June 15th, 2009
Welcome to Sunday Night Heatz!!1! I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, and with me, back by popular demand, Jesse King!
We have an amazing show tonight, Gorilla!
Indeed we do. We have The Amazing Brahma Bull taking on “Fallen Dragon“ Mike Corral in our opening match.
And the number one contender to the Heatz!!1 Championship, Koda, will be in action!
And our main event, Relegate Hunter V. The Boiler Room Brawler.
And don‘t forget, The Sam will be the special guest referee for this match!
How wonderful. And we have the debut edition of The Enigma Study!
I can‘t wait to hear what that coward Enigma has to say after last week!
Before we go to the ring for our first match, we have some prerecorded comments from Mike Corral.
The camera opens to see "The Fallen Dragon" Mike Corral, a grim look on his face.
You know, I've seen some sick stuff in my day. Things that made normal men practically vomit, women scared of what resides in the dark, the stuff nightmares are made of. I've been locked in a burning building, I've gone through mental torture I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy, and had to deal with the loss of a friend of mine because of this business. I've gone through hell and back, and most of the time I'm smiling because of it.
But when I see a grown man forced to take on a 5-year-old fan of his, that crosses all the boundaries. Being a part of a company that not only allows, but practically encourages this kind of behavior makes me sick, and it's only because of people like Aaron Enigma that I even have hope for this company. Aaron wouldn't let ego get in the way of his morals, and rather than play TheSam's sick game, he chose to walk away from the battle.
Aaron Enigma, you sir have my respect, because you refused to let TheSam dictate your actions. You didn't care about the consequences of what your action might have brought, you chose to be the bigger man and walk away.
Maybe my respect isn't worth much in this company, but I still respect you. And if you ever need someone to depend on, you know where to find me.
Mike out.
The Amazing Brahma Bull V. “Fallen Dragon“ Mike Corral
The opening contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Mike is Awesome*
Introducing first, from Cork, Ireland, weighing in at 217 pounds, “Fallen Dragon” Mike Corral!
*Cult of Personality*
And his opponent, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 219 pounds. Being accompanied by Team Bull, The Amazing Brahma Bull!
- The two men trade blows in the centre of the ring, until Corral gets the advantage, and knocks Bull down with a big right hand. Bull ducks a clothestline attempt, but runs into a hiptoss, followed by a front dropkick which sends Bull outside the ring. Corral hits him with a huge Tope, and starts to lay a few punches in on a prone Bull, before sliding back into the ring, and sitting in the corner, beckoning Bull to join him.
- Bull avoids a Mafia Kick attempt, and hits a few uppercuts, the final one knocking Corral down. Bull then lands a snap suplex, and a couple of elbowdrops, but only negotiates a one count. Bull goes for the sleeperhold, but Corral backs him into the corner. Corral lights Bull up with a few chops, before hitting a double underhook backbreaker for a 2 count.
- Corral picks up Bull for the Crucifix Powerbomb, but Bull slides out and hits a DDT for 2. Bull goes for the Pedigree early, but gets back body dropped for his efforts. Corral knocks down Bull with a series of clothesline, before snapmaring him over and hitting a low dropkick for another 2 count.
- Corral then utilises the Koji Clutch submission on Bull. He cries out for Bull to tap, but Bull resolutely insists that he won't submit to the referee. Eventually Bull gets himself to the ropes, and the ref forces Corral to relinquish his grip. Corral hits a swinging neckbreaker on Bull, and makes a rare journey to the top turnbuckle, but misses with a moonsault attempt.
- Both men slowly get to their feet at the count of 7. Bull ducks a wild right hand, but hits an enziguri after Mike catches his foot. This time Bull tries for the submission victory by placing Corral in a sharpshooter. After a minute or so, Corral himself manages to reach the ropes. Bull delivers some quick elbows into the injured leg joint of Corral, and then hits a knee breaker for 2.
- Bull places Corral in the corner, and hits a standing splash. He goes for a german suplex, but Corral flips over and lands on his feet. He hobbles on the injured leg after landing, but manages to beat Bull to a right hand, and then nails a sudden STO across the knee. He slowly makes the cover, but only gets a 2 count, much to his chagrin.
