Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - March 29, 2009

Sunday Night Heatz!!1 March 29th, 2009


*"It's hard to speak without a tongue" hits over the PA, and King Motor-Colt, Above Average and Wordlife come out*

Motor-Colt: Ladies and Gentlemen... We stand before you as the three members of The Story. We are The WWCF Hardcore Champion, The WWCF Inter-Forum Champion and the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion!

Wordlife: Since we formed this stable, we have fought together as equals, and as allies... Hell bent on stopping people the likes of The Sam09 Family and The Crusade from ruining the good that is this business... And judging by our nice collection of championships... So far this is a success.

Above Average: But we are not here to brag about our success, that is not The Story's way. Instead we are here to announce that we are giving a captivating up and comer the same chance we gave eachother to climb to the top.

MC: Now we have been associated with this guy a few times in the past and have even tagged up with him. And he's proven to be a loyal friend... And a true competitor at heart... Never backing down, and never denying his faults or losses... Instead he has become known for using these to better himself...

So it is our pleasure to introduce to you... The newest member of The Story... Head Detective Aaron Enigma!

Don't think this means a change to The Story's approach, because we still are The Story on Page One, Evil and Above Average... Just know you have to be extra sure that you Know Your Enemy!


7 Man Battle Royal(winner gets a shot at the Heatz!!1 Championship)
Rob Gnar VS MolotovMocktail VS Madman Szalinski VS Legion VS One Doley Nation VS General of the Monkey Army VS Latino Meat

Each member of the Battle Royal comes out to the entrance and music of their choosing. Notable pops include Latino Meat and Madman Szalinski while Legion got some serious heel heat.

The bell rings and the field of seven begin with vicious haymakers getting tossed around the ring.

Immediately One Doley Nation, Rob Gnar, Molotov Mocktail, and Legion look at the biggest threat, and all gang up on Madman Szalinski. ODN and Rob Gnar both grab him and tag team suplex him. Legion then grabs him and irish whips him over the top rope and on to the floor.

Eliminated: Madman Szalinski
Remaining: Legion, Latino Meat, One Doley Nation, Rob Gnar, Molotov Mocktail, and General of the Monkey Army.

Realizing he's the only good guy left in the ring, Latino Meat targets Legion. Legion walks right in to a latin leg sweep. Legion gets up a bit wobbly and Latino Meat runs over to take advantage. One Doley Nation notices and runs over to clothesline Latino Meat from behind, but he sees it coming and ducks. Legion gets up and starts arguing with One Doley Nation. Rob Gnar comes from behind and shoves One Doley Nation quickly during the argument. One Doley Nation looks on from outside, flabbergasted at what happened. Rob Gnar flashes his signature grin to ODN and the crowd.

Eliminated: Madman Szalinski, One Doley Nation
Remaining: Legion, Latino Meat, Rob Gnar, Molotov Mocktail, and General of the Monkey Army.

General of the Monkey Army decides he wants in on the action and decimates Molotov Mocktail with the Monkey's Paw. Molotov is sent reeling in to the corner. Rob Gnar sees Molotov in the corner, and nails him with a running shining wizard. Latino Meat realizes that there's nothing left to do but pick up the pieces, and he lifts Molotov up and throws him over the top rope.

Eliminated: Madman Szalinski, One Doley Nation, Molotov Mocktail
Remaining: Legion, Latino Meat, Rob Gnar, and General of the Monkey Army.

Legion, Rob Gnar, and General of the Monkey Army all corner Latino Meat. Latino Meat backs away, begging for some mercy. All three charge after him, and he ducks in between Legion and Rob Gnar to get to the other corner. Latino Meat runs and nails all three with a running crossbody. The crowd roars and he runs right in to a GNAR-KO from Rob Gnar.

Gnar picks him up and tosses him out of the ring, casually, again flashing that signature grin of his to the crowd.

Eliminated: Madman Szalinski, One Doley Nation, Molotov Mocktail, Latino Meat
Remaining: Legion, Rob Gnar, and General of the Monkey Army.

The three men left standing all size each other up in the middle of the ring. Legion and Rob Gnar decide that General of the Monkey Army should be next to go, and start double teaming him. They stomp him in to the ground, and Rob Gnar then puts him into a sharpshooter. General of the Monkey Army is writhing in pain, when all of the sudden Legion comes from behind Rob Gnar and locks in the Arms of Morpheus. Rob Gnar is hurt, badly. General of the Monkey Army is left in the middle of the ring, agonizing in pain, while
Legion finally drops the lock. Rob Gnar gets up just in time to catch a clothesline to the outside.

