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Monday NiteRaw July, 20th, 2009
(we see The Sam sitting in his office looking over some paperwork. He looks happy)
Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is The Sam and I am the WWCF Executive of Champions. Last week we saw the return of Wrestlings Hottest Free Agent, Stryker Duck Silence. And the #1 question on everyone’s lips is “Who’s side is he on?”
Well tonight, live and in living color, Stryker will sign a contract and become the NEWEST member of WWCF Corporate.
But until then, enjoy the show. HA HA HA HA HA HA!
*NiteRaw opening graphic plays, and we go to ringside*
Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, he saved a ton of money on his car insurance, Jesse King!
Gorilla, Botch at the Beach is just a week a way, and I‘m pumped!
Same here, Jess! And with tonight being the last stop, who knows what will happen headed into this big event?
Last week, Stryker made a surprise return, showing up after a six man tag team match. He attacked everyone involved in the match, and put the World Champion in the hospital! And now, The Sam says he‘s joining Corporate tonight!
A few weeks back, King Motor-Colt and Above Average challenged any team to a match, and The Sinful and The Deadly answered the challenge, so we‘ll see that match tonight!
Last week, Viva Los Bio Dome faced Starshine and Cthulhu in a handicap match, but came up short. Tonight, he meets Tyfo 1-on-1.
Speaking of Cthulhu and Starshine, after their win last week, they have been granted a number one contender‘s match for the Tag Team Championship, and they‘ll facing Starshine‘s former partner, Square, and his brother, Relegate Hunter!
Grbjazzman is on his way to Botch at the Beach, and a match with Seth Drakin. But before he get’s there, he’ll have to take on “Evil La Parka”!
And for our opening contest, we have TTS and The Boiler Room Brawler taking on Whitey Fats and the Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
TTS and The Boiler Room Brawler w/ The Sam V. Whitey Fats and Jonathan Michaels
The following tag team match is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*God’s Gonna Cut You Down*
Introducing first, being accompanied by The Sam. At a total combined weight of 640 pounds, The Boiler Room Brawler, and the Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Champion, TTS!
*Simply The Best*
And their opponents. At a total combined weight of 520 pounds, Whitey Fats and the WWCF Hardcore Champion Jonathan Michaels!
The match begins with TTS and Whitey in the ring. Whitey laughs and mocks TTS which causes him to charge at Whitey. Whitey sidesteps and sticks his leg out, tripping TTS. TTS gets up embarrassed and charges again, except this time Whitey sidesteps again and TTS bounces off the ropes. Whitey hits a Back Body Drop on TTS followed by a couple clotheslines. He wrenches TTS's left arm and walks towards Jonathan, tagging him in.
Jonathan enters the ring, slamming his fist down on TTS's left arm, causing him to hold it in pain. Jonathan grabs TTS by the head and delivers a big vertical suplex, followed by a hammerlock on the ground, using his left arm again. TTS quickly escapes the maneuver, kicking Jonathan in the stomach after getting up. He tries to hit a DDT, but Jonathan counters with a kick to the stomach of his own, followed by a jumping armbreaker. TTS winces at the inflicted pain on his arm. Jonathan goes to lift him up for TTS throws him into the second turnbuckle. Using this time, he tags in Brawler.
Brawler comes in and deliver a vicious punch to the spine of Jonathan, followed by a back suplex. Brawler charges Whitey and hits him, knocking him off the ropes. When Whitey gets in the ring to attack Brawler, the ref stops him, and during their squabble, TTS delivers a top rope leg drop on Jonathan. Brawler goes for the pin but Jonathan has his foot under the bottom rope. Brawler pulls Jonathan closer to the center but when he goes for the pin Jonathan gets him in a small package pin.
1.....2...Brawler powers out of the pin.
Brawler picks up Jonathan and attempts to vertical suplex him, but Jonathan counters with a kick to the stomach and quick DDT. Both men are down in the ring and crawl to their respective corners. Jonathan and Brawler simultaneously tag in Whitey and TTS. Both men explode into the ring charing each other. Whitey ducks a clothesline from TTS and hits a big one on the rebound. Whitey picks up TTS and hits a spin-out powerbomb. Meanwhile Brawler comes up from behind trying to attack Whitey, but Jonathan runs in a spears him, sending both Brawler and himself through the ropes. Whitey lifts up TTS and hits the BURNINNNNNNG HAMMMMMERRRRRR! and covers TTS for the pin.
1.....2.....3!
Here are your winners, Whitey Fats and the WWCF Hardcore Champion Jonathan Michaels!
Brawler tries to attack Whitey with his wrench, but Jonathan tackles him and they roll to the outside, and brawl their way up the ramp. Whitey picks up TTS’s belt, and raises it high in the air, before exiting with it.
Whitey gaining a lot of momentum entering his big match with TTS next week.
He also just committed grand theft title! That’s TTS’s belt, you crook!
Up next, grbjazzman takes on “Evil La Parka”!
grbjazzman V. “Evil La Parka“
This match is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*La Parka Theme*
Introducing first, from Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 225 pounds, “Evil La Parka”!
*Sing, Sang, Sung*
And his opponent, from Fulton, New York, weighing in at 206 pounds, grbjazzman!
Jazzman starts by offering his hand in respect to Evil La Parka. At first Parka seems skeptical but accepts the handshake, before quickly kicking Jazzman in the stomach. He delivers a series of right hands before throwing Jazzman into the ropes. On the rebound, Jazzman ducks a clothesline and bounces off the opposite ropes before hitting an elbow smash on Parka, stunning him. Jazzman uses this chance to bounce off the ropes again, hitting a clothesline knocking Parka to the ground. Jazzman hits a leg drop and goes for the cover.
1.....2..Parka kicks out.
Jazzman picks up Parka and lifts him up, attempting a vertical suplex. However Parka counters it and hits a big suplex of his own. He quickly goes for the pin on a downed Jazzman, but instead lifts him shoulders up before laughing maniacally. He picks up Jazzman and hits a second and then a third vertical suplex, before signaling he is going to the top rope. He attempts to hit Jazzman with The X-Ray, but Jazzman is just able to roll out of the way, causing Parka to land on the canvas.
Both men slowly get up, with Jazzman getting up first. He goes after Parka only to be punched in the face by Parka. The two trade punches for a bit with Jazzman getting the upper hand and throwing Parka into the ropes. On the rebound he hits Parka with a big Back Body Drop. Parka quickly gets back up but he gets hit by a vicious enziguri that sends him reeling into the turnbuckle. Jazzman signals the crowd and charges Parka, making him Take The A Train. The crowd roars with cheers as Jazzman covers Parka.
1.....2.....3!
Here is your winner, grbjazzman!
As Jazzman celebrates, Seth Drakin and his followers are shown watching the match from an unknown location.
Well, Jazzman picks up another win as he heads on to Botch at the Beach, and a match with Seth Drakin for the Championship of Honor.
And he looks ready too, Gorilla. But Seth and his goons look they know what they’re doing.
It should be a most interesting match, that’s for sure, Jess!
Up next, former partners collide, with a PPV title match at stake. Joyful Hate battles Two Guys Who Seriously Rock, next!
Tag Team Title Contender’s Match: Joyful Hate (Square and Relegate Hunter) vs. Two Guys Who Seriously Rock (Cthulhu and Starshine)
The following contest is scheduled for one fall and-
*Someone clearing their throat is heard on the PA*
Michael Muffer, do us all a favour and just stop even trying.
All you paying ladies and gentlemen, children who force them to buy our merchandise. Prepare yourself for the show of your lifetime.
*Cherub Rock by Smashing Pumpkins plays on the PA as Cthulhu with his guitar enters the ramp flanked by Starshine. Chthulu kneels down in a rocker pose with his guitar while Starshine, holding a custom pink and purple mic with a large star, poses behind him.*
I am the "Technical Professional," Starshine, he is the "Corporate Rocker," Cthulhu. Together we are Two Guys Who Seriously Rock!
*The two make their way down to the ring and pose on opposite turnbuckles.*
What the hell is this Jesse?
It's called 'showmanship' Gorilla. Why am I not surprised you've never heard of it before?
I know showmanship, and I also know plain obnoxiousness. This would fall in the later category.
Now, now Gorilla. This is just what all the kids are into these days. Don't blame yourself for being out of touch.