- Corral goes for SDTLM, but Bull is privy to it and scrambles to the ropes. As Corral approaches him, Bull drops him throat first across the top rope, and then lands a sunset flip from the apron for a close near fall. Bull hits a dropkick, and then goes for the spear, but Corral rolls him up into a pinning combination for two.
- Bull then does succesfully hit a spear, but he only gets 2.8! Bull goes for the Destroyer, but Corral manages to barely escape it. He goes for a bridging pin, but Bull pushes out of it, and ends up with a jackknife cover on Corral, and manages to get the 3 just before Mike kicks out.
Here is your winner..."THE AMAZING" BRAHMA BULL!
Brahma Bull pick’s up a win here, but he had to work for it, Jess.
Indeed Gorilla. But in the end, Bull showed that he is still Amazing!
*Koda is shown walking towards the ring*
Here he comes folks! Koda is in action, next!
Koda V. SuperSmark
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit.
*Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap*
Introducing first, from Ann Arbor, Michigan, weighing in at 220 pounds, SuperSmark!
*Agent of Chaos*
And his opponent, from Gotham, weighing in at 223 pounds, Koda!
Koda and Smark lock up. Smark applies a wristlock, but Koda reverses it. Koda goes for a snap suplex, but Smark blocks it and hit’s belly to belly suplex.
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Kickout.
Smark pulls Koda up, and goes for a double leg takedown, but Koda blocks it, and nails a double axe handle blow to Smark’s back, followed by a wrap-around neckbreaker. Cover.
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Kickout.
Koda grabs Smark’s leg, and twists it a few times, before applying a single leg crab. Smark screams in pain, but is able to reach the bottom rope. Koda releases the hold, and grabs Smark by the hair. Smark catches Koda in a small package.
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Kickout.
Koda clothesline’s Smark to the mat and stomps him a few times. Cover.
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Kickout.
Koda yanks Smark off the mat and hit’s the Killing Joke. Cover.
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Koda pulls Smark’s shoulder off the mat, and instead goes for the Long Halloween. Smark taps out.
Here is your winner, Koda!
And Koda picking up a win here on Heatz!!1
If I were Viva Los Bio Dome, I’d be worried. This is a much different Koda than the one Viva beat at Smurf The World.
Up next, our main event! Relegate Hunter V. The Boiler Room Brawler!
Relegate Hunter V. Boiler Room Brawler
Up next folks is the rematch from last week. Relegate Hunter versus Boiler Room Brawler. But with added stipulations.
That’s right Tim. The Sam has announced there will be a special guest referee, himself. And a special guest timekeeper, TTS. The Sam has also prevented anyone from interfering under the threat that they will be fired.
And it was revealed this week that Square and Relegate Hunter are in fact brothers. Shortly after this Revelation Square quit WWCF.
The odds look to be against Relegate Hunter tonight.
Not just the odds, but also pretty much all of Vegas by the looks of things. I don’t know how Relegate Hunter is going to get out of this one.
Relegate Hunter should be worrying about how he is going to be paying his hospital bills rather than how he is going to win.
Lets go to ringside.
The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first. Here is the Special Guest Tim Keeper for the this match. At the height of 6’3, weighing in at 290lbs. From the most Jammin’ Trailer Park in Davie, Florida. Representing The Corporation. He is the current Montego Bay Alchoweight Champion. He is TTS!
(TTS walks to the time keepers table as “Down On Me” plays. He is carrying a broken alarm clock)
Why does a timekeeper need an entrance like that?
He’s not just a “time keeper”, he’s the special guest timekeeper Tim.
What next? A referee with Pyro?
And introducing the Special Guest Referee. Representing The Corporation. He is the WWCF Executive of Champions. Here is The Sam!
(An excessive amount of Pyro goes off as cheerleaders make their way standing at the ramp. The Sam comes out wearing a cape and sunglasses. Waving to the fans that are booing him. When The Sam arrives at the ring, Pyro shoots from all the turnbuckles. The Sam enters the ring and gives Michael Muffer $10.)
Well look who it is. Mr Ego himself. How much do you think that entrance cost Jesse?
