Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, the irresistible Jesse King!
Gorilla, we are just 2 weeks away from GookerMania II, and I‘m already excited about it!
As am I Jess! As of right now, 7 huge matches have already been announced, with several others being rumored to take place!
Last night on Heatz!!1, 3 Superstars qualified for the Money in the Bank on a Pole match at GookerMania II! Tonight, 3 more entrants will be determined!
We also have a blockbuster main event lined up, as Above Average, Seth Drakin, and King Motor-Colt will join forces to face Jazzman, LittleNaitch, and M.O.P. in one of the most intriguing 6 man tag team matches we‘ve ever had in WWCF!
Not only that, but Starshine‘s set to take on Relegate Hunter, in what could be construed as a way of sending a message to Square.
Last week, we saw Square defeat his brother in rather convincing fashion. How will Starshine fare against the same opponent?
Plus we have the return of TTS as he answers The General‘s Hardcore Challenge! I can‘t wait, so let‘s take it to Michael Muffer, with the first of the qualifying matches!
*Amigo is standing next to a suspended Jerry Fish, whose microphone has been stolen by Amigo*
Finally, I have returned to the main stage of the WWCF, and my return here is smooth: Beat some newbie, get access to some important match at Gookermania. Which, is what they say to be the biggest WWCF show, so it would be great if I could throw a spanner in the works.
Money in the Bank Qualifying match: Amigo V. Pushkilla
The following contest is a Money in the Bank Qualifying match, set for one fall.
*Souls of Black*
Introducing first, from Tempe, Arizona, weighing in at 208 pounds, Amigo!
*Supernaut*
And his opponent, from The First State, weighing in at 245 pounds, The Pushkilla!
Amigo and Pushkilla tie up, but Amigo immediately gouges the eyes, then throws Pushkilla to the mat by his hair. Amigo stomps his opponent a few times, then kick’s him in the head! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
Amigo pulls Pushkilla up and tosses him into the turnbuckle. He hit’s a running clothesline, followed by a bulldog and then a knee across the throat. Cover!
1!
Kickout!
Amigo goes to pick Pushkilla up, but he get’s caught in a small package!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Both men are up, but Amigo catches Pushkilla in a Rock Bottom, which he transitions into a backbreaker! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Amigo bounces off the ropes with a splash, but Pushkilla rolls out of the way! Both men struggle back to their feet, where they trade punches back and forth. Pushkilla wins the exchange, and shoots Amigo into the ropes, catching him on the way back with a big back body drop! Amigo’s back up, but Pushkilla meets him with a scoop slam! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Pushkilla pulls Amigo up to his feet, but is caught with a headbutt from out of nowhere! Pushkilla drops like a sack of dimes and Amigo makes the cover!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, Amigo!
What a headbutt, Gorilla! I didn’t think Amigo was that strong!
Something tells me there was more to that headbutt than meets the eye, Jess.
Are you making more false accusations, Gorilla?
Just making an observation. Regardless, Amigo does advance to the Money in the Bank match.
Up next, Starshine takes on Relegate Hunter!
Starshine V. Relegate Hunter
Michael Muffer – The following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a 25 minute time limit. Introducing first-
*Smile Like You Mean It plays on the PA as Relegate Hunter leaps out from behind the curtain and makes his way down to the ring. He enters and climbs a turnbuckle, playing to the crowd.*
Michael Muffer – From Brighton, England and weighing in at 190 pounds, this is Relegate Hunter.
*Supermassive Black Hole plays on the PA. Starshine doesn’t appear to come out. Suddenly Starshine appears in the ring from off camera wielding his silver chair. He whacks Relegate Hunter hard on the back. He stands over Hunter and brings out his personal mic.*
Starshine – I’ve heard some interesting buzz in the “newz” recently. As you probably have already heard, in two weeks we’re having a pretty big show. Something called Gookermania 2. On that said card is a certain match pitting former tag team partners and champions against each other. An ‘I Quit’ match, starring myself, the Technical Professional, and my ol’ running buddy Square. That’s not the interesting part. What’s caught my attention is that ol’ Square might be on borrowed time at the moment. In fact, I’d say that was certain. You see two nights after Gookermania, on September 30 his contract expires. Even more interesting is that he probably won’t sign a new one. So in my eyes, what that essentially means is that Square has only one chance of beating me. A feat he will never accomplish in any case. This big difference here is that to beat me he has to force me to surrender. I’m here to give you the spoilers, I won’t quit, not like Square. In fact it looks like he’ll be quitting twice that week. I think it’s almost poetic. So I hope you all bought your tickets for September 28, because you won’t want to miss this swan’s song.
