Monday Niteraw - February 9, 2009

Monday Niteraw
February 9, 2009

*Motor-Colt comes out to the ring to his normal music, wearing the crown*

Ladies and Gentlemen, feel privileged for you are the first to bear witness to King Motor-Colt, a title that I of course earnt when I won the first ever King of WrestleCrap tournament by defeating my good friend Wordlife. Now once again I’d like to thank the Evil one for giving me the match of my career. But I think that’s been said more than enough. Now onto business.

After my victory, as I was getting set to leave the arena. I was attacked. But none other than Cthulhu, also known as Providence, making his return to the WWCF, so of course he wanted to make his return as big as possible, and we went the right way about it. But more on that later.

Milo Duck, the WWCF Champion, my opponent for Ernest Goes to Wargames… You and I may be considered friends, but there’s something you need to realise. You and you’re championship reign is on borrowed time. I’m not just putting myself over like every other person who has faced you for your title, this is the real deal. I mean think about it…

Usually the World Champion is the focal point of the whole company, and don’t get me wrong, for a while you were. But it seems you’ve simply been a footnote for the last month or so. I mean you didn’t even defend your title at the last PPV, and you took a backseat to far superior competitors.

Milo, the WWCF is no longer about you, it’s about a select few men who have simply taken the entire industry by storm, of course that is The Story. I’m not just blowing smoke here, I’m stating a stone cold fact! Think about Above Average, the current Inter-Forum champion, he’s the most fightingest wrestler I have ever seen, unlike you, he’s actually defended his title every opportunity he gets… successfully I might add. He’s the guy all the up and comers test themselves against. Then you have Wordlife, he’s been the main event since the beginning and every single person on the roster sees and respects that and look up to him to further their careers… and then of course there’s me. Your King.

Over the last few months, everyone in the WWCF seems to be involved with me. You have guys like Cthulhu, who has essentially used me to make a bigger name for himself, which is why both times he went to make a big step up in his career he started it by attacking me. Then there’s his former friend Seth Drakin, who is actually standing against Cthulhu’s attack on me and is using it to help drive their feud. Then you have The Family, they ran the WWCF until I formed the Story, now they take every chance they get to turn the Story away. You have The Family’s LittleNaitch, he’s managed to look beyond the Story/Family feud and has approached me as an Ally. Then you have Metylerca, after he was involved in a match with me he became more motivated than ever and look at him now. And you also have Koda and Aaron Enigma, two up and comers who have managed to captivate everyones imagination, what helped drive that? First off was the build up to me vs Koda that made Koda realise his own potential and then Aaron Enigma was truly captivated by our interactions that it changed how Enigma viewed the wrestling business, hell it was because of their interactions with me that they had a match with eachother which helped boost the careers of both men.

You see Milo? If me and the Story do anything, it impacts the whole company… but don’t think I’m taking these people for granted, infact I have the power the reward them and I’ll do just that. I still have 3 names to announce for Wargames, and I’ve finally narrowed it down. Cthulhu wants to my attention? He’s got it. He wants to make an impact… well I’m giving him that chance. He’s in. Then there’s another man, someone with enough passion and drive for this business that he’s put respect over rivalries… that man is LittleNaitch. Now finally, there are three up and comers that have caught my attention lately, so I figured I’d let them fight it out to determine who the final competitor will be. So next week there will be a triple threat between Metylerca, Koda and Aaron Enigma, with the winner taking the final spot in the Wargames match!

Now Milo, you go ahead and pick your team, but don’t take too long deciding, I want you to cherish your final moments with the WWCF Championship. It’s only a matter of time before the King takes his right place on his throne.

Everything you ever wanted, everything you ever knew, everything you ever lust for will be taken from you… Courtesy of The Story on Page One!