*Using his custom mic* As some of you may have heard, and for those who haven't; you should have read the spoilers, Mr. D-Day Dave has decided to take his annual 36 week vacation starting tonight. So what that means is that he has left the control of this company in the very capable hands of WWCF Corporate. That includes Sam. *boo's* That includes Tyfo. *boo's* That includes our glass boned, WWCF Champion Little Naitch *slightly mixed reaction favoring cheers* That includes both the Corporate Rocker and myself. *Boo's while Cthulhu strums a few chords.* So that means we have the power to control all the matches. So tonight I want to make this clear to you John Creed. *turns to the referee* Tonight between the bells you don't have any discretion. Anyone breaks the rules, they're immediately disqualified. No questions asked., understood? *Creed objects pointing to his ref shirt. Starshine and Cthulhu back him into a corner.* Understood? *Creed holds up his hands and nods. Starshine and Cthulhu turn back to address the crowd* Tonight we become the undisputed next WWCF Tag Team Champions. We promise to give you a performance you won't ever forget. We love you Saint Louis. Buy a t-shirt, enjoy our show.
Am I hearing things, or did he say Saint Louis?
...No comment.
*'Smile Like You Mean It' by the Killers plays on the PA. Square leads his team stopping at the top of the ramp. He drops his jacket and sunglasses and stares at the corporate team while Relegate Hunter bounces and plays to the crowd behind him. He suddenly sprints down to the ring. Meanwhile Relegate Hunter is ambushed by the Pharris brothers from behind and they drag him backstage.*
Square slides in and immediately targets Starshine taking him down and pounding on him. Cthulhu drags him off but is leveled himself with an elbow to the face. Starshine rolls outside to escape but is quickly followed by his old partner. Square chases him around the ring and follows him back inside. Cthulhu tries to intercept him but Square ducks and hits him on the rebound with a lariat. Starshine spins him around but is hit with a stiff right. Square shoves him into the corner and continues the beat down. Cthulhu grabs his guitar and nails Square in the back of his head, denting his instrument in the process. Starshine uncovers his eyes to see the collapsed Square and looks up at Cthulhu and his broken guitar. He creeps to his feet and looks at the referee.
Ring the bell!
*The bell rings*
Not like this.
Starshine immediately goes for the pin.
1...
2...
Square kicks out!
Starshine is freaking out, he grabs Cthulhu's guitar from him and prepares to hit him again. The referee warns him of disqualification and he reluctantly throws it outside. Cthulhu comes in and picks up Square in the Death Magnetic position. He motions to Starshine who positions himself in front of him. Cthulhu delivers a Death Magnetic as Starshine catches Square head into an X-Factor facebuster.
Starshine goes for the pin.
1...
2...
3
They call that Shock Rock Gorilla. What a move.
You mean what a joke. I can't believe this is how we determined the number one contenders for the tag team titles. This is just ridiculous.
Correction Gorilla. This is how you win. I have a feeling this won't be the last time we see it either.
The winners of this match, Cthulhu and Starshine; Two Guys Who Seriously Rock.
*Starshine takes his mic and looks at the fallen Square*
And the loser of this match... Square.
*Cthulhu takes his broken guitar and lays it across Square. The two make their way to the back as a few paramedics come out to check on Square. However, as they get halfway up the ramp…*
The lights suddenly go out as the Titantron lights up. Scenes from Nazi Germany are shown. As Hitler rallies his troops for battle and to victory over the French, wispy words show up over the scene. They say, "Take It" and "Face the Power." However the scene suddenly changes to a battlefield, with bullets flying everywhere, and countless people dying on screen. The same two lines appear on the screen from before. This time however, a third line is added under it that says "Your Power is the key." Suddenly the scene stops and in big white letters the phrase, "Can you comprehend?" is shown. Suddenly the titantron shuts off and the lights come back up. Starshine and Cthulhu looks visibly paler as they walk the rest of the way up the ramp, shaken up by the scenes before them.
(we see The Sam getting coffee from the catering table)
The Sam – Why am I getting my own coffee? Where is BRB when you need him?
(Fred Neric approaches)
Fred Neric – Fred Neric here, The Sam a lot of people are still sceptical about your supposed “dealings” with Stryker.
The Sam – What are you talking about Fred?
Fred – Well, for one thing, Stryker has not officially come out and said he will join WWCF Corporate. And furthermore no one, including myself, has been able to get in contact with Stryker about these supposed dealings or anything else. So how did you get in contact with him?
The Sam – Fred, I’m The Sam, I have connections everywhere. Unlike you in the media, I got connections to everyone and anyone. So finding Stryker took a bit of initiative but I can say I did find him.
Fred Neric – Really? Well if that’s the case. What did you offer Stryker that would make him want to come back?
The Sam – You wanna know Fred?
It wasn’t glory, it wasn’t honor, it wasn’t these fans, it was money.
You see, when I got into contact with Stryker all I said was “Baby? What’s it going to take to get you back into WWCF?” and all he said was “Sam, if you got the money honey, I got the time”. And Fred, Stryker is here tonight. In an undisclosed location. But when the time comes, Stryker will be in that ring, signing hat contract, and becoming the newest member of WWCF Corporate.
Fred Neric – Well finally, what does Littlenaitch think about this?
The Sam – I am well aware of Naitches injuries. And the fact they were caused by Stryker. But you see Fred, that’s why I am contracting Stryker.
He proved how vicous he is, by attacking the World champion. Also, in the contract he has agreed to not injure any other member of WWCF Corporate.
Fred Neric – Thankyou for your time.
(The Sam leaves)
Fred – Back to you at ringside.
Well, in just a moment, we’re going to see Tyfo take on Viva Los Bio Dome. But first we want to send our best wishes to the WWCF World Champion.
Indeed, Gorilla. Last week, Little Naitch was viciously attacked following his match, and is now laying in a coma. Naitch, hang in there, buddy. We’re all pullin’ for ya!
Up next, Viva Los Bio Dome V. Tyfo!
Viva Los Bio Dome V. Tyfo w/ The Sam and The Farris Brothers
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*New Blackjacks theme*
Introducing first, being accompanied by The Sam and The Farris Brothers. From Dallas, Texas, and weighing in at 245 pounds, Tyfo!
*Safety Dance*
And his opponent. From Hayward, California, weighing in at 195 pounds, Viva Los Bio Dome!
Viva and Tyfo lock up, and Viva pushes Tyfo against the ropes. The ref orders a clean break and get’s one. They tie up again, and the same thing. On the third try, Viva once again breaks clean, but Tyfo catches him with a cheap shot. Tyfo stays on Viva, clubbing him with forearms and elbows. Viva fights back, knocking Tyfo to the mat with a clothesline. Viva locks in a running side headlock, but Tyfo rolls him up.
1
Kickout, and back to the headlock. Tyfo tries to get free, but Viva keeps it locked in tight. Tyfo is about to tap, but The Sam jumps on the ring apron distracting the ref. The Farris Brothers quickly dive in the ring, and beat down Viva, and roll Tyfo on top. The ref turns around, and makes the count.
1
2
Kickout.
Tyfo and Viva are both down now, and the ref starts his count.
1
2
3
4
Tyfo starts to stir.
5
Viva’s moving slowly now.
6
7
Tyfo’s on his knees.
8
Viva’s crawling towards the ropes.
9
Tyfo’s up, breaking the count. Tyfo catches Viva with a high knee, which knocks the former Heatz!!1 Champion out of the ring. Tyfo follows him to the floor, and whips him into the crowd control barrier, as the ref begins his count.
1
2
Tyfo charges at Viva, who ducks…
3
4
And Tyfo goes flying over the barrier and into the crowd.
5
Viva follows Tyfo into the crowd,
6
7
And the two trade punches amongst the fans.
8
9
10!
Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has counted both men out!
In the crowd, Tyfo and Viva are still going at it, oblivious to the fact that the match is over. The Farris Brothers enter the crowd, and pull Tyfo back over the barrier. Viva remains in the crowd, taunting Tyfo.
Well, that sucked. How can a match like that end in a double countout, Gorilla?!
Hold on Jess. I’m getting word from backstage that because this match had no winner, a rematch has been ordered for Botch at the Beach! Viva will face Tyfo, and it will be a Falls Count Anywhere match!
Finally! Somebody back there is using their head!
Up next, our main event. The Sinful and The Deadly take on the WWCF World Tag Team Champions, King Motor-Colt and Above Average!
Non-Title Match: Above Average and King Motor-Colt V. The Sinful and The Deadly(Koda and Legion)
The following tag team contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit.
*Agent of Chaos*
Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 476 pounds, Legion, and the WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion, Koda, The Sinful and The Deadly!
*It’s Hard To Speak Without A Tongue*
And their opponents. At a total combined weight of 507 pounds, they are the WWCF World Tag Team Champions. King Motor-Colt and the WWCF Inter-Forums Champion, Above Average!
Colt and Above Average offer a handshake to Legion and Koda who, after a bit of hesitation, accept it. As Colt and AA head to their corner though, Legion and Koda attack them from behind. The ref pulls them off, and Koda and AA start off. Koda rams his knee in to AA’s back, and then comes down hard with all his weight on the Champion’s spine. The Heatz!!1 Champion hit’s a DDT, and covers Double A.
