Monday Niteraw - June 8, 2009

Monday NiteRaw
June 8th, 2009

Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, fresh from his gig in Vegas, Jesse King!

Tonight figures to be a memorable and important night for the WWCF, Gorilla.

Yes indeed, tonight, King Motor-Colt will take on Cthulhu in a rematch from last week.

And the stakes couldn’t be higher, Gorilla! If Cthulhu wins, then the WWCF World Championship match between Motor-Colt and LittleNaitch becomes a Triple Threat!

A high stakes match, indeed, Jess. Also tonight, Seth Drakin’s Tournament of Honor continues, with grbjazzman taking on Mike Corral, and Jonathan Michaels facing M.O.P.

Last night on Sunday Night Heatz!!1, we saw two men advance, and tonight, two more will.

We also have Aaron Enigma facing an opponent who will be revealed by The Sam prior to the match.

I can’t wait to see what rough and tough brawler The Sam got to beat the snot out of Enigma!

Also, the Inter-Forum Champion Above Average looks to add some gold to his collection, when he challenges TTS for the Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Championship!

I hope TTS shows AA why it’s wrong to be greedy, Gorilla.

Folks, lets go to the ring for our opening match up!


The Amazing Brahma Bull V. SuperSmark

The opening contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap*
Introducing first, from Ann Arbor, Michigan, weighing in at 220 pounds, SuperSmark!
*Cult of Personality*
And his opponent, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 219 pounds. Being accompanied by Team Bull, The Amazing Brahma Bull!

Bull and Smark lock up. Smark applies a wristlock, but Bull reverses it. Bull goes for a rear waistlock, but Smark turns it around and goes for a German suplex. Bull lands on his feet and cradles Smark.
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Kickout.
Smark goes for a double leg takedown, but Bull blocks it, and nails a double axe handle blow to Smark’s back, followed by a butterfly suplex. Cover.
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Kickout.
Bull grabs Smark’s leg, and twists it a few times, before applying a spinning toehold. Smark screams in pain, but is able to reach the bottom rope. Bull releases the hold, but pulls Smark to the center of the ring, and applies an Indian Deathlock. Smark tries to get to the ropes, but Bull yanks him back to the middle of the ring. With nowhere to go, SuperSmark taps out.

Here is your winner, The Amazing Brahma Bull!

And Brahma Bull continues his hot streak! He really is Amazing, Jess!

This kid get’s better every time he steps in that ring, Gorilla! It’s only a matter of time before he’s wearing gold in the WWCF!

Coming up next, folks, TTS defends his Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Championship against Above Average!


Montego Bay AlcoholicWeight Championship Match: Above Average V. TTS ©

This following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 60-minute time limit, and it is for the Montego Bay Alcoholicweight Championship!

(Poison)
Introducing the challenger, from Belfast, Northern Ireland and weighing 260 pounds - he is the current WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, ABOVE AVERAGE!

(God's Gonna Cut You Down)
And his opponent, from Davie, Florida and weighing 290 pounds, he is the Montego Bay Alcoholicweight Champion, TTS!

- TTS kisses the belt and hands it over to the referee. The ref barely gets the belt out of the ring, when Above Average pounces on TTS and unloads with rights to the face. TTS manages to kick AA away, but runs into a huge clothesline. AA hits a swinging neckbreaker and goes for the win early.
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TTS kicks out at 1, and then scrambles himself under the bottom rope to regroup. However he is hit by a baseball slide and is sent into the ringside barricade. AA whips TTS into the ring apron, and hits a few chops to the chest, before rolling him back into the ring.

- AA hits a European uppercut, which sends TTS into the corner. He snapmares TTS over and hits a low running clothesline.
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TTS kicks out. AA tries to get TTS into the Dragon Sleeper, but TTS gets himself to the ropes, and demands that the referee forces AA off of him. TTS takes advantage and hits a leg lariat.

