Monday Niteraw- September 8, 2008

WWCF Monday NiteRaw
September 8, 2008

GNA - Hello, G. Neric. Announcer here at the WWCF HQ in Parts Unknown. And with me is the self proclaimed Manager of champions, The Sam08. The Sam everyone wants to know, who are you managing exactly, and why does that make you the Manager of Champions.
The Sam08 - I'm gonna let everyone know right now, you see last Monday I said I would reveal my clients this Monday as a surprise. But you see, I'm a smart guy, and I am smarter than that. You see to be even more surprising, I've decided to say it now.
My first client and the first member of The Sam08 Family is.....TromboneMan.
TromboneMan may not be a champion, yet, but remember GNA Trombone Man is still in the running to become the first ever WWCF Heavyweight Champion. And mark my words ladies and gentlemen, TromboneMan WILL become the first WWCF Champion at Gookermania. What makes him different than all those other schmucks in the tournament? Is that he understands the difference a guy like me can have on his career.
So One Doley Nation, my advice to you is don't even show up this Monday. Because your just gonna embarrass yourself in front of everybody. Just like Zlpempleh did this past Monday.
GNA - Wow! That is surprising! But, who is your 2nd client?
The Sam08 - Calm down GNA your gonna give yourself a rash if you keep getting that excited.
My second client, or should I say clients? are none other than littlenaitch and Tyfo89, The Southwest Connection!
GNA - But they too are not champions yet The Sam08?
The Sam08 - Really?...Well then, who are the champions?
GNA - Stryker Duck Silence.
The Sam08 - I see, so, I guess what you're saying is that SWC would have to beat Stryker Duck Silence to become the tag team champions, correct?
GNA - Yes.
The Sam08 - Well THAT is an excellent idea GNA! Stryker Duck Silence, heed my warning. Whether it be sooner or whether it be later, The Southwest Connection WILL be Tag Team champs. And we won't be silent about it. Now excuse me, I gotta go get my champs ready.
GNA - There you are. this is GNA, signing out.

(WWCF opens up with a package video showing highlights from the first round of the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament)

JR- Welcome wrestling fans to the second edition of Monday NiteRaw. With me tonight is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Tony Schivone.

Tony(wearing a neck brace)- Thats right JR and what a night we have for you. The second round of the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship Tournament will take place tonight.

Brain- Yes and tonight you all have the privledge of listening to the great color commentaries of me The Brain. Remember...............WWCF: ITS WHERE THE BIG KIDS PLAY!!!!!

Tony- Lets go down to the ring.


(Owner of the WWCF Mr. D-Day Dave makes his way down to the ring and grabs a mic.)

Mr. D-Day Dave- Tonight is a huge night for the WWCF. Not only will we have the second round to the World title tournament but in our opening match we will also have a no count out match between Starshine and Providence. Also later tonight I shall name the tag team that will face The Southwest Connection next week right here on Monday NiteRaw to see who will become the No. 1 Contenders for Stryker Dark Silence's WWCF Tag Team Championships at GookerMania. Also later tonight I shall name a Commissioner who will help take control under me to make sure things run more smoothly.


(The Sam08 and his new clients The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) come out. The Sam08 gets on the mic but before he can talk the lights go out and pyro shoots off at the entrances as Evil Masked wordlifeecw’s music hits the PA system)

*Evil Masked wordlifeecw comes to the ring*

"You know something, Sam08, I think all these people are sick of hearing about you and your family and your plans. I know I'M sick of it. If guys wanna a match so bad, how about right here, right now, I kick all three of your asses?"

*The SWC rush wordlifeecw, who responds with a double chokeslam on Tyfo and littlenaitch. Sam08 tries to get away, but he's caught by wordlifeecw. The Evil Masked One tombstones Sam08*

"That was only the beginning. By the end of the night, there will be MORE victims."

*wordlifeecw places replicas of his mask over the faces of Sam08 and the SWC.*

"Evil is ALWAYS more fun with a mask. *Evil laughter*"

*Sets off his pyro and leaves*


Opening Contest
No Count Out Match
Starshine
VS
Cthulhu (aka) ftahgn-WINNER

ROUND 2 OF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT
Match 1
Disco Stu Is Always Tired
VS
J Is Justice-WINNER

JR- BAH GAHD IT WAS CLOSE BUT THAT IS IT! J IS JUSTICE MOVES ON TO THE THIRD ROUND!

Tony- Okay fans get ready becasue we have a big match up next. The Tank will take on Bob Schlapowitz. They almost met in the steve invitational Forum Champion tournament but j.d. managed to knock them both out. We will be right back after a word from our sponsors.

*Slim Jim Commercial airs*

Match 2
The Tank
VS
Bob Schlapowitz-WINNER

(Mr. D-Day Dave makes his way down to the ring.)

Mr. D-Day Dave- Now it is time to announce the new Commissioner of the World WrestleCrap Federation. This man shall join my staff and help keep order to WWCF. He is the innovator behind the original WWCF tournament and now the new WWCF Commissioner.............................

…………..stevierichardsfan babyface!!!!!!!!!!!

Match 3
Your Uncle Seth Drakin-WINNER
VS
The Iron Giant

Match 4
Macho Dude Handy Damage
VS
MiLo Duck-WINNER

Match 5
TAFKA(The Artist Formerly Known As) Above Average-WINNER
VS
Buggy The Clown

Match 6
Mr. John S. Amigo-WINNER
VS
SuperSweetSolid

Match 7
Madman Szalinski-WINNER
VS
littlenaitch

Match 8
TromboneMan-WINNER
VS
One Doley Nation


(D-Day Dave themes starts up and he comes out to the ring with some big announcements.)

Mr. D-Day Dave- There has been a lot of questions concerning the Tag Team Championships lately. Well before I get to that first I want to get to the Forum Championship. As you all know j.d. is the new WWCF Forum Champion. He will have his first defense at GookerMania. I will be taking sign ups for anyone who wants to be No. 1 Contender for the Forum Championship. Everyone who signs up will get a chance.

Now as for the Tag Team Championships this is how it goes. There are currently four teams(well sort of) who want a shot. There are two more Monday NiteRaws that will take place before GookerMania. GookerMania will either take place on Monday September 29.(it will take the place for NiteRaw since more people are home on monday nights to watch raw.)

This is what will happen. Next week on Monday September 15 edition of NiteRaw there will be two tag team matches. The winners of those two tag team matches will go on to September 22 edition of NiteRaw to face off with each other to decide a No. 1 Contender for the Tag Team Championship and will face Stryker Dark Silence at GookerMania.

Now here are the teams. The first team is Justice And Providence- J Is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence.
The team they will be facing have asked me not to reveal them yet. They would like it to be a surprise. They have until Thursday of this week to reveal it or I will.

Now as for the next two teams. Obviously the first one is The Southwest Connection. They will be taking on Evil Masked wordlifeecw in a handicap match!!!!!


At the end of the night at Midnight Cthulhu became the WWCF Hardcore Champion in a free for all hardcore match that included everyone on the roster.