Monday Niteraw - May 4, 2009

Monday NiteRaw
May 4th, 2009


Tim Hoss: Welcome to Monday NiteRaw! I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss!

Jesse King: And I’m Jesse King!

Gorilla: What a night it was at Smurf the World! We saw new champions crowned, including the new WWCF World Champion, LittleNaitch!

Jesse: And tonight, The Sam is holding a press conference to officially award the championship to Naitch!

Gorilla: We also have some big matches tonight. Motor Colt will tangle with Seth Drakin, one on one!

Jesse: And speaking of Seth, he will be holding his Honor Invitational to determine his first challenger for the Championship of Honor!

Gorilla: And our main event, a rematch for the WWCF World Tag Team Championship!

Jesse: My money is on The Non-American Heroes regaining their championships, Gorilla!

Gorilla: Well that remains to be seen Jesse. Right now, let’s take it down to Michael Muffer for our opening contest!


Handicap Gauntlet Match: Above Average V. The Wargame Warriors, Latino Meat, SuperSmark, and MolotovMocktail

Ladies and gentlemen, the following is the opening contest, and it is a Handicap Gauntlet Match!

*The Prodigy - Poison*

Introducing first, from Belfast, weighing in at 260 pounds, he is the WWCF InterForum Champion, Above Average!

*Leave The Memories Alone*

And his opponent, from Badstreet USA, weighing in at 225 pounds, Stevierichardsfan Babyface!

Stevie and Above Average lock up, with AA getting the upper hand with a standing switch into a rear takedown. Stevie fights back to his feet, and takes Above Average down with an arm drag. Cover, but only 1. Stevie whips Above Average into the corner, and charges, only to find nobody home. Stevie stumbles out of the corner, and walks into a Superkick.
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*Leave The Memories Alone*

Krazy E-Man runs out and starts pummeling Above Average. The Inter-Forum Champion holds his own, however, and peppers Krazy with lefts and rights. AA hit’s a backbreaker and get’s a 2 count off of it. Krazy sends AA into the ropes and catches him coming back with a sidewalk slam.
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Kickout.

Krazy picks the champion up for a second sidewalk slam, but AA breaks free, and locks in the Dragon Sleeper. Krazy E-Man taps out.

*The Doors - Backdoor Man*

Latino Meat runs down to the ring, and he and Above Average tie up. Above Average applies a wristlock, which Meat counters out of. Side headlock by Meat, AA sends him into the ropes, leapfrog, ducks down, and catches Meat with an overhead suplex.
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Kickout.

Above Average lock’s on a neck vice, causing Meat to yell out in pain. Meat eventually grabs the bottom rope, forcing a break. Meat pulls himself up, and ducks a clothesline, and hit’s a back body drop. Cover.
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Kickout.

Meat locks on a chinlock. Above Average struggles, before forcing his way out of it. Meat comes off the ropes with a running crescent kick, which dazes the Champion. Meat waits for AA to get up, and catches him with a flying shoulder tackle. Meat pulls AA towards the corner, and goes up top for the Meat Compactor. AA rolls out of the way however, causing Latino Meat to crash and burn. AA and Latino Meat are both down. The ref begins his count.
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AA starts to get up.

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Latino Meat is also getting up.

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AA is on his feet, stopping the count. Latino Meat get’s up right after and turns towards Above- SUPERKICK!
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3!

*Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap*

SuperSmark races to the ring, carrying his trusty laptop. Above Average is waiting for him, and catches him with backbreaker as he enters. Cover.
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Kickout.

Above Average hammers Smark with some punches, before hitting a delayed vertical suplex. Cover.
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Kickout.

Smark tries to fight back, but Above Average won’t let up. The Inter-Forum Champion connects with a stun gun in the corner, before going for the Superkick again. Smark has the presence of mind to get out of the way. He rolls towards the corner, grabs his laptop, and slams it across AA’s face. The bell rings, but Smark continues to hammer Above Average with the laptop, until the referee is able to pull him off. Smark heads to the back, and…

*Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die*

MolotovMocktail makes his way to the ring, with a big smile on his face. He slides in the ring and calmly covers Above Average.
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KICKOUT!!!

Mocktail can’t believe it. He stomps away on Above Average and covers him again.
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KICKOUT!!!

Mocktail is getting angry now. He picks up AA and connects with a swinging neck breaker. Cover.
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KICKOUT!!!

