May 11th, 2009
Gorilla Tim Hoss: Welcome to WWCF Monday NiteRaw! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, as always, the incomparable Jesse King!
Jesse King: Gorilla, tonight is going to be huge! We have the contract signing between the Champion of Honor Seth Drakin and the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, LittleNaitch! I can’t wait for that!
Gorilla: Also, we have a cage match between Corporate member M.O.P. and Story member Aaron Enigma. This rivalry between the Story and Corporate goes to whole new level tonight!
Jesse: And our main event tonight is a tag team encounter between Story members Above Average and Motor-Colt, and Corporate members The Non-American Heroes, Starshine and Square! I can’t wait!
Gorilla: Well, let’s go to the ring, for our opening contest, grbjazzman V. a mystery opponent, as chosen by KGX!
grbjazzman V. an opponent to announced by KGX
Michael Muffer: Ladies and Gentleman, our opening contest tonight on Nite-Raw is the first 'Triple R' challenge. Introducing first, from Upstate New York and being accompanied to the ring by KGX... GRBJAZZMAN!
*Jazzman walks to the ring with KGX in tow, talking trash to the fans. The two men enter the ring as KGX takes the Microphone from Muffer*
Now, since this is my challenge I get to pick the rules and the opponent. So this match will be a first blood match and your opponent Jazzman is waiting backstage. This person was one of my hardest opponents to defeat and tonight, it's your job to show no remorse and make that person bleed. So let's go ahead and bring her out!
*Jazzman looks dejectedly at KGX as 'Vermillion' by Slipknot sounds on the loud speakers and Eli comes to the ring.*
The two combatants lock up and Jazzman easily shoves Eli back to the corner. He hits her with a few punches as KGX razzes him from ringside saying 'You're such a bad person, you woman beater!' Jazzman looks at KGX and brings Eli back to the center of the ring and sends her off the ropes and hits her with a Yakuza kick to the face.
The ref checks Eli for blood and she isn't bleeding. Jazzman drops out of the ring and shoves KGX and shouts at him about picking Eli. KGX shoves back while Eli makes it to her feet and hits the ropes inside the ring. She goes for a top rope plancha but KGX catches her. He slams her onto the floor with a Exploder suplex as Jazzman looks on in horror. KGX rolls her back in the ring as yells at Jazzman "This is what no remorse is all about! Go in there and make her bleed!"
Jazzman goes back into the ring and picks up Eli and whips her into the corner to set her up for 'Takin The A Train'. He nails her with it to fully incapacitate her. KGX slides a chair into the ring and Jazzman picks it up with a dejected look on his face. He waits for Eli to make it to her feet before pulling back the chair and waffles her with it. The ref checks to see Eli's face split open as she is bleeding like a faucet as the ref calls for the bell.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner... GRBJAZZMAN!
After the match KGX grabs the mic again: Congrats Jazzman, step one is complete. But next week is step two of this challenge; Resourcefulness! You will competing in a 2-1 handicap match again two members of Corporate you are familiar with. Your opponents will be Cthulhu and M.O.P.! Time to face your fears Jazzman... win and we go to the final step, lose and we'll never team again!
Gorilla: Well, Jesse. That had to be one of the more uncomfortable moments I’ve ever been a part of here in WWCF. The fact that KGX would force grbjazzman to fight a woman is simply despicable, And in a First Blood Match no less?! That was reprehensible!
Jesse: Hey Gorilla! Knock off the complaining! Eli knew what she was getting herself into when she signed her contract! So quit your whining and let’s move on!
Gorilla: Ladies and gentlemen, when we return, we have Cthulhu, the Corporate Rocker, taking on SuperSmark!
(We see a desk in an office. The Sam is sitting behind the desk and NAH are sitting in front of it laughing away)
The Sam – Ha ha ha, and so she said “Don’t worry, I’m already a Midget”. Ha ha ha.
(Knock on door)
The Sam – oh, here he is now. Come in.
(enter TTS carrying both Tag Team titles)
TTS – Jah wanted to see aye-en-aye Mon?
The Sam – Yes, take a seat TTS.
(TTS sits between Square and Starshine)
The Sam – TTS, as you know I have newfound powers here in WWCF. And with such powers I have to make tough, tough decisions.
TTS – What ja be talkin’ about Mon?
