Tim Hoss - I think you're right, That's a barbed wire tennis racket.
Wordlife slides into the ring and waits for Jonathan to turn around, Jonathan charges at wordlife and wordlife responds by nailing him right in the head with the racket, Jonathan is already bleeding.
Wordlife climbs up to the top rope, ready to hit Michaels a second time, wordlife jumps off the turnbuckle but Jonathan rolls away, as wordlife gets back to his feet, Jonathan runs to the corner, climbs to the top rope and hits a quick moonsault on wordlife.
Jonathan reaches into his trunks and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles, he puts on the knuckles and starts punching wordlife repeatedly in the head, busting him open as well despite the mask.
Jonathan goes out of the ring and disappears underneath, wordlife comes to and looks around for Michaels, wordlife asks the referee where Jonathan went to, but he just shrugs.
Wordlife starts circling the ring, looking in the crowd to see if Michaels is hiding there, as wordlife walks slowly backwards, a hand pushes the Tack Chair in his path, wordlife steps on the chair and cries out in pain.
Wordlife pulls his foot out of the chair, Jonathan picks the chair up and clocks wordlife with the non-tack side of the chair, Jonathan lays the chair on the floor, tacks up, and shoves wordlife back into the ring.
Jonathan rolls wordlife onto his back and grabs his leg to apply the Key Grip, wordlife kicks Michaels away with his other leg, he gets up and chokeslams Jonathan, following up with a running elbow.
Wordlife searches under the ring again and pulls out a pair of nunchucks, he wraps the chain around Jonathan's throat and starts choking him, Jonathan's eyes start to roll into his head as he flails desperately to escape.
Just as Jonathan looks as though he's passed out, he pulls a second pair of brass knuckles out of his boot and punches wordlife in the head until wordlife releases him.
Jonathan picks wordlife up and hits a snap suplex, wordlife is trying to pull himself up.
Jonathan preps for another spear, he charges at wordlife but the Evil one uses Jonathan's momentum against him and flips him over the top rope, and Jonathan lands back first onto the Tack Chair outside.
Wordlife climbs out of the ring, pulls the Tack Chair out of Jonathan's back and rolls him into the ring, he goes for the pinfall
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The bell rings and the referee holds wordlifeecw's arm up.
Muffer - Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner and STILL WWCF Hardcore Champion, Evil Masked wordlifeecw!
Wordlife helps Michaels up, Michaels extends his hand again, and wordlife pulls him in for a quick hug.
Michaels holds wordlife's arm up and leaves him to bask in the glory.
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Tag Team Match for the WWCF Tag Team Championship
RoughNReady: TTS and Whitey "Daddy Phat Sax" Fats VS The Non-American Heroes: Square and Starshine
Michael Muffer- The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the WWCF Tag Team championship.
(Non-American Heroes theme plays)
Making their way to the ring first, at a total combined weight of 440 lbs. They are the WWCF Tag Team Champions. Square, Starshine, THE NON-AMERICAN HEROES!!!
(Starshine and Square make their way to the ring with Tag Titles in hand. Looking arrogantly at the fans)
*Starshine snatches the mic away from Michael Muffer*
Starshine - Tonight, we prove once again that we are without competition. We prove to each and every one of you that together we are unstoppable. I almost feel like I have to remind all of you again and again. You think that because our opponents have had some luck in recent matches that all of a sudden they're the next champions. Uh-uh, it doesn't work that way. You may not like it, but you have to accept it. Until we're beaten in this ring with these belts on the line it doesn't mean anything.
Tonight, we take another step forward to making our name here as the very best this company has to offer. *points to his tag title around his waist* These belong to us for a reason. They'll still belong to us at the end of the night.
Now finish your job Michael Muffer. *shoves the mic back into his chest*
Muffer - and their opponents
(RnR Theme Plays)
at a total combined weight of 570 lbs. Accompanied by their manager, The Sam. They are TTS and Whitey "Daddy Phat Sax" Fats, ROUGH’N’READY!
(RnR are storming their way to the ring high fiving the fans and getting excited as The Sam follows behind them not saying or doing anything)
Bell Rings
TTS and Starshine start the match off. Starshine mocks TTS with a taunt. TTS shrugs it off.
They go for a lockup. Starshine locks a headlock on TTS. TTS steps back and sent Starshine off the ropes. Starshine runs back and TTS ducks. Starshine hits the ropes again and TTS manages to lock on the abdominal stretch. Starshine quickly reaches for the ropes and grabs them forcing TTS to let go of the hold. Starshine looks shocked.