*Looks down at the stirring Relegate Hunter*
As a matter of fact, I think I’ll give you a quick preview.
Starshine, holding his chair, backs up and measures Relegate Hunter as he crawls to his feet. Starshine swings the chair but Hunter ducks. Hunter hits a dropkick, causing Starshine to release the chair.
The bell rings.
Relegate is quick to cover for 1. He picks Starshine back up but is fought off with strikes to his gut. Starshine hits the ropes and Hunter ducks his clothesline. Hunter hits an arm drag on the rebound. Starshine rolls to his feet and rushes Hunter again only to be hit with another arm drag. Starshine back to his feet runs into another arm drag. Starshine sits in the corner as Hunter begs him forward. Starshine, visually frustrated, points behind Hunter, diverting his attention. Hunter turns around and Starshine rushes again. Hunter catches him with a reverse arm drag.
Starshine – DAMMIT!
Starshine rolls outside and grabs his chair. The referee warns him not to bring it in the ring. Starshine sets it up on the outside and sits on it in protest. The referee pokes through the middle and top rope, warning a count out loss. Relegate Hunter runs the ropes and leaps over the referee with a senton suicida onto the seated Starshine. He grabs his back, but still gets to his feet and plays the crowd. He picks Starshine back up and rolls him back inside. Hunter goes for the pin.
1…
2…
Starshine places his foot on the bottom rope.
Hunter lifts Starshine to his feet and sets up a snap suplex. As he tries lifting his opponent, his back fails him. Starshine takes advantage and delivers an STO backbreaker. He keeps a hold of Hunter and transitions into a Russian backbreaker, immediately follows up with a lungblower, and applies his Sharpshooter. Hunter reaches towards the ropes in pain and edges slowly towards the ropes. He manages to reach them, but as he does Starshine drops the hold completely and stomps him in the back of his head. He drags Hunter back in the center of the ring and applies the sharpshooter again, this time not turning him completely, and placing his knee on his lower back. Hunter frantically tries to hold on as long as he can, but soon quickly taps out.
Michael Muffer – The winner of this match, Starshine.
*Starshine keeps the hold locked in as the referee tries to force him to break it. He lets go and exits the ring. But instead of leaving, he grabs his silver chair and personal mic and slides back inside. He scares the ref away and hits Hunter again. He grabs his mic and kneels down next to Hunter.
Starshine – What do you say Square? Do you want to quit?
*He places the mic up to Hunter, but he says nothing.*
Starshine – We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.
*Hunter still refuses to talk.*
*Starshine drops the mic and whacks Hunter again with his chair. He roughly drags Hunter over and applies his sharpshooter again, all the while yelling at him to quit. Hunter soon stops moving. Starshine drops the hold and stands over Hunter, raising his mic and chair over his head. He walks towards the back as the ref checks up on Hunter.*
*The lights go out and something comes up on the titantron*
He is psycho
He is a crazy
He is a danger to society
He is EVIL
EVIL LA PARKA
On October 26 at Night Of The Wrestling Zombies the WWCF will never be the same. The True Evil One will finally reveal who he really is to the world.
Well folks, apparently at Night of the Wrestling Zombies, we’ll find out who La Parka really is. But up next, Koda and Viva Los Bio Dome battle it out for a spot in the Money in the Bank match!
Money in the Bank Qualifying match: Koda V. Viva Los Bio Dome
*Agent of Chaos*
Introducing first, from Gotham City, weighing in at 223 pounds, Koda!
*The Safety Dance*
And his opponent, from Hayward, Calfornia, weighing in at 185 pounds, Viva Los Bio Dome!