1
2
Kickout.
Koda kick’s AA hard in the ribs, and then tags Legion in. Legion pick’s A Double up by the throat, and tosses him into the corner. The Demonic One goes for a big splash, but Double A moves, and Legion slams into the turnbuckle. As Legion steps out of the corner, dazed, AA catches him with a Superkick. Cover!
1!
2!
Koda breaks it up. The Heatz!!1 Champion suplexes AA, and pulls Legion over to their corner. Legion reaches up and tags Koda in. AA tries to tag Colt, but Koda dives in between them, and dropkick’s Colt off the apron. Koda continues to dissect the Inter-Forum Champion, hitting him with punches and knees and elbows. Following a knee drop, Koda makes a cover.
1
2
Kickout!
Koda applies a headlock, and transitions it into the Arkham Straightjacket! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Koda angrily sends AA into the corner for the Arkham Roundup, but misses on the Pele. Both men are down now, and they begin inching towards their corners. Koda get’s there first and tags Legion in, but AA is able to make the hot tag to Colt! Colt charges at Legion, and hit’s a jawbreaker, followed by a Million Dollar kneelift! Koda tries to slow Colt down, but is met with a running neckbreaker! Colt then goes to the top rope and hit’s a flying forearm to both men! With both men staggered, AA hit’s the Superkick on Koda, knocking him to the outside, while Colt locks in the Final Thought on Legion. The Demonic One taps out.
Here are your winners, Above Average and King Motor-Colt!
The Tag Team Champions celebrate their win, but Starshine and Cthulhu jump them from behind. Starshine hit’s the Starblind on AA, and then he and Cthulhu go for the Shock Rock n Colt, but Koda and Legion chase them away. Colt helps AA up, and they turn around to face Koda and Legion. After a short staredown, Legion and Koda offer a handshake, which AA and Colt accept.
The Champions pick up the win, Jess.
But don’t count on that happening next week at the PPV, Gorilla!
Will Stryker sign with WWCF Corporate? Find out, next!
(Bobby Heenan Theme)
Muffer – Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the WWCF Executive of Champions, representing WWCF Corporate, The Sam.
(The Sam walks down to the ring wearing a tuxedo with contract in hand)
The Sam – Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages. Allow me to introduce to you. He stands at 5’11, he weighs in at 240 lbs. He hails from the “Depths of soul”? Nice neighborhood, they should tear it down and build a slum.
Anyway, please welcome the NEWEST member of WWCF Corporate. STRYKER DUCK SILENCE!!!
(Strykers music hits and out comes Stryker wearing his patented look of black kilt and leather jacket and enters the ring)
The Sam – Now before we get to the conract signing I would just like to say a few words.
Now as many of these fans would know, you and I have had a storied past. The matches that you and Milo had with The Family, why even we had a “Platypus suit match” at one point. I forgot who won that match. I’m pretty sure it was me, butI digress. We are not out here to talk about the past Stryker, we are here to talk about the future. Your future to be exact.
Now I know you had some hesitations about this Stryker. But believe me, it’s for your own good. You will be receiving a lot of money. You will have a health plan. You will be set for life. And as you would know, I have an impressive track record . Everyone I have ever managed has become a champion at some point. Look at the names Stryker. Tromboneman, Tyfo, TTS, Starshine, Boiler Room Brawler…he got “Employee of the Week” last week…oh, and Littlenaitch.
Speaking of which. I hope you are still ok with apologizing to Naitch for your actions last week.
Now before you sign this contract, is there anything you would like to say?
(The Sam hands Stryker the microphone)
I have fought and I have won and I have lost. After all the highs and lows I've been through, I'd like to say I've learned something. An unveriable truth. If you can't beat them, join them. It's not a question of integrity, I never had much of that anyway, it's a question of getting things done and taking the steps I need to climb the ladder and claim my rightful spot in the company that I built.
The Sam – Well with that out of the way, lets sign this contract and make it official.
(The Sam grabs a pen and signs the contract)
There, now it’s your turn.
(Stryker is hesitant, he looks over the contract. He looks towards the fans. He looks at the camera. He looks at The Sam. He grabs the pen and signs the dotted line.)
The Sam – Ladies and Gentlemen, the NEWEST member of WWCF Corporate, STRYKER!
*The Sam extends his hand with beaming corny smile, and Stryker reaches out, and accepts the handshake, but holds on...*
You know, I'd like to say I'd learned that lesson, but you know what? I flunked out!
*With his spare hand, Stryker lays a sharp knife edge chop across The Sam's chest, then pulls him in and hits a belly to belly suplex, throwing The Sam over the ring. Stryker grabs the contract and tears it up, letting it drop on The Sam. Stryker poses for a moment, and The Sam groggily crawls up behind and goes for a Low Blow, but Stryker catches his arm. He throws himself over in a somersault, dragging The Sam over in a brutal Armdrag slam, locking in the Armbar. The Sam writhes around before Stryker releases the hold then grabs the pen and attacks The Sam with it.
Stryker gets up and shakes his head towards the camera. We see The Sam holding the ropes with blood pouring from his face. Stryker grabs The Sam and starts jamming the pen into The Sams forehead causing more blood.
Stryker gets out of the ring. He looks underneath the ring and grabs a chain. He slides back into the ring and wraps it around his fist. The Sam staggers towards Stryker who Punches The Sam with the chain around his fist. Stryker then wraps the chain around The Sams throat and drags him out of the ring and up the ramp. Stryker grabs the other end of the chain and throws it over the Crapertron and starts hoisting The Sam up. The show closes with Stryker posing in front of a bloody, beaten The Sam being hung by his neck from the Crapertron)
Match writing credits: Aaron Enigma, Starshine, and Evil M. Additional segments contributed by The Sam and Stryker.
Heatz!!1 July 19th, 2009
Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, he can believe it‘s not butter, Jesse King!
Gorilla, only one word can describe this show: Amazing!
I‘m not gonna lie, Jess, I completely agree! Tonight, CageKing, Buck Futter, and “Champagne” Jay Carroll will battle it out to determine the number one contender to the Heatz!!1 Championship!
Also, we‘ll see some insane hardcore action, as Headbanger Man takes on Skitzo!
We‘ll the return of The Amazing Brahma Bull, as he takes on "TheShowStoppin Classic" JB Hendu!
And to start us off, we have The Pushkilla taking on KCB!
KCB V. The Pushkilla
The following contest is ser for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*My Way*
Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 235 pounds, KCB!
*Supernaut*
And his opponent, from The First State, weighing in at 245 pounds, The Push Killa!
The two men lock up in the center of the ring. KCB gets the upper hand and puts a headlock on Push. Push drops to knees, slipping out of the headlock and quickly sweeps the leg of KCB, knocking him down. Push quickly jumps onto KCB, mounting him and delivering a quick series of elbow to the head. The ref separates Push from KCB, but KCB jumps up and knocks Push down with an elbow to the back of the head while the ref talks to him. KCB quickly goes for a cover.
1...Push easily kicks out.
KCB picks up Push and whips him into the corner. KCB charges at Push but he dodges and KCB rams into the turnbuckle. Taking advantage, Push hits a quick hangman's neckbreaker on the stunned KCB, and goes for the pin.
1.....2..KCB gets his shoulder up.
Push lifts up KCB and delivers a vicious european uppercut, knocking KCB into a turnbuckle. Push delivers a few more uppercuts before the ref pulls him away. As he goes back to KCB, KCB kicks Push in the midsection and hits a fast DDT. Both men struggle to get to their feet after the exchange. KCB makes it up first and charges at Push, who barely gets out of the way. KCB bounces off the ropes and attempts to hit a clothesline on Push but Push counters by grabbing KCB's arm and using the momentum hits a vicious Reverse STO. He picks up KCB and moves behind him before locking in the katahajime submission. Dropping to the ground and crossing his legs around KCB, Push uses a body scissors to prevent KCB from getting out. KCB valiantly tries to break the hold, but eventually taps out.
Here is your winner, The Pushkilla!
Well, Gorilla. Pushkilla finally picks up a win here on Heatz!!1.
Indeed Jess, and what a performance by both men! Up next, The Amazing Brahma Bull takes on “The ShowStoppin Classic“ JB Hendu!
The Amazing Brahma Bull V. "TheShowStoppin Classic" JB Hendu
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*Cult of Personality*
First, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 219 pounds, The Amazing Brahma Bull!
*Hair of the Dog*
And his opponent, from Newport, Tennessee, weighing in at 265 pounds, “TheShowStoppin Classic” JB Hendu!