- TTS hits a DDT, and then locks in a camel clutch. He lands a few crossfaces, and tries to wrench it in. Eventually, AA reaches the ropes. TTS chokes AA with his boot, picks him up and hits a big belly to belly suplex.
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Kick out! TTS puts AA in a chinlock, which is countered into a back suplex. This time AA goes for the submission win, putting TTS into a bow an arrow position. AA readjusts and tries for the crossface chicken wing, but again TTS reaches the ropes. AA hits a bridging German suplex.
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TTS just about kicks out. AA then hits a sit out powerbomb!
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Again, TTS kicks out! AA waits for him to get to his feet, and goes for the superkick, but TTS ducks it, and then manages to hit a discus clothesline.

- TTS hits a lifting DDT, and then gets on the top rope and taunts the crowd. He takes too much time, and AA meets him at the top rope. AA goes for a superplex, but TTS counters it in mid-air and lands in a crossbody position.
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2.8! TTS scoops AA into the fireman's carry position, but AA counters with knees to the head. AA attempts the superkick, but TTS ducks it and hits the Pile Up out of nowhere!
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AA gets his foot on the rope at the last possible second! TTS can't believe it! TTS slides out of the ring and grabs his title belt. The referee admonishes him as he brings it back into the ring, and the two men argue. AA blindsides TTS with a forearm to the back, which sends both TTS and the referee tumbling to the ground.

- As TTS gets to his feet, he is nailed by a Superkick. AA makes the cover, but the referee is still down. AA tries to revive the referee, when ONE DOLEY NATION runs through the crowd and into the ring behind AA. He nails him with the Dolinator before sliding out of ring and making a swift exit. TTS recovers, and climbs to the top rope, before hitting the Doctor's Note on a prone AA. The referee stirs and slowly makes the count.
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Here is your winner, and STILL the Montego Bay Alcoholicweight Champion...TTS!

- TTS picks his belt up from the floor and holds it in front of Above Average's face, before leaving the ring and jawing with fans up the ramp. At the top of the ramp, Jerry Fish stops TTS.

Congratulations TTS, on your successful title defense! I’ve been asked to come out here to announce to you, and all these fans, that at Wheel of Misfortune, you will be defending that title again, when you face the man who you PROMISED a title match to a few weeks back. RELEGATE HUNTER!!!

The crowd cheers, as Relegate Hunter walks out on the stage and stares down TTS.

Huge announcement there, Jess! What a match we have just heard added to Wheel of Misfortune!

It was a tough break for Above Average, as it looked like he had it won, Gorilla. But one man’s loss is another man’s gain, and at Wheel of Misfortune, Relegate Hunter has a chance at some serious gain!

In just a few moments, Aaron Enigma will face a mystery opponent of The Sam’s choosing, but before that match, we have Fred G. Neric standing by with Aaron Enigma. Fred?


(we see Aaron Enigma getting ready for his match against The Sam’s Mystery Opponent. Fred G. Neric approaches Aaron)
Hello Aaron, just wanted to get your thoughts before your match tonight against The Sam’s Mystery Opponent.
My mystery opponent? Ok, I’ll tell you this Fred. It doesn’t matter whom The Sam sends out for me to beat. Whether it’s one of his lackeys in Corporate, or whether it’s some midget, or even if it is a member of The Story. It doesn’t matter who I face tonight. It doesn’t matter if they are big or small or tall or fat or skinny or black or white. The only thing that matters is the look on M.O.P.’s face when he see’s me kicking ass and taking names in my match tonight, because when I FINALLY get the chance to beat MOP….I will…because I will defeat anyone.
And THAT is the Story on page one.
That match is coming up next.


Aaron Enigma V. A Mystery Opponent To Be Chosen By The Sam

And we are back folks. Now coming up is a singles match between Aaron Enigma of The Story and a mystery opponent chosen by the WWCF Executive of Corporate. Jesse, you know all the backstage talk. Who has The Sam chosen to be Aaron mystery opponent?
I’ll tell you Tim, a lot of names have been thrown around backstage. And no one is sure who it could be. But I tell you right now, The Sam knows and Aaron doesn’t. And that could cost Aaron this match.
Well there is only one way to find out, lets go to the ring for introductions.