Viva and Koda eye each other cautiously, knowing each other very well. They exchange words and Viva slaps Koda! Koda responds with a slap of his own! Viva goes for another slap, but Koda blocks it and responds with a punch! Koda hit’s some more punches, shoots Viva into the ropes, goes for a clothesline, Viva ducks, goes for a clothesline of his own, Koda ducks, both men run the ropes and slam into each other, but both men remain standing. Koda applies a headlock, but Viva scissors out of it and goes for an armbar, which Koda counters into a running side headlock. Viva rolls Koda over on his shoulders!
1!
2!
Koda rolls back, breaking the pin. Viva rolls over on his stomach and forces Koda to a standing position. He breaks the hold with a back drop, but Koda lands on his feet! Viva turns around, and Koda meets him with a clothesline! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
Koda pulls Viva up, but Viva stuns him with a jawbreaker! He follows up with a running knee to the midsection, and a blockbuster! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Viva sit’s Koda up, then goes for a running knee, but Koda catches it and sends Viva to the mat! Koda quickly rolls on top of Viva and locks in a modified crossface! Viva screams, but is able to grab the bottom rope, but Koda holds on for a 4-count before breaking. Koda finally let’s go, but stays on the attack, with well placed stomps to the back, neck and arm. He then pulls Viva off the mat and goes for the Killing Joke, but Viva counters out and goes for the Bio-DOME, but Koda flips out of it and lands on his feet. Both men face each other in fighting stances, as the fans applaud them both.
The fans are getting a real treat tonight, as these two are at the top of their game!
The two lock up and Viva does a standing switch behind Koda and takes him down to the mat. He scoots around to north-south and pummels Koda with elbows, as his opponent tries to defend himself. As Viva lays in with the elbows, the referee checks on Koda, before pulling Viva off of him. The ref asks Koda if he can continue, but before Koda can answer, Viva’s back on the attack with more elbows. The ref once again pulls Viva off and asks Koda if he wants to continue. Koda indicates that he will, and Viva quickly pulls him up and tosses him in the corner. He charges, but Koda moves at the last second! Viva slams into the turnbuckle, and Koda manages to hit the Killing Joke! Both men are down, but Koda manages to drape an arm over Viva!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Koda struggles to his feet and pulls Viva u-VIVA HIT’S THE BIO-DOME!!!!! COVER!!!
1!
2!
KICKOUT!!!!
An unbelievable match, Gorilla!
Viva and Koda use the ropes to pull themselves up, and begin trading punches in the center of the ring. Viva, then Koda, then Viva, Koda, Viva, Ko-Viva blocks it! One punch, two, three, four! Viva’s feeling it now, here it is, Purple Sticky Pun-KODA BLOCKS IT!!! KILLING JO-NO!!!! VIVA BLOCKS IT, PURPLE STICKY PUNCH!!!!! COVER!!!!!
1!
2!
3!
Here is your winner, Viva Los Bio Dome!
It’s over Jess. What a match we just saw!
Every time these two meet, they try to top the last encounter, and tonight was no exception!
Viva advances, but a great effort by Koda!
Folks, last week, The General of the Monkey Army issued a challenge for a 5 minute hardcore match, with his opponent having to put something on the line against The General’s pet monkey, Tinker.
Last week, Cageking accepted, putting his allegiance on the line. If the General won, Cageking would be his slave until GookerMania!
The match went to a draw, and the challenge was issued once again for tonight, and it was accepted by TTS, who surprised everyone with his return to the WWCF!
So it’s TTS V. The General, and if the General wins…
If the General wins, he will receive the frozen remains of his beloved pet monkey, Bingo, who was tragically killed several months back by TTS.
Can The General win the remains of his fallen friend, or will TTS be dining on fresh monkey tonight?
We’re about to find out, because that match is next!
Hardcore Challenge; Monkey V. Frozen Monkey Meat: TTS V. The General of the Monkey Army
The following contest is a 5 minute hardcore challenge! If TTS wins, he will gain possession of the General‘s pet monkey Tinker! But if TTS loses, The General will be awarded the frozen remains of the dearly departed Bingo the Monkey!
*God‘s Gonna Cut You Down*
Introducing first, from Davie, Florida, weighing in at 290 pounds, TTS!
*King Kong 2004*
and his opponent, from Lansing, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds, The General of the Monkey Army!