Bull and Hendu tie up, and Bull takes Hendu down with a front facelock. Bull locks in a submission hold, and works over the neck with clubbing blows. Hendu battles back, and reverses the hold. Bull struggles, but is able to reach the ropes, forcing a break. Hendu applies a side headlock, but Bull pushes him off. Bull clothesline’s Hendu, but the “ShowStoppin Classic” stays up. Bull goes for a second clothesline, but Hendu ducks, and hit’s a neckbreaker, and goes for the cover.
1
Kickout.
Hendu picks up Bull, but the Amazing One jabs him in the eye. Hendu drops his opponent, and Bull hit’s a release German suplex. He stomps the arm a few times, and applies a hammerlock. He slams his knees into Hendu’s back a few times, and continues to wrench the hold. Hendu fights his way out, and goes for a piledriver, but the damage done to his back and neck catches up with him, and he drops Bull. Bull quickly capitalizes, taking out the legs, and applying a Sharpshooter. Hendu has no choice but to tap.
Here is your winner, The Amazing Brahma Bull!!
Well, he‘s had a couple of weeks off, but The Amazing One showed isn‘t suffering from ring rust, and that‘s no Bull!
…….And following that unspeakably bad pun. Up next, we have hardcore mayhem!
Hardcore Maatch: The Headbanger Man V. Skitzo
The following is a hardcore match!
*My Way*
Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 235 pounds, KCB!
*Walker Texas Ranger Theme*
And his opponent, from Dallas, Texas by way of Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 265 pounds, Buck Futter!
At the start, Skitzo goes to the outside, and starts throwing weapons into the ring. Headbanger Man arms himself with a chair, and waits for Skitzo to reenter. Headbanger Man lays into Skitzo with the chair, hammering him in the back, the head, the legs, and the arms. Skitzo tries to mount an offense, but Headbanger Man is ruthless. After several chairshots, he covers him.
1
2
Kickout!
Headbanger Man pulls Skitzo up for the Double Bass DDT, but Skitzo surprises Headbanger with a lowblow, and then a DDT of his own. Cover!
1
Kickout!
Skitzo leg drops Headbanger and covers him again.
1!
Kickout!
Skitzo grabs a trashcan, and places it over Headbanger’s head, then grabs the chair and fires away. After around 5 shots, Skitzo dropkick’s Headbanger, and drops an elbow, hurting his already injured arm. He manages to crawl over and make the cover.
1!
2!
KICKOUT!!!
Skitzo stomps Headbanger(who still has the trashcan over his head) and goes to the top rope. Skitzo leaps off with a frogsplash, but Headbanger crawls out of the can just as Skitzo lands. Skitzo crashes onto the trashcan, as Headbanger pulls himself up. As Skitzo writhes in pain, Headbanger pulls him up and delivers the Double Bass DDT! Cover!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!!!
Headbanger angrily lifts Skitzo up on the top rope, and delivers the Blastbeat Bomb! COVER!
1!
2!
3!
The winner of the match, The Headbanger Man!
And Headbanger Man shows why he‘s still a force to be reckoned with in the Hardcore division!
Skitzo gave it everything, but in the end, Headbanger Man was just better.
Folks, our main event is next. CageKing V. Buck Futter V. “Champagne“ Jay Carroll!
Cageking V. Buck Futter V. “Champagne“ Jay Carroll
The following triple threat match is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit, and it is the Heatz!!1 Championship number one contender‘s match!
*Cageking walks to the ring, rapping his entrance*
Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 295 pounds, CageKing!
*Walker Texas Ranger Theme*
Next, from Dallas, Texas by way of Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 265 pounds, Buck Futter!
*Panic Switch*
And, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds, “Champagne” Jay Carroll!
The match starts with Cage and Buck locking up, while Jay calmly moves out of the ring, letting the two men fight. They exchange punches until Buck gets the upper hand and throws Cage into the ropes. Jay on the outside grabs the leg of Cage, tripping him and pulling him out of the ring. Jay hits a kick to the stomach and DDT, dropping Cage on the outside.
Jay enters the ring and him and Buck exchange fists, with Jay getting the upper hand until Buck kicks him in the stomach and hits a vertical suplex on him. He locks an armbar on Jay, but Jay quickly gets out of it and stands up. The two lock up again, and Jay pushes Buck into the corner. Buck manages to reverse their positions. The ref breaks up the exchange, but not before Buck delivers a vicious chop to the chest of Jay. Jay counters with a chop of his own, and the two trade chops while the crowd "WOO!"s. Jay gets the advantage but both men are suddenly clotheslined by Cage. Cage picks up Jay and throws him out of the ring. Then he turns to Buck who he picks up and then hits a swinging neckbreaker on. He goes for the pin.
1.....2.Buck kicks out.
Cage picks up Buck but Buck quickly kicks him in the back of the leg. He hits Cage with a Spinebuster and moves to lock in the Bucklock. He locks in the Bucklock and Cage writhes in pain. However before Cage taps out, Jay interferes and breaks the submission. Cage slowly rolls from the ring as Buck and Jay brawl. Buck tries to go for the Futternutter but Jay counters by grabbing the leg. He harshly throws the leg down before hitting a vicious STO. Jay uses an Oklahoma Roll to pin Buck.
1.....2.....3!
Here is your winner, “Champagne“ Jay Carroll!
As Jay celebrates, Koda appears on the stage and holds up the Heatz!!1 Championship. Jay motions that he’s coming for the title.
Well, “Champagne“ Jay Carroll earns himself a shot at Koda at Botch at the Beach!
Yeah, but he’s gonna have his hands full with the Heatz!!1 Champion, Gorilla.
Well, it should be a hotly contested match no matter what. For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight from Heatz!!1
Match writing credits: Aaron Enigma and Evil M
Monday NiteRaw July, 13th, 2009
Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, he knows Who’s on first, but he’s not telling, Jesse King!
Gorilla, what a night, and what a show this is going to be!
Absolutely, Jess! Tonight, Above Average will defend his Inter-Forum Championship against his friend and stablemate, Evil Masked wordlifeecw!
Last week, we saw Square make his return to the WWCF, and tonight, he‘ll be in action, teaming with his brother, Relegate Hunter, and Whitey Fats, to face The Southwest Connection and TTS!
The Boiler Room Brawler, The Headbanger Man, and Skitzo will battle in a triple threat match to try and earn a shot at Jonathan Michaels‘ Hardcore Championship.
Tonight, Viva Los Bio Dome will be forced to pay the piper, as he battles Cthulhu and Starshine in a handicap match!
And in our opening contest, we will see the number one contender to the Championship of Honor, grbjazzman, take on Doley in singles competition!
grbjazzman V. Doley
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Man With The Plan*
Introducing first, from Belfast, Northern Ireland, weighing in at 280 pounds, Doley!
*Sing, Sang, Sung*
And his opponent, from Fulton, New York, weighing in at 206 pounds, grbjazzman!
Doley and Jazzman tie up, and Doley goes for a suplex. Jazzman lands on his feet, and nails Doley with a punch. He whips him into the ropes, and catches him on the way back with a back body drop, and a kneedrop. Cover.
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Kickout.
Jazzman hiptosses Doley, and follows up with a underhook suplex. Cover.
1
Kickout.
Jazzman goes for a legdrop, but Doley rolls out of the way. Doley catches Jazzman with a diving clothesline, and an elbow drop. Cover.
1
Kickout.
Doley runs the ropes, but Jazzman ducks the incoming clothesline, and nails Doley with a devastating lariat! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Jazzman picks Doley up and goes for a brainbuster, but Doley slides out, and goes for the Dolinator. Jazzman blocks it, and hit’s the Takin’ The A Train! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, grbjazzman!
With Botch at the Beach less than 2 weeks away, Seth Drakin has to be getting worried. Jazzman is at the top of his game right now.
Well, Gorilla, he may be on a role now, but we’ll see what happens at Botch at the Beach. Jazzman has a history of choking in big time title matches.
Well, whatever happens, it is sure to be an exciting match.
Up next, Viva Los Bio Dome in action, as he faces Corporate’s Cthulhu and Starshine in a handicap match!
Viva Los Bio Dome V. The Corporate Rockstars(Cthulhu and Starshine) w/ D-Day Dave and the Farris Brothers
The following is a handicap match, set for one fall.
*Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann OST*
Introducing first, representing Corporate. Weighing in tonight at a total combined weight of 400 pounds, and being accompanied by the CEO of WWCF, Mr. D-Day Dave, and official WWCF Security staff, the Farris Brothers. The team of Cthulhu and Starshine, the Corporate Rockstars!
*Safety Dance*
And their opponent, from Hayward, California, weighing in at 195 pounds, Viva Los Bio Dome!