The Sam – Well TTS, I have some bad news and some good news. First off, the bad news. As you know, your friend Whitey was fired last week. Around the same time I officially took office as WWCF Executive….hmm…how about that? Anyway, the bad news is due to this event, you are no longer the Tag Team Champions. So I must ask for you to hand over those titles.
(TTS looks at the titles and a bit upset, he reluctantly hands over the Tag Team titles to The Sam)
The Sam – But don’t worry TTS, I have some good news that will make you feel better.
TTS – (sniff) I don’t know Mon, I don’t think nothing can cheer me up.
The Sam – Well I’ll try anyway, since you towed the line in your tag match last week. You technically did complete the last task by yourself. So therefore you have passed The Family challenge. Now since The Family has been “expanded” to include the Corporation, and is now called the Corporation, you are now officially a member of Team Corporate. Congratulations.
(The Sam, Square and Starshine golf clap TTS in a patronising way)
TTS – Thanks, but I be missing me gold dat I be won in Babylon.
The Sam – Well…how about…(The Sam reaches underneath his desk and pulls out the Tromboneweight title)…I make you TTS the NEW Tromboneweight champion?
TTS - ….Can I rename the title?
The Sam – Sure, what do you want it to be known as?
TTS – How about……The Montego Bay Alcoholic weight Title?
(The Sam looks at Square and Starshine they shrug their shoulders)
The Sam – umm…sure, you can call it the Albino Bay…something…title?
(TTS jumps up on the desk with glee and hugs The Sam. The Sam pushes TTS off of him)
The Sam – GROSS! I mean…congratulations. Now get out of my office.
(TTS gleefully leaves The Sam’s office with Tromboneweight title in hand)
The Sam – Now onto the WWCF Tag Team titles, seeing as TTS no longer has a tag team partner and since you 2, Square and Starshine were the last 2 men to hold these titles. I now declare you, Square and Starshine, The NEW WWCF Tag Team-
John Amigo – Hold it Sam.
(John. S. Amigo walks into the office)
The Sam – Oh hello Doctor, what the hell are you doing here?
John. S. Amigo – Well Sam, first off, congratulations on selling out. Secondly, I am here to inform you that what you are doing is illegal according to the WWCF by-laws. If I may quote, “No WWCF official may decide a champion. Champions may only be decided in matches within a WWCF sanctioned ring”.
Starshine – So you’re saying we’re not the Tag Team champions?
John Amigo – Precisely.
NAH – ARGH!!!!
The Sam – Wait a minute, the titles can only be decided in a match?
John Amigo – Yes.
The Sam – Well that’s it. At the next PPV, following Survicor Team Challenge, we will have a 4-cornered Tag Team contest to determine the NEW WWCF Tag Team champions. As a WWCF official, I nominate The Non-American Heroes.
John Amigo– Fine, But I get to choose the other 3 tag teams.
The Sam – Fine.
John Amigo – Seeya at the PPV.
(John leaves the office)
Square – Man, I can’t believe we’re not the Tag Team champions yet.
TTS-HA MON
Cthulhu w/ The Sam V. SuperSmark
Tim Hoss - Our next match sees The Corporation's Cthulhu against SuperSmark
Jesse King - I wonder if any of Cthulhu's Corporate buddies will interfere.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
AC/DC - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Making his way to the ring, from Ann Arbor, Michigan, weighing in at 220 pounds, SuperSmark
As SuperSmark walks to the ring . . .
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann OST- Nikopol
Cthulhu runs up behind SuperSmark and whacks him in the back with his guitar, Cthulhu rolls Smark into the ring and goes for the cover
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SuperSmark kicks out at two, Cthulhu picks Smark up and hits a German suplex, Cthulhu climbs to the top rope to attempt a knee drop, but Smark rolls out of the way before Cthulhu's knee can connect with his throat.
SuperSmark kicks Cthulhu in the stomach several times then applies the figur four leglock on Cthulhu, Cthulhu tries to get to the ropes, but can't quite get there, Cthulhu finally manages to roll over and reverse the move, but Smark gets out quickly.
Smark and Cthulhu exchange blows, Smark attempts a DDT but Cthulhu headbutts Smark in the face and hits the Death Magnetic.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, Cthulhu!
Tim Hoss - Well, Jesse, It looks like Cthulhu won this one without Corporate's help.
Jesse King - Sure, this time, but you know if he needs them, they're ready to help him win.