The following contest is set for one fall,
(The lights go out, “Brilliant deduction my dear Watson”, “Know Your Enemy by Rage Against the Machine” plays)
At the height of 6’3, weighing in at 256 lbs. Now residing in Chicago, Illinois. Representing The Story, this is HEAD DETECTIVE! AARON ENIGMA!!!
(Aaron makes his way trough the curtain and heads to the ring. He looks very serious. He gets in the ring wearing his coat and fedora. He is pacing back and forth)
Aaron seems very focused here tonight King.
Maybe he just saw his opponent and realised what kind of danger he is in.
I don’t think so. I think he is just focused and ready for any challenge The Sam throws at him.

And his opponent,
(The Sam steps through the curtain with Fred G. Neric, they each have a microphone)
So, you going to ask me Fred?
Ok, who is the Mystery Opponent?
Thankyou Fred, you see, I looked high and low for this opponent. I asked thousands of people for the location and was asked by many more if they were the man. And I told those people NO. Because this opponent. This is why I am the smartest man in WWCF.
What are you talking about Sam? Who is it?
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Making his way to the ring. He is my secret weapon. He is the mystery opponent. And he is the one person Aaron Enigma cannot possibly beat.
PLEASE WELCOME…
………Timmy Thomson.
(A 5 year old boy steps through the curtain wearing an “Aaron Enigma” shirt, looking almost stage frightened by the cameras and crowd as a perplexed Aaron, Fred, Tim and Jesse look on)
…what….what is this Sam?
THIS is Head Detective Aaron Enigmas #1 fan. Timmy here has all of Aarons merchandise. His t-shirts, his action figures, posters, cups, magazines, lunch boxes. You name it, Timmy has it. And just in case you were wondering, when Timmy grows up, he wants to be just like his hero, Aaron Enigma.
…this can’t be legal Sam.
Not true, due to some loopholes I found, my lawyers have come up with a c contract which will allow this match to happen. And Timmy has agreed to it. Not only will he receive a college tuition for the future, and not only will his Family receive money for whatever they want. But Timmy gets to live his dream of facing his hero, Aaron Enigma, in a match.
But I’m sure Aaron has no problem beating a 5-year-old child. I mean, he said he would beat ANYONE I throw at him. So come along Timmy, lets meet your hero.
(The Sam holds Timmy’s hand as they walk down to the ring together)
This is disgusting folks. The Sam is exploiting this young boy to….lets go to break folks….
(Commercial break)
We return to see Timmy standing in the corner as The Sam watches on from ringside. Aaron shakes his head and can’t believe what is about to happen.
The Sam calls for the bell.
Aaron and Timmy stand in the middle of the ring.
The Sam grabs a microphone.
C’MON AARON! DIDN’T YOU SAY YOU WOULD BEAT ANYONE? ARE YOU A LIAR AARON?
Timmy hugs Aaron’s legs. Aaron is about to break out in tears. Aaron gets on one knee and hands Timmy his fedora. Aaron gets up and leaves the ring before walking to the back. The Sam demands the referee starts a 10 count.
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THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH! TIMMY THOMSON!!!
The Sam gets in the ring.
Timmy, congratulations. You beat your hero. But you look sad. Are you sad Timmy?
(Timmy nods his head)
Are you sad because….Aaron is a liar? Because he said he would beat anyone and he didn’t beat you, which makes him a liar.
(Timmy nods his head)
Is Aaron the Liar your hero anymore?
(Timmy shakes his head)
Who is your new hero Timmy?
(The Sam slowly passes the microphone to Timmy)
m.o.p.
That’s right Timmy. Aaron lied to you. But M.O.P. would never lie to you. Because when M.O.P. says he will beat someone, like for example, Aaron Enigma at the next PPV, he really means it.
(The Sam hands Timmy a t-shirt with “M.O.P.” on it. Timmy puts it over his Aaron Enigma shirt)
Now c’mon Timmy. Lets go meet your hero, M.O.P.
(The Sam and Timmy leave the ring)
That is the most horrible thing I have ever seen. The Sam has manipulated that young boy and has brainwashed him like everyone else in Corporate. And now that young man hates Aaron Enigma.
Well, in all fairness Tim, Aaron did lie.
ARE YOU SAYING AARON SHOULD HAVE BEAT UP THAT YOUNG FAN!?!
I’m just saying Tim, Aaron should keep his promises like a real hero does.
Well I think Aaron is a fine, upstanding hero. He didn’t want to hurt his #1 fan. But now The Sam is playing head games with Aaron and…DAMMIT IT AIN’T RIGHT!
Relax Tim.