Viva and Starshine lock up, and Viva goes for a takedown, but Cthulhu charges in and clothesline’s Viva to the mat. Starshine stomps Viva and then goes to the top rope. He dives off, but Viva rolls out of the way, and Starshine faceplants. Viva is up, and as Starshine get’s to his feet, Viva hit’s a couple of jabs, and goes for the Purple Sticky Punch, but Cthulhu nails Viva in the back of the head with a Shining Wizard. Starshine quickly covers Viva.
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2
Kickout!
Starshine legdrop’s Viva, and goes for a rolling thunder, but Viva get’s his knees up. Viva starts pulling himself up, but Cthulhu knees him in the back from the ring apron Starshine catches Viva in a small package!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Starsine goes for a snap suplex, but Viva blocks it, and hit’s the Bio DOME! Cover!
1!
2!
Cthulhu breaks up the pin! Viva goes after Cthulhu, who rolls to the outside. Viva gives chase, but smacks right into the Farris brothers. Viva’s ready to fight them, but Cthulhu and Starshine attack him from behind and toss him back in the ring. Cthulhu officially tags in, and delivers a Japanese ocean cyclone suplex to Viva! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Cthulhu pulls Viva up, and tosses him into the corner. Cthulhu charges, but Viva gets his feet up! With Cthulhu dazed, Viva hit’s a succession of jabs, and winds up for the Purple Sticky Punch, but D-Day Dave distracts the referee. Starshine takes advantage and nails Viva in the back of the head with Cthulhu’s guitar! Viva goes down in a heap, and Starshine rolls Cthulhu on top of him.
1!
2!
3!
Here are your winner, Cthulhu and Starshine, The Corporate Rockstars!
Starshine continues to stomp Viva after the bell, and Cthulhu and the Farris brothers join in. The Farris boys hold up Viva, and D-Day Dave slaps him across the face. Cthulhu then lifts him up for the Death Magnetic, but…
What?! Koda running out here!
What is going on here, Gorilla!
Koda hit’s the ring, and the Farris boys usher Dave out of harm’s way. Starshine get’s in Koda’s face, but the Heatz!!1 Champion spews Joker Venom in his face. Starshine falls to the mat, laughing uncontrollably. Cthulhu pulls his partner out of the ring, and carries him to the back. Viva looks at Koda, confused, as the Champion just giggles, and leaves the ring.
What was that about?!
I have no idea Jess. Koda and Viva were once partners, but when they split, they had one of the most brutal feuds I have ever seen!
And now they’re buddies again? This makes no sense, Gorilla!
Well, Jess. Perhaps we’ll get some answers in due time. But up next, a number one contender’s Triple Threat match for the Hardcore Championship!
Triple Threat Number One Contender’s Hardcore Match: The Headbanger Man V. The Boiler Room Brawler V. Skitzo
The following is a triple threat hardcore match, set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit. The winner will be named the number one contender to the WWCF Hardcore Championship! Introducing first, your special guest timekeeper, and the current Hardcore Champion, Jonathan Michaels!
Jonathan is seen already seated at ringside.
*Wild Child*
Introducing first, from Kent, England, weighing in at 263 pounds, The Headbanger Man!
*I’m So Bad(Baby I Don’t Care)*
Next, from Rockford, Illinois, weighing in at 350 pounds, The Boiler Room Brawler!
*Dogfight*
And, from Cork, Ireland, weighing in at 217 pounds, Skitzo!
At the bell, Skitzo jumps to the outside and starts pulling weapons out from under the ring. Brawler and Headbanger Man trade punches in the ring. Brawler whips Headbanger into the ropes, and catches him on the way back with a scoop slam. Cover.
1
Skitzo nails Brawler with a trashcan lid, breaking up the count. Skitzo nails Brawler with the lid again, and hit’s Headbanger as well. He then rolls to the outside, and grabs a frying pan. He returns to the ring, places the frying pan on the mat, and drop toehold’s Headbanger on it. As Brawler charges, Skitzo does the same to him. Cover.
1
Kickout.
Skitzo rolls to the outside, and starts chucking weapons into the ring. Headbanger get’s nailed in the head with a trashcan. Skitzo grabs a chair and reenters the ring. As Headbanger struggles to get up, Skitzo levels him with the chair, but turns around into a boot to gut, and a choke slam from Brawler. Cover.
1
Kickout.
Brawler tosses Skitzo to the outside, and turns his attention the Headbanger Man. He picks Headbanger up, and slams him into the turnbuckle, and then hit’s a running power slam on the chair. Cover.
1
2
Kickout!
Brawler picks Headbanger Man up by the throat, and tosses him in the corner. Brawler charges and nails a clothesline, followed by a spinebuster. Cover!
1!
2!
Skitzo breaks it up with a table across the back! Skitzo sets up the table, but Brawler hit’s a clubbing blow to Skitzo’s back, and whips him into the ropes. As Skitzo bounces back, Brawler catches him and just drops him to the mat. Brawler goes for the pin, but Headbanger lowblows him, and rolls him up.
1!
2!
Kickout!
Headbanger grabs the trashcan lid, and slams it against Brawler’s head. He then grabs the chair, and climbs to the top rope. He dives off with the chair, but Brawler moves. Headbanger lands on his feet, but Skitzo dropkick’s the chair back in his face. Headbanger goes down, but before Skitzo can make the cover, Brawler grabs him and power bomb’s through the table! COVER!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, The Boiler Room Brawler!
The referee raises Brawler’s hand, as BRB points at Jonathan Michaels, and makes the belt around the waist motion.
And there you have it folks, The Boiler Room Brawler is the number one contender to the Hardcore Championship!
If I were Jonathan Michaels, I’d be kissing that belt goodbye!
Up next, six man tag team action, as Square, Relegate Hunter, and Whitey Fats take on TTS and The Southwest Connection!
The Southwest Connection and TTS V. Whitey Fats, Relegate Hunter, and Square
The following six man tag team match is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit.
*I Don’t Care*
Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 680 pounds, the team of Square, Relegate Hunter, and Whitey Fats!
*New Blackjacks Theme*
And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 770 pounds, WWCF World Champion Little Naitch, and Tyfo, the Southwest Connection! And their partner, he is the current Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Champion, TTS!
The match starts with Square and Tyfo locking eyes and Tyfo saying something bout not being good enough for Corporate. This enrages Square and he charges only to get hit with an arm drag from Tyfo. After another arm drag Tyfo holds Square's arm and locks in an Armbar. Square quickly gets to his feet and delivers a couple punches to Tyfo but he gets stopped by a kick to the midsection. Tyfo quickly whips him into his corner. He tags in Littlenaitch.
Naitch comes in with a big kick to the stomach followed by a quick strut then a few chops, the crowd behind the vicious sound. He whips Square into the ropes but in the rebound Square hits a big DDT from nowhere. He crawls to the corner and tags in Whitey. Whitey comes in and picks up Naitch but he gets hit by a dropkick and Naitch quickly tags in TTS.
TTS enters and the former tag partners stare each other down. They lock up in the middle but Whitey quickly gets the advantage and locks in a headlock. However TTS hits Whitey with a big back suplex and starts laying in a series of elbow and leg drops to his former partner. Whitey crawls to the corner but TTS stops him and pulls him back to his own corner, tagging in Tyfo. Tyfo comes in and locks in a headlock in the middle of the ring. Whitey makes it to his feet but is quickly grounded by Tyfo. He gets up again and manages to hit a big slam on Tyfo.
Both men struggle to get to their corners. Whitey just barely makes the tag to Relegate as TTS is tagged back in. Relegate explodes into the ring with a clothesline on TTS, followed by one for Littlenaitch and Tyfo as they try to interfere. All three members of Corporate roll out of the ring to regroup, but they are met by Whitey and Square who quickly attack Littlenaitch and Tyfo. Relegate and TTS are left in the ring. TTS charges but Relegate scouts the move and jumps over TTS. However TTS stops quickly and deliver a Hangman's Neckbreaker on Relegate. He pins Relegate and uses the ropes for leverage while the ref is concentrated on Relegate's shoulders.
1.....2.....3!
Here are your winners, TTS, and The Southwest Connection!
The SWC and TTS celebrate, when…
The lights suddenly go out as the Titantron lights up. Scenes of a rebellion are shown. People are being killed left and right, violence and gore evident. Suddenly over the scene wispy words are shown. It says, "Take It". However, this time a second line is show, saying "Face the Power." Suddenly the scene stops and in big white letters the phrase, "Do you understand?" is shown. Suddenly the titantron shuts off and the lights come back up. Tyfo, TTS, and Naitch are visibly shaken by the images that were shown.
What the-
Square, Whitey, and Hunter attack The SWC and TTS from behind, and the six men brawl. Suddenly…
A commotion is seen in the crowd, as a long chain drops down hanging from the rafters, nearly hitting some crowd members. A figure slides down the chain from the darkened roof and lands the crowd. All those in the ring watch uneasily, unsure what is happening, but not wanting to take their eyes off their rivals.