Gorilla: And Cthulhu picks up an impressive win right here! Now folks, we wanna take you back and show you what happened last week on Heatz!!1 It was the Triathlon, between WWCF Hardcore Champion Evil Masked wordlifeecw, and his future challenger, The Headbanger Man. Both men were very evenly matched throughout the competition, and we entered the deciding contest with the score tied.
Jesse: This was a table breaking contest, where the object was to break as many tables as possible, as creatively as possible. At the end of the time limit, the score was still tied, and was left up to the judges. With The General voting for wordlifeecw, and “Evil La Parka” voting for Headbanger Man, it came down to Jonathan Michaels’ vote.
…..
Headbanger Man.
Gorilla: After that, Headbanger Man added an exclamation point to his victory, by powerbombing the Evil Masked champion through a table.
Jesse: Tonight, the Champion will team with the General of the Monkey Army, and they will take on Headbanger Man and “Evil La Parka”.
Gorilla: And Jonathan Michaels will serve as the special referee. The question is whether or not he can call it down the middle.
*Original Prankster*
Jesse: Well, Gorilla. We won’t have to wait long to find out. Cause here we go!
Evil Masked wordlifeecw and The General of the Monkey Army V. Headbanger Man and “Evil La Parka”
Special Referee: Jonathan Michaels
The following tag team contest is set for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit. Introducing the special referee for this match, Jonathan Michaels!
*La Parka’s WCW Theme*
Introducing first, from Mexico City, Mexico. He weighs in at 225 pounds, “Evil La Parka”!
*We Built This City*
And his partner, from Kent, England. Weighing in at 263 pounds, The Headbanger Man!
*King Kong 2004 Theme*
And their opponents. First, from Lansing, Michigan. Weighing in at 225 pounds, The General of the Monkey Army!
*Opening riff of Kane’s debut theme, followed by AC/DC’s Thunderstruck*
And his partner. He hails from Parts Unknown, Massachusetts, and weighs in at 320 pounds. He is the WWCF Hardcore Champion, and he represents The Story, Evil Masked wordlifeecw!
Jonathan Michaels gives the pre-match instructions, and The General and Headbanger Man start off the match. They trade punches back and forth, with Headbanger Man winning the initial exchange. The General pulls back, and then challenges Headbanger Man to a test of strength. Headbanger Man accepts, and they lock up. Headbanger Man starts to force the General down to the mat, but the General pushes back, and is about to take Headbanger Man down, when La Parka runs in and tackles the General to the mat. Jonathan Michaels admonishes La Parka, and sends him back to his corner. The General and Headbanger Man tie up again. Headbanger Man head butts the General, and follows up with a belly to belly suplex. Cover.
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Kickout.
Headbanger Man picks up the General for a power slam, but the General slides free and catches his opponent with a standing clothesline as he turns around. The General tags in wordlifeecw. The Hardcore Champion enters and scoops up Headbanger Man for a slam. Cover.
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Kickout.
Headbanger Man rolls to his feet and hit’s a shoulder block on the champion, staggering him. A second shoulder block, and wordlifeecw is off balance. Headbanger Man goes to the top rope and hit’s a flying clothesline, knocking the Hardcore Champion to the mat. Cover.
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Kickout.
Headbanger Man drags wordlifeecw over to his corner and tags in La Parka. The Luchadore comes over the top rope with a senton splash. He follows up with a couple of stomps in the corner, and finally, a leg drop. Cover.
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Kickout.
La Parka continues to lay into the champion, with kicks and punches, ignoring various warnings from Jonathan Michaels to stop with the fists. As La Parka and Michaels argue, wordlifeecw is able to get the tag, but Michaels doesn’t see it. As he brings the General back to the corner, Headbanger Man and La Parka use the opportunity to double team wordlifeecw. As Michaels turns around, La Parka easily tags Headbanger Man in. Headbanger Man delivers a power slam to wordlifeecw, and covers him.
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Kickout.
Headbanger Man starts head butting the mat in frustration, as La Parks shouts at him to make the tag. La Parka tags in and goes for a running splash, but Evil Masked wordlifeecw rolls out of the way! Jonathan Michaels begins counting.
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La Parka starts to stir.
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Wordlifeecw begins crawling towards his corner.