When we return from the break, the arena goes dark, and suddenly the opening riff of Kane’s original theme plays, and pyro goes of, and Thunderstruck hit’s over the PA system. Evil Masked wordlifeecw walks down to the ring, with the Hardcore Championship belt draped over his shoulder. Once in the ring, The Evil Masked One set’s off his pyro, and grabs a mic.

For the last three months or so, I have proudly worn THIS-*points to the Hardcore belt* and represented the WWCF as it’s Hardcore Champion. I have taken part in some crazy insane matches during that time, and I’ve beaten some really tough opponents.

Coming up, we have a Pay Per View event, entitled, Wheel of Misfortune. Every match will be determined by the spin of a wheel. Now that, I like. Because who knows what kind of a match we might get? We could see a Falls Count Anywhere Match. A Texas Bullrope Match. A Parking Lot Brawl. Maybe even my personal favorite, an Inferno TLC Match.

The crowd goes crazy at the thought of this.

Now, as a Champion, I’m used to having people challenge me. However, I’m going to do something different. I’m going to make the challenge. At Wheel of Misfortune, I have asked for, and been granted, a the match I want. Five men, one belt, and whatever stipulation the wheel lands on. And who are my four challengers, you might ask?

First up, you have The General of the Monkey Army. General, I beat you to win this belt, and you never got a rematch for it. Well, at Wheel of Misfortune, it’s your chance.

Next, a man who seems to have a personal vendetta with me, in “Evil La Parka”. Parka, you wanna attack me? You wanna try to burn me? Well buddy, you’re gonna learn the hard way. If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned.

The third challenger is someone who is more than deserving of a shot at this belt. He’s someone who epitomizes what Hardcore is all about. And most importantly, he’s someone who I am proud to call my friend, Jonathan Michaels!

The crowd cheers at the mention of Jonathan.

And the final challenger. This is someone who feels that I got lucky when I beat him. He feels that he would’ve beat me, if it wasn’t’ for ONE LITTLE MISTAKE. Well, maybe it’s true. Maybe I did get lucky. Maybe if he had finished me off sooner, instead of showboating, he would’ve beat me.

And maybe the world is flat, and babies come from the stork.

Look, you took me to the limit, and yeah, maybe it looked like you had my number a few times, but when push came to shove, you couldn’t seal the deal. And I am still Hardcore Champion. Ladies and gentlemen, the final challenger is none other than the man I beat last week, HEADBANGER MAN!!!

Those four men will have the opportunity to try and take this-*points at belt again* away from me at Wheel of Misfortune. However, don’t think that because I’m granting you a title shot, that I’m going to tone down my act when we meet. Oh no. I asked for this match so I can prove, once and for all, that I am THE premier Hardcore athlete in the WWCF today. And there’s not a man out there who can say otherwise, until they beat me for this.*points at belt once more*

EMW drops the mic and set’s off his pyro again before leaving.

What an announcement! At Wheel of Misfortune, five men will be vying for the WWCF Hardcore Championship, and who knows what kind of a match it’ll be, Jess!

This is indeed a big announcement Gorilla, but I hope Evil Masked wordlifeecw knows what he’s gotten himself into. He asked for this match, so if one of these guys wins the title, he has no one but himself to blame.

Up next, Seth Drakin’s Tournament of Honor continues!


