Sunday Night Heatz!!1 - March 4, 2009

Sunday Night Heatz!!1 March 1st, 2009

*Stock footage of a Nuclear Bomb detonating is played with the words "Sunday Night Heatz!!1" is shown. The camera then pans out to the Parts Unknown Arena's ringside announcer booth where the commentators of the evening are seated*

The Sam - Hello Humanoids, The Manager of Champions here once again after a few days celebrating in Japan. From the Land of the Rising Sun to the Show of the Rising Stars, this is WWCF Sunday Night Heatz.

Amigo: Well, �¡“ú‚Í , –› •s–¡‚¢ , “ñ‚ - –Ê�E, �­‚µ ƒoƒXƒ^. And welcome everybody to Sunday Night Heatz!

The Sam: Gezundheit. What a show we have tonight Doc, we have a Fatal Four Way match between Latino Meat, Legion, General of the Monkey Army and KGX. And in our main event we have the greatest - wait, scratch that - the GREATEST TAG TEAM EVER! The Southwest Connection, taking on Viva Los Bio Dome and the New Heatz Champion, Koda.
But first, we have a singles match between Molotov Mocktail and Brahma Bull. Who do you think is going to win Doc, I'm putting my money on Brahma Bull.

Amigo: Ah, Mocktail is quite the veteran, It should be a completely solid opener.

Opening Match: Molotov Mocktail V. Brahma Bull

Michael Muffer- Our opening contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
(I Hope You Die by Bloodhound Gang plays, as Mocktail runs to the ring, playing air guitar)
Michael Muffer- Entering first, from Petaluma, California, weighing in at 160 pounds, MolotovMocktail!
(Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astly plays, and Brahma Bull zombie shuffles to the ring as the crowd boos)
Michael Muffer- And his opponent, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 219 pounds, Brahma Bull!

At the bell, Mocktail jumps on Brahma and tries to choke his opponent. Bull throws him off and hit’s a spear. Mocktail kicks out of the pin attempt. Bull whips Mocktail into the ropes and catches him with a body slam for another 1-count. As Mocktail gets to his feet, Brahma meets him with an uppercut, flooring Mocktail. Brahma starts playing to the crowd, but when he turns his back, Mocktail surprises him with a spinning crescent kick to the back of the head. Mocktail covers, but only gets a 1-count. As Bull gets up, Mocktail hit’s another spinning crescent kick and covers him again. 2-count. Mocktail fires Brahma into the ropes and catches him with an atomic drop, followed by Sliced Bread #2. 2-count. Mocktail hits 3 spinning crescent kicks in a row, followed by a swinging neck breaker, but again only get’s a 2-count. Frustrated, Mocktail begins stomping on Bull’s leg, before locking on the Sharpshooter.

Mocktail taunts the crowd, as Bull struggles to reach the ropes. Mocktail let’s go, kicks Bull in the face, and pulls him towards the corner. He goes up for the shooting star press, but Bull rolls out of the way, causing Mocktail to crash to the mat. As both men try to get up, the ref begins a 10-count. Mocktail is up first, and grabs Bull, but Bull catches him in a small package, getting a 2-count. Bull is up first, and meets Mocktail with a kick to the midsection, followed by a Zombie Destroyer. 1-2-3.

Michael Muffer- Here is your winner, Brahma Bull!

The Sam: What a match, if Mave Delzter was watching this he would of given it 5 out of 5 stars.

Amigo: Always about the Snowflakes, eh Sam? Well, our next match is a Fatal Fourway match, which should be interesting.

Fatal Four Way Match: Latino Meat V. Legion V. The General of the Monkey Army V. KGX

Michael Muffer- Ladies and gentlemen this is a fatal four way match, and it is scheduled for one fall.
(Dead and Bloated by Stone Temple Pilots plays, as KGX walks out with a big grin on his face)
Introducing first, from the Emerald City, weighing in at 220 pounds, KGX!
(The Doors-Back Door Man plays, and Latino Meat walks out with a spotlight on him)
Next, from Your Mom’s House, weighing in at 235 pounds, Latino Meat!
(Legion’s theme plays as he enters the ring and raises his arms, causing black flames to erupt from the corners and the stage)
From the Darkness within you all, weighing in at 253 pounds, Legion!
(The King Kong 2004 theme plays as The General enters, accompanied by his pet monkey)
And from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, The General of the Monkey Army!