TTS and The General immediately leave the ring to get weapons. TTS grabs a chair while The General pulls out a trashcan. Both men reenter the ring and charge each other. TTS makes first contact, knocking The General to the mat. TTS whacks The General with the chair repeatedly and then goes for the cover.
1!
Kickout!
TTS picks up the trashcan and props it up between the top and middle ropes. The General get’s to his feet, but TTS grabs him and rams his head into the trashcan! TTS then delivers a diving lariat! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
The Jamaican Redneck exit’s the ring and retrieves a cookie sheet. TTS slides the sheet in the ring, then grabs a shovel from under the ring.
Two minute warning!
TTS swings the shovel, but The General ducks and TTS hit’s the trashcan. TTS turns around and is met with a huge Monkey Paw! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
The General picks up the chair and cracks TTS right in the face with it! He then picks up TTS and delivers a Death Valley Driver on the cookie sheet! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
One minute remaining in the time limit!
The General sets TTS up for another DVD, but TTS cradles him!
1!
2!
Kickout!
The General hooks TTS’s legs and locks in the Monkey Wrench in the center of the ring! TTS tries to hold out, but with nowhere to go, he has no choice but to tap out!
Here is your winner, The General of the Monkey Army!
Well, The General get‘s the win, and the meat!
Now, at least Bingo will get a proper funeral.
…. Right. Moving on, our next contest is the final Money in the Bank Qualifier, as Aaron Enigma takes on Stryker!
Money in the Bank Qualifying match: Aaron Enigma V. Stryker
Before the match begins, Boiler Room Brawler walks halfway down the entrance ramp with a steel chair. He sits down and watches in silence. Aaron smiles when he notices him but turns back to Stryker.
Aaron and Stryker staredown. Stryker mocks him by backing up and spraying his mist. Aaron, having been blinded before by it, seems fairly calm. Stryker is a bit unnerved by this, but accept it. The two lock up and Aaron turns Stryker around into a hammerlock. Stryker grabs Aaron's arm and twists it into his own. Aaron drops to his knees and Stryker loses balance. Aaron throws him over his shoulder and goes for a chinlock. He locks it in but Stryker quickly breaks it by locking his legs around Aaron's head. Aaron is able to push out easily and both men scramble to their feet. Aaron takes initiative and attempts to sweep the leg of Stryker. Stryker jumps but Aaron completes the circle and comes around again with a reverse roundhouse, hitting Stryker in the chest. Aaron goes for the pin.
1...
2.
Stryker kicks out!
Aaron lifts up Stryker and sets him up for the Brilliant Deduction, intent on ending this quickly. He taunts Boiler Room Brawler who gets up and moves towards the ring. Aaron let's go of Stryker and shakes his hand, saying "Sorry man, but I got more important things to worry about.". The dazed Stryker doesn't understand what happened before but watches as Aaron backflps over the top rope onto Boiler Room Brawler. Aaron grabs the downed Brawler and drags him up the ramp to the chair. The ref begins counting.
1...
2...
3...
Aaron sets up Brawler for the Brilliant Deduction, aiming for the chair.
4...
5...
6...
Brawler breaks Aaron's hold and attempts to slam him into the chair.
7...
8...
9...
Brawler lifts up Aaron and slams him onto the entrance ramp, but he falls back first onto the chair as well. Both men lay in pain.
10!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Your winner by count-out: Stryker Dark Silence!
Well, Stryker has qualified for the Money in the Bank match, but the real story is the continued tensions between Aaron Enigma and the Boiler Room Brawler.
Well at GookerMania, those tensions will come to a head, because they’re gonna meet in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match!
That is sure to be a highlight no doubt, but up next, one of the biggest main events we’ve ever had on NiteRaw, it’s a preview of three GookerMania matches, as King Motor-Colt, Above Average, and Seth Drakin take on Jazzman, M.O.P., and Little Naitch!
Main Event: M.O.P., Jazzman, and Little Naitch V. King Motor-Colt, Above Average, and Seth Drakin
The following six man tag team contest is set for one fall, with a 45 minute time limit.
*Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em*
Introducing first, weighing in at 256 pounds, from The Daily Story, Australia he is the King of Wrestlecrap and at GookerMania, he will be challenging for the WWCF Inter-Forum Championship, King Motor-Colt!