Both men circle the ring once again before going for another collared elbow tie up. Starshine locks on an arm wrench. TTS throws a couple of elbows at Starshine before locking on an armwrench of his own. Starshine tries to throw an elbow but TTS ducks it and manages to lock on a crippler cross face. Starshine in sheer panic pushes himself towards the ropes as TTS tries to lock it on. Starshine grabs the ropes forcing TTS to let go of the hold.
Starshine gets up and looks frustrated. Finally both men go for a feats of strength but as they lock on Starshine kicks TTS in the mid section. Starshine grabs TTS in a front face lock and pulls him towards his corner and tags in Square.
Square jumps in and starts punching at TTS’s ribs. Square locks a face lock on TTS and manages to hit a vertical suplex on TTS. Square goes for the cover.
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2 count
Square sends TTS off the ropes and gives him a Kitchen Sink Knee Lift. Square goes for another pin.
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2 count.
Square gets up and starts stomping on TTS’s mid section and back. TTS gets to his feet and Square hits some chops on TTS. Square sends TTS off the ropes and hits him with a spine buster. Square goes for a quick 3.
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2 count
Square gets up and calls for the L7. Square lifts TTS over his shoulders for the F5, but TTS manages to slip out of the hold and hits Square with the Pileup.
Both men are out for the count. They each start crawling towards their corner for the hot tag. Square tags in Starshine. TTS tags in Whitey. The place erupts.
Whitey hits a right hand on Starshine. Whitey runs towards their corner and hits a right hand on Square. Whitey runs off the ropes and hits Starshine with a lariat. Whitey goes for the pin.
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Square tries to enter the ring as the referee stops him. Whitey tries to lift up Starshine who hits Whitey with a low blow.
Starshine tags in Square as Whitey is still reeling. Square lifts Whitey over his shoulders for the L7 but loses his balance and steps towards the ropes. As he does so The Sam grabs his ankle. Square turns around yelling at The Sam who stands outside the ring like nothing happened. Starshine walks towards The Sam getting in his face. As he does so, Square turns around and Whitey hits Square with the Burning Hammer. Whitey tags in TTS who climbs to the top rope and hits Square with the “Doctors Note”. TTS goes for the pin.
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the winners of this match, and NEW WWCF Tag Team Champions. WHITEY "DADDY PHAT SAX" FATS AND TTS! ROUGH’N’READY!
Starshine turns around to see Whitey and TTS celebrating in the ring with their newly crowned Tag Team titles. The Sam heads to the back with a hint of a smile on his face. Starshine lifts Square over his shoulder and helps him to the back as RnR continue celebrating with their fans.
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WWCF World Championship Singles Match
littlenaitch w/The Sam VS King Motor-Colt(c)
Michael Muffer: The following contest is schedules for one-fall, and it is for the World WrestleCrap Federation Heavyweight Championship!
The New Blackjacks theme hits
First, the challenger, being accompanied by The Sam, weighing in tonight at 235 Pounds... Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada... LittleNaitch!
It's Hard to Speak Without a Tongue by Parkway Drive hits
And his opponent, weighing in tonight at 247 pounds, hailing from The Daily Story, Australia. He is the WWCF Champion... King Motor-Colt!
The two men stare eachother down for quite some time, as the Ref raises the belt into the sky, both men change their focus from eachother to the title, and in the background you can see a very eager The Sam staring at the belt too.
Jesse King: This is a big deal to Naitch and Sam, this is The Family's first one on one shot at the WWCF Title since John S. Amigo.
Tim Hoss: And was all the way back at GookerMania, The Sam must be licking his lips...
Motor-Colt and LittleNaitch quickly shake hands (much to the chagrin of The Sam) and the bell rings to start the contenst. They go for a collar-elbow tie up with no man getting the advantage. They break the hold and go for another one, with no man getting the advantage. They stop, stand back and smile at eachother, to a huge ovation from the crowd.
King: I think this crowd just realised how big a match this is here.
Hoss: The Story vs The Family, one of the biggest fueds in history fighting one on one for the World Title, doesn't get much bigger than this
King: These man have alot of respect for eachother, but don't let that make you think they're gonna take it easy. They'd both put their career on the line for this title.
LittleNaitch offers a Test of Strength, Colt accepts, since Colt has the bigger build, he gains the advantage. At that moment The Sam jumps on the apron and starts abusing Colt. Colt and Naitch let go, and Naitch starts having a major go at The Sam, telling him to just leave now, to go to the back. The Sam is shocked by this but reluctantly accepts, muttering somethign under his breath on the way out.