Tournament of Honor First Round Match: Mike Corral V. grbjazzman

A bit of history behind this one, Jess. Mike Corral debuted a few weeks ago, attacking grbjazzman from behind.

Finally, three weeks later, Jazzman is getting his chance at revenge.

Let’s take it to Michael Muffer!

The following is a first round match in Seth Drakin’s Tournament of Honor, and it is to be contested under the Rules of Honor!
*Mike is Awesome*
Introducing first, from Cork, Ireland, weighing in at 217 pounds, “Fallen Dragon” Mike Corral!
*Sing Sang Sung*
And his opponent, from Fulton, New York, weighing in at 206 pounds, grbjazzman!

Jazzman and Corral lock up, and Corral immediately takes Jazzman to the mat with a single leg shoot. He quickly transitions into a headlock, but Jazzman rolls him up.
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Corral clotheslines Jazzman back to the mat, and begins working over the arm. He applies a cross armbar, which causes Jazzman to shout out in pain, but he refuses to tap. After nearly a minute in the hold, he’s able to grab the bottom rope, forcing a break. Jazzman gets to his feet, only to be met with a mafia kick. Cover.
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Corral stomps Jazzman a few times, and applies the Koji clutch. Jazzman struggles before muscling his way out of the hold. Corral goes a double underhook, but it’s blocked, and countered with a double leg takedown into a Boston crab. Corral struggles towards the ropes, and is able to latch onto the bottom one, forcing Jazzman to break the hold. Jazzman pulls Corral up and goes for the Takin’ The A Train, but Corral counters it into an STO across the knee! Cover!
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Kickout!
Corral can’t believe it! He pulls Jazzman up, only to floor him again with a clothesline. He then ties him up in the Tree of Woe. He goes for it… SENSATIONS FROM ABOVE!!!! COVER!!!!
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KICKOUT!!!
Corral slaps the mat in frustration. He grabs Jazzman by the hair and pulls him to his feet. He goes to whip into the corner… TAKIN’ THE A TRAIN!!!! OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! COVER!!!!
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Here is your winner, GRBJAZZMAN!!!!

What a win for the Jazzman, eh Jess?

Indeed Gorilla. But he’s not through yet. Next week, he has to take on the winner of our next match, Jonathan Michaels V. M.O.P!


Tournament of Honor First Round Match: Jonathan Michaels V. M.O.P.

"Gurren Lagann - Burning Soul!"

Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the final first round match in Seth Drakin‘s Tournament of Honor, and it is being contested under the Rules Of Honor, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 232 pounds, M.O.P!

M.O.P. walks to the ring, shouting at the fans, who respond with a hearty round of boos.

Foo Fighters - D.O.A.

And his opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds, Jonathan Michaels!

Jonathan saunters to the ring, smiling at M.O.P.

The competitors enter the ring and the referee checks for weapons, satisfied, the ref calls for the opening bell.

M.O.P charges at Michaels, hitting a clothesline on Jonathan and quickly applies a one-legged Boston Crab before Jonathan can recover, but Michaels quickly escapes.

Michaels kicks M.O.P's legs out from under him and applies a Figure Four leglock, after abou 30 seconds, M.O.P rolls out of the move.

M.O.P. attempts a Belly to Belly Suplex, but Michaels counters and suplexes M.O.P., Michaels picks M.O.P. up and locks in a sleeper, M.O.P. starts to wane, but right before he passes out, Jonathan releases the hold, M.O.P falls to the ground and Michaels applies the Key Grip.

M.O.P. reaches for the ropes, but Michaels drags him away, M.O.P finally manages to roll over and kick Michaels away.

M.O.P. gets to his feet and hits a DDT on Michaels, then picks Jonathan up and locks in the Jersey Jughandle, Jonathan flails as much as possible to attempt an escape, but can't quite got away, he begins to fade and the ref checks the arm.

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On the third raise, Jonathan's arm stays up, Michaels rocks back and forth until he ends up on top of M.O.P., the ref counts.

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Kickout.