*Unicron Medley*
An his partners, first, from Stafford, Virginia, weighing in at 265 pounds, he is the Champion of Honor, and at GookerMania, he may wrestle the final match of career, “The Puppet Master” Seth Drakin!
*The Prodigy*
And from Belfast, Northern Ireland, weighing in at 260 pounds, he is the number one contender and one half of the main event of GookerMania, ABOVE AVERAGE!!!!!
*Painkiller*
And their opponents. From Bergen County, New Jersey, weighing in at 232 pounds, he is the new WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, and the man who will defend that title in a Jersey Turnpike Match at GookerMania, M.O.P.!
*New Blackjacks Theme*
His partners, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 235 pounds, at GookerMania, his career is on the line in a No-Holds-Barred match, Little Naitch!
*Lilac Lane*
And from Fulton, New York, weighing in at 206 pounds, he is the WWCF World Champion, and will be defending his title against Above Average at GookerMania II, JAZZMAN!!!!
Jazzman and Colt start the match. The two exchange a handshake, then circle each other, as the feeling out process get’s underway. They lock up and Colt takes Jazzman to the mat with a headlock takeover. Jazzman scissors out of it and both men are back to their feet. They lock up again and Jazzman armdrag’s Colt to the mat. Colt’s back up though, as Jazzman charges him. Colt back body drop’s the World Champion, and meets him with a dropkick as he get’s to his feet. Jazzman rolls to his corner and tags in Naitch.
Naitch and Colt nod at each other out of respect and friendship before tying up in the middle of the ring. Colt get’s the better of the smaller Naitch, but Naitch fights back with some knife-edge chops. Colt backs up against the ropes, and back drops a charging Naitch over them. Naitch lands on the ring apron and runs to the turnbuckle, climbs to the top rope and comes off the top… only for Colt to catch him and slam him to the mat. Colt runs the ropes, but AA tags himself in.
AA grabs Naitch and suplexes him to the mat and goes for the first cover of the match.
1!
Kickout!
AA yanks Naitch to his feet and shoots him into the ropes, but Naitch comes flying back with a head scissors takedown into an armbar! AA hooks the bottom rope with his foot to break the hold. Naitch tags M.O.P. in and he and Double A pick up where they left off last week. They tie up and AA goes for a suplex, but it’s blocked by M.O.P., who hit’s a suplex of his own. Cover.
1!
Kickout!
M.O.P. bounces off the ropes and catches AA with a clothesline as he get’s to his feet. He goes to pick AA up, but get’s caught in a small package!
1!
Kickout!
Both men roll to their corners and tag out, AA tagging Seth and M.O.P. tagging Jazzman. Jazzman and Seth tear into each other, not missing a beat after Rumble in the Jungle. The two trade punches and Seth shoots Jazzman into the ropes and nails him with a knee to midsection as he bounces back. He then grabs the World Champion and rams his head into the turnbuckle, then backdrop’s him to the mat. Cover.
1!
Kickout!
Seth pulls Jazzman up, but Jazzman surprises him with a spinebuster! He pulls Seth up for the Takin’ The A-Train, but Seth fights it! AA runs in and goes for the Superkick, but Jazzman moves and Seth takes the shot! M.O.P. tosses AA out of the ring and Jazzman makes the cover!
1!
2!
………KICKOUT!!!!
Jazzman and his team look shocked, as do AA and Colt. M.O.P. tags in and grabs Seth, but Seth breaks free with a jawbreaker and makes the tag to Colt! Colt and M.O.P. tie up and Colt snapmare’s M.O.P. to the mat and dropkick’s him in the back of the head! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
Colt set’s M.O.P. up for a suplex, but he block’s it and DDT’s Colt! M.O.P. rolls to the corner and tags Jazzman. Jazzman drops an elbow on Colt and goes for the cover.
1!
Kickout!
Jazzman hit’s the ropes and comes back with a running knee to the face! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Jazzman shoots Colt into the ropes and catches him coming back with belly to belly suplex. Cover.
1!
Kickout!