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La Parka is up and makes the tag. Headbanger Man is in, just wordlifeecw get’s the tag to the General! Headbanger Man and the General slug it out in the middle of the ring, as the General sends Headbanger Man to the mat with a monkey toss. La Parka runs in, but the General monkey flips him to the outside. Headbanger Man get’s to his feet, but is met with a huge Monkey Paw! Wordlifeecw tags himself back in, and hit’s a big choke slam on Headbanger Man and makes the cover.
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La Parka breaks up the count!
The General takes La Parka down to the mat, and locks in the Monkey Wrench, as wordlifeecw hit’s a second choke slam on Headbanger Man for the
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Here are your winners, The General of the Monkey Army, and WWCF Hardcore Champion, Evil Masked wordlifeecw!
Jonathan Michaels raises wordlifeecw’s and the General’s hands and walks off, as wordlifeecw celebrates. However, wordlifeecw doesn’t see Headbanger Man roll to the corner and grab a beer bottle. As the Evil One raises the Hardcore Championship high above his head, Headbanger Man nails him from behind with the beer bottle. Several officials runs out to stop him, but Headbanger Man refuses to stop until the bottle breaks. After several shots with the bottle, it finally shatters, and Haeadbanger Man just looks on, satisfied, as wordlifeecw lays in a pile of broken glass.
Gorilla: Well, the General and wordlifeecw pick up the win, but the real story is what happened when the match was over.
Jesse: Headbanger Man sending a clear message to the Hardcore Champion.
Gorilla: Up next Jesse, Aaron Enigma V. M.O.P., inside a steel cage!
*We see Aaron Enigma backstage*
Tonight I embark on a journey I've never taken before. M.O.P. and I are going to clash inside of a cage. I've never been in this type of match before. I do know how painful it is, how violent and vicious it is as well. Tonight is another step towards my goal. Next week I face Seth for the championship of honor and this match does nothing to prepare me for that. The rules are just about opposite of each other. M.O.P. wants his revenge for last week when I eliminated him, and I am doing this to prove my worth.
Tonight you had better be ready M.O.P. You are the seasoned veteran of the cage match, but that doesn't mean you'll win. I've been in my share of hardcore match and I know how to get down and dirty. You better watch youself tonight or you'll end up on the bad side of a Brilliant Deduction. I'm Aaron Enigma, The Head Detective of WWCF and newest member of The Story. Tonight I'm going to prove to everyone, including my stablemates that the Head Detective is The Story on Page One. And next week, I will beat Seth for his title, and Take The Power Back.
Steel Cage Match: M.O.P. V. Aaron Enigma
The following contest is a steel cage match! This match can be won by pinfall, submission, or escape from the cage.
*Gurren Lagann - Burning Soul!*
Introducing first, from Effin, Jersey. Weighing in at 232 pounds, being accompanied by The Sam, and representing WWCF Corporate, M.O.P!
“Elementary, my dear Watson!”
*Know Your Enemy*
And his opponent, from Concord New Hampshire, but currently residing in Chicago, Illinois. Weighing in at 256 pounds, and representing The Story, Head Detective, Aaron Enigma!
Aaron and M.O.P. lock up and begin fighting for position. M.O.P takes the early advantage with a side suplex. He quickly pulls Enigma up, and hit’s a flurry of chops, followed by a swinging neck breaker. Cover.
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Kickout.
M.O.P pulls Enigma up and sends him into the ropes. Aaron bounces back, and ducks a clothesline, and fires back with one of his own. Aaron begins choking M.O.P., who struggles to get loose. Enigma tightens his grip, and pulls M.O.P. up by his throat. Enigma fires off some punches, before hitting a clothesline, sending M.O.P to the mat. Cover.
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Kickout.
Enigma once again pulls M.O.P. to his feet, and hit’s a neck breaker. Cover.
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Kickout.
M.O.P. immediately begins crawling towards the door, but Enigma pulls him back. M.O.P. hit’s a low on Enigma, bringing the detective to his knees. M.O.P. catches his breath and then delivers a dropkick to Enigma’s head. Cover.
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Kickout.
M.O.P. rams Aaron’s head into the side of the cage, then rakes his face across it, drawing blood. M.O.P. then hit’s a reverse DDT and covers Enigma.
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Kickout.
M.O.P. stomps Aaron a few times and then begins scaling the cage. Aaron gets to his knees and begins shaking the cage wall. M.O.P. is caught off balance, and falls back to the mat. Aaron covers him.