The figure pushes his way through the crowd and hops the guardrail with a hockey mask on his face, wearing a trenchcoat. He drops the coat, revealing another chain wrapped around his gloved fist. Square approaches in a fighting stance, but takes a sucker shot to the gut at ringside, and a DDT onto the mat. Relegate Hunter rushes to his aid, but takes a knife edge chop with the chain to his chest, and gets whipped into the ring steps.
The attacker climbs onto the apron and SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY ONTO TTS AND THESAM. Lilnaitch is in the ring with a chair in hand, and the pair face off. Huge swing by naitch, but the masked man throws a punch with the chain into the chair, knocking it back at naitch, but leaving him reeling too, apparently with an injured hand. naitch rushes him again, but takes a Superkick, leaving him staggering dazed. He has the chain again...HAYMAKER WITH THE CHAINED FIST! NAITCH IS DOWN AND BLOODIED! He mounts naitch and continues to throw the punches to the open wound, smearing it over the canvas.
Tyfo rushes into the ring to save his partner, and hits a Double Axe Handle to push the attacker off. He looks for the reverse STO, but the attacker makes a standing switch and GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE CHAIR! He stands over the fallen wrestlers, then looks back at naitch...THE SLEEPER IS LOCKED ON NAITCH! The blood rushes from his forehead as he tries to fight away, but is too weakened and is out cold! TTS, Square, Relegate Hunter and WhiteyFats slide into the ring, but the attacker just pushes naitch down flat to the canvas and bails out.
He backs up the ramp, cockily swinging the chain in his left hand. As he reaches the stage, he drapes the chain around his shoulders and slowly removes the mask to reveal some well known facepaint... The opening bars of Shinobivsdragonninja blare out as we see Stryker Dark Silence standing on the stage, smiling. He picks up the one end of the chain, licks it, and blows a kiss to the infuriated men in the ring, before moving back through the curtain to the back.
Ladies and gentlemen, I cannot believe what we have just seen! Stryker has returned!
But who’s side is he really on, Gorilla?!
I’m sure that will be revealed in due time, but right now, folks, it’s time for our main event. Above Average defends the Inter-Forum Championship against Evil Masked wordlifeecw!
Inter-Forum Championship: Above Average © V. Evil Masked wordlifeecw
It's Hard to Speak Without a Tongue by Parkway Drive hits
The following contest is scheduled for One Fall and is for the Inter-Forum Championship. Introducing the special guest referee for this bout, from the Story, he is one half of the WWCF Tag Team Champions, King Colt!
King Colt walks out without his mask on, barely acknowledging the fans, keeping to himself. Of course he's in a referee shirt.
Thunderstruck by AC/DC hits
Introducing first, the challenger, also representing the Story, he is Evil Masked Wordlifeecw!
Wordlife come out to a huge pop, he and Colt shake hands.
The Prodigy - Poison hits
Introducing next, also from The Story, he is one half of the WWCF Teag Team Champions and the Longest Reigning Inter-Forum Champion of all time, This is Above Average!
AA comes out to an equally huge pop with a smile on his face. Wordlife is also smiling... Colt is not.
Wordlife and AA shake hands. AA goes to shake Colt's but they both hesitate for a bit, but eventually do. AA takes off his title and looks at it deeply, before kissing it and handing it to Colt. Colt takes it and looks at it for quite a while, then at AA, then back to the title. He raises it to the air and the match begins.
Above Average starts with an arm wringer, but Wordlife simply shrugs him off. AA goes for it again only for Wordlife to throw AA to the outside. Colt doesn't start the count out. He just sits back and watches. Wordlife goes to drag AA back in, but AA counters and hits a Stun Gun on Wordlife on the rope. AA then hits a Springboard clothesline for a One Count. AA goes to pick Wordlife up, but Wordlife hits with a huge uppercut. Wordlife then hits a hard Irish Whip into the corner, following up with a harsh clothesline. Worldife starts punching at AA in the corner and Colt does nothing about it. Wordlife notices this and simply stops punching. AA then looks at Colt confused for him not trying to break it up. AA and Wordlife start going punch for punch, but AA hits a Drop Toe Hold on Wordlife and connects with The Garvin Stomps. He runs to the ropes and comes back with a quick elbow drop and goes for the pin.
1... Kickout!
AA then glares at Colt and accuses a slow count. AA goes to get in Colt's face, but Wordlife spins him around and connects with a nice Big Boot for a two count. Wordlife throws AA into the ropes, and catches him with an Ocklahoma Power Slam. Wordlife goes for the pin for another two count. Wordlife then locks him in a Camel Clutch, but AA gets to the ropes. Colt does nothing to break it up. Wordlife notices this and lets go of AA. AA then gets in Colt's face.
What the hell man?
It's nothing personal, I wanna see you fight for this... if that title means so much to you, you need to prove it!
AA gets pissed and turns around right into a hard right punch from Wordlife. Wordlife goes for the Pin but Colt ignores it, saying that you can't end it like that. Worldife gets a bit annoyed at Colt himself, the distraction leads to AA hitting a German Suplex on him. Colt smiles and says "That's more like it". AA goes for the pin.
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2
Kickout!
AA can't believe it and starts having a tantrum. He then looks at Colt accuses a slow count. Wordlife turns him around and goozles him, connecting with a huge Chokeslam.
1
2
Kickout!
Colt then goes to AA and asks "What? Was THAT a slow count?"
AA gets furious and starts yelling full on at Colt, going as far to push him. Colt tell AA to "Calm down, we're friends, Tag Champs... The Story remember?"
Wordlife then kicks AA in the gut and attempts The Journey to Hell, but AA wriggles out of it and levels AA with a Superkick. AA goes for the Cover and Colt hesitates for a bit, before going in for the pin fall.
1
2
3!
The winner of the match and STILL Inter-Forum champion... Above Average!
AA looks annoyed with Colt at first, but Colt hands him the title and after a brief stare down, AA takes it and the two men embrace. Wordlife then gets to his feet and spins AA around, only to congratulate him, and raise his hand in victory. Wordlife then says Tonight... You were the better man.
What a match that was! For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight!
The Story celebrate in the ring together and the show comes to a close.
Match writing credits: Evil M, Aaron Enigma, and King Colt.
Heatz!!1 July 12th, 2009
Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, the George Foreman of commentary, Jesse King!
Gorilla, what a show we have tonight!
Absolutely, Jess! Tonight, Cageking takes on the Pushkilla in our main event.
Also, we‘ll se Buck Futter take on KCB.
We‘ll see two newcomers in action, as "Champagne" Jay Carroll battles "TheShowStoppin Classic" JB Hendu!
And what better way to kick it all off, than to have the Heatz!!1 Champion, Koda, in action!
Koda V. Stevierichardsfan Babyface w/ Eli
The following contest is ser for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Agent of Chaos*
Introducing first, from Gotham, weighing in at 223 pounds, he is the Sunday Night Heatz!!1 Champion, Koda!
*Leave the Memories Alone*
And his opponent, from Badstreet, USA, weighing in at pounds, Stevierichardsfan Babyface!
At the bell, Koda whips Stevie into the ropes, and scoop slams him on the way back. He drops the elbow across Stevie’s chest, before pulling the Wargame Warrior up, and whipping him into the corner. The Heatz!!1 Champion charges, but Stevie get’s his foot up. Koda steps back, stunned, and Stevie catches him with a bulldog. Cover.
1
Kickout.
Stevie pulls Koda up and snap suplexes him, and goes to the second rope. Stevie connects with a fist drop, and covers Koda again.
1
Kickout.
Stevie legdrop’s the Champion, and follows up with a running knee drop. Cover
1
Kickout.
Stevie pulls Koda up and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Koda reverses it. Stevie bounces back, block’s Koda’s hiptoss attempt, and hit’s the Stevie-T. Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Stevie goes to the top rope, and goes for the Steviesault, but Koda rolls out of the way! Both men are down!
1
2
3
4
5
Koda starts to pull himself up.
6
7
Koda’s on one foot.
8
Koda’s up, breaking the count. Stevie is on his feet as well, and Koda catches him with a kick to the midsection, followed by the Killing Joke! Cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, Koda!
Koda celebrates as the ref checks on Stevie.
Well, Gorilla. The Champion picked up a win there.
He certainly did Jess. But he better keep a close eye on the other matches tonight. We may be seeing his next challenger in action!
"Champagne" Jay Carroll V. "TheShowStoppin Classic" JB Hendu
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*Panic Switch*
First, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds, “Champagne” Jay Carroll!