Jazzman pulls Colt to the corner and tags Naitch. Naitch enters and hits some body shots before double underhooking Colt for a tigerbomb! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Naitch grabs the leg and goes for the Figure Fo-SMALL PACKAGE!!!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Both men are up and run at each other at the same time, double clotheslines, both men are down! The ref starts his count.
“1!”
“2!”
“3!”
Both men start to stir.
“4!”
“5!”
“6!”
They’re crawling towards their corners.
“7!”
Naitch tags M.O.P. and Colt tags Seth! They charge each other and fire off punches, but neither will go down! Seth comes off the ropes, but M.O.P. back body drop’s him, Seth lands hard, M.O.P. charges, monkey flip both men up, Seth ducks a clothesline, and Above Average tags himself in! AA clothesline’s M.O.P. to the mat, then hit’s a legdrop! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
AA waits as M.O.P. get’s up, Superki-NO!! M.O.P. ducks! Neckbreaker! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
M.O.P. tags in Naitch, who immediately knee drop’s Double A before putting his focus on the leg. AA tries to fight him off, but Naitch is persistent. He comes off the ropes with a few stomps to the leg, then follows up with an attempt at the Figure Four, but AA shoves him away! Jazzman tags in, but AA is up and ready for him! A series of punches, he shoots him into the ropes, back body dro-He telegraphed it and Jazzman meets him with a kick and a DDT! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Jazzman drags AA to the corner by the leg-AA jumps up, enziuguri! Both men down!
“1!”
“2!”
“3!”
AA is moving towards his corner while Jazzman is still out of it!
“4!”
“5!”
AA makes the tag to Colt! Colt enters and picks up Jazzman, Story on Page One! Colt tags Seth, Seth hit’s the Tale’s End, cover, this has to be over!
1!
2!
……..KICKOUT!!!!
Seth looks incredulous as he drags Jazzman to the corner and lays into him with chops and kicks. AA get’s the tag and picks up where Seth left off with chops and punches. AA backs up and hit’s a big corner clothesline! He goes for the Superkick-Jazzman moves, AA get’s caught in the ropes and Jazzman starts firing back with punches and kicks of his own, but Seth grabs him by the hair and pulls him down to the mat. AA frees himself from the ropes and tags Colt. Colt climbs to the second rope and hit’s a blockbuster as Jazzman get’s to his feet and locks on the Final Thought! Jazzman cries out, but attempts to reach the ropes. He’s just inches away, but Colt drags him back to the middle of the ring! Colt cinches it in good, Jazzman is about to tap-NO!!! He flips himself up and over Colt! German suplex, and Jazzman dives for the tag to Naitch! Colt’s back to his feet, but Naitch meets him with some chops, then kicks out the leg! He goes for the Figure Four, but Colt crawls under the bottom rope. AA tags in and meets Naitch with a kick to the midsection, followed by a cradle suplex and cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
AA pulls Naitch up and snap suplexes him! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
AA pulls Naitch up by the hair, but Naitch modified Stunner! AA staggers back and Seth reaches over and tags himself in! Naitch is about to tag M.O.P., but Seth cuts him off by knocking M.O.P. off the apron! Jazzman enters and barrages Seth with punches. Colt enters, but Naitch meets him with punches and chops. AA and M.O.P. rejoin the fray, and all six men are in the ring! Everyone’s trading off on each other, M.O.P. hit’s the Corporate Driver on AA, but walks right into the Story on Page One! Colt turns and Jazzman meets him with the Takin’ The A Train, but Seth clips him from behind and nails the Tale’s End! Seth turns around, but Naitch takes him down by the leg! Here it comes, Figure Fo-SUPERKICK BY AA!!! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!! COVER!!!!!
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2!
3!
Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of this match, the team of King Motor-Colt, Seth Drakin, and Above Average!
An unbelievable main event! All six men gave everything they had and in the end, Above Average was able to build some momentum headed towards GookerMania II!
And don’t forget Colt and Seth either, although M.O.P. and Little Naitch sure seemed to have their numbers for a while!
It all came down to one move, that Superkick! He only needs but a second to hit it and that’s the match!
If he hit’s that at GookerMania, we could have a new World Champion, Gorilla!
That’s all the time we have tonight. For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight!
Credits: Amigo, Evil M, Starshine, “Evil La Parka”, and Aaron Enigma
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