Eliminated: Madman Szalinski, One Doley Nation, Molotov Mocktail, Latino Meat, Rob Gnar
Remaining: Legion and General of the Monkey Army.

Finally shaking off the pain from that vicious Sharpshooter, General of the Monkey Army finally gets up and starts trading blows with Legion, gaining the upper hand. General of the Monkey Army backs Legion in to a corner and eventually Irish whips him from the corner off of the ropes. General destroys Legion with a vicious Lariat. Legion is out in the middle of the ring. General of the Monkey Army locks him in monkey wrench, and Legion looks as if he wants to tap. Legion makes his way to the ropes and the ref breaks up the hold. Legion gets up and ducks under a right hand and follows with a solid kick to the gut. Legion whips General off of the ropes and hits him with a big boot. Legion picks General up and taunts the crowd with an evil laugh while locking him in to the set up for the Fall from Grace. General begins trying to fight out of it, but Legion holds him and nails him with the Fall From Grace. Legion throws him over the top and begins his signature evil laugh.

Your WINNER and NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE HEATZ!!1 CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

LEGION!!!!!

The crowd boo's mercilessly while Legion laughs and smiles as Sunday Night Heatz!!1 goes to a break.


(A theme plays over the PA and it is the old Million Dollar Man Money Inc. song. D-Day Dave comes out wearing an expensive business suit, his hair is cut, and he is clean shaven. Two big bald guys in suits with sunglasses on follow close behind him.)

D-Day Dave- Lately it seems I have lost control of the WWCF which is completely unacceptable. I started this company from the ground up and made it into an empire! Now I have more money than I know what to do with which means I have decided to drop the stupid biker gimmick and go about business like the CEO that I am. I am tired of people in the WWCF such as Stryker running around thinking they can do whatever they want. From here on out WWCF will be ran like it is suppose to be ran. A corporation!!! I shall only be referred to as Mr. D-Day Dave from here on out!! If any employees in the back do not agree with this new corporate image you can take it up with my two personal security guards and new heads of WWCF Security behind me, Phil and Bill Farris. Tomorrow night at Serious Business I will mean serious business because I have something big planned. What is it you ask? Well you will all just have to wait and see.

(The Million Dollar Man Money Inc. theme starts up again and D-Day Dave and the heads of WWCF Security Phil and Bill Farris make their exit.)



Muffer- The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is a Four Corners Tag Team match. The teams that wins this match will become the #1 contenders to the Tag Team Titles!

(Leave The Memories Alone)
Introducing first, accompanied by Eli, at a combined weight of 500 pounds, Stevierichardsfanbabyface and Krazy E-Man, the WARGAME WARRIORS!

Simply The Best
Next, being accompanied by "Manager of Champions" The Sam, at a combined weight of 570 poundds, they are TTS and Whitey "Daddy Phat Sax" Fats, ROUGH 'N' READY!

New Blackjacks Theme
Next, at a combined weight of 480 pounds, they are Little Naitch and Tyfo, THE SOUTHWEST CONNECTION!

Darkwing Duck Theme
And the final opponents, at a combined weight of 490 pounds, they are Stryker Dark Silence and Milo Duck, STRYKER DUCK SILENCE!

- The match starts with TTS and Stevierichardsfan. They exchange hammerlocks and arm wringers, until Steviefan brings down TTS with a headlock takeover, which TTS counters with a headscissors. They then repeat this, with the same results. Steviefan goes for a third headlock, but TTS pushes him into the ropes and hits a shoulderblock. Steviefan ducks two clotheslines but falls victim to a reverse elbow. TTS tags in his own partner, Whitey. Whitey connects with a dragon screw legwhip for a one-count. Whitey goes for a big suplex, but Steviefan counters it into a neckbreaker.

- Steviefan tags in MiLo, which brings the crowd to their feet. Milo connects with a couple of clothesline on Whitey, and then a running bulldog gets a 2-count. MiLo drags Whitey into the SDS corner, and tags in Stryker, who buries a knee into the abdomen. Stryker keeps Whitey in the corner and hits a few European uppercuts. Stryker sends Whitey off the ropes and hits a smooth overhead throw for 2. Stryker goes for a tope rope guillotine legdrop, but Whitey manages to avoid the contact, and crawls over to tag Tyfo.

