Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1 I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, the George Foreman of commentary, Jesse King!
Gorilla, what a show we have tonight!
Absolutely, Jess! Tonight, Cageking takes on the Pushkilla in our main event.
Also, we‘ll se Buck Futter take on KCB.
We‘ll see two newcomers in action, as "Champagne" Jay Carroll battles "TheShowStoppin Classic" JB Hendu!
And what better way to kick it all off, than to have the Heatz!!1 Champion, Koda, in action!
Koda V. Stevierichardsfan Babyface w/ Eli
The following contest is ser for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Agent of Chaos*
Introducing first, from Gotham, weighing in at 223 pounds, he is the Sunday Night Heatz!!1 Champion, Koda!
*Leave the Memories Alone*
And his opponent, from Badstreet, USA, weighing in at pounds, Stevierichardsfan Babyface!
At the bell, Koda whips Stevie into the ropes, and scoop slams him on the way back. He drops the elbow across Stevie’s chest, before pulling the Wargame Warrior up, and whipping him into the corner. The Heatz!!1 Champion charges, but Stevie get’s his foot up. Koda steps back, stunned, and Stevie catches him with a bulldog. Cover.
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Kickout.
Stevie pulls Koda up and snap suplexes him, and goes to the second rope. Stevie connects with a fist drop, and covers Koda again.
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Kickout.
Stevie legdrop’s the Champion, and follows up with a running knee drop. Cover
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Kickout.
Stevie pulls Koda up and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Koda reverses it. Stevie bounces back, block’s Koda’s hiptoss attempt, and hit’s the Stevie-T. Cover!
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2!
Kickout!
Stevie goes to the top rope, and goes for the Steviesault, but Koda rolls out of the way! Both men are down!
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Koda starts to pull himself up.
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Koda’s on one foot.
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Koda’s up, breaking the count. Stevie is on his feet as well, and Koda catches him with a kick to the midsection, followed by the Killing Joke! Cover!
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Here is your winner, Koda!
Koda celebrates as the ref checks on Stevie.
Well, Gorilla. The Champion picked up a win there.
He certainly did Jess. But he better keep a close eye on the other matches tonight. We may be seeing his next challenger in action!
"Champagne" Jay Carroll V. "TheShowStoppin Classic" JB Hendu
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*Panic Switch*
First, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds, “Champagne” Jay Carroll!
*Hair of the Dog*
And his opponent, from Newport, Tennessee, weighing in at 265 pounds, “TheShowStoppin Classic” JB Hendu!
The match starts as both men size each other up. They seem to go for a lock up in the middle but Jay quickly ends that with a kick to the midsection followed by a few punches to the head. He hits a vicious punch on Hendu's back and then locks in a headlock. Hendu bounces off the ropes and throws Jay off of him. Jay counters by hitting a shoulder block. He goes for an elbow drop but Hendu rolls out of the way. As Jay gets up favoring his left elbow he's hit by a dropkick from Hendu. Hendu goes for the pin.
1....Jay kicks out easily.
Hendu tries to keep the match slow by using a headlock. Jay makes it to his feet eventually and delivers a back suplex. He quickly uses a headlock of his own on the downed Hendu. Hendu fights his way out of it and hits a DDT out of nowhere, leaving both men down. The ref starts to count and he makes it to 8 before either man makes it to their feet. Hendu hits a couple of clotheslines on Jay followed by a vertical suplex. As Jay gets up Hendu connects with a Big Boot. Hendu then taunts around for a few seconds before going for a big leg drop. However Jay is able to move out of the way. Jay gets up and hits a Shining Wizard on the stunned Hendu and goes for the pin.
1....2...Hendu just kicks out before the 3!
Jay is seemingly frustrated, but picks up Hendu and starts hitting a vicious punch combination. The final punch sends Hendu bouncing off the ropes and he gets hit by a huge Back Body Drop from Jay. Jay picks him up and bounces off the ropes for a clothesline but Hendu ducks it and hits a back body drop of his own. However when he goes to pick up Jay, he is pulled into a small package pin!