Mocktail grabs AA by the hair and drags him over to the turnbuckle. He get’s up top, and lifts up AA for a power bomb, but the Champion fights free. Mocktail comes down with a double axe handle across AA’s back. Mocktail goes for another swinging neck breaker, but AA catches him by surprise with a small package!
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Here is your winner, the WWCF Inter-Forum Champion, Above Average!

Above Average celebrates his win, while Mocktail walks back up the ramp, fuming.


Gorilla: What a match Jesse!

Jesse: I gotta say, I didn’t think Above Average could do it, but he did!

Gorilla: Ladies and gentlemen, our next match was actually taped several weeks ago as a wwcf.com exclusive, but due to an oversight, the match was never aired. So here, and now, we would like to show you this exciting match between Koda and The Tank!


Koda V. The Tank

The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit.

(Agent of Chaos)
Introducing first, from Gotham, he weighs in at 223 pounds...KODA!

(Operation Ground And Pound)
And his opponent, from Los Angeles, California and weighing 265 pounds, THE TANK!

- Before the match gets underway, Tank makes sure Koda doesn't have any of his Gaggle of Gifts to hand. As Koda protests his innocence, Tank nails him with a cheap shot. Tank whips him into the corner but Koda gets the boot up on a charge, before exploding with a wrap-around neckbreaker.

- Koda hits two clotheslines and a dropkick for a near-fall. Koda tries for the split-legged corkscrew moonsault from the top early, but Tank has it scouted and avoids the contact. Tank goes for a couple of quick pinning combinations to no avail. He then hits a powerslam from the suplex position, and follows up with a springboard leg drop for 2.

- Tank cinches in an Indian Deathlock, but Koda eventually makes it to the ropes. Tank tries to drag Koda back into the middle of the ring, but Koda manages to escape the hold. With renewed vigour, Koda hits a Shining Wizard for 2.

- Koda throws Tank into the corner, and lands the Arkham Round Up for another very close near-fall. Koda attempts to hit the Killing Joke, but Tank escapes and hits a double underhook facebuster. Tank lands some quick elbows, before trying to put Koda away with a 630 Splash. However, this time Koda moves out of the way.

- Koda reaches for his necktie, but the referee spots this and removes it from his clutches. As the ref puts it back into the corner, Koda sprays the Joker Venom into the eyes of Tank, before succesfully hitting the Killing Joke for the victory.

Here is your winner.......KODA!


Jesse: What a win for Koda that was!

Gorilla: Yes indeed, Jesse. Up next, grbjazzman takes on Cthulhu, in a match that is bound to be personal!


Cthulhu V. grbjazzman

Muffer: The following match is scheduled for 1 fall. Introducing first, weighing 206 pounds and hailing from Upstate New York. GRBJAZZMAN!

*'Sing, Sang, Sung' plays a Jazzman walks out onto the stage.*

Tim Hoss: Well Jesse, it seems likeJazzman is all business tonight. He looks determined!

Jesse King: Well Gorilla, if you thought you had a friend and he stabbed you in the back, you'd be upset too

Muffer: And His Opponent... representing WWCF Corporate and being accompanied to the ring by M.O.P. this is... CTHULHU!!

*A Chorus of boos sernade the Corporate rock star as he comes out with the newest member of Corporate in tow. He enters the ring as the bell is sounded*

The two men meet in the center of the ring and have a stare-off. Cthulhu slaps Jazzman in the face and Jazzman answers back with a huge right that floors Cthulhu. He backs Cthulhu into a corner and nails him with a kick kick to the stomach and works him over before sending Cthulhu off the ropes.

Cthulhu hits a dropkick to the knee and begins working over the leg of Jazzman, putting him in a single leg Boston Crab. Jazzman cries out in pain as he works his way toward the ropes. He gets his hand on the bottom rope but M.O.P. distracts the official and Cthulhu pulls Jazzman out to the center of the ring.

Hoss:By gawh, the pain must be terrible Jesse!

Jazzman again summons the will power to crawl toward the ropes and forces a clean break. Jazzman sturggles to his feet as Cthulhu hits him with clubbing back blows. He hits Cthulhu with a punch then sends him off the ropes and nails a Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. He crawls over to make the cover by can only get a 2 count.

Jazzman struggles to his feet again and whips Cthulhu into the corner and sets him up for a backpack stunner. However, M.O.P. jumps up on the ring apron and distracts the ref again while throwing something to Cthulhu. Jazzman goes over and lays out M.O.P.

King: Hey Gorilla! Cthulhu's got Brass Knux!

