The First Ever Monday Niteraw
September 1, 2008
Monday Niteraw open up with the Monday Niteraw logo and fireworks in the arena. We are joined by commentators Tony Schivone and Art Donavan.
Tony Schivone- Okay Art we are ready for the first match of the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament.
Art Donovan- What is the WWCF and how much does it weigh?
WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Round 1
Match 1
Vyse
VS
Disco Stu-WINNER
Match 2
J Is Justice-WINNER
VS
Tyfo85 5150
Match 3
Strykerdarksilence
VS
The Tank-WINNER
Match 4
Bob Schlapowitz-WINNER
VS
D-lirious-2
Match 5
stevierichardsfan babyface
VS
Your Uncle Seth Drakin-WINNER
Match 6
Cthulhu
VS
The Iron Giant-WINNER
Match 7
Macho Dude Handy Damage-WINNER by forfeit
VS
D-Day Dave
Match 8
MiLo Duck-WINNER
VS
Starshine
Match 9
IchiMan
VS
Above Average-WINNER
Match 10
Buggy The Clown-WINNER
VS
Legion
Match 11
Evil Masked worldlifeecw
VS
John S. Amigo-WINNER
Match 12
SuperSweet-WINNER
VS
Koda89, Master Cold Train
Match 13
Bad Booking
VS
Madman Szalinski-WINNER
Match 14
Littlenaitch-WINNER
VS
RX-78-2
The Sam08 Promo
(The Sam08 has made his way to ringside)
Tony - What is The Sam08 doing here? And whats with all those pieces of paper he's carrying?
Art - How much do doz papers weigh?
Tony - I better go and ask him.
(Tony proceeds to get his fat arse up with a microphone and waddle towards The Sam08)
Tony - The Sam08, what is going on? What's with all these papers?
The Sam08 - What's with all the questions Tony?
Tony - Does this have to do with that ridiculous Manager Pledge Drive?
The Sam08 - That's right Tony, you know since I made my intentions clear here in the WWCF I have received millions of applications from people all over this country of ours of Parts Unknown. And gotta say, the majority of these people are morons (boo) Take a look at this guy Tony (Grabs a piece of paper, shows Tony) He's some hillbilly from Kentucky, says the only training he has had is "wrasslin my pooch on me matres"? I don't know what that is and I don't wanna know. Or how about this guy (throws away original piece of paper and grabs another) Apparently this guy thinks he's a turkey, you know what so do I.
Tony - Is this going anywhere The Sam08?
The Sam08 - What do you think Tony? And finally checkout this guy (grabs another piece of paper) this guy's gimmick, at least I think it's a gimmick, is that he is a hobo. He has a ventriloquist dummy, he's appeared on Toxic Avenger 21st anniversary DVD and has claimed to do things to a cheer leading costume that can't be said on a family program like this.
And do you know what all those people had in common? They all stink! However amongst this pile of trash, garbage and general filth there are 2 that actually stand out. But because I'm an enigma and I have a bus to catch I am not gonna give any of you the privilege of knowing tonight. So if you want to know who I will be managing, tune in next week. Same The Sam08 time, same The Sam08 channel.
Match 15
TromboneMan-WINNER
VS
Z lpempleh
Match 16
Triple Threat
Ravishing Rob Rude
VS
One Doley Nation
VS
MolotovMocktail
The WWCF Hardcore Championship was fought over all night backstage by the entire roster with the end of the show being the cutoff time. The Tank ended up with the Hardcore Championship at the end of the show technically becoming the first ever WWCF Hardcore Champion but owner D-Day Dave came out and said that the match would go until 12:00 Midnight. This enraged The Tank but he had to do what he had to do. Buggy The Clown ended up with the Hardcore Championship.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
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