1....2....3!
Here is your winner, “Champagne” Jay Carroll!
Big win tonight for the newcomer, eh Jess!
Indeed, Gorilla. But he better not get too cocky. One win does not a title contender make.
Up next, KCB takes on Buck Futter!
KCB vs. Buck Futter
This match is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit.
*My Way*
Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 235 pounds, KCB!
*Walker Texas Ranger Theme*
And his opponent, from Dallas, Texas by way of Tampa, Florida, weighing in at 265 pounds, Buck Futter!
The match starts with both men locking up in the center of the ring. Buck grabs KCB in a headlock and brings him down on one knee. KCB gets up and slips out of the headlock, locking in his own. Buck counters by trying a back suplex but KCB let's go. Buck turns around to find a few quick jabs from KCB, followed by a kick to the midsection. KCB goes for a vertical suplex but Buck traps his leg in KCB's, and then quickly goes for his own suplex and hits it. He then delivers a couple elbow drops to the downed KCB and goes for a pin.
1.....2.KCB kicks out.
Buck picks up KCB and runs off the ropes for a clothesline. KCB ducks and hits a back body drop on the rebound. Buck gets up wincing in pain only to be clotheslined down by KCB who quickly goes for a body splash. It connects and KCB goes for the pin.
1.....2...Buck gets his shoulder up.
KCB locks in a chinlock on the downed Buck, trying to keep him grounded. Buck fights to his feet and hits a couple elbows to the stomach, however KCB delivers a quick kick to the stomach and follows it with a DDT. He quickly gets to his feet and lifts up Buck, putting him in a fireman's carry. He goes for the TKO but Buck counters. Buck performs a double-leg takedown and quickly goes into the Bucklock! He locks it in and KCB writhes in pain, screaming loudly. Seeing no way to break the hold KCB is forced to tap out.
The winner of the match, Buck Futter!
He had a rocky start last week, but Buck Futter picks up a convincing win here tonight.
I wouldn’t give up on KCB just yet, though. He’s got what it takes to be a champion one day.
He very well may. Folks, our main event is next. CageKing V. The Pushkilla!
The Pushkilla V. Cageking
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit, and it is your main event!
*Cageking walks to the ring, rapping his entrance*
Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 295 pounds, CageKing!
*Supernaut*
And his opponent, from The First State, weighing in at 245 pounds, The Push Killa!
At the bell, they lock up, and Push Killa waistlock’s CageKing, and takes him to the mat. He transitions into a front facelock, but CageKing powers out. The two exchange punches, with CageKing winning to exchange. He follows with a slam, and then a legdrop. Cover.
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Kickout.
CageKing picks Push Killa up, and goes for a brainbuster, but Killa slips out and hit’s a reverse neckbreacker. Cover.
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Kickout.
Killa goes for a DDT, but CageKing rolls him up!
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Kickout!
Push Killa hit’s a few elbows to CageKing’s skull, and then hit’s the DDT. Cover!
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2!
Kickout!
CageKing rolls on his stomach, and crawls towards the ropes, but Push Killa grabs him, forces him on his back, and double stomp’s him! Cover!
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2!
Kickout!
Push Killa climbs to the top rope, and hit’s a roaring elbow! Cover!
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2!
KICKOUT!
Frustrated, Push Killa drags CageKing to the corner, and goes for a clotheline, but CageKing moves! Killa slams into the corner, and CageKing quickly rolls him up!
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KICKOUT!!
Push Killa get’s up, and turns right into a kick to the midsection, followed by the Flashing Lights! COVER!
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Here is your winner, CageKing!
The ref raises CageKing’s hand, and Push Killa rolls to the outside.
CageKing with his second win here on Heatz!!1 The kid’s on a roll Jess!
Yeah, but he’s still got a long ways to go before he’s Championship material.
For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight from Heatz!!1
Match writing credits: Evil M and Aaron Enigma
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