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Non-Title Hardcore Triathlon: Evil Masked wordlifeecw V. WWCF Hardcore Champion The General of the Monkey Army(The two will face off in three different hardcore events. They are not matches)

Out in the parking lot, a mini-obstacle course has been constructed. To the right side of the course, we see a pit filled with thumbtacks, broken glass, and barbed wire, and above that pit, are two platforms, with an empty space directly over the pit. On the left side, we see an arm wrestling table, and a small basket filled with more barbed wire, thumbtacks, and broken glass, as well as a bucket of glue and a roll of tape. In the center of the parking lot, D-Day Dave is standing with WWCF Hardcore Champion The General of the Monkey Army and Evil Masked wordlifeecw.

D-Day Dave- Welcome everyone to the first ever WWCF Hardcore Triathlon.

Event #1: Extreme Thumb Wrestling

The General and wordlifeecw step up to the table. Before the contest begins, each competitor may equip their thumbs with whatever weaponry they want. The General wraps some barbed wire around his left thumb, while having the referee wrap some tape around his right thumb. He then dips that thumb in the glue, and then into the bucket, coming back up with glass all over his thumb. Wordlifeecw glues some barbed wire and thumbtacks to both of his thumbs.

The rules: Both competitors will fight, using only their thumbs. The match ends when one competitor removes BOTH of his thumbs from the table.

At the referee’s signal, wordlifeecw begins jabbing his left thumb at the General, trying to latch on to him. The General plays keep away, making quick slices at wordlifeecw, quickly slicing his right thumb open. Wordlifeecw tries to draw blood as well, but the General’s reflexes are quicker. Finally, wordlifeecw tells the referee to look behind him. When the ref turns away, wordlifeecw jabs The General in the eye. The ref turns around and sees the General clutching his eye with both hands(inadvertently harming himself even more) and stops the event.

Michael Muffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the first event has been awarded to Evil Masked wordlifeecw!

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60 Minute Exhibition Match: Stryker Dark Silence
V.
???????? (Opponent to picked by Amigo)

Michael Muffer: Our next match is a 60 minute exhibition. It will be fought under pure wrestling rules, meaning their can be only 3 rope breaks for each competitor, and no closed fists. However this match will not be contended under standard pinfall, submission, disqualification or countout rules. The match is a showcase of some of the very best talents in WWCF, and the only way the match will be called to an early finish within it's time limit is if one wrestler is deemed. unable to continue or defend themselves sufficiently.

*The bagpipes sound and drums roll as Stryker paces out intently toward the ring*

Michael Muffer: Accompanied by the reigning Wrestlecrap Heavyweight Champion of the World, Milo Duck, hailing from the 'depths of a soul', and weighing in at 235 pounds, Stryker Dark Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiilence!!

*Stryker rolls into the ring and takes Muffer's mic*

Ok Amigo, I'm here, I'm ready to blow your hair back, who do you need me to carry for this extravaganza?

*Amigo stands up from the commentary table*

I've got something special, just for you Stryker...winner of the King of Wrestlecrap tournament, MOTOR-COLT!

*Phantom of the Opera by Iron Maiden kicks in and Motor-Colt appears, one hand with a finger extended n the air. He walks to the ring, slapping hands with fans, but fixed on Stryker, who has dropped his jacket and is unbelting his kilt. Colt rolls into the ring and stands in the centre, raising his arm again and removing his cape, and then heads to two corners to acknowledge the crowd further. He climbs down and faces Stryker as the house lights go down and the ring lights hit.*