Colt is standing behind Naitch, waiting for him to turn around, but Naitch quickly turns around and hits a hard right hand, catching Colt off gaurd, Naitch then follows up with a Knife-Edge chop. Followed by another. He goes to Whip Colt into the ropes, but Colt reverses it and catches Naitch with a back elbow, for a quick one count. Colt picks Naitch up and his a European Uppercut sending Naitch into the corner. Colt goes for another uppercut, but Naitch quickly catches him with a Thumb to the Eye, causing Colt to stagger away. Naitch then follows up with a Chop Block. Colt tries to get back up, but Naitch kicks him in the back of the knee. Naitch then grabs Colt's leg and starts to elbow drop the bad knee for a few times. Naitch then picks Colt up and does a High Angle Knee Breaker. Naitch then attempts to lock in the Figure Four, but Colt kicks him out of the ring.
Colt uses the ropes to get back up and starts shaking some feeling back into his leg, as Naitch rolls back in the ring. The two men go punch for punch, until Colt manages to get the upper hand after hitting a European Uppercut. Colt then follows up with a kick to the gut followed by a hard uppercut, leaving LittleNaitch groggy, Colt the follows up with a running DDT, for a two count. Both men struggle to get to their feet. Naitch attempts a Back Suplex, but Colt counters and hits a Snap Suplex. Colt picks Naitch up and hits a Russian Leg Sweep for a two count. Colt then starts to deliver kness to the back on LittleNaitch. Colt attempts to lock in a Boston Crab, but Naitch rolls through and kicks Colt away. LittleNaitch is now nursing his back, whilst Colt is nursing his knee.
The two men go straight back to going punch for punch, this time with Naitch raking at Colt's eye to get the advantage, followed by a series of Knife Edge Chops in the corner. Naitch then mounts Colt in the corner and starts punching down on him, with the crowd counting along. However at Nine, Colt pushes Naitch down, knocking the ref down. Colt quickly follows up with a Shining Wizard and both men and the ref are down.
This leads to The Sam running back down from the ramp and helping LittleNaitch up and dusting him off.
King: What the hell is The Sam doing here! He was ejected from ringside remember!?
Hoss: Well there's no Referee to disqualify him.
LittleNaitch comes to realise that The Sam is back and starts yelling at him, telling him to go back to the locker room, but The Sam refuses. Suddenly Motor-Colt is back up and he stares The Sam down, and The Sam quickly rolls back out of the ring. Colt then picks LittleNaitch up and hits The Argentine Backbreaker.
Hoss: And he calls that The Story of the Year, a very fitting name for a very fitting match.
Motor-Colt then walks to the outside and chases The Sam out, Before turning his attention back to LittleNaitch who is now getting back up.
Colt runs back in and is caught by a Thumb to the eye then a Back Suplex by Naitch, both men are down with Naitchs back and Colt's knee being to blown.
Naitch gets to his feet first and starts to stomp at Colt's bad knee before attemting to lock in the Figure Four Leg Lock.
Colt kicks Naitch out of the way and works his way to his feet and kicks Naitch in the gut. He attempts to hit The Story on Page One, but his knee gives up and Colt collapses. Naitch then capitalises and locks in the Figure Four right in the middle of the ring.
After a seemingly eternal Struggle, Colt refuses to tap out, but the pain he is going through is very visible, he tries to wriggle his way to the ropes, but Naitch manages to drag him back to the centre of the ring, Colt is yelling in total agony and he eventually passes out in the middle of the ring.
The ref recovers in time to see this and counts the pinfall. 1! 2! 3! He's done it!
Michael Muffer: Here is your winner and NEW World WrestleCrap Federation Heavyweight Champion... LittleNaitch!
LittleNaitch is ecstatic over his win, despite being in pain, he manages to still run laps around the ring, hugging The Ref, The Title and a recently returned The Sam.
Motor-Colt wakes up and struggles to get to his feet. He simply stares LittleNaitch and the title down. Looking like he's almost about to cry, he turns away and starts to head out of the ring. However he stops and gets back in the ring and raises LittleNaitch's hand in victory, mouthing "It's your night, it's your moment... Live it"
King: Wow, these two gave it there all and that match was definately a treat for everyone watching...
Hoss: But the real story here is that they didn't let this title match get inbetween their friendship...