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Kickout.
M.O.P. quickly heads for the door again, but Enigma once again pulls him towards the middle of the ring, and locks in the Extreme Interrogation. M.O.P. tries to break free, but Aaron, with blood running down his face, refuses to release his grip. M.O.P. finally has no choice but to tap out.
Here is your winner, Aaron Enigma!
Aaron climbs to the top of the cage to celebrate, while The Sam helps M.O.P. to the back.
Gorilla: And what a match we just witnesses, Jess!
Jesse: Right you are Gorilla. Aaron Enigma picks up an amazing victory here tonight!
Gorilla: Up next, our main event! Motor-Colt and Above Average V. Square and Starshine!
The Story: Motor-Colt and Above Average V. The Non-American Heroes: Square and Starshine
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit.
*It’s Hard To Speak Without A Tongue*
Introducing first, representing the Story, and weighing in at a total combined weight of 507 pounds, King Motor-Colt and the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, Above Average!
*Supermassive Black Hole*
And their opponents, representing WWCF Corporate and being accompanied by The Sam. Weighing in at a total combined weight of 440 pounds, Square and Starshine, The Non-American Heroes!
Above Average and Starshine start off the match. They tie up, but Starshine breaks the lockup. Starshine, Square, and The Sam huddle in the corner, apparently discussing strategy. Above Average comes up behind Starshine and rolls him up.
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Here are your winners, Above Average and Motor-Colt!
Gorilla: [color=Orange]The NAH can’t believe it!
Jesse: I can’t believe it, Gorilla! That had to be one of the quickest matches in WWCF History!
Starshine and Square begin arguing with the referee. The ref goes over and says something to Above Average and Motor-Colt. They nod, and the ref goes over and says something to Michael Muffer.
Ladies and gentlemen, The Non-American Heroes have asked for a do-over, and The Story has accepted!
Gorilla: A do-over?! In all my years, I have never heard of such a thing!
Above Average and Starshine lock up, but once again, Starshine breaks the tieup, and he rolls to the floor. The NAH and The Sam huddle once again, apparently still discussing strategy. While this goes on, the ref has begun counting.
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Above Average suddenly dives over the top rope onto the Heroes and Sam!
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Above Average rolls Starshine back into the ring, breaking the count. Motor-Colt tags in, and he goes to work on Starshine. Colt hit’s a snap suplex and makes the cover.
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Kickout.
Colt continues to attack Starshine, before locking in the Final Thought! Starshine struggles to escape, but Colt wrenches back on the hold. Starshine is about to tap out, but Square breaks it up. Above Average runs in and chases Square out of the ring. As the ref removes Above Average, Starshine and Square use the opportunity to double team Colt. The ref turns in time to see Square (legally) tag in. Square delivers a hard kick to Colt’s ribs, followed by a knee drop, and a cover.
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Kickout.
Square tags Starshine back in. Starshine starts stomping Colt’s leg, before sitting him up. Starshine bounces off the ropes a few times, as he’s about to kick Colt, but instead, he applies a headlock. Colt easily rolls Starshine up.
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Kickout.
Starshine angrily shoves Colt down, and tags Square in again. Square hit’s a face buster on a rising Motor-Colt, and covers him.
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Kickout.
Square pulls Colt up to his feet, and applies a front facelock. He drags Colt to the corner and tags Starshine in. The Heroes hang Colt over the ropes, as Starshine yells,
This is gonna be awesome!
Starshine goes for a lung blower, but Colt grasps the rope, causing Starshine to land hard on his ass! Square tries to choke Colt from the ring apron, but Colt punches him away. Starshine tires to back suplex Colt, but Colt counters it into a bulldog. Colt then reaches up and tags in Above Average. AA charges into the ring and clothesline’s Starshine. Square runs in and takes a clothesline as well. The Sam jumps on the ring apron and grabs Above Average from behind. Starshine charges at AA, but the Inter-Forum Champion moves out of the way, causing Starshine to clothesline Sam. AA then rolls up Starshine.
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Here are your winners, Motor-Colt and the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, Above Average, The Story!
Gorilla: And The Story completing the hat trick here tonight, Jesse.
Jesse: Three big wins for The Story, but they better not get over confident. Corporate may be down, but they’re not out.