M.O.P. releases the hold so as to not get pinned, M.O.P and Michaels go to oppisite corners to catch their breath, M.O.P charges at michaels again and goes for a dropkick, But Jonathan grabs a Leg in midair and once again applies the Key Grip.

M.O.P tries his best to escape, but this time he can't get away and is forced to submit.

Ladies and Gentllemen, here is your winner, Jonathan Michaels!

Michaels calls for a mic.

You put up a hell of a fight, M.O.P, but it was just my night.

Jonathan extends a hand to M.O.P, who accepts the gesture.

If I may, Exit M.O.P.

Michaels raises M.O.P's arm in the air as the crowd applauds both men.

A big win for Jonathan Michaels, and a surprising show of sportsmanship from M.O.P., huh Jess?

Yes, and now we know that next week, it’ll be Tyfo V. Aaron Enigma, and grbjazzman V. Jonathan Michaels in the semifinals of the Tournament of Honor.

Fans, coming up next, our main event. Motor-Colt-Cthulhu X!


Main Event: King Motor-Colt V. Cthulhu; If Cthulhu wins, the WWCF World Title Match at Wheel of Misfortune becomes a Triple Threat Match

Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight’s main event is brought to you by WWCF Magazine, in stores next Tuesday...
Now without further ado, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and will be contested under Hardcore Rules. Which means there are No Disqualifications, No Count-out and Falls Count Anywhere.

On his way to the ring first, representing WWCF Corporate, weighing in tonight at one hundred and eighty pounds... He is The Corporate Rocker... Cthulhu!
Cthulhu comes out to boos with some faint cheers in the background. He starts flipping the fans off getting more boos.

And this opponent...

Representing The Story, weighing in tonight at two hundred and fifty-six pounds... The Story on Page One... King Colt!
Colt enters to quite the ovation, his eyes focused on Cthulhu this whole time. Colt smirks.

Colt is quite confident here, this is their tenth encounter and so far the score is 7-2 Colt's way.

But don't forget what's on the line here for Cthulhu. If he wins he gets inserted into the World Title match between Colt and the Champion LittleNaitch making it a Triple Threat.

You raise a good point, Cthulhu has alot to prove here, to prove that he has what it takes to be a main eventer.

Colt/Cthulhu X is definately one to keep an eye on.

The bell rings and Colt simply slaps Cthulhu and gives him a little smirk. Cthulhu looks down for a sec before unloading on Colt with punches. Followed by a hard irish whip, followed by a Yakuza Kick for a one count. Colt gets up and smirks again and one again slap Cthulhu. Cthulhu goes for a hard right punch, but Colt catches it and kick Cthulhu in the gut followed by a snap suplex. Colt picks Cthulhu up, but Cthulhu slaps Colt. Followed by a quick Clothesline, then another, Cthulhu then hits a Russian Leg Sweep for two. Colt springs to his feet and whips Cthulhu into the corner, followed by a running knee. Colt whips Cthulhu into the corner again, runs at him, only to stop before contact. Colt simple slaps Cthulhu once again. Cthulhu snaps and low blows Colt sending him to the ground. Cthulhu mounts Colt and starts unloading with punches. He gets up and starts stomping at Colt, Colt rolls to the outside to collect himself.

Colt walks over to the announce desk and grabs a mic, "What's a matter Cthulhu? Am I getting to you already?". Colt then calls Cthulhu to join him outside. Cthulhu happily obliges. The two start going punch for punch infront of the announce desk. Colt starts getting the upperhand, but Cthulhu rakes Colt's eyes then starts banging his head on the desk over and over. Colt pushes Cthulhu aside and grabs at TV monitor off of the desk and levels Cthulhu with it. Colt goes for the pin there, but only gets a two count. Colt picks Cthulhu up and goes for an irish whip, but Cthulhu reverses it and whips Colt right into the stairs. Cthulhu then grabs a camera mans camera and lays Colt out with it the moment Colt gets up. Cthulhu shouts "Come on production monkeys! Let's show that again!", we see a replay of the camera shot from the camera's point of view. Colt uses the stairs to get back up, Cthulhu goes for a Yakuza kick on Colt, but he rolls out of the way and Cthulhu crotches himself on the stairs. Colt then hits a reverse DDT outside for a two count.