King: Definately two of the all time greats now you just have to wonder what's next for these two bright stars
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WrestleCrap BattleBowl Battle Royal
Jonathan Michaels, KGX, Aaron Enigma, Evil Masked wordlifeecw, The Tank, M.O.P., Krazy E-Man, Tyfo, "Evil La Parka", Stryker Dark Silence, Cthulhu, grbjazzman, Starshine, MiLo Duck, Seth Drakin, Above Average
The Smurf The World theme music which is the rock version of the Smurfs theme song starts to play as the participants come out one after the other and the match begins with everyone in the ring.
grbjazzman goes right for MOP who with the help of WWCF Corporate had tricked him. Pretty soon though Cthulhu comes up behind grbjazzman and punches him in the back of the head. MOP and Cthulhu start double teaming grbjazzman.
Jonathan Michaels locks up with Krazy E-Man and Michaels gets the advantage and starts pounding away on Krazy near the ropes.
Meanwhile Evil Masked wordlifeecw goes straight for "Evil La Parka" who shot a fireball in his face after their Lethal Lottery tag match as partners. Evil Masked just thrust punches "Parka" over and over.
MiLo Duck and Stryker attack Above Average and start double teaming him in one of the corners trying to eliminate him.
KGX comes over to the corner where Cthulhu and M.O.P. are working on grbjazzman and yells out that he wants a few shots at his old foe. Cthulhu and M.O.P. back up a little but once KGX goes in to get a few shots they both attack KGX and shove him to the other side of the ring to where another WWCF Corporate member in Starshine and Starshine starts beating on KGX.
This angers KGX and he makes a big comeback throwing Starshine over the top rope but Starshine is able to land on the apron and stay in the ring. KGX charges at M.O.P. and Cthulhu and stop their attack on grbjazzman. KGX does a side kick to the face of Cthulhu and then starts throwing chops at M.O.P. in the corner where grbjazzman was being works on. grbjazzman and KGX start chopping M.O.P. trying to one up each other. KGX does a slam on M.O.P. and then grbjazzman does a slam on M.O.P.
Tim Hoss- Wow Jesse it looks like KGX and grbjazzman are trying to one up each other not by wrestling each other but seeing who can beat up M.O.P. more.
Meanwhile The Tank and Seth Drakin of The Crusade go after Story member Aaron Enigma in a corner and try to eliminate him throwing punches and kicks at him and leaning him over the top rope.
Jesse King- Well it looks like Enigma won't last long. The Crusade is all over him.
Tim Hoss- Don't underestimate Aaron Enigma. He has shown that he can really go and he won't get eliminated without a fight.
Krazy E-Man kicks grbjazzman from behind and KGX sees this and notices that the guy he wants to eliminate is about to be eliminated so he hits a drop kick on Krazy E-Man sending Krazy E-Man over the top rope eliminating him.
Michael Muffer- Krazy E-Man has been eliminated.
Tim Hoss- Woah it looks like KGX just saved grbjazzman from elimination. That is crazy considering the fued these two have had for months now.
Jesse- Well two guys that don't like each other I'm sure will want to save each other for the end so that victory will be that much sweeter.
Tyfo walks over to where Stryker and MiLo are beating on Above Average and grabs both of Stryker Duck Silence's heads and give them a big noggin knocker. Above Average kicks Tyfo in the torso and starts trying to get him over the top rope.
M.O.P. low blows KGX and then goes for a clothesline on grbjazzman but grbjazzman ducks and starts punching M.O.P. over by the ropes making him teeter back into them. KGX recovers and sees this and him and grbjazzman look at M.O.P. and then each other and both nod and hit a huge double clothesline on M.O.P. eliminating him.
Michael Muffer- M.O.P. has been eliminated.
MiLo Duck staggers over by grbjazzman still dazed from the noggin knocker so grbjazzman picks the former WWCF World Champ up on his shoulders and KGX runs off the ropes and hits a huge elevated drop kick on MiLo right off of grbjazzman's shoulder and out of the ring.
Michael Muffer- MiLo Duck has been eliminated.
Tim Hoss- Man for two guys that don't like each other Jesse grbjazzman and KGX are sure cleaning house.
Tank and Seth are still working over Aaron Enigma but all of a sudden Seth grabs The Tank by the head and throws him over the top rope. The Tank gets up confused and mad on the floor and asks Seth what is up but Seth just kicks him through the ropes sending him into the guard rails. The Tank tries to go after Seth but the refs force him back to the locker room.
Michael Muffer- The Tank has been eliminated.
Jesse King- What was that all about Gorilla? Is that Seth's way of saying he doesn't need The Tank.
Tim Hoss- Maybe. Perhaps we have seen the last of The Crusade after that incident.