A sickening thud is heard as Jazzman gets hit with the brass knux and is covered by Cthulhu. The refs hand fall twice and is on it's way back down for a third time when Jazzman kicks out!

Hoss: He got the shoulder up King!

An angry Cthulhu starts throwing a tantrum in the center of the ring as Jazzman makes his way back to his feet, but M.O.P. slides into the ring as the ref is busy with Cthulhu and low blows Jazzman.

King: This just isn't right Gorilla!

Cthulhu turns back around and nails a kneeling Jazzman with a shining wizard before picking him up and hitting him with a Corporate Rock Drop. Cthulhu makes the cover and gets the three count.

Muffer:Ladies and Gentlemen, you winner... CTHULHU!!

As Muffer says Cthulhu's name, the two members of Corporate begin double teaming Jazzman. M.O.P. rolls out of the ring and picks up a chair to nail Jazzman with when 'Dead and Bloated" is heard thoughout the arena.

Hoss: It's KGX! He's come to help Jazzman!

KGX runs out onto the stage with a chair in hand as the heels stop and stare at him on the stage. KGX though just opens the chair and sits on the stage, watching the beat down continue.

M.O.P. reaches back to hit Jazzman but Jazzman kicks him in the stomach and nails Cthulhu with a judo throw. He motions for KGX to come down to the ring but KGX sits there like a statue before turning around and walking to the back.

King: What the hell was that about Gorilla?

The announcers though are brought back to the ring as the sound of steel meeting cranium echos throughout the arena as M.O.P. nails Jazzman with the chair. M.O.P. and Cthulhu pose over a fallen Jazzman as the crowd showers the pair with boos.


Jesse: Well, next up, former WWCF World Champion Motor-Colt takes on new number one contender, Seth Drakin!


Motor-Colt V. Seth Drakin

*One Winged Angel Remix*
The following contest is set for one fall, with a 30 minute time limit! Introducing first, from Suburbia, weighing in at 265 pounds, he is the Champion of Honor, Seth Drakin!
*It’s Hard To Speak Without A Tongue*
And his opponent, from The Daily Story, Adelaide, Australia, weighing in at 247 pounds, Motor-Colt!

Colt and Seth lock up in the middle of the ring. Colt applies an arm wrench, but Seth maneuver’s out of it, and hit’s an elevated DDT. Cover.
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Kickout.
Seth kick’s Colt in the ribs, followed by an elbow to the small of the back. Cover.
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Kickout.
Seth grabs Colt by the hair and pulls him up. He goes for a suplex, but Colt blocks it, and hit’s a suplex of his own. Cover.
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Kickout.
Colt and Seth tangle near the ropes, with Seth applying a chokehold across the top. The ref gets in there and warns Seth to break it.
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Seth breaks the choke, only to slap it back on again.
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Seth breaks it again. The ref admonishes Seth for his actions, but Seth just grins, and begins stomping Colt again. Seth hit’s a big suplex and covers Colt.
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Kickout!
Seth get’s angry, and starts punching and choking Colt. The referee has to pull Seth off of Colt, much to Seth’s anger. Seth get’s in the ref’s face, and shoves him a couple of times. Seth taunts the ref, and dares him to fight back. The ref shoves Seth HARD, knocking him back into Colt’s waiting arms for the Story On Page One! Cover!
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Here is your winner, Motor-Colt!


Jesse: And the former champion get’s himself back on the winning track!

Gorilla: Before long, he’ll probably be the champion again, Jesse! Up next folks, Seth Drakin’s Honor Invitational!


Honor Invitational: Aaron Enigma V. Jonathan Michaels V. LittleNaitch V. M.O.P.

The following contest is the Honor Invitational, 4-Way Elimination Match!
*Original Prankster*
Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 240 pounds, Jonathan Michaels!
*Burning Soul*
Representing Corporate, from Effin, Jersey, weighing in at 232 pounds, M.O.P!
“Elementary, my dear Watson!”
*Know Your Enemy*
Representing The Story, from Concord, New Hampshire, but residing in Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 256 pounds, Head Detective, Aaron Enigma!
*New Blackjacks Theme*
And his opponent, he is the reigning WWCF World Heavyweight Champion! From Las Vegas, weighing in at 235 pounds, LittleNaitch!

The match starts quickly with M.O.P. and Jonathan Michaels charging Naitch. Aaron watches in amusement as the two trade punches with Naitch and respecting his ability to fight back. He decides to end the fun however and spins M.O.P. around, hitting him with a toe-kick before a swinging neckbreaker. Michaels sneaks up behind Aaron and hits him with a back suplex. Naitch and Michaels stare each other down before Naitch taunts him to come. Michaels runs at Naitch and the two lock up with Michaels locking in a headlock after a couple of seconds.