Hey, it was worth every penny. This man is pretty much the boss of WWCF and I would just like to say that I think he is an excellent one at that.
You are such a kiss ass. This “man” if you want to call him that used to sell cars for a living. And now he thinks he’s the greatest because he managed to kiss Dave’s ass. Which is hard for a Platypus since they have beaks.
Your lucky Mr. Sam didn’t hear you say that.
(The Sam grabs the microphone from Michael)
Tonight I will also be playing the part of ring announcer.
Making his way to the ring first, at the incredible height of 6’0. Weighing in at an astonishing 350 lbs. From the deep, dark boilers of Rockford, Illinois. Please welcome the toughest man in WWCF today. BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!!!
(“I'm So Bad (Baby I Don't Care)” by Motörhead plays as Boiler Room Brawler makes his entrance with steel pipe in hand. BRB enters the ring as The Sam holds the ropes open for him. The Sam is seen whispering into BRB’s ear)
The Sam and his latest lackey going over their game plan.
Will you be quiet, Mr Sam is about to introduce the opponent.
And his opponent. At the tiny stature of 5’10, weighing in at a minute 190 lbs soaking wet. From Brighton, England, where the people are not so Bright. Here is…what’s his name again?....oh yeah, relegate hunter.
(Relegate Hunter comes out to no music, the fans cheer the ultra-face)
Relegate Hunter doesn’t need the glitz and glamour. He is a true wrestler despite what The Sam and Corporate say.
But will that be enough to overcome this challenge?
The Sam gets in Relegate Hunters face. Relegate Hunter gets In The Sam’s face. The Sam steps back. Boiler Room Brawler clotheslines Relegate Hunter. The Sam calls for the bell.
Boiler Room Brawler starts stomping away on Relegate Hunter. Hunter rolls to the outside. The Sam turns his back and talks to Boiler Room Brawler. Relegate Hunter gets his composure back as TTS slaps Relegate Hunter before rolling him back into the ring.
Boiler Room Brawler chokes Relegate Hunter as The Sam starts a slow 5 count.
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4…
Boiler Room Brawler lets go.
Boiler Room Brawler lifts Relegate Hunter by his throat and choke slams him. Boiler Room Brawler goes for a pinfall.
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Boiler Room Brawler lifts Relegate Hunter off the mat. And calls for the Senton Bomb.
Boiler Room Brawler climbs the ropes when Relegate Hunter gets his second wind and jumps up. He begins attacking Boiler Room Brawler and sends him to the outside. The Sam sneaks behind Relegate Hunter and low blows him. The Sam calls for TTS and Boiler Room Brawler to get back in the ring while Relegate Hunter is down.
BRB grabs a chair as TTS slides into the ring and starts stomping on Relegate Hunter.
Suddenly the cameraman gets pushed over and through the crowd comes Whitey Fats. Whitey jumps the barricade and slides into the ring. He taps TTS on the shoulder and as TTS spins around, Whitey right hooks him sending TTS to the mat. The Sam see’s this and flees the ring as Boiler Room Brawler attempts to whack Relegate Hunter with the chair. Whitey grabs the chair from BRB and whacks BRB with it instead.
BRB and TTS roll out of the ring as security chase after Whitey who is escaping through the crowd.
We see The Sam in the back with Fred Neric.
Sam, what happened out there?
Due to the interference of Whitey, who is not employed by WWCF and will have criminal charges placed on him, the winner of the match as a result of a DQ, BOILER ROOM BRAWLER! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!
Shocking events are happening here in WWCF. Back to you Jesse and Tim.
Well folks, it’s time for the debut of the Enigma Study. Let’s go to the back!
*backstage we see Aaron sitting in a chair holding a book, he lowers it and looks at the camera*
Why hello there everyone, and welcome to the first edition of "The Enigma's Study". I am your host, the Head Detective Aaron Enigma. During this segment, I will interview people about things happening in the past, present and future. I'm sure most of you tuned in the last week's Niteraw, and I'm proud to have as my first two guests, from WWCF Corporate. The Sam and M.O.P.