The bell rings and the clock appears ticking over in the corner of the big screen. Stryker approaches, offering his hand, which Colt hesitates over, then shakes firmly, before stepping back. Both men circle the ring, slowly, methodically, looking for an opening. Stryker goes for a test of strength grip, but his raised hand is slapped away by MC. He tries again, but MC slaps away again, so Stryker lunges for the collar and elbow tie up. The pair are fairly evenly matched for strength, so Stryker tries to throw a knee, MC using his shift of weight to grab a headlock, and wrench hard on his neck. Stryker tries to pull at the locked fingers, but is unable to break the hold. He goes for the right lower leg, sweeping it out sending MC to one knee, but he keeps the lock on hard. Locking his own hands together, Stryker powers up sending MC over into a back suplex, hitting hard, but MC keeps hold of the headlock, and wrenches back on the neck, trying to hook his legs round too into an adapted mount. Stryker kicks up into a crab position, and shows great flexibility and flips through, still in the headlock, reversing the weight and pressure onto MC's chest and shoulders. MC wrenches back, pulling Stryker upside down, and nearly back over, but Stryker drops his weight and brings an elbow down into MC's midriff, loosening the grip. He holds his neck in pain for a moment, but latches on with a chinlock on MC, cranking back, but MC is quick enough to stand up and bring Stryker down in a jawbreaker, sending him reeling back against the ropes, holding his neck and chin. Motor-Colt runs at Stryker with a European Uppercut and whips him across the ring. Stryker is aware enough to roll through under a flying knee and come back again. MC ducks a Lariat attempt and release armdrags Stryker on the rebound again, but Stryker responds with his own armdrag on MC, and goes for the short arm scissors. MC wriggles free before he can complete the hold and the pair stand and face off again at 17 minutes.

Both wary of the others holds they approach cautiousy. Motor-Colt tries to go for the collar tie up to put more pressure on Stryker's neck, but he fires a sharp low kick into MC's thigh. He steps out, but Stryker advances with the striking combo, throwing kicks and palm strikes, making smacking connections with MC's body. MC partially blocks a palm strike, but Stryker grabs the wrist and twists into an Arm Wringer. MC is light on his feet and stops Stryker wrenching it back into a hammerlock backing into the corner, forcing the referee to call for the break. Clean break by Stryker, but he sharply brings a knife edge chop into MC's chest, bringing 'WOOOOs' from the crowd. Stryker chops at him twice more and throws an elbow into his jaw, reeling MC round and leaning over the ropes. Stryker runs across the ring, and comes back....BLOCKBUSTER OVER THE TOP, HANGING MC UP ON THE TOP ROPE. Stryker lands hard outside, while MC is sprung back into the ring, gasping for breath at 24 minutes.

Nursing his neck again, Stryker gets back to his feet on the outside, as MC holds his throat, coughing. Stryker breathes hard, spits on the rubber mats, high fives with Milo, who shouts encouragement, then walks up to the announce table, bringing his fist down hard onto it in front of Amigo, who looks on unflinching. Stryker turns and slides into the ring as MC rises to his feet with his back to him. Stryker takes the chance and runs at MC and goes for the German Suplex, but MC lands on his feet. Stryker tries to throw a kick to his stomach, but MC catches it at his side. He throws the other heel at MC in an attempt at a reverse enzuigiri, but MC catches that too. Motor-Colt in the ascendency, he goes for the Ocean Wheelbarrow Suplex, but there is yet another reversal as Stryker tries to hit the Handspring Bulldog. He nearly faceplants MC, but MC powers up and puts Stryker over the top rope with a back suplex, who unbelievably lands on his feet on the apron. Stryker grabs the top rope and swings his legs through, hitting a modified dropkick into MC's back. MC retaliates with a charging European Uppercut, but Stryker hits the shoulder to the gut through the ropes, sending him back, wheezing again. Stryker pulls himself up and goes for the Springboard Crossbody but MC grabs the arm and pulls him over head and slams him into the mat with an epic Modified Armdrag and grabs the Armbar, locked on hard. Milo calls out for his partner to fight the hold but Mto Stryker has no option but to kick out a leg onto the ropes, forcing the break. The referee forces them apart, Stryker having 2 rope breaks remaining at 34 minutes.