*Hair of the Dog*
And his opponent, from Newport, Tennessee, weighing in at 265 pounds, “TheShowStoppin Classic” JB Hendu!
The match starts as both men size each other up. They seem to go for a lock up in the middle but Jay quickly ends that with a kick to the midsection followed by a few punches to the head. He hits a vicious punch on Hendu's back and then locks in a headlock. Hendu bounces off the ropes and throws Jay off of him. Jay counters by hitting a shoulder block. He goes for an elbow drop but Hendu rolls out of the way. As Jay gets up favoring his left elbow he's hit by a dropkick from Hendu. Hendu goes for the pin.
1....Jay kicks out easily.
Hendu tries to keep the match slow by using a headlock. Jay makes it to his feet eventually and delivers a back suplex. He quickly uses a headlock of his own on the downed Hendu. Hendu fights his way out of it and hits a DDT out of nowhere, leaving both men down. The ref starts to count and he makes it to 8 before either man makes it to their feet. Hendu hits a couple of clotheslines on Jay followed by a vertical suplex. As Jay gets up Hendu connects with a Big Boot. Hendu then taunts around for a few seconds before going for a big leg drop. However Jay is able to move out of the way. Jay gets up and hits a Shining Wizard on the stunned Hendu and goes for the pin.
1....2...Hendu just kicks out before the 3!
Jay is seemingly frustrated, but picks up Hendu and starts hitting a vicious punch combination. The final punch sends Hendu bouncing off the ropes and he gets hit by a huge Back Body Drop from Jay. Jay picks him up and bounces off the ropes for a clothesline but Hendu ducks it and hits a back body drop of his own. However when he goes to pick up Jay, he is pulled into a small package pin!
1....2....3!
Here is your winner, “Champagne” Jay Carroll!
Big win tonight for the newcomer, eh Jess!
Indeed, Gorilla. But he better not get too cocky. One win does not a title contender make.
Up next, KCB takes on Buck Futter!
KCB vs. Buck Futter
This match is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*My Way*
Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 235 pounds, KCB!
*Walker Texas Ranger Theme*
And his opponent, from Dallas, Texas by way of Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 265 pounds, Buck Futter!
The match starts with both men locking up in the center of the ring. Buck grabs KCB in a headlock and brings him down on one knee. KCB gets up and slips out of the headlock, locking in his own. Buck counters by trying a back suplex but KCB let's go. Buck turns around to find a few quick jabs from KCB, followed by a kick to the midsection. KCB goes for a vertical suplex but Buck traps his leg in KCB's, and then quickly goes for his own suplex and hits it. He then delivers a couple elbow drops to the downed KCB and goes for a pin.
1.....2.KCB kicks out.
Buck picks up KCB and runs off the ropes for a clothesline. KCB ducks and hits a back body drop on the rebound. Buck gets up wincing in pain only to be clotheslined down by KCB who quickly goes for a body splash. It connects and KCB goes for the pin.
1.....2...Buck gets his shoulder up.
KCB locks in a chinlock on the downed Buck, trying to keep him grounded. Buck fights to his feet and hits a couple elbows to the stomach, however KCB delivers a quick kick to the stomach and follows it with a DDT. He quickly gets to his feet and lifts up Buck, putting him in a fireman's carry. He goes for the TKO but Buck counters. Buck performs a double-leg takedown and quickly goes into the Bucklock! He locks it in and KCB writhes in pain, screaming loudly. Seeing no way to break the hold KCB is forced to tap out.
The winner of the match, Buck Futter!
He had a rocky start last week, but Buck Futter picks up a convincing win here tonight.
I wouldn’t give up on KCB just yet, though. He’s got what it takes to be a champion one day.
He very well may. Folks, our main event is next. CageKing V. The Pushkilla!
The Pushkilla V. Cageking
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit, and it is your main event!
*Cageking walks to the ring, rapping his entrance*
Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 295 pounds, CageKing!
*Supernaut*
And his opponent, from The First State, weighing in at 245 pounds, The Push Killa!
At the bell, they lock up, and Push Killa waistlock’s CageKing, and takes him to the mat. He transitions into a front facelock, but CageKing powers out. The two exchange punches, with CageKing winning to exchange. He follows with a slam, and then a legdrop. Cover.
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Kickout.
CageKing picks Push Killa up, and goes for a brainbuster, but Killa slips out and hit’s a reverse neckbreacker. Cover.
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Kickout.
Killa goes for a DDT, but CageKing rolls him up!
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Kickout!
Push Killa hit’s a few elbows to CageKing’s skull, and then hit’s the DDT. Cover!
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Kickout!
CageKing rolls on his stomach, and crawls towards the ropes, but Push Killa grabs him, forces him on his back, and double stomp’s him! Cover!
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Kickout!
Push Killa climbs to the top rope, and hit’s a roaring elbow! Cover!
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KICKOUT!
Frustrated, Push Killa drags CageKing to the corner, and goes for a clotheline, but CageKing moves! Killa slams into the corner, and CageKing quickly rolls him up!
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KICKOUT!!
Push Killa get’s up, and turns right into a kick to the midsection, followed by the Flashing Lights! COVER!
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Here is your winner, CageKing!
The ref raises CageKing’s hand, and Push Killa rolls to the outside.
CageKing with his second win here on Heatz!!1 The kid’s on a roll Jess!
Yeah, but he’s still got a long ways to go before he’s Championship material.
For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight from Heatz!!1
Match writing credits: Evil M and Aaron Enigma
Sunday Night Heatz!!1 July 5th, 2009(On tape delay)
Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, Lord of the Dance, Jesse King!
Gorilla, tonight should be quite the show!
I agree with ya, Jess! Tonight, the new Champion of Heatz!!1, Koda, along with his partner, Legion, will take on Corporate’s TTS and The Boiler Room Brawler.
Also, Mike Corral is now calling himself Skitzo, and he‘ll be in action tonight against Stevierichardsfan.
And in our opening contest, we‘ll see four newcomers in action, in a fatal 4-way match! Let‘s go to the ring!
Fatal 4-Way New Superstar Showcase: CageKing V. KCB V. Buck Futter V. "The Push Killa" Mako
Our opening contest is a fatal 4-way match, set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit!
*Walker Texas Ranger theme*
Introducing first, from Dallas, Texas, by way of Tampa, Florida, and weighing in at 265 pounds, Buck Futter!
*My Way*
From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 235 pounds, KCB!
*CageKing makes his way to the ring, rapping an original theme*
From Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 295 pounds, CageKing!
*Supernaut*
And, from The First State, weighing in at 245 pounds, “The Push Killa”, Mako!
At the bell, everyone pairs off, with KCB going after Mako, and CageKing facing Futter. KCB nails a left jab to Mako’s chin, and follows up with a clothesline. He goes for a cradle piledriver, but Mako counters it with a double leg takedown into a jackknife pin.
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Kickout.
Meanwhile, CageKing hit’s some stinging jabs on Futter, followed by a Fisherman’s Suplex.
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Kickout.
Mako clothesline’s KCB over the top rope, and spears CageKing to the mat. As he get’s up, Futter drops him with a spinebuster. He then pulls CageKing off the mat, and hit’s a death valley driver. Cover/
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KCB breaks up the pin. KCB and Futter exchange punches in the middle of the ring, as Mako rolls to the outside to regain his bearings. Futter goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but KCB counters with a neckbreaker of his own. Cover.
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CageKing breaks it up. He throw’s KCB in the corner, and starts hammering away at him with punches. He tries to hurricanrana KCB out of the corner, KCB hooks the ropes, and powerbomb’s CageKing. Cover.
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Kickout!
KCB pick’s CageKing up for a suplex, but CageKing blocks it, and hit’s a Northern Light’s Suplex!
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Mako breaks it up, and tosses CageKing to the floor. He then picks KCB up, and locks in the Dragon Clutch! KCB struggles, and is about to tap, but Futter breaks up the hold, and hit’s Mako with the FutterNutter! Cover!
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CageKing pulls Buck out of the ring! As the two fight on the outside, KCB crawls over and drapes an arm over Mako!
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KICKOUT!
KCB pulls himself up, and then picks up Mako and nails the TKO! Cover!
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CageKing dives in and breaks it up! CageKing sends KCB to the mat with a spinning heel kick, and then DDT’s Mako. Futter rolls back in, but CageKing catches him with the Flashing Lights! COVER!
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Here is your winner, CageKing!
CageKing goes into the crowd to celebrate, as officials enter to help the other participants to the back.
What a win for CageKing in his debut match!
Yeah, but you gotta give all four of them credit, Gorilla. That was one hell of a match!
Indeed it was, Jess. All four of these guys have a very bright future here in the WWCF!
Up next, Skitzo takes on Stevierichardsfan Babyface!