Aaron jumps to his feet and come from behind Michaels, putting him in a headlock, M.O.P comes up and grabs Aaron and hits him with a Russian legsweep. The momentum of Aaron pulls Michaels down, pulling Naitch as all four men fall to the mat. M.O.P. is the first one up and taunts the crowd. The other three slowly get up and M.O.P. once again goes after Aaron. He starts to unleash a flurry of attacks on him and Aaron desparately tries to defend himself from the onslaught.

Meanwhile Naitch and Michaels have another go at it with Naitch getting the better this time. Michaels bounces him off the ropes and pushes Naitch off him, but he gets hit with a Shoulder Block on the way back and is knocked down. Naitch tries to go for the figure-4 but Michaels kicks him away. He grabs Naitch and hits a vertical suplex and locks in an STF on Naitch. Naitch slowly crawls to the ropes and Michaels breaks the hold.

M.O.P. throws Aaron into the turnbuckle and charges. He jumps for a splash but Aaron catches him in midair and hits a big STO on him. Aaron slowly crawls back to his feet as M.O.P. grabs the ropes to get up. Aaron charges at M.O.P. but he counters and throws him over the top rope on instinct. Aaron strategically releases the ropes and hits the ground on his feet, turning around and waving goodbye to M.O.P. M.O.P. is confused originally but then Michael Muffer says,

"M.O.P. has been eliminated for breaking the rules of honor."

M.O.P. is furious and dives out of the ring at Aaron. He hits Aaron with The Turnpike Driver on the ring floor and leaves him motionless. M.O.P. walks to the back furious at Aaron and at himself.

Meanwhile, back in the ring Michaels and Naitch continue to try to make the other submit. Michaels locks in a crossface but Naitch counters into an armbar. They manage to both make it to their feet and Michaels knees Naitch in the midsection and plants him with a DDT. He goes for the cover.
1...2...Naitch kicks out just before 3.

The was close eh King?Oh it sure was Gorilla, I thought for certain the match would end there!

Michaels's frustration gets the better of him when he goes to the top rope. However, Naitch leaps to his feet and throws Michaels off the top rope and down to the mat. Without missing a beat Naitch locks Michaels in the Figure-4 leglock. Michaels desperately tries to get to the ropes, but he is stuck in the middle of the ring. He then tries to flip over to his stomach to reverse the pressure, but Naitch's leverage is too much. Aaron makes his way back into the ring but still lacks the strength to stand. Michaels ends up tapping out after about 3 minutes of trying to escape it.

Jonathan Michaels has been eliminated

Michaels rolls out of the ring and Aaron finally makes it to his feet. He stands up to see Naitch grabbing his head. Aaron looks around and notices that Michaels isn't there anymore and smiles. Naitch smiles back and the two lock up.

It's down to two now King, one of these two men will become the #1 contender for Seth's title.It will be a hell of a showdown between two great competitors Gorilla.

Aaron gets the better of Naitch with a well-placed knee strike. he then lifts Natich up for the Brilliant Deduction but Naitch counters and hits a vertical suplex. He goes for the pin but Aaron counters into a small package.
1...2...Naitch breaks it just in time!

Both men get back up and Naitch hits the first move with a serious of chops, the crowd WOOOing with everyone. Aaron starts to fight back though, hitting a couple chops of his own. The two begin chopping each other until Naitch decides enough is enough and clotheslines Aaron to the ground. He tries to go for the Figure-4 on Aaron but is countered. Aaron gets to his feet and as Naitch turns around he hits the Reverse STO and locks Naitch in Extreme Interrogation.

Extreme Interrogation! It's locked in! Will Naitch fight out or will Aaron win the bout?

Naitch crawls slowly to the ropes and manages to get there. Aaron breaks the hold reluctantly and get to his feet. He lifts up Naitch but Naitch counters with a quick DDT. He picks up Aaron and irish whips him into the ref accidentally. Both men connect with a clothesline and bring each other down. Naitch makes it to his feet and lifts up Aaron. He tries to hit Aaron with another suplex but Aaron counters and hits Naitch with the Brillant Deduction. He falls on top of Naitch but the ref is still down.

Another ref runs out to the ring as the other recovers. The new ref hits the ring and begins to count.
1...2...3!