Gorilla: Coming up next, the contract signing between Seth Drakin and LittleNaitch!
*There is a table set with a contract set and two chairs. Michael Muffer is in the ring with a microphone.*
Michael: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for the contract signing for the main event that will be competed at the Survivor Team Challenge Series and will be for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship.
*The crowd cheers as Michael continues.*
Michael: Now, in accordance with an agreement, both men have asked to bring one bag with them as well as physical backup because neither man trusts the other.
*Blow Me Away by Seth Drakin plays and he gets a chorus of boos as he is carrying his Title of Honor and a black bag while being followed by two masked men.*
Michael: Heading to the ring....accompanied to the ring by "Mr. E" & "U.N. Owen".........from Stafford, Virginia...........the number one contender for the world title and the only Champion Of Honor.............Seth Drakin!!!!!!!!!!!
*Seth enters the ring with his backup as he takes a seat to the right of the table. He sets his bag down as his two masked bodyguards stand behind Seth
The New Blackjacks theme plays and Little Naitch comes out to the ring carrying the world title and a bag while being followed by Tyfo and The Farris Brothers. Despite the presence of the WWCF Corporate, the fans give Little Naitch a huge cheer.*
Michael: And now coming down the ring.........accompanied to the ring by Tyfo and WWCF Corporate Security Phil and Bill Farris........from Las Vegas, Nevada.......he is the WWCF World Heavyweight Champion............Little Naitch!!!!!
*Little Naitch enters the ring as he stares at Seth. Seth stands up as well and the two have a small stare down before Little Naitch drops his bag and raises the World Title. Both men then sit down as Tyfo and the Farris Brothers stand behind Little Naitch.*
Michael: Now as custom to contract signings, Seth Drakin....since you are the challenger, will you please sign the contract first?
*Seth signs the contract and smiles as he slides it towards Little Naitch.*
Michael: Little Naitch.....if you will please???
Little Naitch: Now hold on there, fella. What’s the hurry???
Seth: What is the hurry??!!!
Little Naitch: Yeah, you heard me….what’s the hurry?
*Seth seems pissed but smiles.*
Seth: Well.....I guess you got to consider your options now because once you signed that contract; you have signed over that world title to me. Not very good for a corporate puppet!!!
Little Naitch: Corporate puppet? NOBODY in Corporate tells me what to do…
*Seth thinks and grins even more*
Seth: Speaking of puppets….I guess it is time you met my special guest.
*Seth goes into his bag and reveals the “Little Naitch” puppet that he used years ago.*
Seth: Long time no see for you two.......
*Seth looks at the puppet*
Seth: Hey LN, what do you have to say to your counterpart?
LN Puppet: Woooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Naitch: You’re a funny man there Seth. This is what started the war to begin with.
Seth: I figured it was time to unleash this bad boy out.
Little Naitch: Well last time you busted that doll out, you proceeded to duck me for the last six months.
Seth: Hey.....blame MiLo Duck for putting me out and by then, I had all the control in the world.....and seeing as I knew how much you wanted to get your hands around my neck.....I let you wait in torture like a man trying to grab the golden fruit.....only for the branch to be lifted a little higher every time.
Little Naitch: Well unlike you, I don’t hide or duck from opponents.
Seth: Well.....you got me now in a match where I exactly wanted you.....you see, you had the chance to take my honor title, but you didn’t......why was that??? Were you too dumb that day????
Little Naitch: Why would I want a title that isn’t even officially recognized by the WWCF? I have the only title that MEANS ANYTHING IS THIS!!!!
*Raises World Title in the air to cheers.*
Seth: Keep dreaming now because there is nothing you can…..
*WCW Juventud Guerrera theme plays as the commissioner of the WWCF, Dr. Amigo Jr. comes out and he is looking at the ring. Seth shakes his head in disappointment.*
Seth: Jeez…..I wonder what this is about. I guess I might have to look at the Corporate’s allies one more time.
Amigo: Listen, Seth……I have nothing but disdain for Dave right now so you can cross that thought out of your mind immediately.
Seth: Well then…..what are you doing here then?
Amigo: Easy, I am here to answer your question of why Little Naitch gave up a shot at your Honor Title. You see, before the match…..I had a little word with Little Naitch backstage away from the Family, the Corporate, and anyone else for that matter and I had some really good news for him. You remember when I warned you about treating the backstage crew like crap and you basically told me to shove off. You also said that there wasn’t a damn thing I could do to you because of your contract. Well, I did something that could slip by your contract because I looked over that thing and while most of your clauses make you mostly untouchable, there was one little clause that I noticed that I think you may have never looked at.