Skitzo(Mike Corral) V. Stevierichardsfan Babyface
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*Dogfight*
Introducing first, from Cork, Ireland, weighing in at 217 pounds, SKITZO!
*Leave The Memories Alone*
And his opponent, from Badstreet, USA, weighing in at 225 pounds, Stevierichardsfan Babyface!
Skitzo ties up with Stevie, and nails a Russian leg sweep. He then drops an elbow across Stevie’s chest and covers him.
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Kickout.
Skitzo yanks Stevie off the mat, and hits an STO across the knee. Cover.
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2
Kickout.
Skitzo set’s Stevie up for the Pepsi Twist, but Stevie counters it into neck breaker! Cover!
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Skitzo powers out, and whips Stevie into the ropes. As Stevie bounces back, Skitzo nails a jawbreaker Liger kick! He then hit’s the Caulrophobia and covers Stevie.
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Here is your winner, Skitzo!
And there ya go, Jess. Skitzo with a decisive win tonight.
I don’t know who can stop him if he stays on this roll.
Up next, our main event, The Sinful and Deadly take on TTS and The Boiler Room Brawler!
Main Event: The Deadly and Sinful(Koda and Legion) V. TTS and The Boiler Room Brawler w/ The Sam
The following tag team contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit!
*God’s Gonna Cut You Down*
Introducing first, at a combined weight of 640 pounds, representing Corporate, and being accompanied by The Sam, The Boiler Room Brawler, and the Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Champion, TTS!
*Agent of Chaos*
And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 476 pounds, WWCF Heatz!!1 Champion Koda, and Legion, The Sinful and The Deadly!
Koda and TTS start the match. Koda offers a handshake, but TTS wisely refuses. They lock up, and Koda applies a headlock. TTS shoves him off, and they tie up again. Koda applies another headlock, but TTS once again shoves him away. They lock up again, and this time, TTS applies the headlock. Koda picks TTS up, and brings him down with a big atomic drop! Koda peppers TTS with punches, and then suplexes him to the mat. Cover.
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Kickout.
Koda pulls TTS over to the corner, and tags Legion. Legion enters, and hit’s a big clothesline on TTS. He follows up with a sidewalk slam, and covers him.
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Kickout.
Legion keeps up his attack, hitting a diving European uppercut, and following up with a fall away slam. Cover.
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Kickout.
Legion whips TTS into the ropes, but Boiler Room Brawler tags himself in. Legion back body drop’s TTS, and then meets a charging BRB with a European uppercut. Cover.
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Brawler powers out, and nails Legion with a big right hand. He follows with a few more, then slam’s Legion to the mat. Cover.
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Kickout.
Brawler tags TTS back in, and the two hit a Hart Attack on Legion. Cover.
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2
Kickout.
TTS hit’s a legdrop, and covers Legion again.
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2
Kickout.
TTS pulls Legion near the ropes, and goes up top. He comes off with a big splash, and covers Legion once again.
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Kickout!
Brawler tags back in, and DDT’s Legion. Cover!
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Kickout!
Brawler sends Legion into the corner, and goes for a big splash, but Legion get’s out of the way, and Brawler hit’s the turnbuckle hard! Legion makes the hot tag to Koda! The Heatz!!1 Champion comes in and nails Brawler with a big haymaker, and follows with one to TTS. Koda hit’s the Killing Joke on Brawler and covers him!
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KICKOUT!!!
Koda, unshaken, locks in the Long Halloween, but The Sam jumps on the ring apron! With the ref distracted, TTS breaks up Koda’s submission with a chairshot, and nails Legion as well. TTS rolls Brawler on top of Koda, but Whitey Fats charges to the ring, and clothesline’s TTS over the top rope. He then hit’s the Burning Hammer on Boiler Room Brawler, and rolls Koda on top, as the ref turns around.
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Here are your winners, The Sinful and The Deadly!
Whitey and TTS brawl on the outside, as The Sam, and other members of Corporate rush to TTS’s rescue. Whitey escapes through the crowd, as Koda and Legion get to their feet in the ring. Koda picks up Brawler, and spits some Joker Venom at him, and Legion then hit’s the Fall From Grace as an exclamation point on their win. Corporate pulls Brawler to the outside, and help him up the ramp, as Koda and Legion acknowledge the fans.
Well, The Sinful and The Deadly pick up a big win tonight, defeating two of Corporate’s biggest guns.
Wrong, Gorilla! Whitey Fats interfered, and did all the work. Koda and Legion were just in the right place at the right time!
Well, regardless, after this win, Koda and Legion have to be in line for a future tag team title shot. For Jesse King, I’m Tim Hoss. Goodnight, from WWCF Heatz!!1
All matches were written by Evil M.
Wrestler Name: The ShowStoppin Classic JB Hendu
Height:6'7
Weight: 265
Hometown: Newport, Tennessee.
Alignment:Face
Gimmick Description: A good guy with a somewhat purposely unknown past when introduced. He stands up for the little guy and tries to defend the people who can't defend themselves. But there is a darker side to him that slowly drips out. He has a desire to be number one and will eventually obtain it/ stay on top at any cost. Kind of a mixture of Hulk Hogan, American Bad Ass Undertaker, Tommy Dreamer, and Edge. While he is a face, I would like to suggest something further on down the road that destroys him and turns him not unlike the demise and destuction of Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight.
Appearance: very muscular Caucasian but tanned. Long brunette hair Hulk Hogan NwO-esque style beard and facial hair.
Apparel: Black Cowboy hat, black bandana worn across the forehead. Red and black face paint over the eyes taped wrists and hands black gloves over the hands gloves have finger tips cut out from the middle knuckles up. Long Black tights with JB written in red down the side of the right leg and Hendu written down the left leg. Wears a black half shirt (like Shawn Michaels wears to the ring. The front of the shirt reads "HenduMania" in red letters. Black boots.
Fighting Style(such as brawler, hardcore, ect.): Brawler, hardcore but not afraid to do high risk maneuvers.
Theme Music: Hair of the Dog by Guns and Roses
Entrance Description: rides out on a red and black motorcycle. Hendu rides out to the stage as fireworks go off around him. Drives to the ring steps in the ring. Walks to the front side of the ring in front of the ringside cameras and poses ala Edge and Justin Credible on the ropes as more pyro goes off behind him in the ring.
10 to 20 Moves your wrestler uses: 1. Chokeslam 2. Military Press 3. Razor's Edge. 4.Suicide Dive over the top rope 5. Fallaway Slam 6. 7. Snake Eyes 8. Stinger Splash 9. Hendu Splash (from the top rope) 10. Clothesline (from the top rope) 11. Flying HeadButt from the top rope 12. Sunset Flip Powerbomb (from the inside of the ring to opponent standing dazed on the apron) 13. Running Hogan Leg Drop (sans the Hogan taunts) 14. The Camel Clutch 15. The Diamond Cutter ( on opponent sitting on the top rope) 16. Running Big Boot to the Face(opponent is standing in the corner. leads to 17. another running boot to the face. the opponent is now sitting in the corner, Hendu runs across the ring bounces off the ropes runs towards the opponent and boots him in the face. Afterwords Hendu picks up his opponent and hits 18. The POUNCE! on him. 16 17 and 18 usually set ups for the finishers. 19. Spear 20. DDT. (like Orton does, opponent's legs on the middle rope
Finishing Moves(you can do up to 2): 1. spinning Last Ride: known as the Hendu Bomb basicly its the Last Ride but whe Hendu lifts up his opponent onto his shoulders, before he lifts him up off his shoulders, he spins into 2 circles then lifts and slams his opponent. 2. The HenduDriver: better known as Petey Williams Canadian Destroyer
Wrestler Name: "Champagne" Jay Carroll
Height: 6'0"
Weight:215
Hometown: Philadephia, PA
Alignment(heel or face):heel
Gimmick Description: High Roller who thinks he's better than all the competition, and is more than willing to state it. Comparing him to other wrestlers is like comparing Champagne to Budweiser.
Appearance(what does your wrestler look like?)
Apparel(what does your wrestler wear?): he wears short wrestling trunks that are mostly black with baby blue or white strips running down the sides, along with matching boots, trunks, elbow, and knee pads.
Fighting Style(such as brawler, hardcore, ect.): Technical wrestling with high flying worked in, and a bit of a brawling style if the match calls for it
Theme Music:
Entrance Description:
10 to 20 Moves your wrestler uses: Kinfe edge chop, open hand chop, Enzuguri, suplex, delayed vertical suplex, Lionsault, German Suplex, German w/bridge for pin, running knee, lariat, tree of woe dropkick, snap suplex
Finishing Moves(you can do up to 2): Last Call/The Hangover (Evenflow DDT transitioned into a Last Chancery), Tiger Driver'98