Stryker guarding both his arm and his neck, drags himself to his feet. MC spots an opening and goes for a Running DDT, but Stryker grabs a leg, and reverses into a hard single leg takedown, and locks on the heel hook. MC struggles and writhes, tapping not an option in this match. MC finally manages to put his boot flat into Stryker's face and kicks him away, bumping hard backwards. MC limps, but perhaps spurred on by the pain launches at Stryker with a flying forearm but is taken down into a Front Facelock. Stryker breathlessly wrenches up on MC's neck, but he powers up into a Jawbreaker. Gritting his teeth through the pain of his lower leg he runs off the ropes and hits the Million Dollar Knee Lift, sending Stryker flying backwards and...yes, the blood has started, old wounds bursting open. Motor-Colt points the one hand to the sky again and as Stryker stuggles to his feet hits a Running Neckbreaker, sending him sprawing to the canvas. Motor Colt is up top and waiting...waiting...Stryker is up to his feet, he turns and CHARGES MC BEFORE HE COMES OFF WITH THE FLYING FOREARM, AND BRINGS HIM OFF WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPERPLEX. Both men are laid out on the canvas, breathing hard at 45 minutes.

Stryker struggles to his feet first, smearing the blood and sweat away from his eyes. Motor-Colt rolls over and pulls himself over into a crouched position. Stryker reaches over the ropes and clasps hands with Milo, then slaps his chest. He pounces on MC and locks on the Sleeper! MC fights, but it's tightly held. He's turning bright red, struggling away, but getting weaker. This could be over soon, Stryker has him down to the mat and MC is nearly out, but wait...STRYKER BREAKS THE SLEEPER! He shakes his head! He doesn't want to end the match, he's not done with the exhibition yet! Stryker now grabs the leg of the prone MC and rolls him over into the Half-Boston Crab. Life snaps back into MC and he struggles and strains again, but can't reverse it, not enough breath in his lungs, so he lunges for the ropes, using the first of his 3 breaks, and contracts his body, slingshotting Stryker against the ropes and over to the outside head first at 54 minutes.

Blood now pouring from Stryker's head, he climbs onto the apron, as MC lies getting his breath back. He's heading up top. MC is resting under the ropes, Stryker is going to go for the guillotine legdrop off the top. He wants to crush MC! He leaps and flies...MOTOR-COLT MOVES! Stryker crashes one leg against the apron and falls to the outside, gripping at his lower back, feeling the shock. MC rolls to the outside and grabs Stryker, rolling him back into the ring. Motor-Colt signals and is going for The Story On Page One. He hoists Stryker up and holds him delayed, his blood dripping onto the canvas. MC brings him down for the Cutter finish, but Stryker gets his feet down first and scoops up MC for his own Cyclone Cutter. He throws him over his shoulder for the finish, but MC reverses himself into the Reverse DDT. Both men struggle to their feet together as the crowd count down the final minute, and look set to exchange blows when the bell rings...THE EXHIBITION IS OVER!!

Both men look exhausted, they stare each other out for a moment...and then both smile. They hug in the ring, congratulating each other on the Gladiatorial battle they endured. Motor-Colt raises Stryker's hand as the crowd sound their appreciation at the efforts of both men. Stryker raises Motor-Colt's hand, and the pair hug again.

Motor-Colt exits as Stryker, wiping blood from his eyes, takes the mic, and leans on the ropes, staring at Amigo. Milo rolls into the ring and pats Stryker on the back, the pair showing a united front.

You've seen what I can do Amigo, and that doesn't even scratch the surface! Give me what I'm due Mr Commisioner!

Good work, Stryker. You held your own against the King of Wrestlecrap winner. Perhaps you are more then just a tag wrestler. As such, I have went to the Board of Directors, and they have agreed to a title shot in your future. And I have issued a shot against the World champ MiLo in the future. May the best man win.

*Stryker reels away and looks up at the lights, around at the crowd and then at Milo*

I'm honoured that you consider me World Title material Amigo, and pleased my talents have finally be recognised, but you know, just like everybody else here, that I would never raise a hand against Milo, and so I will have to decline your offer of a shot. Please, give me my chance at the Inter-Forum title, or even the Hardcore...