*camera pans to the right as Sam and M.O.P. enter a bit apprehensively and sit down on chairs, the camera pans out and Aaron begins to speak*
Gentlemen welcome to my study. Now let's get down to business. First off, you don't seem particularly excited to be here Sam.
Well to be honest Aaron, I thought you would attack us as soon as we sat down, I mean last week we made a fool of you and proved that myself and M.O.P., as well as the rest of Corporate are way out of your league.
Well to be honest Sam, I was going to attack you when you sat down. At least that was the original plan. But I was able to work out my aggression as you can see behind me.
*the camera pans to the left and a pile of destruction and wrecked books, shelves and a hole in the wall is present*
Now M.O.P. you seem agitated about something. What are you so angry about?
*M.O.P. stands up and yells at Aaron*
WHAT AM I ANGRY ABOUT? HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM AFTER WHAT WE DID LAST WEEK. WE TRICKED A 5 YEAR OLD KID INTO HATING YOU TO GET UNDER YOUR SKIN AND YOU DON'T SEEM AFFECTED AT ALL!
*Aaron just waves him off and speaks calmly*
Well see about that. I actually was very sad that you tricked little Timmy into hating me. In fact, you Sam called me a liar. However, if I remember correctly, I said I would face anyone in a match, not beat anyone. So the way I see it, you tried to twist my words around to make me seem like a liar when the real liar is you.
How dare you accuse me, the Corporate Executive, of lying! I could have you fired for just looking at me the wrong way and yet you sit here and insult me! You said you would beat anyone, and the record book shows you lost!
Okay, okay, technicalities aside I have another question. Let's pretend that instead of me, it was a member of Corporate that said they could beat anyone, as you claim you can. If they had been in a match with Timmy, you are saying Corporate would win?
Of course we would. We're the elite and no five-year old idiot with his finger up his nose is going to stop us!
I agree with M.O.P. As we say in Corporate, "It's just business".
So you are saying that hurting and possibly killing a five year old boy is just business? You think that it is okay to hurt such a young life in return to keep the truth hidden?
Of course it is. What is more important than ourselves? Everyone is Corporate understands that we will do anything to achieve victory.
And you agree with this M.O.P.?
Pssh, of course I do you idiot. A lowlife such as yourself wouldn't know how to win by any means neccessary. Honor and pride are worthless inside the ring.
Is that so? Well I think that answers my question. Ok, you can come out now.
*M.O.P. and Sam look confused but then shocked as Timmy walks out from behind Aaron's chair. Aaron looks down to Timmy and says*
Now Timmy, before we go remedy something between us, I believe you have a message for Sam and M.O.P. right?
*Timmy nods his head*
Well go ahead and tell them.
*Timmy looks up at Sam and M.O.P. and says*
Know Your Enemy
*M.O.P. is enraged at Aaron and charges at him, only for Aaron to sidestep and Timmy sticks his foot and trips M.O.P. into the pile of destroyed things behind him. Aaron looks back to Sam, who flees in terror. He grabs Timmy's hand and says, let's go finish this.
Together they walk to the ring and get inside. The referee rings the bell and Timmy kicks Aaron in the shin, who very fakely acts like he's knocked out from it. Timmy puts his foot on Aaron's chest as the ref counts to 3 and declares Timmy the winner. Aaron gets up, grabs a mic and puts Timmy on his shoulders as he looks to the ramp*
Winning isn't everything Corporate, I believe tonight I proved that. Make no mistake M.O.P. I will take you out at Spin the Wheel. I believe we need a stipulation though for the wheel. What say we have our own special wheel, full of weapons, whatever the spinner picks will be the weapons we get to start the match with. Sounds like a plan to me, so let me know if you are down for it as well.
Other than that, watch your back Corporate, because when the Head Detective comes for you, you better learn to Know Your Enemy.
And on that note folks, that’s it for Sunday Night Heatz!!1 Tune in to tomorrow night for NiteRaw, where we’ll have the semifinals of Seth Drakin’s Tournament of Honor. I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss.
And I’m Jesse King. Goodnight.
Match writing credits: Evil M and The Sam. Additional promo by Mike Corral, and Enigma Study by Aaron Enigma.
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