*Amigo pulls out a copy of the contract.*
Amigo: It says here that if you, Seth Drakin….get any one on one title shot that does not have any stipulations already on it….well guess what? The type of title match can be made by the champion at his discretion…..which means Seth that you have to face Little Naitch in whatever match he wants!!!!
*Seth looks on in horror at the announcement he just heard as Little Naitch just smiled.*
Little Naitch: Oh yeah….that’s why I don’t want your stinky title.
*Seth is pissed as anything that he has no control over what happens next.*
Amigo: Now, before I leave…..I guess I should announce that when he heard about this and after he gave Aaron the shot at your “Title of Honor”…..he came to my office and said that he wanted two things in the match against you. Now, Little Naitch would only tell me one because as he said, he wanted the other to be a big surprise. The first thing he wanted was an interesting kind of match……a type of match that has not many names. I know TNA calls it a No Surrender Match, but that is also the name of the pay per view and do we really want to copy from another show? It is a match where there are no disqualifications, no count outs, no submissions, no “I Quits”, no time limits, and no stoppage by the referee. The only way to end the match is by pinfall which means that it is up to the ass kicker when the match ends. I think I will call it a No Easy Way Out Match. I like that name and that was only half of what the match will be because I don’t know what he also wanted and from what I have heard, no one else knows either so the floor is all yours, champ.
*Amigo goes to the back as Little Naitch looks on.
Little Naitch: Thank you, commissioner…
*He turns back and signs the contract and hands it back to Michael before anyone can react. He then looks at Seth with his grin growing wider.*
Little Naitch: Now where were we? Oh yeah, the other half of what I wanted and I was kind enough to bring the second half of what I wanted to this very ring. You see, you brought that dummy in your bag so I guess it is my turn to show what I have. Now, with you…..there are so many things that I could do to make every second you spend in the ring with me……a living nightmare. I mean, I could make it a regular match….
*Naitch pauses and lets the crowd cheer*
Little Naitch: A Street Fight……
*That gets a louder reaction.*
Little Naitch: And I could even face you inside of Hell in a Cell.
*The reaction to the Hell in a Cell overrides the reaction to the street fight.*
Little Naitch: But there is one match that I have always wanted with you…..just one match…..and I can’t seem to think of it right now…..hmmm
*Little Naitch fake thinks as if to taunt Seth, but that doesn’t last long.*
Little Naitch: Oh yeah…..I remember now….
*Little Naitch goes into his bag and reveals two dog collars connected by a long chain. Little Naitch slams those into the crowd which makes the audience almost explode with joy while Seth has his eyes grow so big that it looks like he has seen a ghost.*
Little Naitch: You see Seth, you have dug yourself a huge grave here pal as I am sure you thought that when you pulled out of the dog collar match in December that you were home free but you were way wrong. I have been thinking about this for months Seth and now you are going to pay for EVERYTHING you have done since your return from an alleged neck injury. I am out for blood Seth and with no referee to bail you out, you are going to need a blood transfusion when it is all said and done as there will no way you will be beating the first ever WWCF Triple Crown Winner and remember Seth, I am the one who defeated you for the Hardcore Title so I already hold a victory over you and I WILL, DEFEAT YOU AGAIN!!!! Everyone in this arena, everyone watching at home, and everyone backstage wants to see you get every ounce of your comeuppance and at the Survivor Team Challenge Series; they are going to get exactly what they want.
*”No Easy Way Out” by Robert Tipper plays as the crowd celebrates like their local team has won the world title, Little Naitch has a sadistic grin on his face, and Seth is completely stricken by fear as the camera can pick up that Seth shaking his head and saying “No” over and over again.*
Gorilla: What an announcement! At Survivor Team Challenge Series, it will be LittleNaitch defending the WWCF World Title against Seth Drakin, in a DOG COLLAR MATCH!!!
For Jesse King, I'm Gorilla Tim Hoss! Good night, from WWCF Monday NiteRaw!
This week's match writing credits: Headbanger Man, Viva Los Bio Dome, Jonathan Michaels, Evil M, and grbjazzman
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