Out of the question. This title shot is cleared by all the higher-ups. It is this title shot or nothing. If you do not wish for it, you will forfeit it. Perhaps someone like Square or Starshine would be more appreciative of this chance?

*Stryker winces and drops to his knees, with anguish and exhaustion, Milo comes over and helps him back to his feet, and the pair start to walk to the back, a medic giving Stryker's forehead attention, starting to mop up the blood, just as they get to the stage, Stryker turns back to face the arena*

YOU DO JUST THAT AMIGO! SEE HOW FAR IT GETS YOU! You can bait me all you like, but I'm no traitor. Watch how much money it draws you when one of two guys who we destroyed gets a shot, because people know they can't lace Milo's boots! But I've told you again and again Amigo...Don't bite the hand that feeds you! You want me to show I'm good enough to grant requests to? I did that tonight, but I'll do it again and again. So you try it. You set me whatever matches you like, and win or lose I'll prove to you I can be whatever a champion needs to be without going against my standards! You set them up Amigo...and I will STRYKE THEM OUT!!

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Tag Team Match
The Wargame Warriors: Stevierichardsfan and Krazy E-Man w/ Eli
V.
The Crusade: The Tank and “Evil La Parka” w/ Seth Drakin

The match starts out with “Evil La Parka” and stevierichardsfan. They lock up and start chain wrestling each other with neither getting the upper hand. Eventually they start punching each other and Parka takes out Stevie’s leg but Stevie is back up and takes out Parka’s leg and then they both nip up and are at a stalemate. Parka offers his hand and Stevie accepts it but then they both start punching each other. Parka irish whips Stevie into the corner and comes running at him but Stevie gets out of the way at the last second and goes for a roll up pin on Parka but only gets a two count.

Both men get back up and Parka runs towards a corner with Stevie running after him. Parka trails up the corner and flips over Stevie coming in in a big matrix like move and then pushes Stevie into the corner and delivers a big drop kick sending Stevie back into the corner and knocking him down on his back. Parka goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Parka drags Stevie to his corner and tags in The Tank and holds Stevie’s arm as Tank kicks Stevie in the ribs.

The Tank pulls Stevie in close and gives him a belly to belly suplex. The Tank picks Stevie back up and suplexes him to the mat and goes for the pin but Krazy jumps in and breaks up the pin. The Tank pushes Krazy back into his corner but from behind Tank Stevie delivers a dropkick on him making him go forward right into a big clothesline from Krazy. Stevie drags Tank over to his corner and tags in Krazy. Krazy irish whips The Tank from one rope to the other and when he comes back Krazy delivers a big boot to Tank’s head. Krazy picks up Tank and gives him a big sidewalk slam and goes for the pin but “Parka” jumps over the top rope with a leg drop to krazy’s head to break up the pin. “Evil La Parka then hurls himself in a suicide like effort at Stevie knocking them both to the concrete floor.

As Krazy gets up ready to go out and help his partner The Tank levels Krazy with The Shouten. The Tank picks up Krazy and hits the Ode To The Funker(jumping pile driver followed by a spinning toe hold). Tank goes for the cover and gets the 123!!!!!!

Michael Muffer- Here are your winners……………The Crusade: The Tank and “Evil La Parka”

*After the match, The Crusade sneak attack the Warriors and Seth grabs a lead pipe from under the ring. Seth looks like he is about to hit stevierichardsfan with the lead pipe, but Eli comes in to try to stop the assault. Unfortunately, Seth instead turns around and hits her over the head with the lead pipe to the shock of everyone, including Seth Drakin. Seth drops the lead pipe as he and the Crusade get out of the ring. The Warriors try to tend to their fallen teammate while Seth looks on in shock. A close up shows Seth saying that it was an accident while the other two members of the Crusade escort him to the back. The Warriors show concern as Eli is placed on a stretcher by EMTs.*

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*Aaron is seen backstage putting on his trenchcoat and fedora, he looks focused and he speaks with his back to the camera*
Tonight, I solve a great mystery. Cthulhu, tonight I will gain all of your secrets. To be honest, I could care less that Square is in here. I'll keep my eye out for him, but tonight is all about vengeance. You injured my friend Motor-Colt, and unforgivable act of sin.