The new ref lifts Aaron up and declares him the winner, raising his hand. However the old one comes over and pulls it down, saying that Aaron's shoulders were on the mat and that Naitch was the winner. He lifts up Naitch and raises his hand. The refs argue about who was right and wrong as Aaron and Naitch look on confused. The refs called Michael Muffer over and after a minute of talking Muffer says,

Due to a double pinfall, this match is declared a draw!

*After the match, littlenaitch grabs a mic and enters the ring.*

littlenaitch: You did well, Aaron. Despite what happened tonight, you proved to me and to everyone else that you want the Title of Honor. Now there are reasons that I wont reveal yet, but I have no problem doing what I am about to do.

*littlenaitch goes to the outside and whispers something to the ring announcer. The announcer looks at him as if he is sure he wants to do that. littlenaitch smiles and says yes he does. The announcer gets on the mic.*

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match and the #1 Contender for the Championship Title of Honor............AARON ENIGMA!!!!!!!!

*Both Aaron and Seth Drakin look surprised as littlenaitch smiles and walks to the back.*


Gorilla: Quite an unexpected move right there, from LittleNaitch, huh Jesse?

Jesse: Right you are, Gorilla! I just hope the World Champion knows what he’s doing.

Gorilla: Up next, the WWCF Tag Team Champions Rough and Ready defend the gold against the former champions, The Non-American Heroes!


WWCF World Tag Team Championship: The Non-American Heroes V. Rough-n-Ready [c] w/ The Sam

Tag Team Champions RnR vs Non-American Heroes

Muffer – The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the WWCF Tag Team championships.
(Non-American Heroes theme music)
Making their way to the ring first. At a total combined weight of 440 lbs. They are Square and Starshine, The NON-AMERICAN HEROES!
(Square and Starshine walk to the ring shaking their heads at the fans along the way.)
*As Starshine enters the ring he holds his hand out to Michael Muffer who lowers his head and gives him the mic.*
Starshine - *Directed at Muffer* Michael Muffer, if you wouldn't mind, get out of my ring.
*Muffer shakes his head, raises his hands and shrugs before leaving. The crowd boo's and mocks the NAH.*
Starshine - You all think this is really funny don't you? It's just a big joke at our expense. You all think that we've been beat. But the fact is, you're wrong. Every great act at some point had it's... setbacks. But like every great act, we persevere and come out stronger than ever. TTS, Whitey Fats, RnR, you may have all the better hand at this point. But we're one river away from a straight flush.
Last week we took one step back. Tonight we leap forward again. RnR, you beat us once, but your manager won't save you tonight. We are the standard of tag team excellence, and tonight we take back what was stolen from us.
*Tosses the mic outside to Muffer*
And their opponents
(RnR music plays)
At a total combined weight of 570 lbs. They are the NEW WWCF Tag Team Champions, Whitey "Daddy Phat Sax" Fats and TTS, ROUGH’N’READY!!!
(RnR walk to the ring with The Sam in tow. RnR don’t look too happy for some reason. Before the match starts The Sam says “Good Luck to RnR)
The Bell Rings

Square and TTS start the match off. TTS looks at Square, looks at The Sam, Looks at Whitey and then lies down in the middle of the ring. Square looks confused, shrugs his shoulders and pins TTS.
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Whitey runs into the ring and pulls Square off of TTS. Square immediately gets up and asks “What the Hell Are You Doing?”, Whitey throws a punch at Square which sends him back. Starshine gets in the ring and he gets punched as well. TTS tries to calm down Whitey but Whitey pushes TTS back. The referee tells Whitey to get back into his corner but Whitey just pushes the referee on his butt. The referee calls for the bell declaring the match a no contest.
The Sam gets on the apron and says clearly “What The Smurf Do You Think You’re Doing?”
Whitey says “Smurf You” to The Sam before heading to the back.


Gorilla: Well, Jesse. I’m not sure what that was all about.

Jesse: Obviously, all is not well between Rough-n-Ready and The Sam.

Gorilla: Well, in just a moment, The Sam will rejoin us, for the press conference, where LittleNaitch will officially be presented with the WWCF World Championship!