Colt then picks up the same camera and rips off the power cable and starts strangling away at Cthulhu, the ref asks Colt to let go, but Colt doesn't listen. Colt then tosses Cthulhu away, by the neck with the cable. Colt eventually lets go and goes under the apron looking for a weapon, pulling out a table. Colt rolls in the ring and sets the table up. Colt goes to the apron to turn his attention to Cthulhu, but Cthulhu suprises him with a huge steel chair shot. Cthuhlu then lays a chair under Colt's head, he goes outside and grabs another chair and places it ontop of Colt's head. Cthulhu then climbs on the top turn buckle and signals for a flying leg drop. As he dives, Colt grabs the chair on his head and rolls away and Cthulhu crashes on the chair. As he sits in pain, Colt wallops him with the other steel chair. For a two count.

Colt then sets up the chair ontop of the set up table. He attempts to climb on top, but Cthulhu grabs onto Colt's leg and drags him down, making Colt smash his face right on the chair. Colt is bleeding. Cthulhu uses this time to roll out of the ring and look under the apron, pulling out a Kendo Stick. He throws it in the ring and rolls in there. He starts caning Colt over and over again until Colt has to roll out of the ring. Colt goes to climb back in only to be met with a full force shot by the Kendo Stick. Collapsing on the hard ground. Colt uses the announce table to get back up but Cthulhu dives at him with an amazing plancha sending both men through the announce table. Both men are down. Both men work their way to their feet, going punch for punch with Cthulhu getting the upper hand over the woozy Colt. Cthulhu runs at Colt, but Colt his a leg sweep, tripping Cthulhu up making him crash face first into the apron. Colt then reaches under the ring and pulls out a roll of barbed wire. He rolls in the ring and starts wrapping the table up in barbed wire. He then uses the barbed wire to wrap up a chair in barbed wire.

Cthulhu tries to climb back into the ring but Colt blasts him in the head with the barbed wire chair. Busting Cthulhu wide open. Colt then collapses.

My god Tim, this is total carnage!

Something tells me these guys have even more brutality in store…

Colt then rolls outside with the barbed chair in hand. He goes to swing it at Cthuhlu, but he rolls out of the way. And the momentum of the swing makes Colt lose ballance. Colt turns around, to be met with a smash over the head with Cthulhu's guitar. Cthulhu rolls back in the ring to collect himself. Colt also fights his way onto the apron. Cthulhu quick climbs the table, then on to the chair on the tables and attempts to dive onto Colt, but Colt catches him with a Stun Gun on the ropes, Cthulhu staggers and bumps into the barbed wire table and grabs his back in agony. Colt works his way into the ring and the two start going punch for punch, in line with the table. Colt attempts to hit The Story on Page One on Cthulhu, but Cthulhu wriggle out of it. He then attempts The Corporate Rock Drop, his own version of the move on Colt, but Colt wriggle out. Cthulhu goes for it again and Colt again powers out. This time Cthulhu low blows Colt, Colt collapses and Cthulhu is able to his the Rock Drop through the Barbed Wire Table. He goes for the pin.

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Here is your winner, Cthulhu!

That was one of the most violent matches I've think I've ever seen Tim.

You said it Jesse, both men went about and beyond and gave alot of blood for a contest. And not only that but with this win, Cthulhu has cemented his spot in the Triple Threat for the World Title.

He proved the doubters wrong tonight. Cthulhu proved it to everyone that he is a main eventer.

ou can say what you want about the Colt/Cthulhu score card. No one can deny that Colt/Cthulhu X... was Cthulhu's night.

That's all the time we have for tonight, thank you and see you again next week!



Match writing credits for this week: The Sam, Evil M, Aaron Enigma, Viva Los Bio Dome, Headbanger Man, Jonathan Michaels, and Motor-Colt.