The match starts with The General facing Legion, and KGX fighting Latino Meat. The General slams Legion and drops a knee across his ribs. Meat dropkicks KGX to the mat and goes for an armbar, only to have The General break it up. Legion rolls up the General for a 1-count. The General clotheslines Legion over the top rope. The General and Latino Meat go at it, with Meat arm dragging the General, and trying another armbar. KGX breaks it up. As The General gets up, KGX catches him with a clothesline from the second rope. Cover, 1-2-kickout. Latino Meat sees Legion getting back in the ring, and cuts him off with a baseball slide, followed by a cross body over the top rope onto Legion on the arena floor. Back in the ring, The General monkey flips KGX into the corner, and as he get’s up, meets him with a huge clothesline. The General then mounts the turnbuckle and fires off ten big punches on KGX. On the outside, Legion whips Latino Meat into the crowd control barrier, but Meat ducks out of the way as Legion charges, causing him to hit the barrier hard. Meat follows with a Stinger Splash against the barrier. Meat rolls back in the ring, and is met with a big Monkey Paw by the General, who goes for the cover. KGX breaks it up and tosses the General out of the ring and steals the pin on Latino Meat for himself. 1-2-3.

Michael Muffer- Here is your winner, KGX!

The Sam: Heh, I knew KGX would win. Yup.

Amigo: Mm-hmm. But, it is now the main event, The Southwest Connection against Viva Los Bio Dome and Koda. I know who you are pulling for Sam, so let's ignore you, and get to to the action!

Main Event: Viva Los Bio Dome and Heatz!!1 Champion Koda V. The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) w/ The Sam

Michael Muffer- The following contest is set for one fall.
(SWC music plays)
At a total combined weight of 480 lbs. Representing The Family, Tyfo and Littlenaitch. THE SOUTHWEST CONNECTION!
(The Southwest Connection makes their way into the ring)
And their opponents
(Safety Dance plays)
First, at the height of 5’11 weighing in at 190 lbs. From Hayward, California, VIVA LOS BIO DOME!
(VLBD makes his way to the ring smiling and giggling and high fiving the fans)
(Agent of Chaos plays)
And his partner, at the height of 6’1, weighing in at 223 lbs. From Gotham City. He is the WWCF Heatz Champion, KODA!!!
(Koda walks to the ring with the Title around his waist, laughing manically)
(The bell rings)
The match begins with Viva and Naitch. Naitch and Viva go for a collared elbow tie up, Naitch locks a headlock on Viva, Viva sends Naitch off the ropes and hits Naitch with a shoulder tackle. Viva bounces off the ropes, Naitch rolls onto his stomach as Viva leapfrogs over Naitch. Naitch gets to his feet as Viva bounces off the opposite ropes. Naitch attempts a hip toss but Viva blocks it and delivers a Hip Toss of his own. Viva taunts the crowd.
Naitch gets up and locks in another headlock. Viva attempts to send Naitch off the ropes but Naitch grabs a handful of Viva’s hair. Viva then lifts Naitch onto the top rope crotching him. Viva begins shaking the ropes which sends Naitch up and down. Naitch reverses this by bouncing off the rope and clothes-lining Viva. Naitch goes for a pinfall.
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2
Viva kicks out at 2.
Naitch drags Viva by his hair towards the SWC corner and tags in Tyfo. Tyfo delivers some right hands to Viva before Irish whipping Viva and delivering a Running Lariat. Tyfo goes for another pinfall
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2
2 count.
Tyfo lifts Viva up to his feet and sends Viva off the ropes with another Irish whip but this time when Tyfo attempts a lariat Viva ducks it and delivers 3 dropkicks in succession.
Both men are down and are trying to get the hot tag to their partner. As Viva is reaching out towards Koda, Koda leaves the apron and walks to the back with his title in hand. Viva calls out to Koda who ignores his cries for help. Tyfo gets the tag on Naitch who runs over to Viva and drag shim to the middle of the ring and locks in a Figure 4 Leg Lock.

As Naitch has the Figure 4 Locked in, Tyfo climbs the top rope and delivers a Top Rope Fist Drop to Viva as he is trying to reach the ropes. Koda watches on as Viva writhes in pain. Tyfo delivers another Top Rope fist drop which K.O.’s Viva. The referee calls for the bell.

Michael Muffer- – The winner of this match as a result of a Technical Knock Out. Littlenaitch and Tyfo, THE SOUTHWEST CONNECTION!

As the Connection celebrates, Tyfo appears to be taking all the credit for the win as Littlenaitch watches on, while Medics are attending to Viva. Koda makes his way down to the ring as Viva is being helped to his feet and Koda stands in front of Viva before throwing some unknown green substance in the eyes of Viva.
The show closes with Medics trying to subdue Viva who is screaming in agony due to the Green Substance as Koda watches on Laughing Manically with the WWCF Heatz Title draped over his shoulder.

The Sam: WHOO! THEY WON, YEAH!

Amigo: What a shocking scene in front of us. As a man who regularly used Poison Mist in his career, I never saw a dose as potent as that. At any rate, fans, our time is up. On behalf of the WWCF, I'm Amigo.

The Sam: And I'm the manager of the greatest Tag Team of all time! Later, losers!