Above Average comes over to help Evil Masked wordlifeecw to beat on "Evil La Parka" but "Parka" thumbs wordlifeecw in the eyes and then hits a big drop kick on Above Average. "Parka" sees wordlifeecw recovering by the ropes and goes for a big clothesline to try and eliminate him but wordlifeecw sees this and hits a big back body drop over the top rope sending "Evil La Parka" down hard on the outside.
Michael Muffer- "Evil La Parka" has been eliminated.
Jonathan Michaels attack KGX and grbjazzman tries to help KGX but Stryker comes up from behind him and pulls him to a corner to try and eliminate him. KGX and Michaels start to brawl and it gets so intesne that they brawl right over the top rope and into the crowd.
Michael Muffer- Jonathan Michaels and KGX have been eliminated.
Starshine is pummeling Aaron Enigma in a corner and wordlifeecw and Above Average attack Starshine saving their Story faction partner Enigma. They each grab Starshine by the hair and toss him out at the same time.
Michael Muffer- Starshine has been eliminated.
While this was happening Stryker came up behind Aaron Enigma and started beating on him in the corner but Aaron Enigma turns it around and starts beating on Stryker until Seth Drakin comes up behind him and hits him with a low blow, so him and Stryker toss Enigma over the top rope.
Michael Muffer- Aaron Enigma has been eliminated.
Cthulhu and grbjazzman are fighting each other in the middle of the ring going at it tooth and nail. Eventually Cthulhu kicks grbjazzman in the side but grbjazzman grabs Cthulhu face so Cthulhu uses his other foot to nail grbjazzman with a big kick to the head knocking grbjazzman out. Cthulhu picks up the unconscious jazzman and tosses him over the top rope.
Michael Muffer- grbjazzman has been eliminated.
Stryker and Tyfo start going at it at one of the corners and are brawling trying to get the other over the top rope. They end up half way on the rope and the powerhouse Evil Masked wordlifeecw comes running at both of them and hits a huge double clothesline on both eliminated them.
Michael Muffer- Stryker and Tyfo have been eliminated.
Tim Hoss- Oh and Evil Masked wordlifeecw takes out both Stryker and Tyfo!!!
Jesse King- This leaves only four men left. Evil Masked wordlifeecw, Above Average, Seth Drakin, and Cthulhu.
wordlifeecw and Above Average being in the same faction The Story pair together while Seth and Cthulhu look at each other in disgust since they had been in the same faction, The Neighborhood Watch Committee, and dread to have to work together to take on the two man team of wordlifeecw and Above Average. They pair together though and whisper strategy while wordlifeecw and Above Average do the same.
Cthulhu and Above Average start fighting while Seth Drakin and wordlifeecw start fighting. Above Average gets the upper hand on Cthulhu but Cthulhu thumbs Above Average in the eyes and head butts him sending Above Average against a corner half knocked out.
wordlifeecw got the upper hand on Seth and is leaning him over the top rope but Cthulhu sees this and hits wordlifeecw from behind. Seth and Cthulhu start beating on wordlifeecw and eventually manage to get him over the top rope with a double drop kick.
Michael Muffer- Evil Masked wordlifeecw has been eliminated.
Cthulhu steps up on the bottom rope and starts taunting wordlifeecw by playing air guitar. While he is doing this Seth Drakin comes up from behind him and cltoheslines him over the top rope.
Michael Muffer- Cthulhu has been eliminated.
Tim Hoss- It is now down to two people. There can only be one first ever WrestleCrap BattleBowl Champion. Who will it be? Seth Drakin or Above Average.
By this time Above Average has recovered and meets Seth in the middle of the ring with a big face off. Seth pushes Above Average back and Average greets that with a big slap to Seth's face. They start to go at it and brawl all over the ring trying to eliminate the other.
Eventually Above Average gets the upper hand and throws Seth Drakin over the top rope eliminating Drakin.
Tim Hoss- NOOO!!! Seth is still in it!!!
We see that Seth Drakin grabbed onto the bottom rope with his right hand just as he was about to hit the floor. Seth pulls himself up and comes up behind Above Average who is celebrating and kicks Average in the gut as he turns around and then hits his finisher the The Tales End(canadian destroyer). Seth picks up Above Average and tosses him over the top rope.
Michael Muffer- Here is your winner and first ever WERSTLECRAP BATTLEBOWL CHAMPION......................SETH DRAKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seth celebrates in the ring as littlenaitch comes out at the stage entrance with the WWCF World Title on his shoulder. He holds up his newly won belt as Seth Drakin stands on the second rope staring back at him.
Match Writing Credits
Motor-Colt
wordlifeew
Jonathan Michaels
The Sam
D-Day Dave
Bring Back Headbangers(Headbanger Man)
grbjazzman