*Aaron turns to to face the camera, rage evident on his face*
Square, I don't want to hurt you, stay out of my way tonight. I am going to end Cthulhu the only way I know how to fight a crazed psycho. By thinking like a crazed psycho. Tonight, I will let all my inhibitions run wild, and when the match is over, your life, Cthulhu, will never be the same. I'm Aaron Enigma, and tonight the question is this: Will Cthulhu be breathing when the match is over?

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Triple Threat Match
Head Detective Aaron Enigma
V.
Square
V.
Cthulhu

The match starts right as the bell rings with Aaron charging Cthulhu. he tackles him to the ground and starts punching him in a fit of rage. Square comes from behind and nails Aaron in the back of the head, ending the spree of fists to Cthulhu and allowing him to escape. Square and Cthulhu start to brawl back and forth as Aaron recovers from the big punch. He gets up and clotheslines both men while they are distracted. He picks up Cthulhu and throws him out of the ring. He goes after him but Square hits a dropkick as Aaron is getting out and he gets kicked to the ground.

Cthulhu picks up Aaron and rams his back into the ring. Square hits a baseball slide sending both men into the security wall. Square gets out of the ring and throws Aaron back in. He puts Aaron in a chinlock but Aaron quickly escapes only to get thrown to the ground while running away. Square puts a hammerlock on Aaron and holds him on the ground. Aaron slowly makes his way to his feet and reverses the submission and hits a back suplex on Square. Aaron gets up only to walk right into Cthulhu and gets hit with a DDT. Cthulhu goes for the pin but Square breaks it up. Cthulhu and Square goes back and forth with punches until Cthulhu loses his patience and delivers a kick to the midsecion followed by another DDT.

Cthulhu gets up not realizing Aaron is waiting. Aaron runs up and hits a German Suplex on Cthulhu then locks him in the Gorilla Clutch. Cthulhu slowly makes his way to the ropes but Aaron drags him back to the center. Seeing Cthulhu is about to tap out, Square hits Aaron with the Squareplosion, knocking Aaron into a turnbuckle

Cthulhu clotheslines square out of the ring and picks Aaron up and hits the Death Magnetic and pins him for the win.

Michael Muffer- Here is your winner……………..Cthulhu aka Providence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Non-Title Hardcore Triathalon: Evil Masked wordlifeecw V. WWCF Hardcore Champion The General of the Monkey Army(The two will face off in three different hardcore events. They are not matches)

Event #2: Extreme Tug-of-War

After a short break to allow both men to wash their hands, they take their places above the pit.

Rules: Pull your opponent into the pit below.

Wordlifeecw and The General each take a hold of the barbed wire rope and wait for the ref’s signal. At go, both men pull trying to get the other one in the pit. Wordlifeecw, the bigger of the two, seems to have an easy time, having General almost off the platform. Thinking quick, the General tells wordlifeecw he has something on his mask. Wordlifeecw takes one hand off the rope to check his mask. The General pulls with both hands, yanking wordlifeecw into the barbed wire, glass, and thumbtack filled pit.

Michael Muffer: The winner of the second event, The General of the Monkey Army!