- The crowd come alive again as the two Thunderdome participants trade blows in the centre of the ring. Tyfo gets the better of the exchange and hits a powerslam. He goes for a quick Cloverleaf, but Stryker is wise to it and quickly grabs the ropes. Tyfo releases the hold at the 4-count and hits a fist drop, before tagging in Littlenaitch.

- Naitch works over the legs of Stryker for a little while, and locks in a leg lace. Eventually Stryker is able to power out of the hold and hits a flurry of palm strikes, before scoring a springboard DDT. He goes for the cover, but Tyfo breaks up the pin at 2. Stryker knocks Tyfo off the apron, delivers a snap suplex and tags in TTS.

- TTS nearly takes Naitch's head off with a discus clothesline, and locks in a camel clutch for a minute or so. Naitch manages to power out and hit a jawbreaker to counter. He swings wildly at TTS, but TTS ducks and hits a belly-to-belly suplex, before tagging in Krazy E-Man, for his first involvement in the match.

- Krazy hits a nice hanging vertical suplex, before taking Naitch into the Wargame Warriors corner. He hits a few shoulder charges, before hanging Naitch in the Tree Of Woe. He goes for the Umaga-esque running hip to the face, but Naitch manages to pull himself up, and Krazy ends up missing the move. Naitch backflips over Krazy and takes him down with a chopblock. He teases the figure-4, but is kicked away. Naitch decides he's taken enough abuse and tags MiLo back into the match.

- MiLo unloads with right hands to Krazy. He hits a few Duck Wing chops, and then scores with Quacker Splash in the corner. He then goes to complete the trifecta of duck-based manoeuvres with the 10 punches in the corner, complete with the crowd quacking along. MiLo hits a flying clothesline from the top and goes for the pin, but the count is this time broken by Steviefan.

- Stryker comes in and nails Steviefan, causing something of a pier-8 to break out. 6 men go to the outside, leaving Stryker and Steviefan in the ring. Stryker throws his adversary to the outside underneath the bottom rope, before scoring with a tope onto all the competitors. Among the melee, Eli slaps The Sam in the face, which gets a large crowd pop.

Tyfo and Stryker start brawling up the rampway, one day before Thunderdome. MiLo and Naitch are also fighting outside the ring - Naitch reverses a whip and sends MiLo crashing into the steel steps. Krazy E-Man and TTS roll into the ring. Krazy tries for a samoan drop, but TTS reverses it into a crucifix pin for a close near-fall. Krazy charges at TTS, but gets hits by the Pile-Up for 3, as Whitey keeps Stevie from breaking the count.

YOUR WINNERS AND #1 CONTENDERS TO THE TAG TEAM TITLES: ROUGH 'N' READY!

As Rough and Ready make their way to the back, Tyfo and Stryker exchange words, followed by punches, as Naitch and MiLo jump in to help their partners. The short scuffle is quickly broken up, and as the Connection head to the back, MiLo and Stryker stand tall in the ring, when…

*Know Your Enemy plays and Aaron walks out on the entrance ramp*
Hey Stryker, remember me? You know, this has been the best week of my life, free from the regular way of sight and seeing with other senses. Some people would think that I would be whining and complaining about not being able to see. However, this is not the case, as I have truly enjoyed the time I have been blind to reflect on many things. One thing really was my past. If you didn't know, I am a collector of detective novels. When I was sixteen, my collection was burned when someone committed arson and burned my house down. This drove me to the brink of insanity and I spent 2 years in the mental hospital, where my personality became twisted. I was able to delve away from reality and focus on the abstract.

When I became a detective, my insanity kind of took a backseat. However, this mist has quite ironically unclouded my vision. Stryker, you have unleashed something the depths of which you could NEVER understand, and after Serious Business, you and I have a little business to settle as well. You remember my words well though Stryker, if you think it is easy to Stryke me out, you had better rethink that strategy, and instead learn to Know Your Enemy

*Aaron drops the mic and a red glow seems to show from his eyes under the bandages, as Heatz!!1 comes to an end*



Credits this week go to Viva Los Bio Dome and Bring Back The Headbangers. Thanks a bunch, guys.