(We see a press conference in the middle of the ring with reporters and cameramen standing on the outside of the ring. Out come The Sam, Tyfo and a couple of lawyers carrying a large briefcase. They all take a seat behind the press conference tables as the fans boo at The Sam and Tyfo. The Sam makes his way to the podium after grabbing some notes from the lawyers)
The Sam – Ladies and Gentlemen, My name is The Sam, and welcome to the official WWCF Champion press conference.
Now please welcome, The NEW WWCF Champion. LITTLENAITCH!!!
(New Blackjacks theme hits the P.A. and out comes Littlenaitch. Pyro shoots as confetti falls from the rafters. The fans cheer for Naitch as he makes his way to the ring. And Naitch acknowledges the fans with a nod.
Naitch makes it to the ring as he and Tyfo share a hug. Naitch shakes The Sam’s hand. The music dies down)
The Sam – On behalf of WWCF and myself, I hereby award you, Littlenaitch, the WWCF World Heavyweight title.
(The Lawyers open the large briefcase revealing the WWCF World title. The Sam reaches into the briefcase and hands Naitch the title. Naitch holds the title above his head as the fans cheer. Naitch takes the microphone)
Naitch – First off, thankyou for that warm reception.
I would like to thank my good friend Motor Colt, he gave me the opportunity when no one else would, and allowed me what many are saying is the best match in WWCF history. Colt, I just want to let you know that if you want a rematch, I will accept. Anytime, anyplace.
Secondly, I want to thank my tag team partner, Tyfo. We have travelled up and down the road together for the past year. Tyfo, you have helped me through the good times and the bad times. I consider you a great wrestler and an even better friend.
And finally I want to thank someone else. Someone who has always been on my side. Someone who has always done whatever they could to help me out. Someone who without, I would not be standing here today.
Of course, I am talking about, all you fans. Right here in the arena and all around the world. You made me the Champion I am today.
(as Naitch poses the title for the media, The Corporation music hits and out comes D-Dave, Cthulu, M.O.P., Square and Starshine. They hop into the ring as it looks like a brawl is about to take place. The Sam and Dave get in each other faces. They are about to come to blows when all of a sudden, Dave and The Sam share a hug in the middle of the ring. M.O.P., Cthulu, Square, Starshine and Tyfo all start high fiving each other as a confused Naitch looks on. The Sam makes his way to the microphone.)
The Sam – Ladies and Gentlemen, I have one more announcement to make. As of this moment The Family is no more. I have been offered a generous offer by Mr D-Dave here to allow myself, Tyfo, Littlenaitch and anyone else the opportunity to join WWCF Corporate.
(Littlenaitch grabs a microphone)
Naitch – What the hell Sam? What the hell is going on? I thought you said “Long Live The Family”? What the hell happened?
The Sam – Naitch, listen, this is what is best for The Family. We must join the political powers in order to survive.
Naitch – Well you know what? I refuse to join these scumbags. Have fun by yourself Sam.
(Naitch leaves the ring)
Tyfo - Whoa, whoa, Naitch. Hold on man. Think about this! Together, you, me, Sam, were powerful. But with the backing of Corporate, we become untouchable! Now that your the World Heavyweight Champion, you've got the biggest target on your back that either of us have ever had in our career's. That means everyone is gunning for you. You know I'm behind you, and you know Sam is behind you. But in the Corporation, then you'll have Cthulhu behind you, you'll have Square behind you, you'll have Starshine behind you, and of course, you'll have Dave behind you. The Family may technically be gone, but now we are one big extended Family. An extended Family that will make sure that World title stays where it belongs, in your hands. You know Seth Drakin has no intentions of being "honorable", so what's wrong with a few extra guys to stand beside you? And Motor-Colt, he may say all the right things, but we've seen in the past that guy might not be all there. How do you know he won't take the first cheap shot he gets and try to take back that title? This is all for the best. Come on man, I know you'll make the right decision.
The Sam – Fine Naitch, leave. You have the choice. Oh before I forget, due to this new powerhouse stable, I have been given more power and I am now an WWCF executive. Meaning I have a decision over everything. What matches will take place, who wins, who loses, what snacks we have in catering oh, and who is the champion and who isn’t….
(Naitch turns around and says “You Wouldn’t?)
The Sam – So Naitch, what will it be? Will you be a Champion or will you not be a Champion?
(Naitch looks at the crowd who tell him “No”. Naitch bows his head and reluctantly gets back into the ring as he shakes everyone’s hand while looking bitter about the whole deal.)
The Sam – Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my new Corporate Family

Gorilla: Unbelievable, Jesse!

Jesse: Gorilla, we are looking at the new powerhouse stable of the WWCF!

Gorilla: Things around here will NEVER be the same!

(The Corporate music hits as the show closes with Dave, The Sam, Tyfo, M.O.P. , Square, Starshine, Cthulu and a reluctant Naitch standing in the ring)