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Six Man Tag Match
The Pride: grbjazzman and WWCF World Tag Team Champions M.O.P. and Metylerca
V.
The Sam09 Family: TromboneWeight Champion TromboneMan and The Southwest Connection: Tyfo and LittleNaitch w/ The Sam09

Muffer – The following contest is set for one fall.
(The Family’s music plays)
Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 720 lbs. Accompanied by their manager, The Sam, they are Littlenaitch, Tyfo and the Tromboneweight champion Tromboneman. The Family.
(The Sam walks down to the ring with The Family in tow)
And their opponents,
(Lions roar, Pride music)
At a combined weight of 668 lbs. They are GrbJazzman and the WWCF Tag Team Champions, Metylerca and M.O.P The Pride.
(The Pride makes their way to the ring high fiving the fans)

Bell rings
the match starts out with Metylerca representing The Pride facing Tyfo representing The Family. They lock up. Tyfo locks in a headlock. Metylerca attempts to send Tyfo off the ropes but as he does Tyfo grabs a handful of Metylercas hair swinging him around into a headlock. Metylerca attempts to send Tyfo off the ropes a second time and yet again Tyfo grabs a handful of Metylercas hair, swinging himself around into a headlock. Metylerca then gives the thumbs up to the crowd before sending Tyfo up for a back body drop. Metylerca goes for a three count.
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2 count
Metylerca drags Tyfo over to the Pride corner and tags in M.O.P Metylerca locks Tyfo into a double chicken wing as M.O.P. climbs the ropes and delivers an axe handle chop. Tyfo is reeling. M.O.P. Hits a clothesline on Tyfo before going for a three count.
1
2
count is broken byLittlenaitch.
M.O.P. Yells at Littlenaitch to get out of the ring, as he does Tyfo hits a running bulldog on M.O.P Tyfo tags in Tromboneman.
Tromboneman hits Haymaker after Haymaker before hitting a snap suplex, Tromboneman goes for the quick 3 count.
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2 count
Tromboneman tags in Littlenaitch who starts hitting knife edge chops, with each chop the crowd goes “Woo!” Littlenaitch attempts a hip toss but M.O.P. reverses it into a hip toss of his own sending Littlenaitch across the ring. M.O.P. Approaches Littleniatch who is pleading for forgiveness, Littlenaithc then sends a boot to M.O.P.’s mid section. Naitch then puts M.O.P. into the corner turnbuckle and proceeds delivering some chops, M.O.P. ducks a chop and starts hitting some chops of his own. Littleniatch attempts to chop his way out of the corner but M.O.P. grabs Naitches arm and locks in an armbar from out of no where. M.O.P. Synchs it in tight before Tyfo makes the save.
M.O.P. Tags in Grbjazzman who delivers some kicks to Littlenaitch, Grbjazzman eventually delivers a yakuza kick to the face of Naitch sending him to the mat. Jazzman goes up to the second rope and delivers a picture perfect second rope elbow to Naitch. Jazzman goes for the 3 count.
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2 count
As Jazzman attempts to raise Naitch to his feet; Naitch rakes Jazzman’s eyes. Naicth stumbles over to The Family’s corner before tagging in Tyfo. Tyfo delivers a Double Axe handle from the top rope to Jazzman, which sends him down. Tyfo begins taunting The Pride, which sends them into the ring. As the referee holds The Pride back, The Family takes advantage of a fallen Jazzman.
The Family return to their corner as Tyfo locks in a sharpshooter on Jazzman. The Pride cheer on Jazzman to escape the hold, The Family cheer on Tyfo to break Jazzman in 2. Jazzman reaches for the rope but The Sam grabs the bottom rope and pulls it back.
The referee see’s The Sam pull the rope and tells him to step back or The Family will be DQ’d.
While this is happening Jazzman manages to reverse the hold into another sharpshooter. The fans are screaming for Tyfo to tap but Tyfo manages to crawl to the ropes and grab on.
Both Jazzman and Tyfo are barely making it to their feet, as they do they start throwing punches at each other. Punch after punch. Finally Tyfo misses a punch and Jazzman who hits a DDT on Tyfo.
Both men are now barely conscious, they begin crawling their way to their respective teams for a hot tag. As Jazzman makes his way to the corner Littlenaitch runs in and grabs Jazzman’s leg and pulls him back. The referee sends Naitch back to his corner but the referee doesn’t see Jazzman tag M.O.P. As MOP comes in to attack Tyfo the referee sends MOP back to his corner as Tyfo makes a tag to Tromboneman.
Tromboneman grabs Jazzman and prepares to hit the “C Note”, but Jazzman out of desperation hits “Takin’ the A Train”.
Jazzman crawls to his corner and tags M.O.P.
M.O.P comes in and begins cleaning house-throwing punches at everyone he can see. M.O.P. Comes off the ropes and The Sam grabs his ankle, MOP grabs The Sam by the collar and lifts him onto the apron. Anarchy ensues. Everyone is attacking everyone else. MOP gets knocked into Jazzman, which the referee counts as a tag. Tromboneman calls in Littlenaitch and they both knock MOP to the outside. Tromboneman grabs Jazzman in a double arm chicken wing as Littleniatch grabs Trombonemans Trombone and prepares to KO Jazzman with it as the referee is distracted by Tyfo and Metylerca brawling on the outside.
Naicth attempts to KO Jazzman but Jazzman ducks and Naitch attacks Tromboneman by mistake. Jazzman sends a stunned Niatch to the outside who lands on top of The Sam.
Jazzman goes for the pinfall on a KO’d Tromboneman.
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The winners, THE PRIDE!
All 3 members of The Pride celebrate in the ring under the roar of the fans approval as The Family bicker with each other on the way back to the dressing room.

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Non-Title Hardcore Triathalon: Evil Masked wordlifeecw V. WWCF Hardcore Champion The General of the Monkey Army(The two will face off in three different hardcore events. They are not matches)

Event # 3: Extreme Joust

Rules: Both men get on motorcycles armed with barbed wire covered kendo sticks. When the ref calls GO both men ride towards each other and try to knock the other off.

Both men battered and beaten from the previous events get on their respected motorcycles and arm themselves with their barbed wire kendo sticks. They rev up the bikes as they wait for the ref to yell go. The ref yells GO and they peal out towards each other. As they meet they hit each other but no one falls off their bike. They turn back around and charge again revving up even harder. This time they both connect viciously ramming into each other with a double kendo stick clothesline and knock each other off. Medics come running in and it is clear that neither man can continue. They are both loaded up into ambulances and driven off.

Michael Muffer- It seems that both men can not continue so this even has been ruled a draw!!!!!!!

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Non-Title Singles Match
Champions Showcase: WWCF World Champion MiLo Duck
V.
WWCF Inter-Forum Champion Above Average

The two champions exchange a tense handshake before locking up. Above Average locks on a side headlock, MiLo fights out of it, whips Above Average into the ropes, and Above Average bounces back with a swinging neck breaker. The Inter-Forum Champion then delivers a backbreaker, followed by a delayed vertical suplex. Above Average picks up MiLo for another suplex, but MiLo catches him in a small package, getting a 2-count. MiLo stomps Above Average, and locks on an armbar. Above Average reaches the ropes, forcing MiLo to break the hold. The World Champion whips Above Average into the ropes and hit’s a flying clothesline, earning another 2-count. MiLo picks up Above Average for a suplex, but Above Average blocks it and hit’s a suplex of his own. The Inter-Forum Champion then hit’s a Sit-Out Powerbomb, gaining a 2-count. Above Average tosses MiLo into the corner and goes for a big splash, but MiLo moves, causing Above Average to crash into the turnbuckle. MiLo mounts the turnbuckle and fires off a series of punches to Above Average, with the crowd quacking along with each punch. MiLo picks up Above Average and goes for the QuackerJack, but Above Average reverses it into a hurricanrana. As MiLo gets up, Above Average hit’s the Superkick and gets the pin.

Michael Muffer: Here is your winner, the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, Above Average!

After the match, as Above Average is celebrating, Legion runs in from behind and locks Above Average in the Arms of Morpheus. Security runs down to try and pull him off, but SuperSmark runs out and chases them off, and starts beating Above Average with his laptop while Legion holds him in the sleeper. Finally, MiLo pulls Legion off and chases him and SuperSmark away, and goes to check on Above Average.